#they’re soulmates okay

[valewritessss]

“In another life maybe Percy would’ve ended up with—“ You guys don’t understand, in EVERY SINGLE UNIVERSE, Percy and Annabeth will find each other.

[blossoms-phan]

many people are afraid to be real lovers. dan and phil are not

[z0mbiew00d]

Southlands polycule but noones really sure who’s in the polycule and who isn’t

[ralpher]

“post island jalph would never happen” “ralph would never forgive jack” “jack wouldn’t ever change” “the relationship would be unhealthy and toxic”

exactly <3

[shima-draws]

Currently in the middle of reading a Lawlu soulmate fic and it’s SUPER cute so far but the best thing is that Law is also Cora’s (platonic) soulmate, and Cora’s got the ‘You won’t see in color until you meet your soulmate’ kind of bond. Except it fluctuates depending on Law’s health, and Law runs purely on caffeine and spite, so Cora will text him being like “Hey. For some strange reason I currently cannot see the color red. Would you happen to know anything about that” and Law is just like “Uhhh. No??” and Cora’s like “Law I swear to GOD you’d better stop pulling all nighters do not make me come over there” LMAO

[rottenaero]

The parallels between Ronance and Steddie are crazy. Here’s two nerds that were on opposite ends,, one considered a priss and the other a band geek, who finally learn that you can’t know it all from a reputation. Then, with Steddie, you get a Jock and a super-senior metalhead who would've had no business hanging out with eachother.

Both hear praises of the other by mutual friends(Steve for Ronance, Dustin for Steddie)

And then, they finally meet for real and they're hesitant, but then they learn from one instance(The library and actually believing this light in the dark lead,, The drop of the oar instead of fighting) That they aren’t what they were made out to be.

And then,, of course Robin and Eddie trying to fix their relationship issues. Except,, with this Robin was trying to get Nance to open up with her problems, and Eddie was trying to push Steve to get back with Nancy.

Also theres like,, NO WAY they did those walking scenes without meaning for them to be parallels(If anything happens with Ronance next season then that basically makes Steddie canon hahah jkjk unless)

[apollofart]

GIMME A GROVERCY HEADCANON RN!!

OR ELSE...

Gotchu king…

- they make little flower rings and flower crowns for eachother

- Percy decorates Grover’s horns

- He also combs Grover. Hind legs and all.

- Grover takes bites of Percy’s food when he isn’t looking. Percy knows but acts like he doesn’t. They can probably see right through each other due to the empathy link, but continue their little antics nonetheless.

- Some of Percy’s antics include sticking the fruit stickers onto Grover when he isn’t looking. Grover finds it endearing because he gets to eat them.

- Grover is canonically a morning person, and Percy is not. So everytime Grover wakes up, he must take the initiative and lovingly clean the drool off of Percy’s face prior to his awakening.

- Percy always lets Grover gnaw on him. Not in an inherently sexual way, but because they are both just chill guys who lowkey don’t gaf /ref (+ he doesn’t want Grover to pick at his horns)

while on that topic, let me entice you with a Percy quote from Chalice of the Gods: “I had learned to keep my hands away from him [Grover] when he was in grazing mode or he might have started gnawing on my fingers.”

- they own the infamous strawberry cups from Nana

- Percy often comes home to stray animals in the house, attributable to Grover.

- Both of their love languages are physical touch (they are always holding hands on their walks!!)

- They’ll use the most platonic terms of endearment and then giggle at each other because of how ironic it is now

- Percy teaches Grover how to swim and skateboard whilst Grover just clutches onto him for dear life.

- They go to the park and jointly hog the seesaw

- Grover is constantly apologizing for accidentally bleating or flicking his tongue at Percy during a kiss because those are typical acts of courtship/affection for a goat skdjejdkdksk

- On the off chance that they are able to play Minecraft together, Percy is the miner, and Grover is the builder. Although since Grover isn’t necessarily adept in the architecture department, (looks at annabeth) he would likely end up reconciling with Nature while Percy endures the horrors. Either that or he is actively enduring the horrors with Percy.

- Percy will often carry Grover bridal style (joke intended) and gives him piggyback rides.

- Percy introduced Grover to WALL-E and ended up having to console him because he was bawling for a decent chunk of the movie.

- Since Grover grew up at camp half blood, I would *assume* that he wasn’t really presented with resources to intricately manage his curly hair. So, like, I will also assume that in some universe it was up to Percy to help him with that.

