#they’re children man
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fuck it fine I’ll call em on it. @viceversa-666.
Yet Again.
I am seeing more children as protagonists in erotica. Still being reblogged. Still being liked. The same guy having done this time and time again. It’s not preference. It’s p*dophil*a. I’m fucking sick of it. Why are we continuing to allow this? How many writers have to come out and say something, come out against this before something is done?
We will end up losing our entire community thanks to these people, as they’ll associate the queer tf erotica community with se*ualization of children. What are we supposed to do? When they shut us all down do you really think saying “we tried to say something” will be sufficient to stop them from doing another purge? What are WE doing?
#hate to see it honestly#like your writing can hit when it hits but come on man like#13??#8???????#they’re children man#our fantasies are fantastic all on their own without implicating children#like dude i don’t care that it’s fiction or how many other authors in other genres have used that in their writing#it’s gross and wrong whenever and wherever it happens#idk just imagining people thinking about the kids in my life in that way gets me fucking irked and i hope you understand#just leave them out of it man
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a single mom padmé idea that’s been living in my brain lately
[ note: the clothing inspiration for these designs were taken from bedouin, tuareg, iranian, and saudi arabian references, as well as the original tatooinian designs + padmé’s nieces in the aotc cut scenes. i wanted my version of tatooine to more accurately reflect what desert cultures look like in the real world and just be more practical in general ]
#decolonize tatooine 2024 /hj#anyway man i just wish the twins grew up together#also pls ignore if they’re too small idk how big children are and i didn’t use a body/pose reference for this#pluviart#digital art#art#digital painting#sw#star wars#anidala#anakin x padme#implied i mean that’s their kids#star wars padme#sw padme#padme amidala#padme naberrie#star wars luke skywalker#luke skywalker#star wars leia#leia organa#luke and leia
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Prompt 257
Now Danny loves space. He loves everything about it, to the point his core quite literally is space. And he’s also a baby ghost, even if he could argue he’s not in human form. But see, being baby has an honestly great consequence once it’s noticed- despite the Observants’ best attempts at hiding it, the assholes.
Of course he would be far more worried- and even a bit pissed- if his caretaker wasn’t who it was. Look, he’d never met Clockwork’s siblings before, but apparently everyone was really against Clockwork himself adopting.
But Clockwork as his uncle is fine. Besides, his caretaker is Space! Space itself is holding him, cooing gentle words in the sounds of the very cosmos. And they’re huge, like parts of their body going through portals so they can fit outside Long-Now sized big- and apparently Clockwork can get just as big and they can get even bigger-
Okay, he needs to take a breath- even if he doesn’t need to breathe- to stop his squealing because holy Realms this is so cool.
Space is awesome! And he’s getting so much more rest than he did in Amity- and even if Space sort of shrugged at the idea of school at first, they did help him set up online schooling. So there’s that, and it’s just the start!
He gets to learn so much about space and it’s honestly kind of… nice? To be taken care of? And he can do whatever he needs for his Core and Obsession with only a few interruptions to take care of his living needs. Erm, sort of living needs?
But even that gets turned into a bit of play or even a lesson too! He’s honestly having such a good time right now! He’s learning so much about spaaace! And dimensions! And interdimensional portals and- oops! No one saw that.
Ahem- But he’s learning so much about space and getting to explore other dimensions with Cosmos! And sure he no longer looks as human as he once did and all that, but he’s seen so many people who also don’t look human that does it really matter?
Of course it doesn’t, and he matches his sort-of-dad! Even though the streaks of color in their hair are more of a brown-red like they’re literally bleeding out the cosmos around them instead of it fading to void and space like his own. But still! They match and it’s fun!
And they’re going to go on another trip from the in-between to one of the dimension realities! He’s going to start a game of tag this time he thinks! But no cheating with portals or bending space! Tag!
Look, the Justice League? Not paid enough for this. In fact, technically not paid at all due to being volunteers (not that it stopped them from finding money in their accounts) but still.
There is some sort of figure… being… thing… zooming around the asteroid belt, about the size of Earth itself. Let them repeat themselves. A planet-sized creature (are those hands or paws? Tail or simply its body stretching? Hair or the Abyss-) is currently darting around the asteroid belt like a child running through grass.
That is, without noticing or caring if something bug-sized might be crushed. And they are very much bug sized, as the governments are concerned about. Like really concerned about. Like talking about trying to nuke the entity if it wanders closer sort of concerned.
Which they are all very concerned and very much like, against. Because it isn’t seeming to notice the asteroids it’s knocking into their area. It’s like… not a space whale or eel or anything like that but also is something like that.
And they would also maybe like to see if they can attempt to talk it down first maybe and-
oh.
