#this could be a fic

[ceoofyearning]

The Fallen Angel - Azriel Sketch

I’ve always wanted to do a study of The Fallen Angel by Cabanel, and I made it Az to make it more more fun 👀 Here’s the initial sketch!! Hopefully I finish one of my wips before i make new ones one of these days

[gingergofastboatsmojito]

The A - B- C- of how I wish they'd go about it in S3

I want Carmy to get to see these pictures of Syd and smile because she was soooo adorable

And that he also gets to see her childhood bedroom and all her books and Sheridan Rd.'s memorabilia and asks her about it and she tells him the story behind each item

I want him to end up confessing to her that he still holds on to her notebook and resume and that she laughs about it but that at that moment she starts suspecting that he has feelings for her and ...

that she likes the idea but at the same time feels freaked out about it because:

A - He's Carmy.

B- He's her business partner.

C- C keeps lurking around, so Syd thinks they might get back together and thus she doesn't even wanna risk it.

But all of this is enough for her to start doubting herself and start peeling off the layers of that stoic exterior that she keeps around Carmy, that all-business vibe she has about her to keep it profesh at all times, which she only let herself break free from under the table, starts cracking and lets him see that if he wanted to make a move, he could. She wouldn't shut him down or tell him to fuck off like she did to Marcus.

Also, I want that before any of that happens, Carmy finds out about:

A- Marcus failed attempt to ask Syd out.

B- Syd's favest dish she ever had in NYC, his dish.

C- What is her dream spot like.

Bonus track: A- I wish Carmy and Emmanuel forged a nice relationship/friendship B- And that Emmanuel roots for Syd & Carmy to either hook up in the first place because he notices that it would make her happy, even when she tries to play it down or hide it. Or/ and if it ever comes down to it I want Emmanuel to actively cooperate for them to get back together when they if they ever break up. C- Basically I want Emmanuel to be their biggest shipper because she listens to him.

I think that not all of my wishes are that crazy, some of them are actually plausible.

[hauntingyouwithpjo]

Hear me out

An au where it’s Poseidon x sally x amphirite in the beginning so when Sally’s pregnant she has no idea who the child belongs to

When Percy gets claimed there’s a trident representing the underwater royal family so he still stays at cabin 3

And the quest goes the same until percy gets to Olympus and Zeus asks if he’s Poseidon’s kid and he’s just like

“Kind of? I mean, I’m either his stepson or his kid so..”

So they bring Apollo to make a godly dna test and turns out he’s the child of both and Percy doesn’t give a shit he’s just trying to figure out how Apollo did that “weren’t the gods the ones with no dna?”

So now Apollo thinks he might be a godling when he’s older because instead of being 3/6 godly he’s 4/6 godly and if he lives long enough he might be a god

So yeah that’s what I thought at 3am yesterday (today?)

[wwpbviiid]

There’s no way Eiffel hasn’t seen the Office, right? Surely he’s stolen some of Jim’s pranks against Dwight to use against Minkowski, right???

[gerardwaygirlmoments]

Fuck it. Crossover Beetlejuice Beetlejuice / Gravity Falls post-canon AU. Dipper is a part of the Ghost House crew and Lydia gives him the hosting position when she retires (ala Stan making Soos Mr. Mystery)

[imhumanguysiswear]

Btw the way Vee was chained in her cell usually leaves scars, after she started using her natural form at home Camila HAD to have noticed them

I wonder how that conversation went

[toointojoelmiller]

better than drugs

[gothamite-rambler]

"Weird Questions from a Weird City: Batfamily Edition

Duke Thomas: What’s your biggest fear?

Jason Todd: That I’ll never be good enough for anyone.

Tim Drake: Everyone hates me and talks about me behind my back.

Dick Grayson: Vampires.

Jason Todd: ...

Tim Drake: ...

Dick Grayson: I got turned into one once and nearly killed peoples. It's a bloodlust, you never know when you'll be fully quenched and every non-vampire is a succulent vessel... But I'm not a vampire anymore and that is in my past.

Dick eats his apple after that.

*silence*

Duke Thomas: Holy crap stick, Batman.

Tim: Can I change my option to Dick Grayson?

Jason: Same.

[chromaherder]

Been thinking about them lately.

[lazylittledragon]

if i had a nickel for every au spawned from twitter that i SWORE i was going to be normal about

[gingergofastboatsmojito]

His pesto

Carmy invites Syd over for the first time, cooks dinner for her, it’s not a date, they are business partners so it’s a business dinner, they are talking numbers that will later run by Sugar. He makes something for her, something super simple like a warm salad with roasted potatoes, pesto and crispy bacon. Grapefruit panna cotta for dessert. Maybe there’s some red wine there, but they don’t have it bc they mean business. They have homemade Sprite instead, which Syd looooves.

She has her salad on the couch while he’s explaining his numbers (that don’t make any sense) on the glass board, waving his fucking Sharpie that fucking works around, as he swears that 87K is the grand total after adding up 67K and 19K.

