#none of these words are in the bible

[strnlslut]

yall already know what im gonna say

CHOKE ME, MAKE ME GASP FOR AIR, I WANT TO FIGHT FOR MY LAST BREATH, MAKE ME SUFFOCATE

[smolmilkyways]

all of you when sunday leaks came out 🫵🏻🤨

[fishareglorious]

semmelweis served in the cunt wars in the midst of a motherquake measuring 9.9 in the cunter scale with casualties in the cuntillions

[totallynotsloughjykk]

junmei is so funny from xie lian's perspective. imagine your former mentor that dipped 800 years ago finally showing up to court for a proper custody battle, proceeding to expose your #1 lifelong idol to be the insane lunatic that fucked up your life back when you were a teenager and then finding out said insane lunatic that fucked up your life also fucked said mentor 2000 years ago creating the three realms's most toxic doomed yaoi

[desm-doodle]

wriolette trailblazer/stellaron hunter au, anyone?

bonus: my character design process <3

[heatheniousmaterials]

*reading the bible* None of these words are in Homestuck

[harbingerofsoup]

molly im so sorry you were will graham’s rebound during the off-again phase of his psychosexual relationship with his cannibal psychiatrist, you didn’t deserve that queen

[artemis-pendragon]

The hurt/comfort tag on the Trump x Biden AO3 feed is about to go crazy

[hrrystylesbookclub]

here’s the thing:

sejanus thinks he’s in a situationship with coriolanus (he’s not), meanwhile coriolanus IS in a situationship with lucy gray. sejanus knows about the snowbaird situationship but he’s all ‘i know im not your only / but at least im one / i heard a little love is better than none’ except he ISNT ‘one’

[casually-eat-my-soul]

Teen wolf characters as something I or my family members have said with no context

Stiles: “Do you like the feel of Satan’s Armpits?”

Derek: “I heard you.. I’m ignoring you😗💅”

Erica: “I’ll circumcise you”

Boyd: “Letting me stay home gives me more time to stay home”

Issac: “She’s probably gonna die soon.. HAH”

Sheriff Stilinski: “No degradation at the dinner table”

Lydia: “It’s not judgement it’s a peer review”

Malia: “I can smell your skin”

Scott: “So you said it was ok to rob old people”

Allison: “What if I accidentally stabbed you!!”

Peter: “rules are rules they don’t apply to us 😌”

Jackson: “I’m not equipped for poor people”

I will not be elaborating. Also if any of my family members see this, no you didn’t

[dhmis-tinhatter]

“jax is such an asshole he doesn’t care about any of the other characters” ok well you clearly didn’t see how scared he was when he found out kaufmo had abstracted. you obviously didn’t notice the part where he tried to protect kinger and gangle from abstracted kaufmo. you for sure didn’t see the way he uses humor to try to keep the mood light so everyone doesn’t panic.

[seasononesam]

.......

[manchesterau]

i feel like a few months ago a zoom in censored crotch shot of phil's dick with dan commenting on it + dan's got a grippy tight pussy + "ill erroneous you later behind the" would have sent us all into a frenzy but we live in a post "we've never fucked on youtube" world

[valyrfia]

Lestappen family Oscar older sibling Kimi younger sibling

[teekl-darling]

You know he would say this

[dvd-play3r]

can’t wait to see all the todd ingram x wallace wells doomed yaoi angst start to show up in edits, fanart, and fanfiction on ao3