#this is MY truth

[almellow-crk]

I come here offering offering a "Understand My Ship" in BitterSpice version. See my vision? You can always ask if You are curious of more about them. Now let me elaborate eachother thing more:

Big/Little Spoon: They both end up in each position. Depends on who is in need for more cuddles. Sometimes it's too hard and they barely spend all night/day together. They need to use all the time they can. They sleep together only when they need to, and if Burning Spice wants a cold pillow to hold onto, if Dark Cacao needs to feel the warm of a heartbeat, the other complies.

Lends/Borrows Clothes: Never happened, but if it did, Dark Cacao would give his clothes to Burning Spice. They are both almost same size.

Petnames: They have two sets of nicknames: Cacao and Spice (Main Ingredients) to be more intimate with eachother, King and Warrior when they are playfully bantering or just having fun.

Introvert/Extrovert: Self explanatory I think. Dark Cacao doesn't talk much unless he is prompted, and sometimes is adamant about sharing personal details of his life. Burning Spice does most of the talk and flirt. He says what he thinks without second thought.

Affection: They don't say "I love you" much, neither compliments. Dark Cacao writes poems, yes, but his biggest shows of love are in their escapades, how he always have ideas for secret dates, how they lay close and snuggles. Burning Spice is the same. He is the one who initiates kisses, holding hands, hugs, and more intimate stuff.

Confession: That suits better for a fic 🤫

Bugs: One fought against two dragons and Thanos, the other is literally called "Great Destroyer". Do you think a cockroach can stop them???

Driving: Dark Cacao has the patience to learn how to drive. Burning Spice would throw the manual away and drive like Sponge Bob if he was granted a vehicle.

Cooking: Both of them can cook, but Burning Spice is more attached to cooking than Dark Cacao. Is part of who he is, and he knows a great variety of dishes. He prepares some for Dark Cacao, too, in exchange of cousines. His favorite dishes are the spicy, bitter, and salad ones, while Dark Cacao prefers bitterness and seafood.

PDA: Dark Cacao is a King, he needs to maintain a certain image as the ruler of his kingdom. In secret he is very touchy and looking for contact, but in public is very weird to see him holding hands. Burning Spice doesn't really care for the public and still want to be close.

Overprotective/Chill: No need to worry here. If Dark Cacao was weak, Burning Spice would have never took interest in him. Both are strong for themselves, against eachother, and a forcé to shatter the continent if they are together. It also brings them safety and peace.

Relationship Experience: One Night Stands DON'T count as a relationship, Burning Spice. He fooled around (always on top) until he got bored of it and stopped looking for sex. He only felt attracted to strong opponents after all. Then came Dark Cacao to re-open the gates. The bitter king has had relationships in the past, too, but not many. The two most important ones were with Dark Choco's mom and Second Watcher (Yes they had something until Dark Cacao got to know his future queen). Then he opened his heart again to Burning Spice.

Horniness: Burning Spice always starts the action. Always with a kiss or touches. This is a new territory for him (As a bottom) and he is ecstatic to explore it. He likes it rough, likes to be used, it's crazy how in such activities the other's body remains so cold. Also, when Dark Cacao looses his cool and succumbs to his desires is SO hot for him. Dark Cacao is ok with having sex only once in a month. Rarely initiates, but very few times has denied the contact. He likes making love more than fucking. He likes seeing Burning Spice confused and yearning expression, how vulnerable he looks when they take their time.

Awkwardness: Burning Spice has no shame, and Dark Cacao is a little bit of a prude. That's why some times there are these tense moments where they don't know what to say or expect.

Jealousy: Burning Spice has had these thoughts, but they are easily ridden off his mind. He might feel some irritation when Dark Cacao talks about Second Watcher, or about his group of very close friends. He's vocal about it, and it earns him some irritation in return, or a roll of eyes if Dark Cacao finds it amusing.

And... That's it!

[radiostudio07]

she got old (26 actually but whatever) and this is styled after a triple j like a version thumbnail so…. beneath the thingy is exactly that!! and a textless version ofc

[krazieka2]

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[dirtytransmasc]

Davos definitely quips to Aeron, repeatedly, that he's prettier than any whore he's ever gotten the chance to see. Aeron always looks pissed, but his ears feel warm and his cheeks burn. maybe Davos, perhaps even in the company of either's men, cause he is the drama queen, would take his chances and take hold of a silky strand of the other's hair or roughly caress his whore lips, smirking all the while. Aeron acts like he hates it (he doesn't).

[lady-ashfade]

You’re tell me this isn’t a ad for a tv show of two dads trying to raise their son?

