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i actually hate zeeke so much idk how he has fans

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bringing this post back bc i just scrolled the eren tag and scrolled for a good two minutes finding NOTHING but smut

this is actually concerning how addicted to porn these people are fuck.

why is the eren jeager tag full of smut it’s legit so damn BORING 😭 i’m going on looking for quality content and dick/pussy is SHOVED INTO MY FACE. ffs do you not want to just hold the poor dude? idk man. DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE SHITTY MODERN AU ISTG

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they get sucked up and the vacuum is put in the garage for them to either make it out alive or rot until the vacuum bin gets changed

also you have no idea jsut how hot it gets especially when ur broke and can’t afford constant air conditioning. 😭

where i live we average around 36-40° (96 - 104) in summer and only had one air conditioner in the living room, and we couldn’t have it on for more then like, 10 minutes so breezes were the holy grail of my childhood

if spiders are pre afraid of us then we are of them” WHY DO THEY CHARGEVST ME AS IM RUNNING AWAY

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my family used to leave windows open at night bc of how hot it gets here and the cool breeze of my fan was their favourite feeling

until they’re sucked up by my goated mother and her vacuum cleaner.

if spiders are pre afraid of us then we are of them” WHY DO THEY CHARGEVST ME AS IM RUNNING AWAY

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spiders or spawns of hell? we’ll never know

also you’re brother is so insanely real for that bc the amount of times i’ve woken up to MULTIPLE FULLGROWN huntsman’s staring at me, is horrifying.

for reference, this is what these ugly BEASTS look like:

(also yes ik they’re harmless and eat the bad redbacks BUT ION GAF LOOK AT THEM FFS)

imagine to three of them on your bedroom ceiling. not so fun huh.

if spiders are pre afraid of us then we are of them” WHY DO THEY CHARGEVST ME AS IM RUNNING AWAY

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i live in australia.

they’re the size of my palm and they’re FAT.

i’m more shocked when they aren’t venomous.

i rest my case.

if spiders are pre afraid of us then we are of them” WHY DO THEY CHARGEVST ME AS IM RUNNING AWAY

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if spiders are pre afraid of us then we are of them” WHY DO THEY CHARGEVST ME AS IM RUNNING AWAY

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i cannot take the glasses dude from haikyuu seriously bc why is he light skinned pale kisaki

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idk how people marry people who snore im sleeping in the same room as a snorer and im losing my SHIT

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PERIOD.

Some not so helpful advice from the guys for new year!

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i wanna sleep so badly but MY BODY WONT LET ME

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i wish there was a game based off of an ED so i could have the chance to put myself in loved ones shoes who’ve suffered from EDs so i could help them more, that would honestly be so helpful.

yk if people made games based off of so many mental illnesses/disorders maybe then more people would perhaps understand. or maybe im reaching idk.

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google has good taste

Don't normally pay attention to the google overview thing but was searching for a panel of the Haitani's and noticed this. WHY HAVE THEY DONE RAN SO DIRTY!???

Definitely seems to be a favourite here???

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I deadass just missed the send button like 7 times when I was trying to reply to your comment holy shit

I thought my internet just randomly spiked 😭

Nah it's just my dumbass incapable of hitting a button

honest my fat fingers always slipping

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I fucking hate smut with all my heart why can’t it have a sub genre so I can scroll in peace 🙏🏻

Like I’m genuinely tweaking it tryna find SCRAPS in the rindou content ffs

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Guys stay jealous apparently I’m a VIP 🥳🥳

So yk how I was yapping abt my ideas note and I accidently deleted it…

Apparently I POSTED IT AND IVE FOUND SOME OF THE PROMPTS

I’m amazing

WEEEEEE YOU'RE AMAZING <33

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Tokyo rev followers of mine please lmk if u wanna see any of this im ready to write again 👼🏼