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you can tell the stardew valley dev didnt grow up somewhere where your entire grade is MAXIMUM 30 kids. theres like 5 people of a similar age in stardew valley and they all grew up in Proximity and they treat each other normally?? everyone is fine??? theres not a single nightmare ex situationship or murder charge among them.
i know its a softie little farming game but if the softie little farming game can have a soldier who missed years of his children's lives and returned home with PTSD, surely we can have at least one toxic frenemy thing going on between the young adults in town. motherfucker by 13 there wouldve been several social world wars and now theyre all in their 20's. where is the toxicity. where is the exhausted acceptance of You Have To Cope With This Person Or Be Alone.
#this is like. Mostly a joke#but its kinda not#jas and vincent have it worse theres only two of them#theyre going to kill each other
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v1 & the beheaded <3
#strangely peaceful. they would fight with each other FOR SURE#dead cells#ultrakill#the beheaded#v1#theyre cute though. weird gay thing going on#very fun comm. i think they can kiss#commission fooorr @carcazation#blood#theres variants for without tje blood and without v1s wings#i like without the wings. but i must post the wing version lest i am killed with hammers (i am being threatened!!!!!help!!!)
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I think that the party's communication issues can be summed up as "man, is it awkward to tell someone that you want to spend the rest of your life with them if you've only know them for a few months? Probably."
#isat#isat spoilers#in stars and time#listen they will kill for each other but also its such a short time???? like??? thats part of the tragedy tbh#like!!! yeah theyll go back to their previous lives bc who in their right minds throw out everything they were doing before for people youv#only known for a few months and it turns out all of them do bc theyre insane for each other but!!!! like!!!! thats still a big ask!!!!!#yeah lets throw out everything we've ever know to be together lets fucking go and then they do in the end!!!! but!!!#thats because theyre all are ride or die to the extreme for each other!!!!!! far more than siffrin thinks anyone will ever be for him!!!!#anyway I have a lot of feelings about the party and just how bonkers (affectionate) they are#yeah no siffrin I too would not expect people to put aside their previous lives especially if its clear they have other plans#'yeah im gonna invite myself over to your house to live here lol' yeah no I would not assume that!!!!!!!#the issue is more that issue doesnt communicate what he really wants because if they do and his family says no then... being together truly#will end so he doesnt ask so they never will get a no so it never has to end (and has his reason to keep going)#this is turning into an essay in the tags but like. God its a wild set of circumstances so#tbh Siffrin not thinking the party wants to travel together is not wild to me neither is family not communicating#them wanting to be together ALL OF THEM wanting it is... unbelivable in these circumstances#but they do bc theyre all insane and ride or die but the extent of which is a mystery to all of them#anyway thats my essay in the tags#just read the no loops fic where the adults minus siffrin all offer to bring bonnie to bambouche and had FEELINGS about it#my posts
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affectionate chin tilts my beloved.. (perhaps in the same universe as my college/long distance au)
#jackshiccup art#my art#hijack#frostcup#jack frost#hiccup#rotg#httyd#art consistency … idk her#snotlout’s not homophobic he’s just pissed theyre still dancing around each other <33#hes on his last straw i think …#i say theyre not even dating yet but jack is clearly wearing hiccup’s college hoodie he he he#idk why modern au has such a hold on me rn… i have sock’s fic to thank i think#everyone go read can’t smile like you mean it by sockhead_42 on ao3 this is a threat#ALSO SHOUTOUT TO YENICH i love her modern snotlout hairstyle i just had to emulate it 🥹#and still obsessed w hannah brushes weeee#noooo its 3.30am.. ok toodles 😴😴#my first art of the year and its hijack GO FIGURE#tumblr i will grill u for killing the quality ☹️
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They made hyoga look so much cooler in the anime hes just standing there , in the manga theyre all dripping wet and bedraggled and senku is dying as usual
#Dr stone#isnt it cute that he was holding onto tsukasa for dear life for that whole sequence .....#after hearing his name called so weakly im sure he would not have let go of tsukasa come hell or high water ... he was covering his wound#with such a shaky hand like he was so fucking stressed out but he couldnt let tsukasa be swept away from him he had to keep both their head#afloat the whole time they were fighting against the current and tsukasa is also twice his size and complete dead weight#ALSO HANG ON WAIT I JUST REALISED SOMETHING#HYOGA... wanted to get senku alone to talk to him but he attacked tsuaksa ... and when hyoga wanted to hit tsukasa he attacked mirai#thats scary because he immediately identified that theyre ride or die together ... hyoga is the original tsukasen shipper#hes like oh you guys love each other ? Well that makes it easier for me#also this was the first time i noticed he wears short shorts and leather thigh high boots. omg slay queen where did you get your boots !#they wanted to make him a classic withdrawn coolguy with a samurai-esque work ethic but actually hes mega camp and a sweety (killed someone
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[ID: Digital illustration in color of Vash and Wolfwood from Trigun Maximum. It’s two 3 panel comics that illustrates the same sequence. The first focuses on Vash. In the first panel, he’s in a hurried motion with a worried expression. In the second, he’s stopped, huffing a breath out as he’s scanning for Wolfwood (not pictured). In the final panel, he breaks out into a relieved smile, eyes lighting up with warm cheeks.