Syd tries to stay focused on the mess he’s making on the board, to correct him, but can’t bc she’s moaning in pleasure over the pesto. She had been doing it louder every time since he first handed her the plate and she smelled it before having the first bite. Now it’s just getting ridiculous. The sounds she’s making are too loud and they distract Carmy.

He asks her if it’s that good and she says “mmmm better”.

“Want more? There’s more.”

She doubts before declining but tells him she’s this close to licking the plate.

Carmy is trying not to laugh.

“By all means, do it if that’s what you want to. I’m not stopping you.”

“OK, but close your eyes.”

“Alright.”

He does but peeks. She notices and is mortified because he got to see her tongue sticking out and her eager eyes looking at that little pesto leftover that was begging to be licked off that china. She complains and yells at him “YOU’RE CHEATING!!! THAT’S NOT FAIR!!!”

“OK, OK! I’m sorry! I’ll turn around, see? Happy?.”

She’s happy now and licks it clean.

“Done. You don’t have to do the dishes now. You’re welcome.”

Her sheepish smile turns into a full on snort when he tries to hide his smirk and that for some reason he’s super flushed. His dimples blow his cover.

After a few seconds he succumbs to the temptation of laughing his ass off right there in Syd’s face holding a perfectly clean plate in his hand.

They laugh some more, wrap up the preliminary budget, have dessert, she didn’t lick anything this time around, although he did offer to turn around again if she wanted to, and then he shows her out.

They couldn’t sleep that night because all the butterflies in their respective stomachs made it impossible for them to close their eyes without still hearing the other’s laughter in their ears and wishing they could hear it again soon. It wasn’t a wish, it was a need, actually.

Luckily those business dinners became a weekly thing, they rotated apartments. They became more familiar with each other’s laughters and before they knew it they were licking each other.

Pesto is not included on The Bear’s menu because they just cannot keep it professional when they make it. They reserve that sauce for very private events only. Events only the two of them attend.

Carmy wished he woulda invited Syd over for dinner sooner. He coulda saved himself -and her- soooo much heartache.

💚

[givemeureyes]

day 1 without ao3: i have gone through all 5 stages of grief multiple times and have invented a 6th. i will not disclose what the 6th stage of grief is.

[raynewolferune]

DC x DP Prompt: Bruce is bad at emoting but at least ghosts are empathic (too bad bat kids are not)

Was reading Twincognito on AO3 when I stumbled across this gem again:

~

" “Danny, Tim. I was just…checking in. Is everything alright?” Curse his inability to make meaningful conversation when it wasn’t a life or death situation.

They glanced at each other and shrugged.

Then Danny hauled himself out of the bed and walked over to Bruce.

Bruce tried not to let too much excitement show on his face. "

~

Now I really want to read a story where Bruce adopts Danny post Meta trafficking and is being his usual emotionally constipated self. His kids keep getting mad at him because he's treating their new meta brother who was trafficked poorly (generally being stilted in conversation with him, walking away hurriedly mid-conversation, avoiding Danny when he's feeling really awkward, etc). They think Bruce is discriminating against Danny for being a civilian, meta, dealer's pick, but really it's just Bruce being horribly socially awkward. Danny knows this because of ghost empathy and find the whole thing hilarious. The whole thing comes to a head with the Bat Kids staging an intervention in the Bat Cave.

[lungthief]

listen. i know it's not 2014 anymore and i know it's just a throwaway line and that the russo brothers didnt intend for marvel action blockbuster captain america the winter soldier to become the tragic gay love story that never was but man. having steve say "it's kind of hard to find someone with shared life experience" in a conversation about romantic relationships right before the bucky reveal is so cruel. it's not just about steve and bucky obviously having the shared experience of being "out of time," it's the fact that they've both been stripped of their humanity in opposite directions. steve is a legend, he is an american hero and a national icon before he is a human being the same way that bucky is a weapon and a killing machine before he is a human being. steve knows that anyone who falls in love with him in the 21st century fell in love with captain america first, and that's just not him. but then the one person who knew him first and knew him best and loved him (not captain america, that little guy from brooklyn) so much he died for it is alive, impossibly. and it's a miracle because he's back and it's horrific because he's back under the worst possible circumstances. but to steve, the winter soldier is worth tearing the world apart for because he's always been bucky first. they find each other and suddenly they're human again. and maybe, despite it all, being "out of time" becomes a blessing, because in this century they'd finally be allowed to love each other the way they've always wanted to. like real people do.

like. no. the captain america trilogy isn't about two queer men traumatized and alienated by war and modern life rediscovering and reclaiming their humanity through their love for each other. but. i mean. it couldve been

[crownofdecitreadingrespectfully]

Why do writers apologize for long fics? why aRE YOU SORRY FOR FEEDING US POOR, SORRY SOULS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL ARTWORK WE COULD EVER DREAM OF READING?? DO MICHELIN STAR CHEFS APOLOGIZE FOR COOKING THE MOST DIVINE FOOD EVER MADE??? DO THEY APOLOGIZE FOR NOURISHING OUR BODY AND SOULS????

[keferon]

I love when they do the funny acrobatics for whatever plot reasons👌