#this is CANON folks
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nevertheless-moving · 1 year ago
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james t kirk walking through the enterprise for his FIRST OFFICIAL ENTERPRISE ASSIGNMENT (his first real (temporary) commission on the ENTERPRISE! baby boy's dream job! second time on this fancy deck EVER!) losing his absolute mind like is this. a thing. that ships do. and no one told me? at ANY point in The Academy??? Or is it just the flagship? I mean they ARE the best, so maybe Pike's on to something? Was that energy pulse a signal? Damn the choreography is impressive — yeah, I suppose I can see this being helpful for emergency drills, or at least morale... and it's just like being on an old Earth ship, which you have to admire. I wonder if they do historic shanties too! Wow! Commander Una really can do anything, is her vocal range also enhanced? Asking is almost definitely a microaggression, come on Jim, be better. ok, it's gotta be just the Enterprise, Farragut never... except, our command officers are somewhat considered killjoys? Maybe its like how some ship cultures tend more pants over skants? no, someone would have told me before now if this was a normal crew activity. But if it's not standard, how is everyone in such perfect harmony that's GOT to take serious practice. Unless its like an old school hazing, trial by fire deal... then I can't be the only one out of the loop on this. Oh shit, what if it's — oh good God I should have taken a music elective — Gary told me straight to my face that my course load was too narrow on command, my career councilor even said that I could benefit from more arts in my schedule! FUCK! They must have taught this in one of those easy credit intro to federation music seminars and everyone who looks at my file knows I'm an uncultured idiot who — oh I am also singing. huh. right yes of course the lyrics are acknowledging the oddity of... guess there's some pathogen or anomaly — thank the lord i haven't been missing something major for — wait no, being compelled to sing in unison is also a problem—
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chloesimaginationthings · 3 months ago
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Shout out to FNAF phone guy finally getting a name!
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folie-a-deux · 6 months ago
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"While on the run together, which of Will's habits might come to 'annoy' Hannibal and vice versa?"
Mads: "A thousand dogs trailing behind them. It's like the easiest way to spot us. (He would be like) 'Will can you get rid of at least one of them or two of them?'"
Hugh: "He's so fussy. You know, (mimicking Hannibal) 'The cutlery is not straight'."
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stealingyourbones · 2 months ago
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The Lazarus Pits are actually ectoplasm distilleries made by ghosts that have since been abandoned after being discovered by humans.
Ra’s Al Ghul, various heroes, villains, all were revived due to the ghost equivalent of Blinds You strength moonshine.
Additional idea: Danny doesn’t know of the existence of Lazarus Pits and just turned 21. Ember brings him to her favorite Lazarus Pit; the one that’s directly under Gotham
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acertifiedwitch · 3 months ago
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Now I can’t unsee it anymore help me
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theoldkyokodied · 1 year ago
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If you follow my main you had to know this was coming… anyway. Enjoy these bloodweave doodles :)
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holyblanchett · 1 month ago
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Agathario foreplay is actually insane. The fact that Kathryn confirmed this is a turn on for Agatha. These freaky ass Lesbians cant even flirt with eachother normally I cant with them.
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lo-batteryy · 3 months ago
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I’m self indulging and you can’t stop meeeee
Her name is Rellyra and she’s the youngest sister of Rennala and Rellana and she’s secretly way to into ghost flame :)
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jerrydevine · 21 days ago
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9 years old: last time eddie went to confession
10 years old: ramon pulled eddie aside and told him it was time to step up and be the man of the house
12 years old: set off the smoke alarm because he was making eggs for his sisters and ramon yelled at him
14 years old: met shannon for the first time
17 years old: reconnected with shannon and started dating
18 years old: gets married and enlists in the army
19 years old: christopher is born
23 years old: reenlists in the army, almost dies and saves the lives of all but one of his team, honorable discharge, then goes home to his mother berating him and shannon leaving him in the same 48 hours
25 years old: his parents try to take custody of christopher and tell him he cannot take care of his son
26 years old: lives and works through a 7.1 magnitude earthquake
27 years old: shannon dies while he sits beside her and can't do anything to save her, buck gets his leg crushed by a ladder truck and eddie can't do anything to save him, christopher and buck get lost in the tsunami and eddie thinks christopher is dead, buck sues the department and legally goes no-contact with eddie and chris, joins an underground fight club and almost kills a man
28 years old: almost dies in a well collapse trying to save a child, goes through the covid-19 pandemic while not able to quarantine with his son
29 years old: tries to start dating his son's former teacher, chris freaks out and eddie thinks he's gone missing, tries to help a child who is being poisoned by his mother, gets shot in the street in broad daylight and almost dies, works through a city-wide blackout, gets held hostage and threatened with a gun before doing chest compressions to keep the man's heart pumping blood to save the man's child, eddie leaves the 118 for a job he hates because he wants christopher to feel like he is safe
30 years old: has a complete and total mental breakdown when he finds out that every single person he saved from the helicopter crash seven years ago is now dead and terrifies his son, starts going to therapy for PTSD, bobby won't let him back to the 118, his place of work goes up in flames and he has to save his coworkers, goes to visit his parents to celebrate his dad's retirement and when he tries to stand up for himself against his parents his father collapses and he has to save him
31 years old: buck gets struck by lightning and dies for 3 minutes and 17 seconds while eddie desperately tries to save him, his aunt tries to set him up on dates with women without telling him, gets crushed in a van and breaks his ribs
32 years old: gets his ankle sprained by buck, sees a doppelganger of shannon and asks her to spend time with him, wakes up to kim purposefully acting and looking exactly like shannon and cannot get her to leave his house, bursts into tears trying to wrestle with his feelings about shannon and kim's behavior, christopher and marisol walks in on him and kim hugging, chris calls eddie's parents and goes to el paso, lets everyone believe he had sex with kim, his parents completely take over chris' life and do not let him reconnect with his son, the fucking beenado, tries to help a teen who cheerleads reconnect with his dad who hates that his son doesn't align with his ideas of masculinity
also 32 years old: next time eddie went to confession
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caelos-legacy · 1 year ago
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Discovery
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[Comic Index]
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suja-janee · 28 days ago
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Recent doodles!
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Bireena child stuff ->
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marblerose-rue · 1 year ago
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fire alone can save our clan. bye! *sound of lps feet clacking away*
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chloesimaginationthings · 5 months ago
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Hear me out, Michael would think Roxy is SICK AF
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achillean-knight · 11 months ago
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Part 1 - Part 2 Here you go, the final part. This is for you, Anon's who requested the continuation of this JKHGDSHGS
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heart-of-the-morningstar · 1 month ago
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IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT!!!!
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LUCIFER BULGE REAL?!?!
HAPPY 9 MONTHS OF THE SHORT KING, WHAT A GIFT WE’VE BEEN GIVEN!!!
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groovyfrog420 · 8 months ago
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T4T chilshi is honestly cooking because.
Chilchuck idolising "dwarves' masculinity" works even better if they're both transmasc. And I'd love to see the initial "How did you do that?? How did you get to this point so easily? How did you achieve A and B and C?" slowly transform into understanding that you can be transmasc in many ways. There's no single standard that you have to conform to, and you're just as valid and manly in any shape or size or behaviour.
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