#this is a draft from september

[godsperfectprincess]

i think there’s something to be said about deciding you want someone to be the father of your children before deciding you want to be their wife

[books-are-my-life-stuff]

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[tommarvoloriddlesdiary]

Ron, standing before a plate of warm cookies: Are these venomous?

Tom, smiling: No, Weasley, that is impossible.

Ron picks one out and walks off: Cheers!

Ron takes a bite and starts foaming at the mouth:

Tom: They are poisonous, however.

Harry: Did you seriously make poisoned cookies?? He could die???

Tom: This was a valuable life lesson. Besides, we have magic. He’ll be fine.

Harry: What the hell is the lesson here??

Tom: To pick up a dictionary and stop asking foolish questions.

Tom: And I’d be careful, Harry.. you may be next.

[rars]

if someone did LSD and then took an antacid what would h

[iamenits]

A Taste of Armageddon

[somehowmags]

i need white people to understand that a post talking about racism is not the time to for you talk about how you're definitely one of the good ones and not racist, apologize for other white people, go "as a white person", cry about how bad you feel that someone has pointed out that you profit from oppression, or, and i cannot believe im saying this, talk about your ocs/dnd characters or fanfic

[arowrath]

honestly being in in-person school again and talking to people in real life has gotten me thinking about how mean the current tumblr/internet culture is. and how heavily cringe culture is enforced (though nobody uses the word "cringe" anymore, because that would be cringe too) and how normal it is to mock someone for phrasing something weird or asking whether a post is a joke or not or whatever. like in real life if someone references an old meme or says the word doggo or isnt completely up to date with whatever ur girlblogger mutuals are saying is cringe now you just have to accept that and move on because it really does not fucking matter. and if you were to make fun of them you'd be being an asshole. and then u go online and it’s like. wow so many posts feel so incredibly mean spirited

[clothesfromthesoupstore]

[hockybish]

Girly: hey can you bring up a can of that ginger soda  Lover: still having issues? Girly: yea Lover: ill be up soon Lover: ♥️

Cole pocketed his phone and went about getting the fizzy drink for Kylie, his girl, who was currently regurgitating the contents of her stomach. He grabbed a chilled soda from the fridge and added a curly straw for a little bit of fun. He was about to head up to her when he was stopped by her brother. 

“Is that for Ky? Is she still not feeling well?” Trevor hopped over the back of the couch when he saw Cole headed towards the stairs. “I can bring it to her.” 

“No I got it.” Cole shrugged. She is his girlfriend, although nobody knew that at the time. “You just go back to playing chel, I’ll be back in a minute.”

“But I’m her brother.” Trevor reminded his friend.

Yes that was true, but he was the one to put her in the predicament she was in. He was reason why she had practically made a bed in the upstairs bathroom because she was constantly getting sick from the baby, that Trevor still had no idea about.

"I know, but she did message me and I am her best friend. So I'm just gonna go." He made a run for it up the stairs and to the bathroom that was conjoined to her room.

"Here is your drink you ordered madam." Cole smiled, trying to lighten the mood while hand Kylie Zegras the drink. She thanked him and started taking big gulps through the straw. "Sips. Don't want you throwing it back up."

"It's gonna come back up no matter what." Kylie listens to what her boyfriend suggested and sipped the fizzy beverage. But it didn't take her long to lean back over the toilet and throw up again. The morning sickness, which was more like every time of the day sickness, was kicking her butt lately.

Cole slipped in behind her so he could hold them as she got sick once more. He didn't like this part, but it was all part of the process. He wished they could just jump to the part where they could hold the little one.

"It's time to tell my brother. He's getting suspicious and we're not going to be able to hide the bump for much longer." Kylie wiped her mouth, gurgling a bit of water to get the taste out of her mouth before leaning back into her favorite pillow.

She was at least three months along. There was a bump starting grow and one could see it, if they knew what to look for. The other day Kylie had an appointment that Cole wasn't able to make, and what happened at the appointment made her want to come clean to her brother about everything.

"Are you sure want to babe? I kinda don't want to murder and I think he will definetly murder me." Cole started rubbing circles into her arms and back, making his way down her body and to her belly. He was trying to get her to relax some more and maybe even get a little nap in.