Oh.
That creature is the baby. And mama just arrived, stretching across the entire galaxy, from them to Pluto and beyond, like something took the cosmos and shaped it like clay into some sort of form. Like reality itself has wandered into their galaxy with what they are suddenly realizing must be a very young child.
Shit, they really have to make sure no one tries to piss either of these things off-
#Prompts#DCxDP#DPxDC#Danny is like Lil Baby Man compared to Cosmos#But he’s the same size as the world too lol#Space Core Danny#Clockwork is a triplet lol#Clockwork Chaos & Cosmos the children of Infinity & Reality#Let Primordials & Ancients be Eldritch#Are those stars or eyes? Hair or strands of time? Clothes or the fabric of reality? Wound or black hole?#Danny: I am doin good at hidin- the best at hide and seek#Cosmos veery slowly floating after: Oh nooo where has my ghostling hid where could they have goone to *knows exactly where he is*#Can they *technically* go smaller? Yeah but they’re used to where All of Space-Dimension-Portals meets#Danny is Not ghost king he’s bby Space Ancient#Why were people against Clockwork adopting? He never finished divorcing Pariah before he got thrown in the nap box
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Old man, young man, whatever time guy
I haven’t actually drawn him yet which is surprising, so I’m making up for it (^v^)
#(head)canonically committed war crimes in the war of eras#menace mask man#also#how do you draw children??#they’re like#small adults but not#loz#legend of zelda#link#linked universe#lu time#hero of time#oot link#mm link#art#my art
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being miserable on your moons blood at the war camp. robb can see it, notices the change in your attitude and demeanor. especially when it’s bad this time..
you’re hunched up late at night, trying to find a position to eliminate the constant pain in your lower abdomen. robb only frowns seeing your discomfort, moving to wrap you up in his arms as one of his large, warm hands comes to press against your womb. the heat & pressure from his hand does wonders to alleviate the pain.
n you just sigh. your entire body relaxing into him as you finally find some sort of relief from the cramps that have been damn near constant for almost three days now. robbs expression softens, glad that he can bring you some sort of relief.
& in the back of his mind, he curses this damn war. because if you both were back in winterfell, he’d take away your pain in a heartbeat. give you a child, make you a mother. you’d like that, wouldn’t you?
#game of thrones#asoiaf#robb stark#robb stark x reader#robb stark prompt#robb stark imagine#robb stark x you#guys#i actually need to give this man children#like it’s bad#am i on my period#yes#do i think robb stark would be so totally down to have period sex w u#also yes#JON SNOW TOO#they’re men of the north#they don’t gaf
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was watching spongebob like the very mature grown woman adult i am and this line sounded familiar
#the siblings are literally just dorks that five is in charge of#they may not realize it but he’s babysitting them at all times#they are fully grown adults but they’re also just children in the care of a paranoid old man#laur says stuff#the umbrella academy#tua#umbrella academy#five hargreeves#tua s4#hargreeves siblings#number five#tua season 4#tua five#five i love u#old man five#number five hargreeves#tua spoilers#five umbrella academy#umbrella academy spoilers#tua memes#tua text post#hargreeves family#the hargreeves#luther hargreeves#diego hargreeves#allison hargreeves#klaus hargreeves#number five hargreaves#ben hargreeves#viktor hargreeves
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I’m not personally a headcanonner of Maglor living in Rivendell in LotR under a new name, but if he is, I adamantly believe that he is not Lindir (“song guy”) but rather Erestor (tentatively glossed “lonely brother.”) Tragic humor or bust!
#Maglor#the silmarillion#lotr#feanor and feanor’s kin#erestor#lindir#MY preferred erestor is from nargothrond; so Elrond’s chief counselors include someone from each big hidden city of beleriand#(both multicultural noldor-sindarin cities too!)#(the other being glorfindel obv)#I also love half-elf ‘kinsman’ of elrond!erestor so in total#one of his parents was avari and the other haladrim but the man (gender-neutral) died just after he was born#so the elf took him to live in Nargothrond and he grew up elvish#though not as safe as hoped - the city fell only a couple decades later#(I don’t stand for cross-species marriage and children befofe B&L)#so he and elrond are like fifth cousins through the house of haleth and they’re both like ‘YEAH THAT COUNTS’#lindir I have no strong opinion on but I read a fic where he was a nice young man (species-neutral) from mirkwood and I liked that
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Before you scold me about how amazing of a father RiseSplinter is compared to 2012Splinter, I would like to helpfully remind you that RiseSplinter’s sons’ spent years chasing Lou’s validation and Yoshi is continually depicted causally telling his boys that he is proud of them as well as the fact that even if Donnie did make him more retromutageon, he would rather remain with them as a mutant down in the sewers than return to his previous life as a human.