The second comic focuses on Wolfwood. In the first panel, he’s looking downwards to the right with a cigarette in his mouth, wearing a neutral expression. On his face are notable scratch marks to indicate him being in a fight prior. In the second panel, he turns towards the viewer, lifting his head as he notices Vash (as from the previous sequence). In the final panel, he smiles warmly with teeth and holds up a peace sign. END ID]
[ID: Sketchy black and white drawings of Vash and Wolfwood, continuing off the comic. Wolfwood’s back is to the viewer while Vash’s profile can be seen, now by Wolfwood’s side. He has a bright smile as he says to Wolfwood, “You’re safe!” Wolfwood responses, bearing a grin too, “Who do ya think yer talking to? ‘Course I am. Look, I got them alive.” He points to two figures who are tied up and have comically large head bumps. Vash looks to them with an uncertain expression as he says, “Oh! You did, huh… Are you sure they’re alive?” Wolfwood, with a more irritated expression, responds “What, didn’t think I could do it?” Vash says, “No, no! I knew you could!” and pats Wolfwood on the cheek and his head comfortingly. END ID]
#vashwood#vash the stampede#nicholas d wolfwood#trigun#trigun maximum#vw running around towns doing little odd jobs and getting caught up in townsfolk conflict when someone gets taken hostage or smth...#solving it with a little bit of violence but ultimately everyone is alive and well and it's over in like 20 mins before they go about the#rest of their day. i feel like that kind of mundanity or chaos if something that vash is a little used to but probably not wolfwood#i dont think he'd be getting dragged out on assassination quests like every 2 days prior to vash but i also think he'd have left towns#quickly. chatted with townsfolk but ultimately stayed in his lonesome. had more time to stew in his own thoughts and when he does get a job#to kill it's something that weighs on his mind for days. regardless of how chaotic is with vash i like to think it's a lot more healing#then what he's been accustomed to. at the end of the day they get a few scuffs and brusies but theyre alive!!! and no lives were lost#and theyre within reach of each other and get to chat about the stupid shit vash dragged them into. in another life wolfwood would#probably be happy doing just that#ruporas art
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it doesnt need to be said but its genuinely so funny how at-the-hip charles and erik are in krakoa like they really had the green light- the OBLIGATION- to be as obnoxiously close to each other as possible and abused that right to the fullest extent
#xmen#xmen comic#krakoa#cherik#snap chats#until the divorce of course but until then its actually so funny#how you really couldnt go a page or two without one or the other and the other one was close behind#ice climber ass duo over here. the delightful children from down the lane kind of proximity what the fuck was their PROBLEM#i feel like if one of them was teleported the other would just materialize right next to them thats how close they were#fuuuck what was the issue where sabretooth and co are in like. Brain Prison or something#and victor imagines charles but everyones like 'wait its weird if its just him where's magneto'#ITS SO FUCKING FUNNY and i NEED to know what issue that was .... to add it to my collection ....