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Listen to me when I say, @despairforme creates the most beautiful OCs ???? Like look at this boy??? HOW COULD I NOT DRAW HIM >>

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GRAHHHH HAPPY BIRTHDAY WHAT DO YOU WANT I HAVE 10 MILLION DOLLARS NNOI MY SWEET

NNOITRA'S BIRTHDAY ( 11 / 11 ) .

10 Million, huh? He assumed that was a lot. It sounded like a lot. So that meant he could get whatever he wanted? That excited him for a moment, before he realized that he didn't have a clue WHAT he wanted. He paused. Thought about it. He quickly decided he wasn't going to get deep here. Not wish for something meaningful. Not that anything meaningful could be bought anyway ( oh, jeez, now who was getting fucking philosophical? He was gonna puke ) .

❝ Bring me as much food as that money will buy! I want sweets, treats, pastries, candy!! Oh, 'n meat. ❞ Keep it simple, and - not at all humble.

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"An adult pocky party with Tesla" sounds like a double entendre XD

❝ 'N who says it wasn't? ❞

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I just realized that the double moons used for bisexual symbolism called the "bi moons" look exactly like nnoitras weapon lmao: ☽☾

❝ I sure as shit hope my weapon 's got a cooler symbolism than that. ❞ But, that being said, he is, indeed, bisexual.

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How weak can someone be 'n still SURVIVE?

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alright, alright. trying to group presents didn't seem popular—that's fine. this was at least one person Lyric was confident they could pick a suitable gift for, mostly because he had an interest that was difficult to go wrong on: something edible.

It's better not to ask too many questions about how they get these things. The likely option is they looked at someone with wide shiny lizard eyes until they caved and did the errand for them. But they do appear with the sacrificial offering birthday present in hand!

It's a colorful assortment of jelly candies in various rich fruit flavors, sweet and tart and sour, made to look like types of gemstone! Actual edible rocks! As opposed to non edible rocks, which they were told not to enable eating again.

As usual, Lyric stands just a bit further away than could be considered close enough for casual conversation. He was tall enough it shouldn't matter.

"... Happy birthday, Mr. Nnoitra."

NNOITRA'S BIRTHDAY ( 11 / 11 ) .

Really, his birthday was no big deal. Considering how old he was, it would be pretty weird to make an occasion out of it. Best case scenario, he'd get some good food. Maybe a couple of treats.

Lyric approached him, and Nnoitra thought this already seemed promising. They'd talked about getting one gift for all of the Nnoitra(s) to share. Well - he was not so keen on fucking SHARING his treats! He was known to be greedy.

He was handed an assortment of something that looked like --- rocks? Gemstones? Nnoitra was about to ask: what kinda fuckin' useless gift is this? But then - he could smell the sugary scent. Oh! These weren't rocks! They were candy! This brought a sparkle to his eye, mouth widening until teeth peeked out. He picked up a wannabe-rock, and popped it in his mouth. Surprisingly - the texture was not as crunchy as he'd thought. Rather - it was squishy and chewy. He ate some more, while he nodded slowly, as if to show he was approving of the gift.

❝ Ya know how 'ta find good snacks! ❞ That was his way of saying thanks.

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I just know Nel's jealous of his nails cuz like holy shit SIR is serving nnoiCUNTra

❝ Ya gonna gimme fuckin' shit 'bout my NAILS too? Fuckin' CHRIST I can't catch a fuckin' break. ❞ Great, now he has to cut his nails. Or maybe rip them off. Fuck his life.

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Hurt his head by thinking too hard. The question he tried to answer was: If he bites his tongue, what will break first, his tongue (hierro) or his teeth??

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❝ But I'm fuckin' DEAD! ❞ (positive)

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“Happy Birthdayyyy!!!” Kisumi planted a kiss on his cheek. “Let’s go out to the bars and see how many free shots we can get when we tell people it’s your birthday!” He couldn’t help but grin.

NNOITRA'S BIRTHDAY ( 11 / 11 ) .

Oh. It had been a good while since he'd received a kiss - even one on the cheek. Hugs, sure, his female friends actually hugged him a lot ( which he'd never get used to ) - but kisses? Nope. Maybe because they couldn't reach. Kisumi was a decently tall guy, but even he could barely reach, so the kiss would almost be closer to Nnoitra's jaw than his cheek. Despite Kisumi obviously having to stand on his tip-toes.

Nnoitra was so surprised by the affection that it took him a moment to catch up to what the other was saying. When he did - he eventually grinned, switching out his surprised look for flashed teeth.

