#thirteen-one

[clericxhood777]

Duke: Why is Dick sitting in between Jason and Roy?

Steph: Because he doesn't wanna see them cuddling.

Tim: Or kissing.

Duke: But they're a couple.

Tim: To Dick, Jason's still a baby.

Duke, holds up Damian: This is a baby, that's a grown ass adult.

[emotinalsupportturtle]

Can’t not post this moment (you couldn’t find two people less straight)

[greghatecrimes]

another day, another hate crime (or: bi on bi violence)

[anna-scribbles]

last one i promise(<—lie)

[houseswife]

people who aren’t in the house md fandom assume that the batshit craziness of these plotlines starts and ends with the old man yaoi and the malpractice. you all think you understand? [grabs you by the face] listen to me closely. these patients specifically seek out house because he’s known as the capital-G God of diagnostics. on MULTIPLE occasions someone has come in with seizures, coughing up blood, in multi-system organ failure and the team is like “it says here in the chart that you’ve had sex before?… yeah so we have concluded that ur allergic to cum :/ sorry.” and then are genuinely shocked when their treatment of “no more taking big fat loads from peanis” doesn’t reverse sepsis. this is a medical drama. about medical mysteries

[zephyrchama]

Yeah, pact commands are powerful and allow you to control the Seven Rules of Hell any time you desire. Pact commands are a little intense though. You can probably get the same outcome by bopping them on the head with a flimsy cardboard paper towel tube.

The great part is that this also works on demons you don't have a pact with, reapers, and other humans (even powerful sorcerers).

The longer your cardboard tube, the more power you wield and the greater your authority becomes. The downside is they can wrestle the tube away from you. But, y'know, until that happens you feel so mighty.

[demaparbat-hp]

Want to know what I believe, it's right here

Dig a little deeper and it's crystal clear.

Clear by Twenty One Pilots

[mariiio]

Just made some obey me memes, your welcome >:3

[helshollowhalls]

[x1000mega]

ONEの13人のプライムさん達。好きだ…。

[opiopal]

imagine the OM cast with an Mc who does NOT look like someone they'd date/be able to get a date with

like, Barbatos, Lucifer, Diavolo, Mephisto, and amso motioning an being like "this is my amazing beautiful partner whome i love so much" and they point to someone who looks like they'd win an adam sandler dress up party, im talking socks and crock, a shirt 20x bigger than their actual size, so many different colors of basket ball shorts.

or Levi, Mammon, Belphie, and thirteen pointing over like "thats my partner:3" and its someone who is so whimsically dressed up and accessorized they look almost heavenly, beam of light shining down onto them and everything.

[realbeefman]

it really fucks me up how often house md has this message of “the love was there. just not enough.” because of COURSE chase and cameron loved each other. of course house and cuddy were in love and foreman and thirteen were in love and wilson and sam were and cuddy and lucas and house and lydia and house and stacy and taub and rachel but. it just wasn’t enough. the love was there and it matters that it was there. but it saves no one. it fixes nothing. they still move on. they still leave. somebody is always left alone in the end. EXCEPT house wilson who broke this pattern For Yaoi rasones.

[thechy-fychannel]

"House isn't my— we're not gay."

"if you die, I'm alone."

"probably because of my secret, very unconscious desire to get Wilson into my bedroom."

"you were thinking about Wilson while we were having sex? That's so cool, me too!"

"I thought your Wilson fetish was over?"

"I need you to tell me that you love me."

"you have everything you need right here. We both do."

"I just want to enjoy my last five months with family and friends." "Friends or friend?"

"what does that mean? You're done with Wilson? As long as Wilson is alive, you're not done with Wilson."

"I want a threesome." "Shouldn't we try a twosome first?"

"I'm dead, Wilson. How do you want to spend your last five months?"

[ginnyicyidragon]

Transformers ONE [SPOILERS]- The Hologram of the Thirteen Primes

I do like the designs of the 13 Primes. I will try to screenshots of the Primes, if they're good.

EDITED (11/4-5/2024): HOLY CRAP!! This has the most reblogs and likes! O.o

[anna-scribbles]

the end of the world began on the day adrien agreste turned thirteen years old.

(first chapter is up! happy october)

[greghatecrimes]

exhausted local man bullied ruthlessly by his husband and stepdaughter