#this is a crack ship btw

[ittybittytinylittlekittycat]

Tigerpie is so funny to me like

She comes through a portal and then comes across a patrol and speaks in perfect cat. And Tigerstar is just like "I love this woman, what is she" and there's just this huge ass height difference because she's a literal horse and he's a literal cat.

Pinkie Pie came from the portal because she was exiled for what she did to rainbowdash. Everypony was like "WHAT THE FUCK PINKIE PIE IS THIS WHY THE TOWNS NUMBERS HAVE BEEN DECREASING??" so they exiled her by sending her through a mystery portal.

Now she lives in Shadowclan with Tigerstar. She trained and got her warrior name, Pinkhop.

When Tigerstar dies, she trains with him in the dark forest. Mostly just to see her husband. They mess around a lot and don't get much done. But Pinkhop is a very respected name in the dark forest. No one, not even Mapleshade, dares to even question why a literal horse is in the dark forest and why Tigerstar seems to like her so much.

She also sings. A lot. Both Shadowclan and the Dark Forest have open mic nights now because Pinkhop taught them all to sing.

And yes, before you ask.

Yes, pinkie pie eats prey. She eats prey but also eats other stuff like a normal horse. She mostly eats the prey because it's a standard in the clans and she doesn't want to be rude when cats offer it to her. She ate rainbowdash in cupcake form, why would this be any different?

Pinkie met Tigerstar when he was Tigerclaw in Thunderclan, right after he killed Redtail. She helped him stage the dog attack and helped him with the Brokenstar and Shadowclan raids.

And instead of Firestar killing Scourge it's Pinkie Pie because she wants revenge for him killing Tigerstar.

Pinkie becomes like. a cryptid to the twolegs like people are like "I COULD HAVE SWORN I SAW A PINK HORSE GUYS PLEASE TRUST ME IT WAS HOPPING AROUND PLEASE"

idk I just think it's funny

Feel free to ask about this AU and ship I think it's really funny and had a lot of potential to be really funny because they would have a lot of chemistry IMO.

Have fun!

[wathappendbro]

When your childhood pet you’ve spent your whole life with loves your gf more then you-

[technovillain]

apologies & realizations (?)

part two

[littlecrittereli]

guys.... would you still love me if I was a Chrach shipper.....

This is for @martincrushcameback's apocalypse AU in case anyone is unfamiliar

This isn't connected to any specific event btw, there is no context AHAHA I just had this interaction in my head and it was driving me crazy so I gave in to the voices and drew it.

I feel its important to clarify I dont ship canon Zach with Chris bc canon Zach makes me want to commit a felony (/LH i am so sorry Chrach shippers) BUT THIS APOCALYPSE ZACH>??????1/11/1/2 POIGGHHEREHHRRRRRASDAS they are clawing at my brain someone PLEASE SEDATE ME

[1000sunnygo]

The Rocky Port incident... (2)

was trending in Japan last night, so here's a post magazine release follow-up.

I was looking forward to hearing japanese readers' thoughts, but the source text itself is pretty vague which didn't help them either.

At least now the JP version is available, so I tried my hand on translating it as literally as possible.

Here's a simplified summary from Japanese user @manganouA (x) :

Just a clarification that "Hachinosu" and "Pirate Island", "Wang Zhi" and "Ochoku" are used interchangeably.

A common interpretational agreement is that Law definitely got onboard the wrong ship, and very likely the ship wasn't even going to Hachinosu. Artur's translation was incorrect, Law didn't board the smuggling ship. Pew's team updated their translation with Artur's version, even though their initial interpretation was right.

Law gained information that a smuggling ship heading to Hachinosu used a specific Kingdom's flag as their cover, and mistakenly hopped onboard a REAL ship belonging to that Kingdom- full of passengers and the King himself. The level of catastrophic clumsiness you'd expect from Luffy...

