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“I’M 5’8. I AM, I’M 5’8…. well stand up then,” Harry (he’s not 5’5 he’s 5’8) Collett

him getting pissy at tom for laughing was just 🤌🏻🤌🏻 give me that pissed off little man RIGHT NOW

tom being AT LEAST 6’0…… i knew it.

ill climb both like a jungle gym idc

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I remember I played Zombie Exodus years ago and managed to get a good ending and only died once, and like, that's when I knew I was that nigga

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Just because I kill zombies with no hesitation or remorse that does not mean you can lower my humanity!

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I got noticed by Harry and Tom in a live and made Tom laugh. Bitch, no drug could get me to the high I feel rn

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Hey gang, so I'm planning on writing pt 2 to this oneshot but I want y'alls input on smth.

So I have two ideas. Either

A) Bi-Han's kid from another timeline's dad (so a different Bi-Han) is dead

Or B) Bi-Han's kid from a different timeline's dad is alive

I can see B being angsty because he's literally seeing him and his kid being close, and in my head the kid from this timeline is a bit older. So it's like "damn, maybe me and my baby would've been like this". But A is also angsty because they can see each other as replacements for the person they lost. Or maybe Bi-Han is tryna be close with this child and they have to remind him like, "dude, I lost my father. You lost your child. You don't love me. You love a version of me and this isn't fair". Idk, just brain farting.

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Decided to get help instead of taking myself off the census in 2022, and now I write smut about pixel men on the internet

Moral of the story? There is no moral. Idk how we got here

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Eurylocus: I opened the windbag when you were asleep…

Odysseus: shh he doesn’t know I know this hack

Odysseus: Eurylochus, light up six torches

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hi.. ur gwayne fic is literally my fav thing in the world i reread it all the time… consider me on board with ur idea

I'll lock in for you pookie!

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Hear me out

That scene where Alicent is asking Gwayne what her son is like

But this time it’s Gwayne asking Reader how his son is.

I remember I wrote smut about him and the plot was like “you and Gwayne had a thing going on but when it came to marriage, he never went after you and so you got married to some random mf”, so I was kinda thinking that, but Reader’s dad came out of nowhere and was like “HEY, DAUGHTER IS OPEN FOR MARRIAGE!”.

So they were still a thing and Reader became pregnant but they got married a month or maybe some weeks later so everyone was like “oh the baby just came early”, but the reader and Gwayne know the real tea. Still though, Gwayne kept his distance since then and the Reader was like “okay bitch, fuck you”.

Then one day they talk and he suddenly ask what his son is like, and it’s all angsty and blahblahblah.

Are we seeing the vision? Do y’all see the vision? Do we want the vision?

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WHY NO TENTACLES?!?!?!?! 😔

That shit will take years off my life

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Lowkey wanna write smut but can't stick to an idea, so like, y'all should send me a kink to write a one shot on

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real about the adults writing smut about minors thing, especially bc with lucerys (im 13 & he's my favorite character) sometimes i scroll through the lucerys velaryon tag and see "he's aged up to 18" smut of him where they use graphics when he was like 15!! stop it 🙏🙏

Aging up characters for smut makes me wanna vomit

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Dear Canadians

As a Minnesotan, I would like to ask- no. I am BEGGING y'all to take us in. We're very nice people. We won't eat the last cookie at a gathering because we don't wanna be rude. Some say pop, some say soda. We also enjoy maple syrup. We can bring some hashbrowns. Please please PLEASE save us

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If you're an adult and write smut for minors, you're genuinely sick in the head. Why tf is there so much smut for Sebastian Sallow? I'm tryna see ppls silly mc's and I see NONSENSE. Also I saw smut for Lucerys Velaryon?! Mind you, Sebastian is 15 and Luke is 14. Have y'all considered seeking professional help?