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#their eye f*cking was insane#glee#blaine anderson#sebastian smythe#seblaine#ao3#tv shows#gleek#they’re endgame guys trust me#they get together in season 3 at dalton#bfs#every breath you take#ships#fandom ships
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the problem with a lot Generic Het Pairings isnt that they’re straight, it’s that the fact that they’re straight-passing means the writers use that as an excuse not to do anything interesting with them because the romantic angle is a given so who’s going to waste time exploring why these two would actually get together
#this is about desmond & lucy btw. to be clear.#THEIR ORIGINAL ‘ROMANCE’ PLAN IS SO BAD AND SHIT AND BORING AND GOD IM GLAD IT NEVER HAPPENED#her dying is also bad and shit BUT. thank god they didnt make her the eve to Repopulate The Human Race With Desmond. that’s so much worse#anyway if they’re going to be together its because they have had the world’s worst life experiences in parallel and need to get through this#together. not just because they are Guy and Lady in the same proximity.#(although im me so if i was writing it i dont even think id go romance endgame im going to qpr them. again. i do this.)#but if it was. in the universe where lucy lives.#it’s desmond who has enough of clay’s memories in his head to Know but who still trusts her. despite it.#she is a traitor and the assassins have good reason not to trust her because of that. but he’s desmond first and an assassin second. and#desmond *trusts* her. she hasn’t earned this. he does anyway. (he is ignoring how much of this is guilt over nearly killing her.)#and it’s lucy who is going to be recovering from that wound for a long time. who has been uncovered as a spy in the meantime while desmond#was in a coma and is having to reexperience the same sudden isolation she did when she was 17 because william miles cuts her off.#they won’t let her die. but they won’t let her be a part of them anymore. and the only reason she even gets to see desmond while he’s out#is because rebecca is Bad at rules and maybe everything lucy ever said to her was a lie but. she deserves to see desmond. if she cared about#him at all for real. and when desmond recovers he doesn’t cut her off too. i think that’s everything. to both of them.#deslucy endgame platonic or romantic to me is them realizing this whole game is being played at their expense and over their heads and they#need to rely on each other. or else they’re not making it out alive. especially if they’re turned on each other again.#i should have an ac tag
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I just think it would be neat if when Will’s powers are revealed (I feel so confidently about him having some kind of power aha) in S5, we get some interesting contrasts from Mike.
Like Mike definitely admires and places El on this pedestal for her “superpowers” and refers to her as super man and a superhero quite a bit, which is where his insecurities come from. He feels so inferior to her.
But with Will’s powers, I’d love a little moment where Mike connects to him in a really different way! Maybe referring to him as “a real life cleric!”. Will would be (understandably) terrified of what’s happening and confused with his powers and Mike could comfort him similar to the super-spy scene in S2, except now he’s a cleric protecting the party instead of a super-spy…
Idk, this is just a random thought that I can’t get out of my head and I’m not very eloquent or articulate rn but I really love this idea and I hope you know what I’m talking about aha.
#byler#will byers has powers#cleric will byers#byler endgame#mike wheeler#will byers#stranger things#stranger things s5 speculation#they’re so cnaknxksnw#real life cleradin in s5 trust me#I’m the third duffer brother and I know these things don’t worry guys
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🪨Venture (OW II) x (gn) reader headcanons⛏️
(Start of Romantic Relationship Pt. I Edition!)
(Not my picture!)
(Venture has to be one of the only characters that have made me write this frequently with little to no period of resting before jumping into another post than any other character.)
(Pt. II) (Pt. III)
- Besides the previous jitters they had when they were trying to confess (confession here), they’re so loud and proud about you.
- On the list of subjects they just love to talk about, you’re high on that list.
- They just love you so much you know?
- Spending time with you is the highlight of their day, anywhere, even on the battlefield when they’re getting the shit knocked out of them by Reinhardt.
- On top of that, if the situation allows it, they love to be touching you in some way, whether it be holding hands, placing a hand on your thigh, wrapping their arm around your shoulders, etc.
- They think of you so highly, this does not go away as the relationship between you two progresses, trust.
- Never stops adoring you, and never stops sharing their thoughts with you either. Whether it be about certain types of rocks, artifacts, historical architecture, anything that pops in their brain and they’re in your presence…
- You best believe they’re gonna share it with you first than anyone else.
- Oh and you guys know Rosetta right? Y’all have rock kids together, that’s just fact.
- They all have their own names and their own special spots everywhere in the places you guys reside (together or separately).
- Started collecting them as a monthly anniversary tradition that went off the rails the second they brought one to you.
- You both take some of them to missions together (this is if you guys work together ofc) to gush over them like the proud parents you are.
- Love letters? Love letters, love letters coming from them come in several forms.
- The most common being sticky notes that consist of words of encouragement and flirting that usually has a rock pun in it.
- Like stupidly lame yet equally as cute puns, You can’t tell me they wouldn’t write “Sedimentary rock has got nothing on the many layers of your amazing personality! :D” or “Baby, you rock my world!”
- If they’re in charge of packing your lunch or something, expect notes like this on top of chocolate rocks, gummy worms, orange slices, bag of your favorite chips, and a hoagie sandwich.
- Nothing cooked cause I wouldn’t trust them with a stove.
- They understand if you want to take things slow, but they can’t resist thinking about the future.
- They can’t imagine a life without you in it!
- They’re in this for the endgame, they adore and love you so much, jumping at the chance to show it in any way possible!
(Sorry if this is all over the place, I just have so many ideas to voice about them :))
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Coming Home
Relationship: Luke Alvez x Reader
Fandom: Criminal Minds
Request: No
Warnings: Angst, Descriptions of Violence, Fluff
Word Count: 2,945
Main Masterlist: Here
Criminal Minds Masterlist: Here
Part Two of: That’s My Wife
Summary: It’s a race against the clock in order to get inside and find out where Luke’s wife has gone.
Previously…
“You are just gorgeous. Don’t know how that man ever landed you.” As he grew closer, Theodore raised his gun with his finger on the trigger, and fired.
Bang
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Leonard grabbed his brother’s arm and raised it towards the sky just in time for the bullet to graze her shoulder. He wrangled the gun out of Theodore’s hand. “The hell are you doing man? We need her alive!”
“Maybe you need her alive, but I’m perfectly content in seeing how well agent Alvez copes with the loss of his little wife.” The man tried to make another pass at her, but was stopped once again by his brother.
“We kill her, and we have no chance of getting out of here alive. I mean, we’re already going to have a hard time with you killing that guy, and for someone calling the cops on us before we ever started.” Leonard leveled with his brother.