Man scratch that. it was clumsy even for Luffy's standard 😔

Another point to note, the term used to describe Law-Koby-BB combo was "共闘する���", so a combative pact is more appropriate than an alliance (同盟) - which was used for Law's pact with Luffy, and later Kidd (vs Big Mom). Nothing unexpected though.

My entire timeline is people cracking jokes about Law's blunder so I'm cherry picking a few of them.

Law: Crap, I blew it up... This is the wrong ship isn't it? (Cora ghost: Gee, Law... you're also the clumsy type aren't you?)

Zen (@GOKUJOUNOMAGURO) (x). (x)

Blackbeard arrives on luxurious Saber of Xebec, Koby arrives on a naval ship, and Trafalgar Law is somehow on a passenger's ship.

No matter how big of a mistake I make in future, I might be able to console myself thinking, "well, even Law kun got on a wrong ship."

Koby: Misunderstanding? What do you mean? No matter how you look at it, it's an act of terrorism against a Kingdom!

Law: How annoying... I'm in a state of confusion myself! I've no time to deal with the marines.

I got onboard a wrong ship!!!

Koby (after having Alvida flashback): I see. What a disaster, my heart goes out to you. Let's call it a temporary truce and defeat Ochoku first.

Law: You're convinced?!

.

My favorite has to be this low - effort comic summarizing their understanding:

"Rocky Port spinoff" was another buzzing keyword last night, I hope Shueisha is taking notes.

[elvencantation]

[sweeneydino]

You don't wanna know.

[dvd-play3r]

can’t wait to see all the todd ingram x wallace wells doomed yaoi angst start to show up in edits, fanart, and fanfiction on ao3

[moeradoezstuff]

P i m p azul 😡

[mvmnbnv]

Okay vi doesn't belong in zaun, she doesn't belong in piltover...

She can be a certain noxian milfs sugar baby then

[starcoreboy]

can you draw mephone3gs please?/not forced

thurhee gee ess

cobs would NOT let them have a phone case but shh

[eri-pl]

You know, what else would be hilarious?

You know, in AtLA the "Ember Island" episode? The one with theather? Imagine: After Doriath, the remaining Feanorians (M&M, A& maybe A depending on what you prefer) go spying among the refugees in one or another city (no, IDK how Maedhros is not recognizeable, elven illusions, ok? Maglor does it) and there is a theatre and it does a play about Feanor and his sons (mostly about the sons) and it has the budget of a Czech musical and historical accuracy of the Amazon series.

Most of the men are played by girls (because boys and adults are mostly dead or fighting), Maglor is the main character, portrayed as weeping all the time and talkieng about hope (see: Katara in the episode) and hating his brothers (also, a strong suggestion that he's actually Fingolfin's son). Maedhros is portrayed as an orc-like monster but also has a lot of evidently artifical muscles which he flexes all the time in a flirty way. Celegorm is shown eating people, beating his dog, and still somehow is a comic relief. Curufin is played by the same actor as Feanor, only wearing heels (yes, they do the "short Feanor" thing) and is basically the same character, only he screams less and speaks in whole sentences (yes, they somehow make Feanor dumb). Caranthir is somehow turned human to marry Haleth (who is an evil witch). Amrod and Amras are one character.

Oh, and the actor playing Maglor cannot sing well (for an Elf at least).

And they need to sit there unnoticed in order to gather information about the Silmaril later, or something.

[normystical]

why does the aroace character have to be the most shipped. why not,, idk,, vox. just make him smooch hella dudes instead that'd be awesome i think

[snortoborto]

I found out my phone gallery has a little video editing feature. Check it.

[iwozlegit]

The Radio Demon™️?

More like…

The

Cockblock

King™️

TLDR: Alastor fucking KNOWS, y’all.

Bambi looking ass with his eyes dilated at Angel all sweet and innocent when he’s just “you ain’t slick-ed” Husk.

He was taking notes on that balcony with Niffty fr.

Alastor doesn’t ship HUSKERDUST confirmed

[hatredmadeofgold]

These two are so similar and yet so different and I could write essays about it... also they should kiss.