#also killed me how in immoral x-men issue 1 charles was yappin bout erik bein gone#and- God Bless Who i forget i think it was hope- was just 'can you please shut up about your dead boyfriend im begging you'#moira stronger than me if i had to deal with thing 1 and thing 2 on a daily basis i woulda snapped sooner frankly#ig when you live ten times through The Most Bullshit ever youre numb to most things but still. my god theyre so obnoxious#sorry im cackling at the bit in HoX where charles is about to announce krakoa to the world and erik's putting his hand on his shoulder#and you justs see moira in the back like dawgggg right in front of her .... can you two get a room#GENUINELY no im GENUINELY surprised they dont share a bedroom#im not even talking sharing a bed im taking my shipper goggles off im actually baffled they dont sleep in the same building#obvi id be lyin if i said i didnt love it tho To Be Real .. genuinely love seein them work together as a team .. until they werent </3#in every timeline they WILL divorce each other that's just the rule. actual canon event it cannot be changed or stopped its integral#ok ramble over. but not really not in spirit cause ill never be over this ill die before i am#im gonna go eat now i think i think thats something i As A Human has to do at least once a day
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#clemart#clemspaint#ttcc#toontown corporate clash#macthinker#<- more like macthinker-esque#<- only because of the implied “did it hurt when you fell” pickup line#mac opsys#prethinker#brian ttcc#based off of a daydream I remembered#I was going to try to make this into an actual comic but I think the slop comic has more emotion#i like when theyre about to try to kill each other
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You smell of dead flowers / I smell of the sewer i rot in
#suggestive#clover draws#v1 ultrakill#v2 ultrakill#v4v#y2r1#theyre gonna kill each other#not clickbait. not lying . frfr#im very much abnormal about these two.#go for the feedbacker instread of their own arms. its a tactical advantage they swear. not like they want a piece of them. maybe they.#dont want themself back. maybe they just want to be closer.#and closer as in kill murder kill? murder kill murder kill#at least thats what they think it means.#smirks.#okay that was incredibly incomprehensible goodbye have this post
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Nandor helping Colin and being worried for him and then sacrificing himself for him.
Colin helping Nandor even though he didn't have to.
Nadja saving Guillermo. Guillermo saving Nadja. Guillermo saying he loves all of his bitches.
Laszlo and Nadja coming together to protect Guillermo from Nandor finding out.
In other news, I am actually going to vomit over this stupid found family of assholes.
#i love them dearly#and the way that theyre showing each other love is actually going to kill m3#wwdits#wwdits spoilers#what we do in the shadows
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On that note i need to write more enemies to family, that shit is hilarious i love it what do you mean the guy you hate is now bonded with you and you feel at home with them. Thats hilarious. You wanted to kill him like a week ago. Brothers!!!
#now instead of wanting to just kill each other they get to want to kill each other (brother edition)#going from actual lethal intent to just whacking each other with their hands#theyre still screaming and arguing the same as before but like. now they dont want each other to get hurt#but theyre still fighting#as siblings must do
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ghost type trainersona moment 🖤 +extras and pokemon team below!