“The hell you talking about, Leo?” Theodore scoffed.
“The agent on the phone, Rossi, he said that this was the first time we’ve ever been caught. That could only mean that someone tipped them off before we ever got started here.” The two brothers were chest to chest, and toe to toe. They had forgotten about the hostages and the reason they were there.
“Ted didn’t canvas the place properly.” Wulfric suddenly piped up. Both brothers turned to the man who spoke.
“What did you say?” Theodore turned, a dangerous growl in his tone.
“You didn’t canvas properly,” came his reiteration. “You were suppose to take care of this job, because we thought we could trust you to do it right.”
Wulfric stood and left the room to go find Samson, leaving the other two alone.
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“Okay, thanks to Garcia, we have blue prints of the building. There is the main entrance and exit here at the front,” Matt pointed, “but there is one side entrance. It’s a wonder they haven’t even tried to use it yet.”
“What is their endgame?” JJ asked, looking down at the blueprints. Everyone stopped for a second as they processed the woman being there.
“What are you doing here?” Rossi inquired, with his brows arching.
“Heard you guys needed a little extra help so I postponed my vacation by one more day. Will is staying with the boys.” She smiled as she was refocusing on the case.
“Garcia brought me up to speed, but I’m still confused as to how and why they got caught now.” The rest of the team was with her there.
“There was something about the way Leonard reacted when I mentioned that. It was like he was just now realizing that they were stuck.” Rossi mentioned. Spencer held up a hand.
“That could be because he wasn’t thinking about that possibility. He could think they’re too good to be caught.” However, David shook his head.
“No. Get Garcia on. I think I know what went wrong.”
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Luke paced back and forth throughout the room with his arms tucked in. He had not said a word. Emily had stuck him in the mobile command center while the rest of his team was working the case outside. While the air conditioning felt amazing, Alvez was losing his mind thinking about his wife that was stuck in the building. With a slam of a door, Prentiss stepped inside and closed it behind her.
“Have there been any threats made against you recently?” Her tone left no room for nonsense.
“No. Emily, what’s going on? Where is my wife?” Luke pressed, already on edge.
“Luke, answer my question. Have there been any threats made against you or your wife recently?” Once more, she asked. Alvez scrubbed his hands over his face before placing his hands on his hips.
“No. Nothing.” He admitted. His voice was defeated.
“What about anyone watching you?”
“No.”
“Okay,” Prentiss sighed, “what about the trial? You had to go and testify as the arresting agent. Did one of the twins make any threats against you?”
Luke had to pause. It had been so long ago, in time and cases he has worked, that he had pushed it to the back of his mind. Scrubbing his face for what seemed like the hundredth time, he tried to think about the trial. Nothing was coming to his mind the longer he thought about it. Luke pieced together the events of today and tried to search his memory when he finally found it.
“At the trial, when the verdict was read after my testimony, Theodore was screaming at me. He blamed me for them being caught and sentenced. He called my wife by name, and said that he would make me regret it. I didn’t pay it any mind at the time.” The look of revelation on Luke’s face told Emily everything she needed to know.
“Let’s go.” They walked outside and found the rest of the team to clue them in. However, before they could, Prentiss’ phone rang out.
“What have you got Penelope?” She asked, standing around with her team.
“Ma’am, it’s her. They just- they’re, oh god.” Garcia whimpered as whatever she was looking at was happening.
“What’s going on, Garcia? What’s happening to my wife?” Luke demanded, resisting the urge to yank the phone out of his unit chief’s hand.
“Theodore just hit her over the head. They’re taking her somewhere in the bank but I can’t find it.” The woman’s voice was weak as she tried to articulate what was going on.
“That’s it.” Alvez growled. He tried to make for the building, but was held back by Matt and Spencer. It was like they were corralling a wild bull with how much the man was thrashing around.
“Let me go! I need to go in there!” He screamed, but there was no moving the two men holding him back.
“Alvez!” Emily yelled over his protests. Turning around, the agent was panting with rage.
“I said I wouldn’t take you off. Don’t make me do it.” She promised, watching as the man walked off. Prentiss nodded to JJ to go look after him, before she turned back to the team.
“Garcia, you still there? What’s going on inside?” Recentering the rest of the team, Prentiss assumed her role as team leader.
“Yes, I’m still here. I’m trying to gain access to the CCTV cameras outside the bank to see if there is something that I can find.” Furious typing was heard over the line, when David piped up.
“Garcia, is there a camera over the side door of the bank? We know that there is one but we’re wondering why they haven’t used it yet.”
“Um, yeah. Oh, oh no,” she began, “um, so I see Wulfric and Samson transporting something out to a car but they keep going inside. Why would they do that?” Penelope asked confused.
“Because they are wanting Theodore and Leonard to take the fall for the job.” Spencer stated, feeling dread fill his stomach.
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Groups of people sat around the bank as Leonard kept his gun on them. Meanwhile, Theodore was busy beating on Alvez’s wife. The sounds of flesh hitting flesh caused even Leonard to flinch. He turned and saw the woman fall to the floor with bruises already forming on her face.
“Alright, give it a break man.” Leonard pulled his brother off of the woman. She curled in on herself while Theodore panted with a smile on his face.
“Where the hell are Wolf and Shark?” The man looked around as he waited. His brother looked as well, but stopped after a moment.
“They probably found a way for us to get out.” Theodore commented, turning his attention back to the woman on the ground who was still curled in. The phone rang again. This time Theodore answered.
“Hello?”
“Theodore,” David answered, “how are you doing?”
“I’m feeling fine. Can’t say the same for Mrs. Alvez. How is Mr. Alvez by the way?” He teased, keeping his eyes on the woman on the floor.
“For your safety, he is not coming in there. Say, do you know where Samson and Wulfric are?” David asked.
“They’re finding us a way out.” Theodore commented as if it was the most obvious answer in the world.
“Oh, they’re finding a way out alright. I just don’t think you’re a part of their plan.”
“You’re wrong.” He hung up the phone, and walked over to his brother.
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David sighed as the phone hung up yet again, and turned towards Emily. The two senior members of the team had a silent conversation with just their eyes.
“How do you want to play this?” He asked, hands resting on the table beneath the phone box. Prentiss thought for a moment.
“Let’s get Samson and Wulfric the next time they come out. Reid, you and Simmons take care of that. Dave, Tara, we need to find a way to get inside.” With their assignments, everyone took off.
