#haha chapel roan reference

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NO one can convince me that Yu Ziyuan is not a beard. I bet Jaing Fengmian's gay ass was overthere making heart eyes at Bisexual Icon Wei Changze during their entire wedding. (Yu Ziyan not knowing that gay people exist thinks he's looking at Miss Girlboss herself, Cangse Sanren)

"he was in love with Cangse Sanren" I bet they had sleepovers to talk about how hot Wei Changze was and debate on what he'd be like in bed. They propably made a blood oath that whoever got to him first would (if Changze ever asked) allow the other to have sex with their husband exactly 1 (one) time.

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no one asked for this but here are some sexy little nevada hcs bc my ask box is dry :(((((

oh he is sooooo insecure but its fine bc he's wearing enough eyeliner that it sort of hides it.

'haha yeah I'm the most sexy person in the world. say it. say it back. please oh my god i need you to say you agree'- nevada up to 4 times a day

that being said. dare i make the nichest of niche references and call him the pink sauce lady of the statehouse. bc his strength and confidence to be wrong w his full chest is outstanding

this fandom seeps w angst bugs and fair enough; nevada does serve day-old-makeup-sobbing-in-the-bathroom-mirror but have u considered; he also serves running game night like the navy.

bc there's a fic in the fact he definitely has given someone a full on lap-dance in the name of charades (during which he completely misinterpreted the card, which actually said 'stripey' as something completely different)

i consider him to be a fan of chapel roan.

as a vegan, similar to cali, one might assume they r the same. cali is vegan in the 17-dollar-burger-no-sides-included way. nevada is vegan in the almond crunchy mom aesthetic way. they are NOT the same