#this is CANON folks
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james t kirk walking through the enterprise for his FIRST OFFICIAL ENTERPRISE ASSIGNMENT (his first real (temporary) commission on the ENTERPRISE! baby boy's dream job! second time on this fancy deck EVER!) losing his absolute mind like is this. a thing. that ships do. and no one told me? at ANY point in The Academy??? Or is it just the flagship? I mean they ARE the best, so maybe Pike's on to something? Was that energy pulse a signal? Damn the choreography is impressive — yeah, I suppose I can see this being helpful for emergency drills, or at least morale... and it's just like being on an old Earth ship, which you have to admire. I wonder if they do historic shanties too! Wow! Commander Una really can do anything, is her vocal range also enhanced? Asking is almost definitely a microaggression, come on Jim, be better. ok, it's gotta be just the Enterprise, Farragut never... except, our command officers are somewhat considered killjoys? Maybe its like how some ship cultures tend more pants over skants? no, someone would have told me before now if this was a normal crew activity. But if it's not standard, how is everyone in such perfect harmony that's GOT to take serious practice. Unless its like an old school hazing, trial by fire deal... then I can't be the only one out of the loop on this. Oh shit, what if it's — oh good God I should have taken a music elective — Gary told me straight to my face that my course load was too narrow on command, my career councilor even said that I could benefit from more arts in my schedule! FUCK! They must have taught this in one of those easy credit intro to federation music seminars and everyone who looks at my file knows I'm an uncultured idiot who — oh I am also singing. huh. right yes of course the lyrics are acknowledging the oddity of... guess there's some pathogen or anomaly — thank the lord i haven't been missing something major for — wait no, being compelled to sing in unison is also a problem—
#star trek#snw#james t kirk#subspace rhapsody#IT IS CANON THAT JAMES KIRK'S FIRST ASSIGNMENT ON THE ENTERPRISE WAS INTERSPERSED BY SONG AND DANCE NUMBERS AT REGULAR INTERVALS#this is CANON folks#I REPEAT NOT ABOUT A FANFICTION#please excuse me i will be on the floor forever#i am dead serious if you have not watched this series i am crying weeping this is official star trek lore now#how did i not know earlier#why is my cringe middle school brain screensaver star trek fanfic daydream on the tv screen#who made this show#what is happening
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Shout out to FNAF phone guy finally getting a name!
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#fnaf fanart#phone guy#fnaf ralph#william afton#spring Bonnie#FNAF the week before#SO idk if yall heard#but a new fnaf book is about to drop but some folks got it early#and the book is called ‘the week before’#and it stars phone guy! official name revealed to be Ralph!#I’ve seen a few pages of it already and god it’s peak#phone guy is officially a full character now#SO in celebration I wanted to draw something out for him!!#William just calling Ralph ‘phone guy’ over and over#cause the book mentions too 💀 phone guy is his canon nickname in fnaf too#SO silly love it gonna get this book no doubt to read in full#fnaf is so good rn guys I’m deep in it 🩵#so expect more arts 🩵🩵🩵
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"While on the run together, which of Will's habits might come to 'annoy' Hannibal and vice versa?"
Mads: "A thousand dogs trailing behind them. It's like the easiest way to spot us. (He would be like) 'Will can you get rid of at least one of them or two of them?'"
Hugh: "He's so fussy. You know, (mimicking Hannibal) 'The cutlery is not straight'."
#there it is folks#hannibal and will in their life on the run 'fighting' over the dogs and cutlery is canon!#married husbands behavior#mads mikkelsen#hugh dancy#hannibal#fan expo#fan expo boston#hannibal panel#hannibal reunion#hannibal lecter#will graham#hannigram#murder husbands#hannibal nbc#nbc hannibal
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The Lazarus Pits are actually ectoplasm distilleries made by ghosts that have since been abandoned after being discovered by humans.
Ra’s Al Ghul, various heroes, villains, all were revived due to the ghost equivalent of Blinds You strength moonshine.
Additional idea: Danny doesn’t know of the existence of Lazarus Pits and just turned 21. Ember brings him to her favorite Lazarus Pit; the one that’s directly under Gotham
#the Lazarus pit under Gotham is canon btw and I think a lot of folks don’t know about it#it’s a shame bc there’s so many fun ideas u can work with with that in mind#dpxdc#danny phantom#dp x dc#bones prompts
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Now I can’t unsee it anymore help me
#Ernie and Bert canonically kissed btw just saying#when is it paynelands turn#Edwin is Bert#Charles is Ernie#that’s just how it is folks#bert and ernie#charles and edwin#sesame street#dead boy detectives#edwin dead boy detectives#charles dead boy detectives#dead boy detective netflix#payneland#edwin payne#charles rowland
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If you follow my main you had to know this was coming… anyway. Enjoy these bloodweave doodles :)
#bloodweave#gale x astarion#astarion x gale#baldur's gate 3#bg3#baldurs gate more like baldurs gay amirite folks?#yeah sorry the themes of hunger abuse and power got to me. I’m not immune to thematically mirrors#I have so many thoughts about the it’s not even funny anymore#oh you mean to tell me that canonically gale would offer up his blood if asked and that astarion can’t even do that bc of the orb ??#tasteful irony that the guy who would want to help can’t do that bc of a mistake he made for love.#especially devastating for someone who measures his self worth in usefulness#oh they are so fucked up and they could understand each other in ways hardly reachable to others#once I start an origin run it’s over for you guys I will be so insufferable. even more than usual
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Agathario foreplay is actually insane. The fact that Kathryn confirmed this is a turn on for Agatha. These freaky ass Lesbians cant even flirt with eachother normally I cant with them.