The two men went around the side of the building and saw that the twins had just disappeared back into the building. Waiting for the right time, their firearms were drawn as they assumed their positions. Reid stationed himself behind Matt, who was right in front of the door. It was only a few minutes before the door opened again. Samson and Wulfric stopped dead in their tracks as they saw what was waiting for them.
“Hey boys.” Matt teased, motioning for them to drop to the floor. Samson noticed the other agent behind him, and dropped. His brother followed suit, and the two were swiftly arrested and placed in a car to be taken downtown. After that, the agents made their way back to the rest of the team, and hoped that there was an update. Luke and JJ had joined them again which was a good sign.
“Are the Mitchell’s taken care of?” Emily asked, receiving nods of conformation in return.
“Went down without a fight.” Matt commented, focusing on how to get the rest of the people out.
“So, Theodore is seemingly calling the shots. We need to find a way to get Leonard to get out so we can take his brother down. He’s the main threat to her right now.” The unit chief explained.
“Let me try something.” Luke finally spoke up. Everyone looked towards the man, whose voice was rough with emotion.
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“Where the hell are those two?” Theodore growled as his brother looked around the back of the bank.
“I don’t know. They aren’t here.” Leonard stated. The phone rang again. He stalked over to it and wasted no time in answering.
“What did you do?” He screamed, waiting for Rossi to answer him.
“Hello, Leo. Looking for someone?” It was Luke instead. Leonard stopped as he processed the voice.
“Luke Alvez,” Theodore turned to face his brother in shock. “What can I do for you, mister agent?”
“How about a sign of good faith? Let some of the hostages go.” Luke’s request made Leonard laugh.
“What kind of husband- what kind of man are you? You don’t want to speak to your little wife?” The man leered, confused by the agent’s words.
“I can see that she is okay right now. If you let the hostages go, I’ll come in myself and we can talk.” Leonard held his brother’s eyes while on the phone. He heard the call mute, and then click back on.
“No firearm, no vest. Once you’re in, we’ll let the hostages go.” He hung up the phone, and felt a surge of adrenaline power through him.
“Looks like we’re getting our reunion after all.”
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“Luke, you can’t go in there. We’re not giving them another hostage.” Rossi shut down the notion as Luke was removing his gun and vest.
“If it means getting those innocent people out and away from danger, I’m doing it.” He set down the effects and jogged to the door before his team could stop him. Shouts of his teammates disappeared when he opened up the door and went inside the bank. Once he was in, he could see the carnage. The body of the man from earlier was dragged off to the side at some point, and people were grouped together. Men, women, and children were separated in different parts of the lobby. With hands up, Luke walked further into the building.
“Agent Alvez, how nice of you to join us.” Theodore greeted him, pointing his own pistol towards the agent. He held eye contact before a whimper tore them away. Looking down, Luke saw his wife; beaten, bruised, bloody, and broken. The man noticed his attention had drifted.
“Oh she’ll be fine. Maybe.” He teased, treating it like a big game. Refocusing, Luke found Leonard next to him.
“The hostages need to go. I came in on your terms, now they need to go on mine.” Alvez reasoned as Leonard patted him down. Once he was cleared, he started going to get the groups to their feet and moving them to the front door. Luke kept his eyes on his wife while he heard footsteps leave the building. Knowing that his team had them taken care of made Luke feel better about focusing his attention on what was happening inside.
“Oh I have waited so long for this.” Theodore growled, hauling Luke’s wife to her feet by her hair. The sound made Luke lurch forward to help her, but Leonard grabbed the agent tightly to prevent him from reaching the other two people.
“Now,” Theodore came closer with the woman in tow, ”what to do with you two?”
“Neither one of you care about Samson or Wulfric?” Luke choked out. The arm around his throat relented just a little bit.
“What did you do to them?” Leonard inquired, but Luke just chuckled.
“They’re half way back into the system by now. We caught them about to sneak out a side door without you, and with the money.” The brothers looked at each other, and looked at the agent inquisitively.
“You’re lying.” Theodore breathed out, yanking to woman closer in retaliation.
“No,” Luke rasped, “my team found out who you all are, how you met. I already knew your M.O. so it was just a matter of figuring out that the other two were using your hatred to do bigger and bigger jobs. And just like we took them in, you’ll be going back in.” He struggled against his captor for a moment before relaxing. They would be getting out of this.
“Not going back to jail. Ain’t gonna happen.” Theodore said, shaking his head. From behind him there was movement that Luke caught, only because he was looking for it.
“See unlike you, I know when to take the low road and drop.” Luke’s eyes were on his wife, but he was not sure if she could see with all of her hair in the way.
“You? Low road?” Theodore laughed, ”you won’t take the low road, mister FBI agent. You’re too much of a goody two shoes for that to happen.”
“Let’s put that theory to the test.” Without warning, Luke dropped to his knees and threw Leonard over his shoulder to slam him into the ground.
“FBI! Let the woman go and show us your hands!” JJ yelled, walking in with Emily and Matt next to her. Leonard was busy being wrangled by Luke who was tossed Emily’s cuffs in the scuffle. Once he was apprehended, Theodore was much more willing to give up as his brother kept begging him not to shoot his way out. The Jameson twins were taken outside by Simmons and JJ, while Emily stayed behind to over see her other agent.
As soon as the danger had passed, Luke ran over to his wife and pulled her into his arms. They were both crying and whimpering as they finally got to hold each other after the whole ordeal. Alvez holding Alvez; he kept pressing kisses into her head, before moving her hair out of her face to assess the damage.
“Mi vida. Oh, you’re here.” He whispered, looking at the bruises on her face.
“Hey sugar. Didn’t mean to spend so long at the bank. Kinda got held up with lines.” She rasped, prompting a watery chuckle from Luke.
“Only you would joke like that at a time like this. We gotta get you to an ambulance, corazón.” Standing, Luke gently helped his wife up, careful not to put pressure on any injuries. Emily had already radioed in for an ambulance, and she went to help. However, he was not ready to let go of his wife quite yet. Luke wrapped her arms around his neck and hoisted her into his arms bridal style, and carried her out to meet the EMTs. Before they could leave, Prentiss pulled agent Alvez to the side real quick.
“What you did was reckless, stupid, and you put in danger one of my agents.” She scolded, noticing how there was no trace of apology on his face.
“You did well Luke. Take care of her.” Dismissing her agent, Luke happily climbed in the back of the ambulance and held his wife’s hand the entire way to the hospital.
“How are you feeling, amor?” Luke asked in a hushed tone while he rubbed his thumb over the back of her hand.
