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Tumblr has ruined me. Like what do you mean dracula isnt a romance
#its litterally just a text fic#where theyre all just bitching about how to get rid of this guy#dracula#bram stoker#jonathan x dracula
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One thing i love about the hunger games is that they’re all secretly musicals
#suzanne collins loves to hide a couple of songs in there#its like a little treat#shes like have a little tune with your child murder book#and i am not mad about it#then she gave us ballad of songbirds and snakes#and everyone acted surprised that it was so musical#as though she has not done this litterally every book#just to a lesser extent#the hunger games#thg#hunger games#suzanne collins#the ballad of songbirds and snakes#the hunger games sunrise on the reaping
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Helloooooo anyone know where i can watch what we do in the shadows in the uk (preferably free but ill take what i can get) thank youuuu
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Nothing can convince me that the sonic the hedgehog movie is not a Frankenstein fan fiction
#its litterally just what if the DeLaceys had taken him in#i swear they are so similar#they were like if we make him cute this story eould be so different#it fits#the monster was just a silly dude#he would have loved the sonic adventures#mary shelley#frankenstiensmonster#frankenstein#mary shelly's frankenstein#sonic#sonic the hedgehog#sonic movie
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Sometimes i think of something so utterly poetic then my brain moves on and forgets but i am forever wondering what it was i forgot
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Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
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“Haymitch was the first mockingjay” “Lucy Grey was the first mockingjay”
No there was at least 24 mockingjays every year for 75 years
#dont try and say the careers didnt count#they do#at the end of the day they were just kids who didnt want to die#the hunger games sunrise on the reaping#the hunger games ballad of songbirds and snakes#the hunger games#thg#thgsotr#thg sotr#thgbosas#sunrise on the reaping
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SUNRISE ON THE REAPING SPOILERS
God I just realised the reason snow kept feeding Haymitch bread and milk was so that he couldn’t die via the gumdrops
#and its why he couldnt die when he kissed her#this book destroyed me#sotr spoilers#spoilers#sunrise on the reaping spoilers#sotr#sunrise on the reaping#the hunger games sunrise on the reaping#the hunger games#thgsotr#thg sotr
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I saw a tiktok saying that sunrise on the reaping is a catching fire prequel and i cant stop thinking about it, it just makes so much sense
If tbosas is a hunger games prequel and sotr is a catching fire prequel then we are getting a mockingjay prequel.
Im thinking its gotta be about either Johanna’s games, Finnick mentoring Annie, or something to do with Effie
#i dont remember the tiktokers name but if its you please let me know and ill give credit and tag#sotr spoilers#well not really but ill tag it just incase#sotr#thgsotr#the hunger games sunrise on the reaping#sunrise on the reaping#thg ballad of songbirds and snakes#the hunger games ballad of songbirds and snakes#ballad of songbirds and snakes#tbosas#the ballad of songbirds and snakes#the hunger games#catching fire#mockingjay#thg
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PEOPLE PLEASE ANNOUNCE YOUR SUNRISE ON THE REAPING SPOILERS AT THE TOP OF YOUR SPOILERY POSTS
I AM TOO WEAK AND TOO STUPID TO NOT READ THE POST IF ITS NOT ANNOUNCED AT THE START
THANK YOU
#also if you know how to block spoiler tags please let me know how coz i cant figure it out#sotr#sotr spoilers#thgsotr#sunrise on the reaping#the hunger games sunrise on the reaping#thg#the hunger games#spoilers
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Wait i forgot the Haymitch book was coming out but wore my hair in a Katniss braid anyway- its a sign
#haymitch abernathy#haymitch#katniss everdeen#katniss#katniss braid#thg#the hunger games#the hunger games sunrise on the reaping#thgsotr#sotr
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Apparently i have now consumed so much fan fiction i am now immune to diamond of the day part 2
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Happy ides everyone
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IM SCREAM ING SEASON THREE
I HOPE WE SEE THALIAS DEATH TO BARBIE TSHIRT
OH MY GOD NICO AND BIANCA- I CANNOT WAIT TO SOB OVER HER DEATH
THE DAM SNACK BAR
THE STARS
ITS GONNA BE GREAT
#im acctually so happy#we still need season 2 first tho#now im hoping season 4 is gonna be announced soon so they canfilm them back to back#ooh hopefully pjos popularity will mean they do something with the kanes#pjo#pjo disney+#percy jackson#percy jackon and the olympians#percy jackson and the titans curse#pjo season 3#the titan's curse#percy jackson season 3#pjo series#percy show
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Ew ew ew nooo tumblr you cant update i hate it
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Pottery very useful, Anthony people will always need plates
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Got to go clean my pigsty of a room. Please send help and/or good vibes
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