HELL YEAH, this was exactly the sort of celebration he'd like! This guy sure as shit knew what was up. Getting free drinks was perfect. Nnoitra actually rarely drank in public, since he didn't like being intoxicated and thus ( maybe ) giving someone the opportunity to come at him. Buuuut, what if he just put his paranoia aside for a bit? It wasn't like he needed to get DRUNK anyway. Kisumi could lighten the load by taking some of the free drinks they'd get.

❝ Fuck yeah. ❞ Nnoitra nodded eagerly. He knew where they should go as well. Since he walked around so much, he was familiar with the different areas of the city. They should head to where the density of bars was greatest. Bar-hopping on his birthday? He actually didn't think he'd done that before. ❝ I know where the best bars are at. ❞

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[ I just want to say thank you so much to everyone who took the time to send Nnoitra a birthday ask yesterday! It was super sweet of you and I had a blast! ;O;// I still have some asks that I got after I went to bed but I will try to get to those today! Thank you for making writing Nnoitra so lovely. I truly love it here! uvu// ]

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Climbs into his lap, "Should we celebrate?"

NNOITRA'S BIRTHDAY ( 11 / 11 ) .

Oh, hell yeah. This is the sort of celebration he can get behind. He squeezes his mirror's thighs. ❝ Let's celebrate by fillin' ya up, pretty boy. ~ ❞

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Tesla had absolutely NO IDEA when his neighbor's birthday was, actually. He'd never asked, and Nnoitra only learned his own birthday by chance at the mail boxes of their building.

Tesla hadn't thought anything of it, really, but walking past him in the hall, today, he felt drawn to offer him something. Just to be a good neighbor, of course. He looks down at the tinfoil container and plastic bag in his hands.

"...Hey. Nnoitra. Take this stuff. It's chocolate and vanilla cannoli, and some beef jerky. My mother and I made them over the weekend while I was visiting, but maybe you can enjoy the rest of these."

He doesn't really give him a choice, placing the items in his hands and walking away.

"Have a good one...!"

NNOITRA'S BIRTHDAY ( 11 / 11 ) .

After actually getting some gifts, Nnoitra DID feel better about today. Now, he was almost going out willingly, and not forcing himself. Well - maybe he was forcing himself a bit, but hey. A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do. He'd knew he'd feel like absolute horse-shit if he spent his birthday just laying on the couch watching youtube. He'd found an event for today that he was going to go to. Apparently, his birthday was also pocky-day, and a night-club was holding a "pocky day"-event. Sounded weird as hell to him, so why the fuck not. People really made events out of anything these days.

He was on his way out, but in the hallway, he ran into his neighbour. Tesla. Nnoitra just gave him a small nod, cocking his head back in greeting as they passed each other, but Tesla stopped him. Before he knew it, a bag was being shoved at him. He took it, surprised at the sudden gift. He was fucking SOLD at the words "chocolate vanilla". He cracked a grin.

❝ Spendin' the weekend with parents, huh? Wanna come party with me? I'm goin' out. ❞ He'd just have to pop back into the apartment to put this bag down, and yeah, if Tesla wanted to come with him, he'd give him a few minutes to get ready. Luckily Tesla wasn't a girl, so he shouldn't need much time. Why did he invite him along? Mah, he was feeling inspired to be social. Not to mention it was much better to show up to a club with a wingman.

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"Happy birthday, Nnoitra-nii-san!" She's holding up a Mantis plush as big as her arm with a yellow bow. Yes, it was wonky and out of place with a few threads, but the stuffing was perfect! And she knitted it! She's proud of herself!

NNOITRA'S BIRTHDAY ( 11 / 11 ) .

His expression was unmistakably a question mark. He looked at the soft-looking thing she was holding up towards him. With the "happy birthday", he understood that it was a birthday present, so he accepted it without fuss. It really was soft. Knitted, or something ( he literally knew nothing about this sort of thing ). It took him a moment before he ( maybe ? ) understood what it was. It was totally a grasshopper! Like, a cricket! Or something like that! An insect for sure. Maybe because he liked eating them? Was that where the inspiration came from? It really looked like shit. Nobody would actually sell this sort of thing, so Nnoitra was 99% sure it was homemade. He better not be an asshole about it, or Sasaharu would get pissed off. He wasn't good at receiving gifts, and definitely not gifts like these. Something he didn't want or need. He looked at the yellow bow, wondering why an insect would wear one.

❝ Thanks. ❞ He eventually said, the word foreign to him. ❝ Did ya make it? ❞ Even though he didn't know what he was supposed to do with the gifts, he still appreciated the gesture of actually GETTING a gift. The fact that he DID have people in his life who cared enough about him to remember his birthday... It was not a given by any means. Maybe he felt just a tiny bit lucky in this moment.