[not-the-tie-youre-looking-for]

can’t wait for zahn to write the ahsoka series prequel book, where thrawn and ezra DO work together right up until a week before the show because they had an argument about the logistics of a Space Taco Tuesday and thrawn ended up sweeping ezra out the chimera’s door for a week-long banishment with a broom because he’s petty like that

[bring-mai-flowers]

The fact that Mai, at her core, is a quiet bug girl who wants to read in peace only confirms for me that she is the calm in Zuko’s storm.

[orpheuslament]

realistically i know will staring at hannibal while he was elbow deep inside another guy in the back of an ambulance was meant to convey his realisation that hannibal fits the ripper profile. however i would also like to think that will "freakazoid" graham was also thinking something along the lines of "man i wish he was elbow deep inside me too"

[kaffkanya]

trans jim kirk is so dear to me like yes king show off those top surgery scars yessss get that monthly t shot. his name is literally james trans kirk like cmon man

[just1gnome]

yeah I do believe that physical intimacy with people you trust is much more casual and common in zaun and that because of the conditions they're forced to live in "love" in a romantic sense takes on a whole different meaning and look. However silco and vander Are Just Gay like on top of that they do also Like Like each other

[restinslices]

I have two requests that I should be working on but I’ve had this thought stuck in my head and I gotta get it out. NSFW down below

There was this post that highlighted that when Bi-Han killed a guy, he covered his mouth to keep him quiet. You know Tumblr so it turned into something else though. But you know me so I’m thinking that but in reverse.

Imagine it. Bi-Han covering his own mouth as he’s being fucked because he knows he’s being way too loud. His partner isn’t stupid though, and their grip on his hair tightens and they yank hair back, which temporarily distracts him and lets them grab his hand and pull it behind him.

And they know exactly what they’re doing, fucking faster and harder into him. They want him as loud as possible. They want everyone to hear. Bi-Han knows this, so he tries to remain quiet but it’s so hard to. He’s putting all his energy into trying to be quiet, he doesn’t even think about wrestling his hand from behind him. He’s certainly strong enough to. That’s the thing about Bi-Han. You fuck him good enough and he’ll go stupid.

And you’d expect him to have amazing resolve since he’s the Grandmaster and has trained the hardest. He should be able to hold out and remain quiet. He should… but he doesn’t. All his partner needs to do is let go of his hair and slap his ass a few times while berating him, and that mouth he’s trying so hard to keep closed starts to open again.

Was he ashamed of you? Was he embarrassed? Wasn’t he a good boy? No, he wasn’t ashamed. Yes, he was embarrassed. Yes he was a good boy. The berating continues so his mouth stays open to answer and at some point he goes from answering to moaning and grunting, so caught up in his own pleasure now that he’s not thinking about keeping his mouth closed. Now they used one hand to slap his ass and the other to yank on his hair. He didn’t even notice they let go of his hand.

His partner is so mean. Just as he feels his orgasm approaching, they suddenly stop and let go of him completely. “If you’re so worried about being loud, I guess I’ll stop” they say as they pull out completely. Bi-Han didn’t allow himself to catch his breath. He immediately reaches for their dick behind him, puts it back in and starts fucking himself on it.

He knows he’s being loud. He knows anyone near (and probably far) can hear how much of a slut he is, but he just doesn’t care anymore. How could he possibly care when being a slut felt this good?

[cerealforkart]

May I offer you a Him in these trying times?

[joenhead]

More of the same thing because they make me smile and I care about them a lot ok !?!

These two r soooooo clingy w/ each other and there is little in the world you could do to change my mind. Albin saw Sol disappear and immediately went to check on him they love each other so much I’m gonna sink into the center of the earth. That’s his fucking frog pal and that’s his fucking boy wizard do NOT separate (unless the world is at stake lol) Anyways that latest episode was badass and all and I like to imagine that during that epic battle Albin is w/ Ma sick from mosquitoes looking like the wettest cat ever.

[lover-of-mine]

Since I'm thinking about weddings, Eddie wants a wedding. Like, I think Buck would kind of assume that since it would be Eddie's second wedding that he would want to keep it low-key, so he's thinking city hall, having Bobby marrying them in the backyard, he just wants to be married, but in the meantime Eddie is thinking table arrangements and playlists and matching tuxedos and handwritten vows all finding out dreams he didn't know he had.

[boneyardbutch]

I hate all the Harrowhark playlists I find online. In what world do you read TLT and go, yeah, yeah, imma put some fucking MITSKI AND GIRL IN RED IN HERE 💀