#things that make me swoon

[glenthusiast]

why did glen powell in this movie take me OUT??? the uniforms, the evening wear, the "i deserve better" speech?? i'll never be the same. @ juliet, i will gladly. gladly. take your place!! ughhh i love him to pieces - look at that smile <3

[sillygoofyqueer]

Either before or after would be delightful, though I was thinking it was after Bing-ge became emperor.

I was imagining the situation with Shen Yuan being a transmigrator forced to steal stuff from Bing-ge because that was his character’s original role in the plot. He wants to be inconspicuous about it so as not to get murdered (like canon… also murder of crows, lol) but shiny qi rich things are just too tempting!!! Stupid crow brain won’t let him steal things that are less obvious. ;_;

And yay! You know about the crow tendency to make friends with people then be “helpful” with gifts or savage in their defense. That’s why I like crow-Shen Yuan so much. I can totally see him getting help from his full-crow demon family members (or regular crows if he can control them like ZZL can snakes) to harass assholes by dropping rocks, pooping on them and such while in their full crow forms. 😂

He absolutely feels bad about stealing stuff from people he likes (especially Bing-ge) so of course he always offers payments in exchange. Rare plants, animal parts, non-shiny artifacts, etc. all suspiciously selected to be super useful in upcoming plot events, to Bing-ge’s bafflement. Probably doesn’t help the obsession. How TF does this thief know what he’s going to need soon???

AAAGGGHHHH, THIS IS SO FUN!! I love this idea that Shen Yuan either has like, demon family members that he can relax with (oh em gosh, seeing his original family in these demons?) or just hangs out with like, a murder of crows and is like "aight, get these fuckers" and they just swarm whoever irritated him that day. He definitely has a nest in a mountain somewhere, just filled with these shiny things that he steals from people, and oh my god can he just be like a safe haven for other crows (demon or otherwise) and have little perches that he makes for them and helps the ones that are too injured to hunt for themselves. He's like a master of crows and (despite being just a thorn in the side of the demon emperor) he is known to be terrifying lest these crows get hurt (I'm picturing half human Shen Yuan standing in the shadows of a forest with wings outstretched and just staring down at the culprit) BACK TO BING-GE, I'd find it really funny if Shen Yuan first steals shiny and qi rich things that are small and he can just take in full crow form because they aren't really heavy, leaving Bing-ge like "no fucking way a literal crow has been stealing from me. This feels humiliating what the hell". Later on, he sets a trap for Shen Yuan to steal this big trinket (a statue or something that radiates qi) because he knows it would be too heavy for the crow to take and he can grab it! He waits, then watches as Shen Yuan observes the statue a little bit, before shifting into his half-crow form and just scooping it up into his arms, scowling at the weight before flying out again. Bing-ge is sat there for a while like "what the fuck just happened" and then he watches as Shen Yuan returns a few minutes later with a herb that is supposed to be extremely useful for a poison or something, drops it where the statue was, and darts away again. After that, it's like the only thing on Bing-ge's mind is "how can I get this pretty demon to come back?" and he doesn't even think about his harem (if he has one in this), leaving them all around his palace absolutely confused and questioning what has happened to their emperor. {part two! Part one, part three, part four, part five, part six, part seven!!}

[sunnibits]

I know I’m biased bc I’m a whore for old men but I genuinely cannot fathom how anyone can find eye creases and wrinkles unattractive. you don’t like happy eye crinkles?? you don’t like being able to see someone’s smile echo in waves through their whole expression??? like their smile is expanding beyond their mouth to gently fold every corner of their face?? to draw you in to their twinkling eyes and the joy that’s held there???? you don’t like seeing the evidence of a life well lived, well-laughed, a face worn by smiles as a canyon is worn by rivers??? do you hate puppies and sunshine too??????

[petalsiren]

"honeyyy its time for your occasional petal scottpulse art" have the once in a blue moon scottpulse art

[breachofpromise]

there’s something so wonderfully possessive about mobius setting loki up at his cubicle, rather than a random empty one that would surely exist in the endless galactic bureaucracy that is the TVA.

[loosethreadsofyoursoul]

bee-nado 🐝 they share one brain cell

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

HII just wanna let u know i cant stop thinking abt poppy and sally (and laughingstock ofc) and its ur fault!!! i love them sm!! ur brain is huge!!

!!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!!

[stephstars08]

The things this man does to us!😍

[ratatatastic]

Training Camp 24 | 9.20.24 (x)

[ank1983]

Does anyone else dig the long curly hair? It makes me feel some type of way 🔥🥵 Not to mention the glasses in the first picture *swoon*

What I wouldn't give to run my fingers through his hair...💦❤️

[valkyurii]

it’s funny how things have gone full circle with malenia. she was so hated when the game first came out, but then people grew to like her. then the dlc came out and now people hate her again lmao

[robindium]

t4t steddie arguing who gets to carry the other over the threshold

they comprise and take it in turns carrying each other

[randommusicalfluff]

I think the biggest influence for me being a part of the tlk community is the fact I looovvee the sound of people laughing like oh my GOD.

I have this one friend who I’ll admit they don’t normally laugh much and if they do it’s like a scoff because cis men will be cis men /nm but!! Recently he’s been like full out laughing more and I internally YIIIPEE because his laugh is so fucking cute?? God??? I mean that in a complete non romantic way istg but it’s ridiculous how much someone’s laugh can sway me

[blue-mood-blue]

TRAGEDY STRIKES:

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[hello-eeveev]

Astrid Becke and Edelgard von Hresvelg similarities:

- short (5’3)

- blonde (brown hair to blonde?)

- experimented on as children, which gave them increased power but also so much trauma uh oh

- the violence began at 17

- dead family as a result of their childhood situation

- morally grey

- works with their abusers in order to further their personal goals

- gets characterized as uniquely cruel/cold/angry while their male counterparts get woobified despite being just as—or sometimes more—brutal

- didn’t get to kill their abusers (on screen) but would have been totally justified in doing so, and honestly I would have loved to see it.

- deserves a good cry. deserves to go a little feral on the people who hurt her.

- usurper, not successor :)

- i love them

- my wife 🥰

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

okay wait laughingstock concept Incoming: so im imagining some of the neighbors (maybe Julie & Frank) noticing that Barnaby & Howdy are a lil fruity, yk yk. and Julie's like damn, i guess we have to play matchmaker here.

so naturally they wind up getting the whole neighborhood involved. everybody's a wingman here. Poppy's dropping hints when Howdy drops off groceries, Wally is constantly asking Barnaby to go get him things from the bodega, etc etc. Howdy and Barnaby are facing this sudden change in town-wide behavior with slight concern and bemusement

eventually - lets say Julie, Sally, and Wally - get Barnaby into the bodega and then abruptly leave like "don't have too much fun without us you two *wink wink nudge nudge*". once they're gone (read: very obviously hiding outside & watching through the window) Barnaby & Howdy turn to each other like:

Barnaby: you think we should tell them we're already married?

Howdy: let them have their fun - they'll figure it out eventually