-a sweetheart!!!!! -the kind of person who'd be more likely to befriend all the really grown middle-aged people at their job and get along fairly well with the elderly -theyve always had a very generally gloomy outward disposition (unintentionally. like literal black aura hovering in the air over them) which people usually find intimidating, this further saddens them bcuz they mean well and are just quite softspoken 😭 -this also often causes bad weather to happen near them sometimes, so they tend to keep to themselves for the sake of others usually -wish they had a green thumb but its hit or miss on gardening probably. they fully believe plants may not like them but they still try! desperately so! -they take a lot of things very literally sometimes or take a moment to understand things -i pair them with Avery (and they do have kids later on) but honestly they are my doll to play house with whoever yay ^-^ -they also have a phantump they spoil and a ceruledge thats newer to the team whos still getting acquainted with the whole team dynamic -yes I do think that 99% of her pokemon give Avery a hard time since they really adore their trainer
#my art#pokemon#pkmn#trainersona#pkmn oc#pokemon oc#avery dont know what to do wit all dat.... chat should we kill that glasses wearing freak Yes or Yes#gengar#toxtricity#dragapult#mismagius#decidueye#mimikyu#debating giving the sona one of my names or if i should do a completely new. semi-related name. something something [redacted]#anyways as always outfit subject to change o7 among other things!#i was gonna go crazy if i couldnt give that trans enby another trans enby to bite them. in my head theyre kinda like abacelsus#i think the first time they see each other avery is intensely annoyed and focused on beating her and shes intrigued by his oddities#do not ask me who asked each other out first the more i think abt it the more i get a headache cuz i can see it from both sides theyre just#very frustrating when approaching the whole relationship HKFDSF i really dont know how they manage to have kids someday#somehow. cuz i also do not see either of them as the parenting type per se. but they get there! dont ask me how they manage!#something something abt two lonely traumatized ppl kinda finding each other or whatever
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Thoughts/hcs re: the 2003 animated teen titans series:
Robin having multiple flavours of angst including but not limited to: "ScRew YoU yOu'Re nOT mY dAd", general teenage angst, not wanting to be under batman's shadow angst, thinks he's getting replaced by a younger sibling angst (jason), etc and running away from home to live on the custom built T shaped tower on the private island that's all very much being paid for by batman
At some point Jason steals the red x suit and uses it to torment Dick!robin CONSTANTLY. Bruce either doesn't know a thing about this or does, but doesn't let on that he knows, and is just watching on from a distance with fatherly affection like "aww they're bonding :)" while dick is popping a blood vessel with stress going "WHO is this KID???"
When Bruce adopted Jason he had no intention of making him Robin, but at some point the red x shenanigans were going so far that he actually started feeling bad for dick so he had to put his foot down like, alright, this kid clearly has some energy to burn off or something, let's redirect that energy to something more productive. Like punching the sHIT OUT OF GOTHAM GOONS HELL YEAH. And gives Jason the Robin ii mantle
Jason "gremlin child" Todd is clearly very "yippee :) violence" about this and the red x fuckery stops, but of course dick!robin finds out about this and is all "you replaced me?? >:'( I HATE YOU DAD" and his list of reasons to be angsty and emo increases yet again. Clearly his stress never ends
Eventually dick grows out of his teenage angst and becomes everyone's favourite big brother figure nightwing. And every time Jason tries to tell anyone about Dick's emo angsty edgy menace robin era NOBODY believes him. This is cosmic karma for all the times he broke into the titans tower and moved all of Dick's furniture two inches to the left so he'd stub his toe in the morning. And the time he replaced all of his birdarangs with custom made glitter bombs. And the time he bought a seam ripper and broke into titans tower AGAIN just to rip all the crotch seams of Robin's pants. And the time...you get the point
(Tim DOES know about Dick's edgy emo era (because he's a creepy little stalker FREAK) He just acts like he has no idea what Jason is talking about just to mess with him. Jason is TEARING his hair out and FOAMING at the mouth.)
