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I’VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND BALANCE WITH A LOT OF THINGS, ACTUALLY. And I’m still figuring it out, so even saying it feels kind of… I don’t know, but I also don’t think it’s going to change, even if sometimes in worse moments I want it to. But I think part of fixing that feeling is saying it, accepting it, sharing it with people who matter to me. I’m gay. And maybe that’s not really a big deal… but it is to me. Right now. And I wanted to share it with you all, because like Riley said, we’re family. You’re my friends, and I feel like you should know. Especially considering how patient you’ve been with me. You deserve the authentic me… even the parts I haven’t totally figured out.

Happy Pride Month! 🏳️‍🌈

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Reggie/Archie edit

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if i put on the rocky horror show for a riverdale musical episode — like they put it on for the high school musical directed of course by kevin keller jughead would intro the episode with a spiel about how we’re going to explore the concept of sexual liberation. veronica would be gunning for the role of frank n furter due to ‘relating to his role of bringing the liberation of sexuality to those who desperately need it’ and also so she can feel up archie (playing rocky due to his thematic state as the object of other’s desires) and betty (playing janet natch) but a surprise move the role would go to reggie starting a fierce stage rivalry between the two so kevin gives her magenta. things get unexpectedly intense between archie and reggie during i can make you a man and theres a lot of awkward heavy tension and when reggie gets to do full costume sweet transvestite we keep cutting to archie’s awed vaguely horny face significantly and then later in the episode they cross cut between don’t dream it be it on stage and a tasteful archiebettyronniereggie foursome scene. toni is full butch drag king brad and she and betty make out rehearsing dammit janet. cheryl is playing columbia and is so mad about it and the episode cuts all the tap dancing. jughead of course is the narrator (of course) but he complains the whole time so they dont invite him to the foursome and he never finds out it happened. sweet pea is riff raff cause i like sweet pea but he and fangs (asst director) are hooking up behind kevins back and sing toucha toucha intercut with betty’s rendition. josie cant commit full time to the show so she plays eddie and outshines everyone forever. some of the parents try to get the show cancelled for being inappropriate for a high school musical (a la glee) and they are narratively treated as repressive unreasonable tyrants. at the end they all sing super heroes because it’s about the inherent depravity and darkness within humanity and the uncertainty/instability everpresent in our own existences and then someone’s like THERE’S A BOMB! (probably planted by hiram or a cult or a serial killer or something) so they all rush out of the gym just in time and it blows up the gym and smoke is everywhere a la the end of the movie and then we zoom out to a globe but it’s spinning so fast we can’t see where riverdale is. and narrator jughead is alone in a room and he knocks the globe over and says something about the dangers and delights of discovery but you can tell he’s just kind of mad about the foursome that happened without him.

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cheryl blossom saying she’s the carrie white of riverdale high NOT TRUE! cheryl is the carrie white of her family it’s different. betty and jughead are the closest we get to riverdale high carries. except for jughead they throw homophobic slurs instead of tampons. and betty would have done all that telekinetic murder in cold blood.

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What the HELL is this jughead ?????? Your coward ass is always hiding behind narration. You are a SPINELESS LOSER. You're still gay and that's FINAL. There is just WAY too many instances of you BLATANLY telling us. You are a DISGUSTING person for this btw

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#misson: kiss everyone #misson: accomplished ?

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children's literature is the most important thing in the whole world. LOL

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oh so we're doing scooby doo crimes now

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Play again. Have a good time. You know, keep playing. But if the coin goes blank, that means you’re out of luck. You gotta leave. Questions?

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gay high school friend groups forever <3

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leaked riverdale s3 dialogue

alice cooper: betty you do know that your boyfriend is a flaming homo, right?

betty, in the flattest tone possible: mom how could you say something like that

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RIVERDALE (2017 - 2023) Season 6, Episode 16: Blue Collar

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Tell you what, we coulda had a good life together! Fuckin’ real good life! Had us a place of our own. But you didn’t want it, Archie’s dad! So what we got now is this old tree stump behind the construction lot! Everything’s built on that! That’s all we got, boy, fuckin’ all. So I hope you know that, even if you don’t never know the rest! You count the damn few times we have been together in nearly twenty years and you measure the short fucking leash you keep me on - and then you ask me about Mexico and tell me you’ll kill me for needing somethin’ I don’t hardly never get. You have no idea how bad it gets! I’m not you… I can’t make it on a coupla high-altitude fucks once or twice a year! You are too much for me archies dad, you sonofawhoreson bitch! I wish I knew how to quit you.

Well, why don’t you? Why don’t you just let me be? It’s because of you FP, that I’m like this! I’m nothin’… I’m nowhere… Get the fuck off me! I can’t stand being like this no more, FP.

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knee deep in the passenger seat or whatever

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Riverdale Characters of Color Appreciation Week: Day #2 ➝ Favorite Dynamic

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do you think they asked him to pose like this or he just did that

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blogging about the supernatural finale 4 years later like