- Satyrs are expected to be with nymphs, I think; they’re almost always depicted to be romantically inclined with them. (Dionysus and Ampelos being the exception, but you don’t see that often—feel free to correct me) Grover kind of alludes to this in Chalice of the Gods when Percy mentions Juniper’s jealousy toward Blanche:

“‘But ... Blanche is a demigod. I would never—‘ He [Grover] swallowed.”

This sort of pressure and doubt would allow for a lot of reassuring moments from Percy in which he makes sure Grover knows it is okay to love!!! His feelings are valid!!! Even if it’s not exactly considered “natural.” Even if there might be some restrictions. Percy CAN and WILL adore his funny little satyr guy—and pursue him romantically—and he will shout from the rooftops to get that point across!!

Anyways. thank you Anonymous for this opportunity. Teehee.

[somebluemelodies]

okay but like… if spiderbit did know each other as kids, there’s such a painful irony in q!Cellbit telling q!Roier in his vows that as soon as he saw his smile, he knew he wouldn’t forget it

head in fucking hands bro IMAGINE

[inkyboyo]

i am falling to my knees. i’m sobbing. throwing up. screaming. shaking. crying. throwing up again.

[globoxx]

Regardless of personal opinion or how you view certain ships, I feel like this influx of “oh men can’t be friends now???” and the whole “Oh their bond is SO strong it exceeds romance!!!” views are getting tiring. Does two men being in genuine romantic love make these people THAT uncomfortable?

Is it only fun to write queer men in a jokingly sexual way that lacks any tenderness and sincerity? Sure Deadpool can make innuendos and leer at men like Colossus and Wolverine but to be in love with a man like he is with Vanessa - is that possible? If he was given a boyfriend would the fans get uncomfortable because now it’s not just a joke?

I feel these shows/movies/etc want their rainbow cake and to eat it too when it comes to men’s queerness. The comedies want their gay jokes but don’t want to commit to anything substantial and the dramas want to pretend to be profound by having the men they’ve written to pine and yearn for one another be simply “more than romantic” despite knowing that if you genderbent one of them they’d be together without question.

[thestobingirlie]

go top 5 stobickancy hcs :3

i cannot, in good conscience, talk about stobickancy without first reccing the wine of life.

alright!!

nancy thinks she and vickie are the only sane ones within stobickancy, but vickie thinks nancy is a crazygirl (said with love).

every single time they go on holiday, someone gets banned from something. a bar. a hotel. a country. a skydiving business (nancy pushed robin out the plane (she maintains it was accidental and Not because robin was taking too long)).

stancy are the most competitive duo within the group, where rockie are more in it to have fun. but when stobin and vickancy are paired together, it’s a fight to the death.

nancy regularly still goes to gun ranges (especially when she’s had a stressful day at work). vickie is the most likely to go with her (she grew up in a gun family), then steve, then robin. robin the least because she once almost shot another person at a gun range and was banned for life :(

steve and vickie share their music tastes, so they go to concerts together a lot. ronancy came with them a few times, but got bored and left to find a food truck and then go home like half way through. it took them five hours to realise they’d taken the only car.

[dilfmobius]

okay but the fact that one of mobius’s aliases is mr. tesseract has me foaming at the mouth!!!

[pineconnie]

that new epic musical song as desert duo in the diff life series WHO SAID THATTTTTTT

[lokiiied]

i WILL be writing evervale smut bc those two should have had nasty gay hate sex but SOMEONE was a coward and left that chapter out…

[foggysirens]

a lot of the time when i think about dinluke and the dynamic that makes their relationship so special i always end up coming back to the idea of reaching out and finally having someone reach back. a call and a response. because din and like are two characters who always have a lot to lose and do- they lose those they care about time and time again. they lose battles and loves and entire planets. they call for help only to make matters worse. the win just to be alone again. and from there- from these vastly different yet achingly similar places of grief and duty they find solace in their work and religions and in the solitary paths they clear for themselves. bittersweet but not awful. fulfilling but nothing deep and exciting and worthwhile like what they once had. because there is no use in building something when chances are it will be torn down again. but then something changes. they meet and it’s not love at first sight. it’s professional, stilted conversations tinged with more pain and misunderstandings still. it’s the slow growing comfort and companionship. it’s the sudden realization that the other half of their soul has been found. that when trouble strikes, when bloodshed and battle inevitably end up on their doorstep- there will be no loss, no more choices, no leaving afterwards without the promise of coming back. just the steadfast and sure understanding that din and luke are a team. they have each other. and it’s messy and they fight and they see the world in their own ways- but it’s done together. two hands finding one another in the dark. searching and finding. an anchor. home. they hold onto each other, time and space and distance aren’t things that matter. they don’t let go.

[percystarz]

they’re literally boyfriends