“Your memory feels like home to me. So whenever my mind wanders, it always finds its way back to you.” ~ Ranata Suzuki
“Better now that you’re here.” She replied, happily hugging her husband to her until the paramedics made them separate so they could do their jobs.
#rebelliousstories#writing#criminal minds#criminal minds imagine#luke alvez x you#luke alvez x reader#luke alvez#luke alvez imagine#spencer reid#penelope garcia#jennifer jereau#matt simmons#emily prentiss#david rossi#tara lewis
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ok since the last one blew up I figured I would do this again so
TED LASSO EPISODE 3 THOUGHTS:
diversity win! the silly ridiculous welsh man on your favourite football team is gay!
no but in all seriousness the colin storyline is really interesting, I like that they’re kind of playing this storyline as him not being out to the team and maintaining the sort of heteronormative facade that is expected in the very dude bro culture of football BUT without the internalized homophobia element this time which is normally included. like he doesn’t *seem* to be repulsed by his own sexuality in any way and his boyfriend is more than willing to sit with him for a night pretending to be just friends so I really like that they’re a healthy couple who seem to respect each other’s boundaries with sexuality
I also think ultimately, even if he slips up or is tempted to do something with this information, that TRENT WILL DO THE RIGHT THING IN TRENT WE TRUST
rebecca hinting at her psychic appointment and ted appearing immediately WORK WITH ME HERE SOULMATISM also noticed that thigh touch oop-
roy training jamie??? oh this is going to be comedic GOLD
it’s definitely bad that jamie’s right though. like, actually right about something for once???
zava is a much different kind of diva then expecting, in that he’s not so much a diva as he is a cult leader. uhh…. adorable! 😀
also wait MMM THE PSYCHIC TROPE OMG IMA EAT THAT UP EVERY TIME also guys. guys I can already smell the reactions to the green matchbook thing coming from miles away. we don’t need to worry! the matchbook was literally the first thing she mentioned of many things, it in no way means sambecca is endgame so we can all breathe. the family rebecca is a mother to is the AFC richmond family of course!!! and the shite in nining armour is most likely the guy that the whole of england has been calling names since his arrival, mr ted lasso himself!!
also OOH OMG SHE’S PREDICTING THE WATER SCENE WHERE REBECCA’S GOING TO FALL IN and the way she grabs rebecca’s hands when she says “but you’re safe” calling it now that ted will pull her out and make her feel safe sifjsifkskfkd 🥺
michelle dating her former marriage councillor is all kinds of weird and YES, unethical!! thank you to sassy for pointing that out! we love her for it
final comment: sam’s restaurant seems like SUCH a vibe oh my god I’m so proud of my baby for creating a community out of bits of his culture from his home, trying to bring home to england and celebrate with his richmond family ugh his big heart I can’t 😭
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Since I’ve gotten a few questions about my original books and where to find them, I figured I should do an introduction/master post, because I’ve a whole heap of things I do.
I’m a polymath, a pain in the ass, a massive pain
If you’ve enjoyed my Solavellan meta and want to support me, I would be honoured. I’ve just been totally cleaned out by a gruelling and traumatic immigration process (that is ongoing), and honestly *any* support is an enormous help in getting back on my feet so my life in my home can…finally begin.
I’m a fantasy author of over 25 novels across several subgenres, but all of my books have a romantic element or are romances. I’m also an award-winning Gaelic singer and songwriter who has represented Scotland internationally twice and been invited to perform for our parliament’s 25th anniversary celebration.
I’ve been at this a long time, and I keep kind of getting knocked backwards onto my arse and am pretty exhausted! Here’s my erm…life’s work below the jump!
Books
If you want to read my current series as I write it, check out my Patreon! I’m back on my Solavellan bullshit with it: if Lavellan met Solas somehow both as Solas and simultaneously as rebellion-era, peak traumatised Dread Wolf…and had to reconcile those experiences on the fly as her people’s oppressors subject her to impossible trials to steal what remains of their Indigenous magic? Aye, that’s Wilder.
You can follow along for £1 a month on Patreon. It’s going to get very spicy.
My most recent published series is a Solavellan-inspired romantasy trilogy (complete!) that I wrote over the last five years of absolute panic that we wouldn’t get a happy ending.
Complete trilogy!!!
Mutual pining
Souls bound across time and space
Big Dragon Age and Solavellan vibes
Banter!
“We shouldn’t” 👀
Low spice (honestly I kinda regret not making it spicier so might make some erm…bonus scenes at some point)
In KU/ebook and available in bespoke deluxe paperback from my own shopfront
Elven gods and mortals romance episodic series where the gods are being punished by a greater power for being assholes and can only find redemption by winning the heart of their mortal soulmates 😌
Queer-norm world!
Book 1: m/f
Book 2: f/f
Book 3: enby/f
Book 4: m/f
In KU and ebook only; they’re just short lil guys
Complete trilogy!
Spell-induced climate change, one land magically draining the resources from another, and those dead set on righting the wrongs (or making it worse 😳)
Giant sapient bats
Giant cats and those who bond with them and ride them
A land cut off from the world by an ancient curse
Ace rep!!!
Profound friendships and trust
Available in ebook, hardcover, and paperback
Complete quartet!
Lots of snark
My earlier work but I’m still proud of it 🥹
Bi lead, f/f endgame
So many butts
Adorable demon hybrid lads who are very wholesome and also always naked
NANA THE BUNNY, best bunny
Available in ebook, hardcover, and paperback (and audio, narrated by the amazing Amber Benson of Buffy the Vampire Slayer fame—she’s truly an absolute legend 😭!)
Look to the Sun and A Hall of Keys and No Doors are both available in ebook, paperback, hardcover, and audio. Also narrated by the amazing Amber Benson!
Two standalone YAs, both lightly paranormal
Non-binary autistic leads in both
Big themes of surviving and recovering from trauma
Sweet romance in each
Demi/grey ace rep in each
Will is obsessed with Solas just like me lmao
Target of banning in plenty of US states 🙃
Sam got nominated for a Nebula award 🥹
Available in ebook, paperback, hardcover, and audio (Sam is narrated by Allegra Verlezza, and Will by Vico Ortiz—yes, that Vico Ortiz!)
Seonag and the Seawolves: free to read at Reactor Mag!
A Gaelic reimagining of a Green Man tale with a sea-based protector and their wolf guardians. Set in South Uist!
Long listed for a Hugo award 🥹
The Quiet: A tale of a woman who bridges worlds to seek out her lost sister in the face of an ancient threat. Has selkies!