#teen titans#batfam#dick grayson#jason todd#tim drake#tim tries to gaslight jason that his dip in the pit is fucking with his memories#jason is screaming and threatening to 'snap all his bones like a glowstick'#dick is being very level headed and trying to get them to calm down and play nice#jason: 'YOURE NOT HELPING' and 'IM GOING TO KILL YOU TOO FUCKER'#damian is sitting to the side waiting for them to kill each other so he can be an only child#bruce is watching them like 'aww :) theyre bonding' and takes a picture for the family album
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oh pallas and agnes power dynamic you really are SO unbelievably fucked,,,,,
#haven’t been able to write in days so i am posting instead. forgive me.#it’s just so. like. okay pallas has all of the material power here that’s not a question they’ve got much stronger magic they#know how the library works they’re directly placed in a mentorship role at the beginning re agnes she depends on them#for everything.#but also#pallas is very much Not Doing Well mentally (<- understatement of the century) and is pathologically incapable of processing their own#emotions related to this AT ALL. and in the process of trying very very hard to get to Know pallas (so pallas will Like her so pallas will#want to keep her alive) agnes kind of comes to understand a lot of pallas’s issues even better than pallas does and pallas starts to depend#on her for emotional support in a way they NEVER have with anyone else.#and pallas’s ability to show vulnerability has been soooo wrecked beyond belief that to them doing things like sharing part#of their backstory and being visibily hurt around someone is tantamount to placing a knife in someone’s hand and#then circling all of their weak points with a giant red marker while going ‘HEY STAB HERE’#so in their mind by doing this they’re giving agnes an IMMENSE amount of power over them like enough to kill them dead even though very#little else has changed about their dynamic. so pallas believes that they’re standing on much more equal ground then they really are#and agnes partly believes it too she thinks that by seeing this much of how broken down pallas is she’s finally found the balance in their#relationship she’s finally found a way to make it stable. and yeah. to some extent this is true!#pallas DOES listen to agnes more than any other person agnes IS the first person in years to understand them this much pallas’s dependence#on her for their mental wellbeing DOES give her some measure of power over them. but that power is given out on pallas’s terms is the thing#whether they’re aware of that or not. agnes wouldn’t have anything if pallas didn’t actively choose to be vulnerable with her there’d be#no way she’d learn about anything no way she’d get to play this role in their life#they believe that this thing is much more equal much more sustainable than it really is (pallas especially) and they’re#literally all each other have#grabs your face are you listening THEYRE ALL EACH OTHER HAVE IN THIS PLACE THEYRE BOTH IN SUCH HORRIFIC SITUATIONS AND THEY R EATING#EACHOTGER TO SURVIVE!!!!#head in fucking hands#wip: ghost story#pallas and agnes
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hector “you can speak better than that polydamas the only true bird is patriotism” of troy and teucer “i heard of a stupid loser and he looked exactly like you and yknow what youre the same guy do i need to be more obvious” son of telamon are my favorite cousins of all time like wow zingers really do run in the family dont they
#the best part about them is that they want to kill each other with lasers but apollo said No#i imagine they would argue for enrichment in their enclosure. unfortunately theres a war on and theyre destined for sorrow#anyways i reread teucers debate w menelaus in ajax again. god hes so fucking funny#saw 1 article sayin ‘teucers petty insults dont endear us to his cause’ and i go ‘maybe not YOU but III am a petty bitch who lives 4 drama’#teucer#hector of troy
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love love love a character who is so universally loved but doesnt realize it in the slightest and the craziest thing is that this statement applies to like every main character of the bear but most especially syd and carmy
like syd who despite quitting the fine dining industry for not having her own voice is clearly well appreciated by the people she did work with, to the point that they are giving her favours and telling her that she always has a place in their restaurant???? and not to mention sugar crying over something as simple as her omelette, richie telling her shes apart of the family now, and carmy affirming that she is a giver a caretaker and a lover through and through??? absolutely scrumptious!!
and then carmy who has connections in copenhagen, the trust of chef terry, and being like an actual microcelebrity?? plus sugar constantly looking out for his well being and mikey wanting to protect him by keeping him away from the beef and richie yelling i love you to cut through the vitriol hes throwing at him, and syd who chose to stay because she believes so deeply that he is first and foremost a good person before he is an incredible chef??????
like UGH that shit is my bread and butter they are so disgustingly humble and unaware of their own value to the world but they try try try to be so so good to everyone so when they fail they think the worst of themselves but everyone around them knows and sees how lovely they are and the heights they could reach if they would just look in the mirror, past their weary eyes and dull skin to see that they are good and loved and deserve to be happy UGHHHHHHH
#syd and carmy so strongly believing in the goodness of the other that they dont even hesitate to open a restaurant together as partners#like dont try to tell me this isnt the beginnings of the strongest power couple of the decade#because this is and they are#not even a ship post but it should be because they so very clearly are going to help each other recognize their values#and then in helping the other discover their worth theyre going to really understand how good the other is and fall in love because of it#should just kill me right now because this show is going to be the death of me#the bear#the bear fx#the bear hulu#sydney adamu#carmen berzatto#sydcarmy#sydney x carmy#carmy x sydney
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