#agatha all along#agatha harkness#agatha all along spoilers#kathryn hahn#agathario#agatha x rio#aubrey plaza#marvel cinematic universe#marvel#marvel tv#Killing eachother is their love language#It doesn't get much gayer than this folks#No one is doing it like them#canon lesbian#lesbian#wlw post#wlw#lgbtq women#i love this show so much
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I’m self indulging and you can’t stop meeeee
Her name is Rellyra and she’s the youngest sister of Rennala and Rellana and she’s secretly way to into ghost flame :)
#Repeat after me folks: to be cringe is to be free#this is very…. canon adjacent were just pretending this makes sense#living my best life okay#also Godfrey is technically single sooooooooo#elden ring oc#elden ring fanart#lo art#elden ring godfrey#godfrey the first elden lord#elden ring
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9 years old: last time eddie went to confession
10 years old: ramon pulled eddie aside and told him it was time to step up and be the man of the house
12 years old: set off the smoke alarm because he was making eggs for his sisters and ramon yelled at him
14 years old: met shannon for the first time
17 years old: reconnected with shannon and started dating
18 years old: gets married and enlists in the army
19 years old: christopher is born
23 years old: reenlists in the army, almost dies and saves the lives of all but one of his team, honorable discharge, then goes home to his mother berating him and shannon leaving him in the same 48 hours
25 years old: his parents try to take custody of christopher and tell him he cannot take care of his son
26 years old: lives and works through a 7.1 magnitude earthquake
27 years old: shannon dies while he sits beside her and can't do anything to save her, buck gets his leg crushed by a ladder truck and eddie can't do anything to save him, christopher and buck get lost in the tsunami and eddie thinks christopher is dead, buck sues the department and legally goes no-contact with eddie and chris, joins an underground fight club and almost kills a man
28 years old: almost dies in a well collapse trying to save a child, goes through the covid-19 pandemic while not able to quarantine with his son
29 years old: tries to start dating his son's former teacher, chris freaks out and eddie thinks he's gone missing, tries to help a child who is being poisoned by his mother, gets shot in the street in broad daylight and almost dies, works through a city-wide blackout, gets held hostage and threatened with a gun before doing chest compressions to keep the man's heart pumping blood to save the man's child, eddie leaves the 118 for a job he hates because he wants christopher to feel like he is safe
30 years old: has a complete and total mental breakdown when he finds out that every single person he saved from the helicopter crash seven years ago is now dead and terrifies his son, starts going to therapy for PTSD, bobby won't let him back to the 118, his place of work goes up in flames and he has to save his coworkers, goes to visit his parents to celebrate his dad's retirement and when he tries to stand up for himself against his parents his father collapses and he has to save him
31 years old: buck gets struck by lightning and dies for 3 minutes and 17 seconds while eddie desperately tries to save him, his aunt tries to set him up on dates with women without telling him, gets crushed in a van and breaks his ribs
32 years old: gets his ankle sprained by buck, sees a doppelganger of shannon and asks her to spend time with him, wakes up to kim purposefully acting and looking exactly like shannon and cannot get her to leave his house, bursts into tears trying to wrestle with his feelings about shannon and kim's behavior, christopher and marisol walks in on him and kim hugging, chris calls eddie's parents and goes to el paso, lets everyone believe he had sex with kim, his parents completely take over chris' life and do not let him reconnect with his son, the fucking beenado, tries to help a teen who cheerleads reconnect with his dad who hates that his son doesn't align with his ideas of masculinity
also 32 years old: next time eddie went to confession
#so think before you SPEAK buck girls!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#cant believe its now canon that eddie hasnt gone to confession since he was NINE!! NINE YEARS OLD!! the age where he was 'old enough to tel#his folks it wasn't for him' BTW. FROM HIS OWN MOUTH. okayyy. this doesnt even include him scraping up his dad's truck and getting berated#for trying to get his mom to the hospital. jesus fucking christ. and hes an ATHEIST. he doesnt even BELIEVE in that stuff!!!!!! and he hasn#since he was NINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! can we get him out. please. ogre ogre ogre ogre#talk#911#🚒
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Discovery
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#fnaf#fnaf au#fnaf sb#fnaf sb au#daycare au#fnaf daycare au#daycare attentant#fnaf daycare attendant#caelos au#fnaf eclipse#eclipse fnaf#eclipse x reader#eclipse x y/n#(note: this version of eclipse was characterized before the canon character came out. because of that the character is purely fanon#comic#that's all folks! i'll make a new pinned soonish. thank you for following along#eyestrain#eye strain#(due to glitch effects)
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Recent doodles!
