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if the usamerican civil war was happening now instead of the 1800s you would see posts on here like "im literally disabled and i need a slave to function"
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obviously furries can be 100% nonsexual for a lot of ppl but once you start talking down to furry kinksters & acting like this whole damn community wasnt built on people wanting to fuck tony the tigers brains out or some shit youve lost the plot entirely to be honest
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microwave popcorn is such a beautiful technology. captures the full range of sensory and emotional experiences. there's even a part where it gets loud and scary. the 1812 overture of cheap snacks
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i do think id look good as fuck after receiving an obviously lethal blow. like i feel id do a great job looking down at my body to see a gaping hole in it, making eye contact with you, saying “oh” very quietly before i keel over… stuff like that
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gay people are allowed to have weird friendships it’s kind of our thing
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Thank God for birds chirping in the morning
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hating generative AI in college is like being labeled the village crazy lady for having common sense
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So, are you dating somebody or not?
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kind of wild how i’m absolutely sure that going to bed every night at 9:30 pm without my phone would improve my life in every conceivable way, an action that’s both free and easy to do if it weren’t also somehow impossible
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I Was Writing My Novel But The Notebook Got Wet Playing In The Grass And Clovers. I Hope It Gets Dry But Maybe It Will Inspire Me
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whoever decided pink and red were the colors of love was absolutely right, i do feel all pink and red inside
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for my followers who do not watch severance:
dylan's wife cheated on dylan with dylan so dylan threatened to kill dylan so dylan's wife broke up with dylan and went back to dylan and dylan was so depressed about it that dylan killed dylan but dylan's still alive
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