#this could go places

[tremendousmothergoat]

Roll D20

Can Toriel escape her doughy bonds before Chica finishes covering her in sauce and cheese, to make the ultimate meatlovers pizza?

Toriel wrestled with the dough binding her arms and feet, muffledly yelling into the dough gag in her mouth as Chica robotically ladled sauce over her! With how much she'd worked with dough before, she could tell, the more she was fighting, the more she was making gluten develop, making her bonds thicker and tougher to pull.. She put up her hands to try and shield herself from another splash of sauce.. Aha! The watery sauce might help lubricate things! As Chica sprinkled cheese over her, Toriel was wiggling and pulling, trying to pull her arms free without alerting the animatronic anything was going on.. As Chica turned to turn the oven up, Toriel popped a hand free! She quickly tossed her bondage off, silently slipping out of the kitchen. As she escaped into the pizzeria, she could hear Chica's loud squwaks of rage..

Now's the next problem though. She has to ditch her robes, they smell too delicious. So she's now half-naked, in the middle of the pizzeria, and all the animatronics are wandering around..

(Roll: 15)

[bruciemilf]

Batman isn’t a mask; It’s a leash. In this essay I will—

[mynnthia]

was talking with a friend about how some of dunmeshi fаndom misunderstands kabru's initial feelings towards laios.

to sum up kabru's situation via a self-contained modernized metaphor:

kabru is like a guy who lost his entire family in a highly traumatic car accident. years later he joins a discord server and takes note of laios, another server member who seems interesting, so they start chatting. then laios reveals his special interest and favorite movie of all time is David Cronenberg's Crash (1996), and invites kabru to go watch a demolition derby with him

[captainkirkk]

Honestly wish we could get an episode of House MD from the POV of the rest of the hospital staff. Part of the episode would be very normal, straight forward medicine - and then you see the fellows streaming past the camera screaming MORE MICE BITES or some wild shit as their patient codes for the fourth time that morning. You just know the diagnostic team is infamous in the hospital

[novaneondream]

it’s our turn to make you smile

[ghost-of-diogenes]

[malinaa]

if i think about the hunger games in peeta's perspective i WILL start sobbing

[xitsensunmoon]

You'd think after getting your dear daycare attendant out of the Pizzaplex you would live happily ever after, hm?

look who changed their mind to post the whole thing together oops

[fantastic-nonsense]

the funniest parallel between Tim and Damian that no one ever talks about is how they're both the epitome of "I know a guy" because they keep managing to pick up random friends wherever they go

[bet-on-me-13]

Danny goes to a new School

So! When Danny got expelled from his High School, it wasn't really a big Suprise. He had missed for too many days or just walked out in the middle of Class, and his grades were lower than anyone else in the school. It was just a matter of time really.

When confronted by his Parents, he had just claimed that it was the constant ghost attacks getting to him (not a total lie) and that he was sorry.

Well, his parents tried to help.

After hearing about his supposed Fear of Ghosts, they decided that it was a good idea for him to go to school somewhere outside of Amity Park, so he could focus on his Schoolwork and not be distracted by the constant Attacks.

Of course no School wanted to accept a problem student like Danny, so they were forced to look into alternative schools to find one that would accept him. And they did! So they had Danny pack his bags, promise to call regularly, and shipped him off to his new School.

HIVE Academy.

[sir-camelot]

Zmarqa is one of my absolute favorite Hualian artists that I found on Twitter and this is just a taste of some of her more recent work.

She writes and draws her own comics of AUs involving them that have so much thought put into them. Her pieces in general are so detailed and you're almost always rewarded for taking the time to really look at them.

Since she's not active here on Tumblr, I would highly recommend following her on Twitter (zmarqa), Twitch (Zmarqaa), or, if you have the spare funds, Patreon (Zmarqa). Her Patreon Discord is full of great folks and she pretty frequently streams on there for patrons, so it is well worth the cost.

I did get permission from her before making this post with her artwork.

[w0lfkller]

...who put that mistletoe there ?

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Maybe we never had a chance.

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[saragrekey]

whatever you want, mar-mar!

[anastoundingmango]

hello thunderbee nation. don't worry guys they are totally enemies... totally....

[technically-human]

Part two of the reverse verse is here! The reverse boys meet the original boys. They're not really getting along as well as I had hoped...

Again, this was a commission for @i-am-as-normal-as-you-are and they asked for angst/funny vibes... I think it's mostly just angst though. Oh, well...

Part one