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Bireena child stuff ->
#guys I have no life 💅✨✨#it doesn’t help that the twitter folks enable my bireena shenanigans LOL#bireena#mortal Kombat#bi han#sareena#kuai Liang#cyrax#mk frost#sektor#fan kid#mk oc#my oc#doodles#my art#Lin Kuei#mk au#at this point I don’t even know what canon is#I’ve been doodling this weird universe so much that I’ve disconnected from. what mk1 actually is#i suppose it’s fine#I was never really the most serious or focused mk fan artist anyway
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fire alone can save our clan. bye! *sound of lps feet clacking away*
#my art#spottedleaf#bluestar#warrior cats#warriors#waca#wc#wc art#hi guys i hope someone gets the hasbro style signature bc if not. thats embarrassing on my behalf AJBDJKGBD#i did 4 hours of hw today that was not fun#OH YEAH i would like to open up lps style comms in the future so keep an eye on that#and i would also like to draw more wc characters#this is for all of the people who would make their own clans or play out canon scenes with lps#I STILL HAVE ALL OF MINE i love them so so so much and one day i wanna pay someone to customize an lps to look like my fursona#i follow a few folks that do customs on instagram and their work is so inspiring to me#BUT YEAH this is in the style of the official stickers+coloring books/activity books#my grandma would always get my sister and i the books or print off individual coloring sheets for us to color in so this was weirdly#nostalgic for me AHBDJFHBDLGHB
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Hear me out, Michael would think Roxy is SICK AF
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#michael afton#fnaf vanessa#fnaf vanny#fnaf roxy#roxanne wolf#security breach#fnaf fanart#Guys just walk with me for a moment#MICHAEL would think Roxy is super cool#he’s a foxy liker after all so natural evolution is Roxy#BUT Roxy is an 80s rocker who drives race cars and wears sunglasses etc#it’s like right up Michael’s alley#on top of all that her personality#she’s mean a bully even but is deeply insecure#not only that but she’s actually lowkey very sweet and cares about folks#like Michael would relate to her#It’s not even he finds her attractive or anything like that it’s purely she’s badass and related to her#Michael and Cassie number 1 Roxy fans out here#Also Vanessa might not be as much of a fan#but its because she works with them all the time BAHA#THE Glamrocks are canon divas#the 80s punk kid in Michael just took hold Roxy is simply cool to em
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Part 1 - Part 2 Here you go, the final part. This is for you, Anon's who requested the continuation of this JKHGDSHGS
#long post#comic?#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#five nights at freddy's ruin#fnaf ruin#fnaf help wanted 2#help wanted 2#still gonna tag this as HW2 spoilers bc idfk#HW2#help wanted 2 spoilers#hw2 spoilers#mask bot#bonnie bully#bonnie bro#michael afton#this is finally done#I wanna draw this one ask requested by an anon that has Mask Bot in it but then I'm probably gonna retire from drawing him JKJHGFHDS#This was just got the fun of it folks#idm if the theory of the bonnie bully being mask bot is busted by canon#but I like it so I played along with it nyehhee#As I said in one of my other posts#I am a sucker for tragedy#my art#jeremy fitzgerald#my fnaf au art
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IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT!!!!
LUCIFER BULGE REAL?!?!
HAPPY 9 MONTHS OF THE SHORT KING, WHAT A GIFT WE’VE BEEN GIVEN!!!
#hazbin hotel#lucifer morningstar#hazbin lucifer#hazbin hotel lucifer#lucifer smut#THIS IS HISTORY FOLKS#WE GOT CANON BULGE#THANK YOU!!!!#I need to be taken out fr#I am losing my grip on sanity 🤣🤣🤣
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T4T chilshi is honestly cooking because.
Chilchuck idolising "dwarves' masculinity" works even better if they're both transmasc. And I'd love to see the initial "How did you do that?? How did you get to this point so easily? How did you achieve A and B and C?" slowly transform into understanding that you can be transmasc in many ways. There's no single standard that you have to conform to, and you're just as valid and manly in any shape or size or behaviour.
#I love their differences as separate races as well - canon chilshi is very good on its own too!#But exploring their similarities and differences in transitions could be pretty interesting and cool too me thinks#chilshi#Sorry if a similar post already exist and I didn't see it/forgot about it I have horrible memory :((#pots and picks#pots n picks#chilchuck x senshi#T4T#transgender#transmasc#dunmeshi#dungeon meshi#love yourselves trans folks
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