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dunsbar · 2 years ago

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#malcolm in the middle #malcolm wilkerson #needed an ep where malcolm joins the GSA and hal spends the whole episode worried his son is gay and trying to get him to do ‘straight #things’#none of the rest of the family thinks its a big deal at all because they have their own subplots (reese and dewey are scamming students #by starting an ambiguous political revolution on the block so teenagers feel like they have a cause to rebel against #and lois is dealing with an annoying recurring customer at lucky aide who does something very specifically irritating and she has escalated #the situation into full blown archenemy territory #so hal is trying to get his son to do manly things all episode but malcolm is busy doing stuff for the GSA and hal is getting more and #more freaked out only to walk outside one day and see malcolm playing basketball with some kids in the driveway and hes satisfied with this #after hal walks away its revealed malcolm is playing with two guys from the GSA who have to leave for their date #and its never revealed why malcolm joined the GSA

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talisidekick · 2 months ago

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A while back my pharmacist saw my deadname on my profile and accidentially called it out, he corrected and deleted my deadname from the system so only my preferred name shows up now. There was a crowd of people behind me, so as he hands over the pills he apologized, in equal tone and volume as when he called my deadname and lied saying it's been a long day and he didn't mean to call out -his own- name. I quietly told him it was fine and he didn't need to do that for my sake.

His response: "No, it's my name now."

I went to the pharmacist yesterday, his nametag is my deadname. He informed me he's immigrating and in the process he's changed his first name to my deadname to have an English sounding name. That's why he's now able to get a reprint of his nametag to be my deadname. And repeated, with the intense seriousness of someone who is going to die on this hill: "It's mine now. Not yours. I'm taking." His tone indicated that decision is final.

Bro literally deadnamed me once, and has committed to flat out stealing my deadname. It's his now. Legally. Officially. I over heard his co-workers call him by the name.

#trans #transgender #transgender positivity #lgbt+#lgbtq+#lgbtqia+#2slgbtqia+#mtf #talisidekick #talisidekick things

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calocera · 8 months ago

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my pet mold spore

#this thing is so funny

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willgrahamscock · 8 months ago

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not now kitten, daddy's about to have a mental breakdown from seeing the prices at the grocery store

#alex says things #ITS OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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angelofdumpsterfires · 2 months ago

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presented without comment

#this is perhaps the worst thing i’ve ever made #so now it gets to terrorise people outside of my private discord server #enjoy #gravity falls #billford #gideon gleeful #dipper pines #stanley pines #stanford pines #bill cipher #the book of bill

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vilea777 · 8 months ago

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sorry i cant hang out i forgot how to mimic human like behaviour

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macdenlover · 5 months ago

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it came to my realization that 99% of my fandom related headaches would be cured if everyone understood this

#making this at 2 am was like top 10 autism moment for me #this is helping me make sense of so many things hopefully it helps someone else too idk #user macdenlover drops badly drawn infographic media literacy rates skyrocket theres world peace #anyways #for sunny 1.5 is the sweet spot for me. a sexy medium rare if u will #but it completely depends on the piece of media #with supernatural i was a 2.5 on a good day.

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telebeast · 2 months ago

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unoriginal joke

#Gravity Falls #Stanley Pines #Stanford Pines #Ford Pines #Stan Pines #shitpost #I put the ID in the little thing tumblr has for it this time because I am still experimenting with which is best wah #This joke has been made before I am sure of it but.

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puppyeared · 2 months ago

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filipina miku!! my mom helped me with her outfit ^_^

#THIS TOOK ME FOREVER RAAHHHH #i had help from my mom with stuff like the parts of the traje de mestiza which is the outfit shes wearing #this trend looks so much fun and i wanted to join in.. im first gen canadian though so ive never been to the philippines and only #know thru stories of my parents growing up. im proud of my heritage but there are some things i didnt grow up with that #make me feel disconnected from my culture. so it was nice to talk to my mom abt it and ask for her help with this :3 #the pleated tapis is meant to resemble her skirt.. i had no way of adding her stockings but i noticed the piano key design #so i used that for the saya. the bandana is meant to resemble her hairties and shes wearing bakya wooden slippers with embroidery #i kinda wanted to add the panuelo to resemble her tie as a finishing touch but i forgor ;w; just imagine it i guess #my mom really likes this. shes a little confused abt the blue hair and i had to explain her hair is like that but she thinks shes pretty #originally i wanted her holding the woven pamaypay and fanning herself because ITS HOT ITS 25 FUCKING DEGREES TODAY #but i couldnt get the pose right so i settled for this. i wanna draw her and brazilian miku high fiving ill do that tmrw #my art #myart #hatsune miku #miku worldwide #philippines #vocaloid #miku

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koobiie · 6 months ago

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shoutout to everyone who wants to infodump but cant string together coherent thoughts to form sentences and instead just look at you like this

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truetgirl · 1 month ago

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Car Trunk vs Car Boot: A clear win for US English, trunk was already a thing in which you stored items, frequently for transport.

Crisps vs Chips: I gotta admit, the Brits have this one. They're thin slices of potato that have been made crispy. No chipping of any materials involved.

Car Park vs Parking Lot: Equally matched. What's a car park? A place to park cars. What's a parking lot? An otherwise empty lot where you can park.

Elevator vs Lift: Both equally fail to address that the damn thing also goes down.

#kelly things

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roach-works · 5 months ago

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speculative fiction writers i am going to give you a really urgent piece of advice: don't say numbers. don't give your readers any numbers. how heavy is the sword? lots. how old is that city? plenty. how big is the fort? massive. how fast is the spaceship? not very, it's secondhand.

the minute you say a number your readers can check your math and you cannot do math better than your most autistic critic. i guarantee. don't let your readers do any math. when did something happen? awhile ago. how many bullets can that gun fire? trick question, it shoots lasers, and it shoots em HARD.

you are lying to people for fun. if you let them do math at you the lie collapses and it's no fun anymore.

#there are things that are true mathematically #and things that are true because the guy writing the book says so #you do not want to mix up these truths

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faeriekit · 1 year ago

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"This fic was ai generated—" Cool, so lemme block you real quick

#the ethics are whack but more importantly you didn't even want to write it?? who is it even for?? not you? not me?#you didn't even have enough interest in the premise to take a crack at it?? then who cares?#please don't populate in my search results I'm looking for things that people wrote because they liked something #ao3

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dionysus-complex · 4 months ago

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funniest Kamala Harris VP picks go

#trying to lighten the sense of unease I'm feeling about the whole thing #mostly thinking about who would be most amusing to see in a debate with jd vance