Perchance to Dream: An m/m tale of Sleeping Beauty if the legends didn’t get it quite right and neither Aurora nor Phillip wanted anything to do with one another, beginning from the wake-up kiss
The Quiet and Perchance to Dream are both available in ebook and KU!
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Beyond this, I have a whole series of LitRPG under another name that I’m toying with outing myself about.
Music
I also have a wee EP of demos of my original Gaelic songs and one translation of Once Upon a Dream over on Bandcamp. It’s a pay-what-you-want dealio!
Art
You may have seen my lil Solavellan art going around! You can get it on a T-shirt in my shop, along with other wee bits and bobs I’ve painted.
And, of course, if you want to just read my Solavellan long fic, you can do that here. 💕
#my work#romantasy#fantasy romance#urban fantasy#Solavellan#elf romance#my original fiction#ayala storme#Stonebreaker#Aurora’s rift#book tumblr#romantasy books#completed series#Solavellan inspired books#gods and mortals romance#waters aeon#Emmie Mears#the many half-lived lives of Sam Sylvester#the evolving truth of ever-stronger Will#Maya MacGregor#Sylvie Greenhart
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High its been a while im always wondering how people will handle bloom's and sky's relationship especially on sky's side so i wanted to know how your gonna do it
Hi again Seth @seth-the-whalelord!! Thank you for being interested :)c
Big blab ahead:
Sky is so hard for me because im trying not to let the residual haterism from my childhood keep me from writing him a good arc. There’s not a lack of criticism for him in the fandom so I won’t beat a dead horse. Honestly the bones of the story are there - he fucks up plenty, and he causes some good conflict and story drama, I honestly think the story just needs to follow through.
A lot gets fixed by just……..working on Bloom and Sky being friends? In general I have beef with how aggressively paired off everyone in the winx/specialist groups are and I think its a bit ridiculous how it seems at times like they don’t have friendships with each other outside their significant others. With a cast as huge as Winx has, communicating a group dynamic is SO important to combat it feeling bloated.
I think a big Sky problem to me is, he does some things that we see are short sighted/ hurtful to Bloom, but its like…I feel like when he’s not doing something that we (fandom) is booing at him for he’s also not doing anything that interesting? When Riven does something that sucks the story makes sure you know it, everyone says it sucks, the narrative knows it sucks. But he’s arguably the Specialist who has the biggest story beats, and that’s memorable. I think it really does not help Sky in any of our memories that the main things he does in early seasons are when he ditches bloom when he sees the fake prophecy from the trix, and that he dated her while neglecting to say anything about his arranged marriage, and that it doesn’t REALLY feel like he made any changes or did any growth about these things.
So a lot of what Bloom and Sky have going on for me are[loose vibe outline]: they mutually crush on each other early on, but they don’t really know each other. I like to imagine they’re both the bantery-y type so they have a lot of fast paced clever exchanges. They have the idea of someone, and of course that isn’t a stable thing to have a relationship based on - they wind up hurting each other because that’s what happens when you date the idea of someone in your head. They would spend MOST of the story not actually together, but they’re very important for each others arcs
My Bloom had a much more defined misfit weirdo vibe growing up, so some of what she deals with in gaining this group of friends is these underlying trust issues she has. She very much is ‘hot and cold’ - goes from being impulsively smitten with Sky before she knows him that well to thinking the worst of him once she thinks that he’s purposefully fucking with her feelings.
Meanwhile Sky really wants to be seen as Normal and likes Bloom because he sees her as a down to earth girl. However he needs to actually look at himself and realize that the way he was raised and the privileges he has /do/ affect his perspectives and how he acts, and he has to own up to that. a lot of the time because hot-headed Bloom will call him out on it. And being okay with the fact that the charming ‘normal’ girl he likes actually has a lot going on that takes priority over him!!
Sky starts out defensive but comes to really value the person Bloom pushes him to be. He likes her because of her fiery passion and ability to stand up for what she believes, something Sky would be envious of. Meanwhile Bloom, ever the escapist, learns she'd rather know him, a guy who has worked hard to gain humility and be a better person, and a friend who will stand by her even at her worst, than just the rakish knight in shining armor she took him for. I have this idea of doing something with the relationships where im not defining every endgame ship… my goal is that Sky is definitely written as one of Blooms primary potential romantic interests, and they have chemistry and growth together such that you can easily imagine them together by the end of the series/story, but I’m not actually making anything set in stone official.. so u know ppl can do what they want….
#winx#winx club#winx bloom#winx sky#winx rewrite#i actually dont know what the ship tag is??#asks#seth-the-whalelord
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I don’t understand why Zutara shippers are so obsessed with hating Aang (or Kataang).
I understand they wish Zutara was canon, and that’s perfectly valid. I get why people ship it, and even though a good chunk of the toxic side of the ZK fandom say some pretty racist stuff, the ship is harmless. But the hate is vitriolic. You got to people like the-badger-mole, sokkastyles, longing-for-rain and they spend more time whining about Aang and his relationship with Katara than they talk about Zutara. They say the most objectively untrue stuff about Aang, Katara and Zuko as if making false claims about these characters is the only way to make their ship look good.
For example:
“Zuko did some bad things throughout the show, but Aang is worse because he never supported Katara and sexuality assaulted her. Not to mention Katara never had feelings for Aang, he was practically her son that she had to take care of”.
What ZKs actually sound like:
“Zuko did some bad things throughout the show, so we have to make Aang look worse by comparison to ensure that Zuko is a better match for Katara, despite his own problems, because surely a poorly timed kiss is the same is sexual assault. We falsely believe Aang never supported Katara because he didn’t agree with her seeking vengeance of the person who killed her mom, unlike Zuko who helped her out, meaning that one single episode must mean he’s the only one who supports Katara. Lastly, we have to find a way to make Katara’s obvious affection for Aang problematic, so let’s blow her motherly traits way out of proportion and say that any time she shows Aang affection, it’s a mom coddling her toddler, and yes Aang is a toddler because he’s BALD. So what that they kissed, they’re a mother and child. Also Katara emotionally supporting Aang is bad, she actually hates it. Dude trust me”.
They reason I bring this up is because I don’t understand why they have to be so bitter, it just makes them look pathetic that these people, some fully grown adults are so butthurt about a non-canon pairing from a 20 year old cartoon. Their media-illiterate ramblings don’t prove Aang and Katara are a bad couple, they just make it painfully obvious to anyone with a brain that these types of pathetic ZKs are just seething and coping.
Sure, you might say “I’m not one to talk” seeing as Kataang is canon, but let me tell you, I have my fair share of non-canon ships that I love.
