#they're not even insulting each other

[ssaraexposs]

They just reunited and they're already arguing

[chiyana]

this is the stupidest crossover possible but I want Tim to make House his doctor

yes that House

why? He needs someone who is very good, will not give up or send Tim out to a different specialist just because his medical condition is difficult, will not be overly concerned about the danger Tim puts himself in, and will lie on Tim's medical records AND to Batman/Bruce Wayne/all of the Bats without hesitation or fear.

House is and will do all of those things without hesitation. He has no shame, no boundaries, he WILL get into a public fight with Bruce Wayne if it means keeping that man out of his patient's (and House's) business. He will help Tim lie to and gaslight the rest of his family without hesitation.

in exchange, Tim is his favorite patient. Not because they get along, necessarily, Tim is a know-it-all little shit and they constantly bicker and House hates how practically every facet of Tim's existence is a lie (and Tim thinks House is a smug know-it-all jackass who is needlessly cruel and callous bc he thinks the world owes him and never delivers just bc he's in pain, news flash a lot of people are in pain and manage not to be assholes) BUT, 1, Tim brings him really interesting cases and problems, and 2, Tim NEVER lies to House about his medical conditions or what he was doing when they happened.

He lies about literally almost everything else under the sun TO everyone else, but he is 100% completely upfront and honest about his medical history and what is going on with him with House.

admittedly it takes a while for House to realize Tim ISN'T lying to him because some of the shit he says is completely insane ("the vigilante thing is pretty obvious but what do you MEAN you got the Apocalypse virus TWICE, AND SURVIVED, AS A FOURTEEN-FIFTEEN YEAR OLD")

but once he realizes Tim doesn't ever lie to him, he becomes House's favorite patient because at least TIM gives him all of the data he needs as best he's able the moment he asks. At least House doesn't have to waste his time following up on bogus information or figuring out the truth, he can just get right into the meat of the medical issue at hand.

also it's so fun to lie directly to Batman's face, know the man knows, and know he can't do anything about it

[sysig]

“It could be that the loss of her children drove the Queen deeper into her darker desires...but, I don’t believe she was fighting against them that hard before that particular tragedy. No monster does.” (Patreon)

Bonus:

Hmm, wonder what he could cover those holes with :3c

[vellichorom]

Im genuinly curious now,, u obviously don’t have to anwser it-

But how tf is gore loving guts problematic?? It’s just some cute fellows loving eachother 😭 (genuinly love gore guts I need to draw em eventually ong)

oh you sweet summer child, you haven't been on the blog very long have you

IN ESSENCE, if you genuinely didn't know; goreguts is an EGREGIOUSLY possessive / codependent relationship that is mutually destructive ( & destructive to others if they're let loose actually ),

not to mention gore ( the narrator ) has inflicted UNFATHOMABLE trauma ( repeated death ) onto guts ( rosemary ) &, while unintentionally & entirely circumstantial, is technically the reason she's isolated from Literally the rest of the world & everything she used to know, then LEADING to this relationship where neither of them have anybody else & have embraced that to a sickening & violent degree

THEY'RE A VERY GENUINELY LOVING & HAPPY COUPLE TO BE SURE! but this comes from Desperation & having spent too long together in confinement,

yeah they're very ill. they are called goreguts for god's sake

here's a funny little fake-wiki page i made about it that PROBABLY needs revision by this point. BUT YEAH! goreguts!

I ALWAYS LOVE TALKING ABOUT THE CANONEST TSP COUPLE OF ALL TIME SO THANK YOU FOR REACHING OUT!

[saph-yells-into-the-void]

something I find incredibly funny is that it's implied the obstacle course that Noa had his players do at the beginning of NEL was used by literally no one else. Lavinho, snuffy, Chris, Loki, they did not use this course.

this super futuristic course was created solely for noa's use with BM and the 9 bllk players that chose Germany. in fact, it's likely he even requested it, considering his ideology.

which further implies that ego agreed to create this SUPER ELABORATE course that must have costed a LOT of money only for ONE TEAM to use it. just bc noa asked.

which leaves two possibilities:

noa asked and ego figured he'd also enjoy seeing this teenagers get destroyed by overseas players. so he agreed and watched the footage while cackling.

or

noa asked and ego originally refused bc it's impractical for a whole course to be built in such a short window only for one team to use it. however, noa said he wouldn't participate in NEL otherwise and the two proceeded to have a divorced dads style argument until ego eventually relented.

could it just be that ego created this course and noa happened to use it? maybe. am I choosing to ignore that for the funniest possible option? absolutely.