Examples? Well-
Season 1, Ep 13: I, Monster
“Sensei? Are you sure you’re okay?”
“I am fine. Thanks to you. You did well, my son.”
“We did pretty good too, huh?”
“Yes. I am proud of you all.”
Season 2, Episode 16: The Lonely Mutation of Baxter Stockman
“I’m sorry, Master Splinter. I wanted to change you back. But I swear, if it’s the last thing I do, I’ll-”
“Do not fret, my son. I am content with what I have become. I have no place in the human world anymore. This… Is my home. You four… Are my family.”
#I’m not saying either Splinter is better or worse#I’m just tired of hearing all the hateful comparisons against Yoshi like this man isn’t a sweetheart who has flaws like Lou#This man’s children know they are loved he doesn’t hide it#Stop pretending like Lou is some blessing and the 2012 turtles are traumatized by the fact that they don’t know if Yoshi cares about them#They’re dysfunctional they’re trying nothing wrong with that#tmnt 2k12#tmnt 2012#See what I see TMNT#teenage mutant ninja turtles 2012#tmnt donnie 2012#tmnt raph 2012#tmnt leonardo 2012#tmnt mikey 2012#tmnt leo 2012#tmnt donatello 2012#tmnt raphael 2012#tmnt fandom#hamato yoshi#splinter 2012#splinter hamato#splinter tmnt#leo 2012#donnie 2012#raph 2012#mikey 2012#teenage mutant ninja turtles#donnie tmnt 2012#rise splinter#rise lou jitsu#rottmnt lou jitsu
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Oh no what have I done I meant to make them cute but not that cute AGGHH GO BACK CTRL-Z CTRL-Z!!!!
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Jokes aside I wanted to make a chibi version of them and this was the result~
(Do people use ‘chibi’ anymore? I grew up in the early 2000’s and chibis were all the RAGE back then)
#CHIBI JFK!!!!#CHIBI CONFUCIUS!!!#man the way I was gripping my screen cause I can’t handle how adorable they came out#I want to pinch their cheeks like scudworth pinched JFK’s#I forget that they’re supposed to be about 17 at this point 😭#nooooo stay children forever my beloved clones#we need a spin off where they’re all toddlers or something#like total dramarama#actually no that would probably be very bad#that reminds me#Nessie-Bessie did this wonderful artwork of all of them as bebes#go check it out it is so cute#clone high#clone high fanart#clone high jfk#clone high confucius#cute#roxi’s art#fanart#my art
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I can’t wait to be an old woman so I can chastise my grandchildren about not knowing real entertainment while I spout on about random meaningless nonsense.
“You kids these days know nothing about creeepypastas. Ben Drowned, Ticci Toby, Sally, smile dog! Do you guys even know about slender-man? Or Jeff the killer? And Undertale! You kids don’t know the worlds to Stronger Than You (Chara’s Version)! You don’t even know San’s version. And Sanic. And the globglogobgolab. You don’t even know Doge! Or grumpy cat! None of you watched Elsa give birth to Spider-Man’s baby. You don’t know Minecraft diaries or mystreet. None of you watched LdShadowlady’s shadow craft. Animation memes, Gacha life reaction videos, do you kids even know about ao3?”
“Grandma none of us know what you’re saying. please take your pills.”
#when they’re old enough my children WILL learn about the hat fic#it’ll give them character#is this telling about my age#creepypasta#ben drowned#sally creepypasta#ticci toby#undertale#stronger than you#the globglogabgalab#doge#grumpy cat#sanic#Elsa and Spider-Man#minecraft diaries#mystreet#ldshadowlady#ao3#animation memes#Gacha life#shadowcraft#memes#sans undertale#smile dog#slenderman#jeff the killer
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If the character didn’t have black hair, grey eyes, and pale skin Tolkien was too ashamed to tell us what they looked like.
#I know he sometimes tells us they’re blonde#And there was that one time we got a whole description of Frodo!#But apart from this#We only ever shy near Legolas’ appearance when he’s standing in the dark#so any possibly offensive hair colour is covered by the night#Tolkien explicitly states that there are black roots in Saruman’s hair; even he wasn’t free from it#Our brown-haired friend Boromir is promptly villainised#Meanwhile his raven brother gets a dramatic kiss in which his hair plays a unique part#The man had something big against brunettes#Not to mention all of the Noldor being of that colouring. It takes Indis and earwen to make blonde children#Mahtan produces a few free radicals but majority of nerdanel’s kids are still raven#The entire house of Nolofinwe is a noldoran stereotype#Luthien! And all her kids!#The house of Bëor#Meanwhile the house of Haleth which possibly contains brunettes is only described with greatest discomfort as#‘Of like colouring’ or something to the house of Bëor and ‘lesser stature’#Tolkien politely refuses to comment on the hair of either Huor or Eärendil#both of which are most likely blond given their ancestry#Anyway#silm shitpost#tolkien shitpost#tolkien#jrr tolkien#lotr#lord of the rings#tolkien legendarium#tolkien lore#silmarillion#silm#the silmarillion
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anything to propagate bug infestations
congrats on the pregnancy btw
i can’t tell if this is worse than the cocaine accusations … at least the news hasn’t picked this up good fucking lord.
thank you for the insects in this trying time.