I love Ichigo X Rukia, I think they have great chemistry and strong bond, I wish they were endgame, they felt like the heart and soul of Bleach. But I don’t hate Orihime, such a sweetheart (plus she gave us the Leekspin meme) her and Ichigo are cute, I just think Ichigo and Rukia are better.
I love Black Widow X Captain America from The MCU, they would’ve been a cute couple, they had good chemistry, they kissed for corn’s sake. I don’t care that much for Steve X Peggy, they’re kinda cute, but whatever, although I do really like Captain America’s ending. I don’t like Nat X Bruce, seeing as it came out of nowhere, but whatever, it didn’t last long anyway and I have nothing against either character.
If anything I’m more prone to getting annoyed when a beloved canon couple are broken up, all the build up thrown away and replaced with another character whom has less chemistry with the original. Case in point, Haley and Andy from Modern Family, they were so cute, they had great chemistry and there was so much build up, only for Andy to leave in the season where he and Haley become a couple. Then later Haley and her initial on again off again guy Dylan get together and I gotta say, I don’t like it. But I have nothing against the character, Dylan’s a sweet guy who genuinely loves Haley and matured a lot, and they’re in no way a bad or unhealthy couple, there are people who genuinely like them as a couple too. I do think Haley’s character was kinda done dirty, but that had absolutely nothing to do with what guy she ended up with.
The moral of this story is, you can like a non-canon ship and even dislike a canon ship without making up ridiculous reasons why and acting like a spoiled entitled brat like the vocal minority of ZeeK freaks from the the toxic side of the fandom.
#anti zutara#anti zutara stans#anti zutara shippers#pro kataang#a:tla#atla fandom problems#atla fandom critical#ichigo x rukia#steve x natasha#romanogers#haley x andy#modern family
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LBSC Lukanette Month - September 2024
Welcome to LBSC Lukanette Month 2024! If you're in a hurry, skip on down to the prompt list below, but be sure to check out the rest of the post for information about where and how to post for maximum visibility. Just to be clear, even though we call it LBSC Lukanette month, ANYONE can participate. There's no membership card and you don't have to join the discord or follow the blog.
You will notice we have many more than 30 prompts here - because there's no such thing as too many prompts. This way you can pick and choose which ones speak to you. As with all of our events, the rules are quite laid back (although we do have some hard and fast rules at the bottom of the post regarding the type of content). You may fill as many or as few prompts as you like, as often as you like, in whatever order you like, in whatever format you like (sprint, minific, 30 chapter epic, whatever makes you happy). Our official event dates are September 1 through September 30, but if you post outside of those dates, we'll still reblog. If you're inspired to write something that you wouldn't otherwise have written, our goals are met, so don't fret about the rules - unless rules inspire you, in which case, take the first 30 or the last 30 prompts and write one prompt every day.
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Blue
Pink
Blackout
Locked In
Getaway/Vacation/Road Trip
Out of Town
Street/Craft Fair
Laundry Snuggles
New Pet
A: says something stupid B: laughing "Shut up. I love you."
Broken chair
Big Changes/Little Changes
City Walks
Streetlamp
Music
Shipwrecked
Memory loss
Bonfire
Thief
Headphone
Escape
Dorm
Myth
Planetarium
Change
Voice
Opposite
Improvise
Complications
Fancy Dress
Silly Costumes
Stars
Scales
Compass
Rhythm
Lightning/Spark
Mischief
Notebook
Melody
Secrets/Surprises
"Do you trust me?"
"I can't believe our first date ended in the emergency room."
"Why do I feel like you enjoy getting yourself into danger?"
"Are you okay?" "That was really attractive."
"You're a terrible liar." "I don't know what you mean." "You're smiling."
"I missed my chance once. I won't miss it again."
Rooftop
Free fall
Fate
Concert
Bridge
Piercing
"It‘s not what it looks like!"
"I already take care of 18 little guys so what‘s one more?"
"Is that my hoodie?"
Ink
Fortune
Famous
Panda
"Love is a choice, and I've made mine."
"Look, I know I don't deserve a second chance. But I'm hoping you'll let me have one anyway."
Unexpected
Stage fright
Nail polish
First tattoo/piercing
Secrets
Promises
Learning to drive/ride a bike
Airport
Luggage
Regret
The Rest of the Rules:
NSFW responses are permitted but characters must be 18 or older and the fic should be tagged accordingly. This is a Lukanette blog and a Lukanette event, so while Lukanette does not need to be the main ship, it needs to at least be included or referenced and considered endgame (in other words, they don’t have to be together by the end of your work, but the intent is that they’re headed in that direction, and if they're not, it's a tragedy, not The Best Thing For Everybody). The decision about what qualifies for reblog rests solely with the LBSC moderators. If a piece hasn’t been reblogged within a couple of days, either the mods felt the piece didn’t meet the criteria or it was simply missed; you are welcome to reach out in the asks to inquire which.
#lukanette#endgame lukanette#lukanette endgame#luka couffaine#marinette dupain cheng#pro lukamari#lukanette event#long post#event: lbsc lukanette month september 2024
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part 16 of season 2, episode 17 continued “a dark reflection” Maia and Simon are officially together together
243. it’s so crazy how shadowhunters are okay with sending out their young children to die
244. I feel for Izzy because all she wants to do is protect her little brother
245. I know max is just a kid and I know he wants to show everyone he’s capable of being a fine warrior but what did he think would happen once he tracked jonathon????? HE IS A DEMON MORE POWERFUL THAN YOU. he should’ve had some backup plan at least to call Alec and Izzy
246. Maia and Simon are officially together together 🥹
247. Maia and Simon leftover gifs
248. I really did forget this part for max
249. it was a little more than a broken heart
250. it’s more the guy I thought I could trust has insane jealousy and then made me a werewolf because he couldn’t control himself and now I live this way
I hate how in the books they try to make Maia forgive Jordan and a little on the show too. HE ABUSED HER. I know what it’s like to be abused and now have conditions permanently because of if. it’s not the same as being a werewolf but I didn’t ask to be sick or to have my life completely altered without my consent
251. I’m so happy they’re together even if it’s short lived 🥺🥹 I think it’s great for Simon to be with someone who puts him first and understands him. it’s also great for Maia to have someone who supports her and treats her right. I think if anyone should be endgame for either of them, they should have ended together. I love Izzy but she and Simon are better off as friends and their romantic relationship isn’t developed
252. “she knew what she was doing”- jace talking about dot. because it’s alright with him if everyone dies for clary. man I’m so glad we had a short break from this bloody nonsense because I’m already over it
253. Max: I told y’all I’m an excellent tracker
254. Max: I’ve solved the riddle
255. poor max is so proud of his work but it’s almost going to cost him but also can we talk about how great it is that they didn’t kill max off??????