[cementcornfield]

https://x.com/vikingzfanpage/status/1867748114540433549?s=61

ummm excuse you justin, that is your best friend

lol really though!!

but nah, i touched on this in my tags of a rb of this tweet. like to me it isn't a huge deal or anything. they're obviously still close, they just don't talk in season (which they've both said before). but they spent time in france together this offseason and have also said that they love each other and are always gonna have that connection so i'm not too worried! friendships go through stages sometimes, and adult friendships are just kind of like that, even for football players i guess! (some of my absolute best friends in the world, my favorite people, i only talk to once a month if that. and like a real deep catch up session happens only a few times a year. it's just hard! and i can say for sure that me and my friends do not have nearly as much going on as these two guys lol)

but anyway i'm also gonna take this opportunity to ramble about some more ja'marr character analysis lol. so like, it's becoming pretty clear that ja'marr is deadset on keeping tee and joe with him as long as possible (not gonna get into contract details or likelihood at the moment because that's all still in the air of course. but like, ja'marr's intentions at least are clear at the moment). and it's also obvious how much ja'marr treasures his friendships! he loves his guys and thrives off of being around them! i wonder if like, the evolution of his relationship with justin has to do with how extreme he, tee, and joe are being about contract stuff right now???

like justin and ja'marr were SO close for awhile there. from the hyper competitive but clearly loving friendship they had going on in college. the way they were always together on the sideline and always doing their dances and making up ridiculous elaborate handshakes <3 the way all of their joint interviews involved so much laugher and loving glances. and even after joining the league still talking about each other in the media and how much they love and support each other even as they're still super competitive. hell, when i first became a fan in 2022, ja'marr would still be streaming with justin almost every week lol. (i think justin has stopped streaming and maybe doesn't even do much gaming-wise anymore, which may have been the main way they kept in touch tbh. like, many such cases for the men i know in my life lol)

and now they're at the point where they have so much else going on, that even though they love each other, the constant conversation and all that isn't as present. (and ja'marr has kind of made it clear that that started on justin's end. like, ohhh he doesn't text me back blah blah blah, however true that is 🤔). and i feel like, even though ja'marr probably understands, that had to have hurt. again he values his friends so much and is at his best mentally, emotionally, and athletically when he's around them!!! i wonder if that taught him something about like, "if i want to keep these people i love in my life as much as possible, i need them to stay on my team. justin went to a different team and something that was so beautiful and important to me changed. i can't have that for tee. i can't have that for joe. we need to figure something out" which like, could absolutely be me digging depth into something that isn't there but at the same time it makes sense motivationally for me!!! like did he sob on his agent's shoulder one night about how much he missed justin and how he couldn't stand the thought of that happening with tee (I WANT TO PLAY WITH HIM FOR ETERNITY!!!) and the agent was like, hey, we can do something about this actually! send me his info!

[namazunomegami]

Lord of the Flies, Gluttonous Queen, Prince of Filth, Prince of Decay, Goddess of Ekron, Lord of Slander, Queen of Pestilence and Famine, The Rotting One

I Solomon said unto him: “Beelzeboul what is thy employment?” And (s)he answered me: “I destroy kings. I ally myself with foreign tyrants. And my own demons I set on to men, in order that the latter may believe in them and be lost. And the chosen servants of God, priests, and faithful men, I excite unto desires for wicked sins, and evil heresies, and lawless deeds; and they obey me, and I bear them on to destruction. And I inspire men with envy, and desire for murder, and for wars, and sodomy, and other evil things. And I will destroy the world.” - The Testament of Solomon

[pynkhues]

Armand brought up Lestat in that fight so many times, I can feel his obsession.

What gets me is both Louis and Armand calling the other (and Claudia!) Lestat when they want a slam dunk in a fight because it's just honestly so funny. Like, come on, guys, you can be (and are) your own flavour of manipulative and insane, you don't need to keep making it about him.

[todayisafridaynight]

Ok but could Mine ever actually bring him to hit his beloved Daigo? Kill him, sure, but hit?

see that's a hard question to ask not because i doubt that mine could hit daigo if he's willing to kill him while he's in a coma, but it's the fact both mine and daigo are considerably really diplomatic men who would just talk out whatever grievances they have with each other and so it's hard for me to imagine any situation where they're kicking the shit out of each other

[ftm-megamind]

discord edaters javid but instead of calling each other kitten they insult the shit out ot one another whenever they play together. im talking "why the fuck would you pick x" "because they're good" "no they aren't idiot" "shut up i always carry your ass"

[brokentoys]

1: despite being a very openly sexual person, eddie is very respectful of people and will not touch them without their consent.

2: fans who joke that the girls are too good/cool to hang around ed, they will directly defend him if they heard that.

[caramellody]

Certified worsties(tm)

Now in color!

[despairforme]

For you ‘pretty’ is an insult and for me it’s a compliment. But I’m right.

❝ What kinda MAN wants 'ta be fuckin' pretty? 'Daz some beta shit. But yeah, yer totally right. Yer 'da pretty one. ❞

[practically-an-x-man]

watching Black Mirror again

thinking about Nosedive and how the only time Lacey ever genuinely smiles is right at the end when she's trading insults/roasts with the man in jail with her

[sweepingtree]

if i have to hear "AY YO!" from any of these kids one more time i'm going to lose it entirely

[theferrymansshadow]

Good to see morbid humor is alive and well

bro these reviews on the controller