#they’re my real children#tim drake#dc comics#bruce wayne#dc robin#dc#dcu#batman#timothy drake#batfam#asktimdrake#dc rp#the buzzing coming from my inbox is soothing my not pregnant rage#accidental tma ref#honestly if i were to become a husk of a man infested with worms that wouldn’t be the worst thing to happen to me
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Adam, Eve, and Lilith. they’re my ocs now more lore in tags
#the lore:#they’re in an on off throuple#lilith is ofc adams first wive#from before adam (human) was split into two adam (man) and eve (woman)#so lilith is ‘whole’; in modern understanding she’s intersex &transfeminine#lilith and eve had an affair in the garden of eden#in which lilith tempted eve to eat the fruit; while yes persuaded eve wasn’t deceived to do this she made the choice for herself#then she gets sexy w adam and feeds him the apple.#not fully a free choice on his behalf moreso eve choosing what’s best (free will&the enlightenment from the fruit) for them as a unit#adam in a lapse of judgement blames eve. bad choice buddy your wife is always right#so when they’re kicked out they split for a little bit#adam rebounds with lilith and she provides for him and it’s comfortable but he misses eve#they’re together about half a year#meanwhile eve is praying and atoning and has been cultivating plants along a river#adam tries to see eve a couple times during this but she’s mad at him still#after 7months she’s ready to fotgive him provided he helps and hunts animals for them#while they are separated eve is approached by an ‘angel’ who is lilith in disguise. she cares for her and then they go to adam.#adam is like why do you try harming us what have i ever done to you and lilith is upset that he left her and that she was kicked from eden#they get away from her etc#they set up a permanent shelter and as a reward for reuiniting and pushing back ‘satan’ (lilith) he blesses them with a child —Cain#then they later conceive Abel on their own about 2years later#they have other children etc#after abel is killed by cain adam and eve get in a fight and things are tense and there’s another brief affair with lilith#it’s a three way thing to kind of act as catharsis#later later they have seth and that brings them back together#that’s most of it#my art#adam eve and lilith#adam and eve#artistic nudity
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Every time I see the take that “low honour arthur is canon arthur” i loose 5 years off of my life span
Like do you not get the game
#A: it’s about redemption#and B: they’re both technically canon#but the folks who say Arthur is canonically low honour seem to always miss characterize Arthur as a macho man when he ISNT#man is kind to women and children and wants what’s best for his family NO matter what honour#ourthur
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i’m willing to commit any crime possible for these two’s happy ending.
- art isn’t mine
manga readers ONLY under the cut
yes i’ve reread the manga 100 times ik how it ends. those two always make me ugly sob bc i’ve been rooting for them since 2021 when i first watched the anime. emma’s death animation and draken’s (as well as mikey’s ofc) reaction broke me internally.
drakens death and him seeing emma again makes me UGLY CRY.
FULL ON SOB.
forever rooting for these two.
#tokyo revengers#tokyo rev#emma x draken#emma sano#emma#draken#ken ryuguji#ryuguji ken#they’re my children#i love everyone in this show sm#not as much as my no.1 man izana but STILL#can’t forget my main man rindou but he’s only 2nd to izana
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they would be friends argue with the wall
#actually i think klaus would remind five of himself as an actual child before the incident#they have a lot in common#because of asoue’s unspecified dating#klaus has a sort of old fashioned nature to him that reminds me of an old man#they’re both very wise#also both very stubborn#they both care about their families more than anything#and also hate their father figure more than anything#also they’re both really fucking smart. like extremely intelligent#bro they’ve even got the same haircut going on#i think they’d take a liking to each other and have a lot to talk about#they’re also both orphans (kinda?)#anyways. sorry i’m still brainrotting over umbrella academy but asoue is creeping in#i love both of these shows so much holy shit#laur says stuff#laur rambles#asoue#asoue klaus#a series of unfortunate events#klaus baudelaire#tua#the umbrella academy#umbrella academy#hargreeves siblings#five hargreeves#number five#tua five#number five hargreeves#the baudelaire orphans#the baudelaire children
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