I have to do some of the bonus/forgot/any gifs I excluded that may be two parts but I want to get everything in one part and then off to 2x18
#anti cassandra clare#anti cc#just my stupid opinions#alec lightwood#magnus bane#shadowhunters tv#show alec is superior#show magnus is superior#show malec is superior#shadowhunter show is superior#Max you’re going to get killed#show izzy is superior#im so happy Maia and Simon are together now#marking this as 2x17
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One Piece Shipping War - Round 3 Side A
Propaganda under the cut.
Propaganda for Usopp x Kaya:
When we first meet them and see them interact they just act so sweet. There's also a chapter in one of the novels where a guy interested in Kaya asks the old Usopp pirates "what kind of guy does she like?" And all 3 reply "Captain Usopp." Which I think is very cute!
He wanted her to laugh! Help her when she lost her parents because he knew exactly what it felt like! He helped her get better! And she was so heartbroken when it seemed like he was lying to her about Klahadore! Then she was more heartbroken when it turned out he'd told her the truth!
They will also be endgame trust me.
The ship that I would put money on becoming canon at the end of the series. It's very romantic how Usopp would come to see her every day, and how they are both still thinking of each other after so much time apart.
Propaganda for Yamato x Ace:
its daddy issues x daddy issues, both shouldering a legacy both chosen and unchosen, both adoring luffy, and both finding kinship in destruction and freedom and THEYRE CUTE TOGETHER OKAY
They both have father issues.
The “why do you let him chain your heart too?!” Moment mid fight is peak!
What’s better than one himbo? Two himbos!
What’s better than this? guys bein dudes. Two men with daddy issues and incredible destructive capacity. Theyve both got great racks (Yamato even has two sets). The immediate connection. The height difference. The commentary on their fathers’ legacies. The drama. The angst. Ace is fire and Yamato makes ice. Theyve got it all.
Just two bros being dudes
The height difference. That's it.
They’re both dog boys your honor.
tragic boyfriends!!! they only knew each other for a few nights and yet that was enough to change both of their lives. what isnt romantic about that?
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The thing about the love triangle in NHIE is that Paxton is the type of guy I would’ve wanted to date as a teenager and that’s where the conflict comes from for a lot of people. He feels like the ideal guy so a lot of people project this on Devi. And don’t get me wrong. He is great. He was a good boyfriend to Devi and his arc was great but the problem is not about his ability to be a good boyfriend to her but how Devi has put him on a pedestal and is unable to see him as anything more than an ideal, a dream. When it came to his relationship with Devi it felt like it was driven just by physical attraction, at least on Devi’s part and aside from that it felt like that type of explosive relationship that wouldn’t last past high school but it’s a good first relationship experience. And the show hasn’t been shy on this. They constantly tell you she used Paxton as a way to distract from her grief.
On the other hand, the thing about Ben is that he is a constant in Devi’s life in a more down to earth way. He’s seen Devi in her worst and in her best moments. Even when they “hated each other” their scenes still feel intimate because they do know each other. You could still feel the familiarity despite the animosity. Devi feels like the most comfortable version of herself when she’s with Ben because she doesn’t have to overthink herself around him. He is also able to understand her volatile reactions. I actually believe they’d most likely stay friends past high school than Devi/Paxton would, because they have common ground.
It’s interesting when you compare the pro and con list between Paxton and Ben because while Paxton’s was all full of physical attributes, Ben is the only one that has one about his personality and how it directly influences her: challenging. Ben pushes Devi intellectually and as a better person as well. She recognizes she works better when he is around because he has the same type of ambition and drive. He also holds her accountable in ways she don’t expect. Paxton stimulates her horniness. Ben her brain.
The triangle has never been about “which guy is better” but about what each guy does to help with Devi’s arc. Paxton is the distraction, the dream, the scape from her trauma. Ben is the tangible reality that forces her to look ahead. It’s not surprise that while she used Paxton to avoid her life drama, Ben would literally make her face it by asking the hard questions and even seek out her friends to help her deal with the issue. It’s also not a coincidence that while she was dating Des, Ben was still the person she would turn to for advice because she trust. This isn’t me saying who’s the “best” for her.
The triangle is rich narratively wise because they both genuinely care about her and could be good for her but it’s not about them is about Devi and how she acts around them. For Paxton and Devi to be “endgame” they would need to let her see him as a real person with flaws instead of the symbol she has made him up to be but I don’t know how believable that would be after last season. Ben and Devi just feel like the inevitable. Like everything was leading up to them. I could see the ending having them go their separate ways for college but with the promise of finding each other when they’re more grown up and with life experience — because I honestly think they make sense but I am not the writers. To me the last 10 minutes of Season 3 explained the love triangle and what it has meant narratively for Devi this whole time.
Realistically, both could work depending on the path the writers want Devi to take on Season 4.
#never have i ever#nhie#devi vishwakumar#paxton hall yoshida#ben gross#benvi#daxton#text post#devi x ben
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Gilmore Girls Update
(I am halfway through the first season btw)
The lack of Black people ANYWHERE in this show makes it nearly unwatchable
Rory and Lorelai’s relationship is very cute especially the way they trust each other to make decisions for the good of them both.
Sookie is sweet but makes me sad sometimes because she seems lonely and like kinda desperate sometimes. It’s apparent that she prioritizes her proximity to Lorelai more than anything because she doesn’t have anything else.
I like that Rory usually makes pretty sound decisions and tries not to follow what everyone else is doing because it sometimes gives me anxiety watching young girls make reckless decisions. (Idk trauma maybe)
Dean is ok but I don’t feel like he has Rory’s best interests at heart or that he’s as invested in their relationship. Like the dance thing was annoying to watch because he made it seem like he didn’t care if they went or not despite knowing how important it was to Rory. Idk I just felt like that was a red flag.
Max and Lorelai are cute but it’s kind of obvious they’re not endgame which is fine. I feel like he’s a placeholder anyway. Kinda like the “nice guy” who is sensitive and says the right things but just not the one for the main girl.
Luke’s whole grumpy old guy routine is getting kind of old. Being the town grump who is sweet sometimes doesn’t really work on men idk. It just repels me for some reason but I think it gets Lorelai’s attention so I guess it’s working for him.
I feel so bad for Lane anytime she’s on screen like wow her family situation is really bad. That’s all I can say about that because it is kind of triggering to think about.