"He's gonna find out eventually Coley. Especially when the ducks play the habs and there a freaking ba-" Kylie was interrupted by someone clearing their throat. She didn't feel a vibration come Cole, that must have meant that someone must have walked in on them, and what if, oh no...

Looking up from her position on the ground there stood Trevor leaning against the wooden doorframe with his arms crossed, looking ... well there was no real expression on his face. He refused to meet their gazes, opting look at the floor.

"You fucked my sister? And now you're pregnant?" Trevor directed a question to each member of the couple who just looked at him, in disbelief, unsure of really what to say or do next.

Kylie opened her mouth and was about to say something, give some sort of reasoning or excuse or explain herself in anyway, but her stomach turned and had her leaning over the bowl again.

She sobbed as the bile burned her throat. "Hey hey, it's okay, let it out" Cole encouraged inbetween placing kisses in the crook of her neck and along the backside. It was hard for him to tear his eyes away.

Trevor watched the interaction between Kylie and Cole and he couldn't help feel the love Cole had for his twin. He guessed he could get used to this, to them. He would have to if he wanted to be the best uncle.

He just needs to get over this feeling of betrayal.

"Wait Trev there's more." She called to her brother and grabbed onto the boy behind her's hand for courage and he hadn't heard this news yet either and she wanted to make sure he was listening because she was about to throw another curve ball.

"It's twins. We're having twins" Kylie nervously looked at the two boys.

Let me know what y'all think!

[pinkpogiclub]

[ninjasmudge]

so anyway i think that in s4 maq shows up with a tuk tuk truck thats ever so slightly bigger and faster than the one mk has, and its got flame decals.

mk is outraged about this, so mei mods his to be slightly better than macaques. even bigger flame decals, and a nitro boost

macaque asks red son to make his even bigger and cooler. theres a disco ball on it now. lights. a hot tub.

this is basically a modding war between mei and red son until they figure out they can team up and obliterate everyone else with a monster truck big enough for mk’s mech to sit in

[wundrousarts]

Going to do a Nevermoor series reread in June + July + August ? if anyone else also wants to do a reread around that time, could be fun to have more of the fandom prepping for Silverborn

Did initially make a roadmap plan to split the books up into weeks on top of already being months, so that people could focus on specific parts and discuss each week….. but between the fact that I messed it up the first time, Silverborn kept getting delayed as I planned it, and I’m actually really bad at keeping to stuff like that (looking at you, Silverborn Countdown Challenge…) I’m deciding to just go for it at whatever pace happens.

[np-c]

"How did Chuuya not burst out laughing at Dazai's gay ass speeches?" "How did he keep a straight face?" "Why Dazai said all of this in the first place knowing that Chuuya's awake?"

firstly, Dazai probably wasn't 100% sure that Chuuya was actually awake up until Chuuya shot him in the head (I'll give him 80%, he's smart, he knows Chuuya, but still with just enough space to doubt)

and secondly, Dazai Is Just Like That™. Chuuya kept a perfect poker face because he's fucking used to this nonsense. Dazai is the guy who says shit like "this is why I like you" the very first day they meet and also "I spent seven years thinking of ways to kill Chuuya (we haven't seen each other for four of those)". "Whatever sleep or awake, I'm constantly thinking up ways to annoy Chuuya", anyone?

[wildwood-faun]

taking this from @buddyblanc and also deciding that I can't use pictures I've taken this time around, only ones I've saved. Tagging anyone who thinks this looks like fun!

the one thing I will add is that the swedish text in the top left image translates to "eyes damaged by witchcraft"

[beesinspades]

realised I never posted pics of my wolfwood cosplay so let's go might as well ✌️🔥

[pvj-karkalicious]

bro is gonna be a sappy school girl and write the cheesiest love letter to his crushes (meiko and luka) and maybe sing with them idk he’s a bit shy about it

Like before he confesses he puts the letters into their lockers and places their instruments on the roof. Meiko and Luka both see their letters and they’re like “Do you think he’s—?” then get all embarrassed because i think they’d also be a bit shy about it.

They go to the rooftop and kaito asks for them to play with him and so they do, their music echoing through the sunset. Then he like confesses and yay. boyfriend-girlfriend-girlfriends