All in all, this show is better than I thought and it gives a very cozy/fall vibe but the diversity is SERIOUSLY lacking. It’s unbelievable.
#gilmore girls#rory gilmore#lorelai gilmore#dark academia#dark acadamia aesthetic#chaotic academia#chaotic academic aesthetic#stem academia#stem aesthetic#dark academia moodboard#light academia moodboard#light acadamia aesthetic#light academia#black academia#tv series#tv shows#show review
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The False God and the Devil They Know: Wishful Overthinking about Religious Overtones in Post-Timeless-Child-Arc Thoschei
Disclaimer: my knowledge on anything other than all 13 + seasons of New Who is limited, but not overly lacking, and I wasn’t raised religious but do have enough of an Italian Catholic background to notice good old fashioned Christian parallels
The Doctor
The Doctor as the unwitting “creator god” of the time lords
Abrahamic religions starting out polytheistic, the Doctor as a god amongst other more powerful gods
The Doctor as a wrathful God; God technically committed genocide against humanity, leaving Noah to make his arc with two of every species
Objectively a coincidence but guess which two idiots survived the time war
The Doctor as a god who chooses a life of service to mortals and “rejecting” godhood aka power. Very Jesus of them.
The real possibility that the timeless child is not a chosen one but a victim of circumstance, a typical example of their kind from the other universe
The Doctor is just like us. (If you are autistic and have ADHD and abandonment issues lol)
The Doctor and unconditional love and forgiveness at the cost of their moral stability, especially for the Master, their original sin and greatest exception
The Master
The Master as the fallen angel, golden child of god who desired power/attention for themself who turned to evil
Missy, the Lumiat, and returning to “the light”
Rogue child of god who didn’t fit the mold, questioned the authority of the one true god
Satan and the Master as a figure of lesser power and status rising in prominence to rival the influence of the God that created them
Power corrupting someone who just wanted to be important
A seductive figure that tricks and tempts the Good Guys and engages their dark side
The Master, Cyber Time Lords, and “Satan cannot create as God does, only warp their creations” (Tolkien has entered the chat)
Best Enemies, Worst Soulmates
We all know the Jesus/Judas thing, but what about Jesus/Antichrist, or God/Satan
The Antichrist as a foil for Jesus and Satan as a foil for God
The deal with Death and how the Doctor could have become the Master and vice verse, even should have been before he intervened in their fates
Theta’s first sins, murder and deception and betrayal, revolved around Koschei
Anti soulmate trope: Linked by fate, destined to battle forever, could have been happy together under different circumstances, soulmates are made not found
Regeneration and the inherent holiness of transformation and being trans (not relevant but trans rights!)
They are THE narrative foils and power couple above everyone else in the Whoniverse come onnnn
In a tragically ironic sense, they’re the only ones who can fully relate to and comprehend each other, even after how much their paths have diverged.
The Doctor humbles the Master, the Master keeps the Doctor grounded to their Gallifreyan roots.
Good Always Wins, love is redeeming. The Doctor helps the Master see beauty and love in the world through their unconditional love for them.
I hope, in the distant future, the show ends with a more morally gray Doctor and a domesticated Master happily in love, running away to the stars together, never to be seen again.
They’re totally endgame guys trust me (I’m delusional.)
Feel free to add! I’d love to hear what other parallels people find. And what glaringly obvious things I missed…
#Thoschei#I haven’t watched the classic series yet or listened to the audios or read the novels#but I absorbed a lot from the fandom#so take my analysis with some Thoschei biased salt#the master#the Doctor#Doctor who#thirteenth doctor#there is a reason Aziracrow shippers go apeshit for Thoschei ok#theta sigma#koschei#English teachers fear me
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ok. as promised i will now update everyone on the cobra kai gay race. given this a lot of thought. (lie. this is like 80% vibe based) like genuinely i’m more invested in the hypothetical concept of cobra kai making one of their characters gay than i am in several aspects of my own life. anyway
i have to preface by saying i fear any odds have dwindled significantly of cobra kai pulling the Established Character Goes Canon Gay move that i feel like one million other shows have pulled this year. there are five episodes left there’s not much time to do anything at all let alone a gay reveal. however i wouldn’t put it past them just yet hence why i’m still making this list
first of all let’s get all the ones with no chance out of our way. sam, miguel, tory, daniel, johnny, amanda, carmen, demetri (even having his gf dump him does not give him this shot. he has never been gay i’m SORRY), that iron dragons guy who likes sam, kwon (rip… i’d give him a posthumous chance but i just can’t see it), kim, chozen, and again UNFORTUNATELY for our man tanner buchanan, robby.
one character has done something so huge and unheard of and frankly, i thought impossible. and made it off the No Chance Of Going Gay List i made after part one… major congratulations are in order for anthony larusso who gave himself one final low probability shot… give it up for anthony you’ll be seeing him on the ranked list <3 anthony look at us… who would’ve thought!
again kreese and silver do not get to appear on this list at all for a multitude of reasons. the end
11) shawn’s odds have gone down because given how little he actually appears it would hardly be significant to mention even if he was gay. but i just can’t put him on the initial list of no-chance-havers…
10) zara. odds are low but never zero.
9) tolya shadow and bone. we all know he fucked that old man. come on
8) kenny. hard to explain. i think his odds are about. 30%. but it’s not nothing…
7) eli
6) kyler. again don’t ask me to explain this i just really believe in it. ok
5) mike barnes. never too late to pull a ben chang!
4) chris or mitch getting ranked as one because they’re basically the same character anyway. they weren’t even in part two though. where are chris and mitch… anyway as they say it’s never too late to pull a ben chang. it would be funny but not homophobic because they’re on the good team. you understand!
3) i know i’m about to sound crazy. anthony. buddy made it from not a chance to number THREE. dude just trust me omg
2) i’ve said it many times. dyke devon is basically already confirmed to me. it doesn’t need to be a Reveal or even a Thing she can just have a little moment and it will count and still be just as significant as anything else…
1) never. EVER. too late for aisha robinson to come back with the steel chair. finale appearance where she references her gf she’s going to nyu with or something… let me dream my beautiful dream ok
this list took me one million years btw because i sat here for days not knowing where to place eli. he is so fucking complicated to me i can’t leave him off the list because the odds are literally never zero. please remember that i got the station 19 jack andy endgame this year and it has made me overconfident and i don’t think i can believe anything with certainty anymore… but i can’t put him high on the list because if it were going to happen his girlfriend would have dumped him by now. you understand. anyway. y’all take it easy <3
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