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if the world goes kaboom, people will make apocolypse-mobiles out of cybertrucks and that is not a future we can afford to risk
at this point I kinda hope the world goes kaboom because i really wanna be a war boy. like. shirtless and screaming on top of a car sounds amazing. i need that life.
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Fiddauthor divorce arc speedrun <3
After 30 years of searching for his lost brother through demonic rituals and summonings, Ford has become a bit of a notorious demon collector over the years. He's made a LOT of deals with MANY different demons over the years; from minor and harmless little entities to big and powerful overlords. Most of the time, these deals aren't really a one-way situation, so a lot of demons have a strong grip on him just as much as he does on them. It often ends up being a mutual sort of destruction, as in: "I know I'm but a mere mortal trifling with things I couldn't begin to fathom, and I know you will destroy me eventually; but I don't care as long as I get to destroy you too." He just needs to live long enough to find his brother.
The red hands are essentially pieces of himself (his soul, you could say??) that he wields as his method of restraint to the demons he has "tamed" so far. They act as a leash to contain each demons' powers, and he can loosen or tighten his hold on them as much as he wants. The number of hands required to contain a demon really depends on their individual strengths, but 3-4 hands are already very energy consuming.
YES, I gave all of his demons stupid names. SUE ME.
#been listening to a lot of lady gaga these days so this happened#my art#gravity falls#gravity falls au#Ford and Fiddleford beat each other's ass over 30 year feud- 40k caught on camera#Fiddleford goes to jail for being a cult leader- disruption of peace and kidnapping after the fight <3 he's in his flop era#they both suck- Im sorry- I can't make morally pure characters they need to be GREY and SUCK JUST A LITTLE BIT#it's part of the fun!!#i have so much to say about this AU but I cant verbalise all of it so y'all have to be patient with me alr#ford pines#grunkle ford#stanford pines#fiddleford hadron mcgucket#fiddleford mcgucket#fiddauthor#HWINEBHABWNAJCAHOWEEATOWEUB AU#tw scopophobia
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@zorangezest I uh I uerm I joined in on the fun and did a pannel re-draw of ur swapped starscream comic
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once again original comic by @zorangezest !!!! not my original work that credit is hers!!!
#transformers#maccadam#starscream#skywarp#first finished piece in a while#teehee shading this was fun#I took heavy inspo from the original i love the style so much#i wasn't originally going to post this but it seems like op of the comic really enjoys seeing these!!! i suck ass at comic structure#i just used the original as a warm up doodle then.... i finished the doodlde like woah.... holy shit i did it#i loved making starscream's texture look dirty and heavily textured with different shadings/lightings#complicated shading for a complicated character#my art#I have not posted art to tumblr in years! nothing else in my art tag will look close to this lol#at least in my mind idk#sapph's art
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Arthur “Disaster Bi” Pendragon learning about true loves kiss as a cure like:
Gwaine: For fuck’s sake, he’s not enchanted every time he smiles at someone else, Arthur! He was literally just laughing at my joke!
Arthur, aggressively frenching Merlin on the council room floor: YOU CAN NEVER BE TOO CAREFUL OKAY-
#listen#tell me i’m wrong#gaius’s salty ass is mumbling that he doesn’t remember true loves kiss involving so much tongue#and yelling at merlin to signal if he needs cpr#arthur is like ‘IM ON IT’ and just starts groping merlin’s pec#elyan is watching the drama unfold and living his best life#leon is having poetry lesson ptsd and aggressively folding himself into the fetal position#gwaine is yelling ‘THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU’#while watching in horror as arthur practically unhinges his jaw to better suck merlin’s face#gwaine is now caught between still being miffed and asking arthur how the fuck he does that as it seems HIGHLY applicable for future use#geoffrey is present as a scribe and wondering how much of this meeting really needs to go into the archives#percy is already illustrating it#within like a week all of camelot has a Pavlovian response to merlins smile like ‘oh LAWD he comin 👀’#iconic#just a normal day in camelot#merlin#arthur pendragon#merthur#in a land of myth#and a time of gays#bbc merlin
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-Brutus and as many as 60 co-conspirators, circa March 14th, 44 BC
#ides of march#would you believe that I created this image all the way back in january STRICTLY BECAUSE I HAVE THAT MUCH BEEF WITH CAESAR?#this was created because he insisted that the Rhine was the border between Gaul and Germany#just so he could declare that he'd 'conquered' Gaul#but there's very little evidence that the peoples living in those places even viewed the Rhine as a barrier between lands#and their continued fighting against rome along that border line could indicate that they were in fact#attempting to reunite lands occupied by foreign invaders#anyway fuck you caesar i hope your triumph sucked ass#and that everyone who ever made bald jokes about you found idk a denarius in their pocket unexpectedly#yes i'm retroactively wishing dead people good and ill i'm complicated like that
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Okay chat you earned gay little monkeys art for dealing with my horrors.
#great god grove#ggg spoilers#ggg hector#ggg capochin#inspekchin#they suck its fun to draw them being asshats to eachother#“YEW'RE CLIMBING OVER MY ASS?” “YES.” as if capo wouldnt climb u like a tree any given moment hector#be it either to maul you like a rabid squirrel in anger or for gay reasons is a coin flip but you know how it is#i know i said vib had the most prehensile tail out of the bizzyboys but that doesnt count post godhood hector his is ACTUALLY prehensile no#before it was very much not so so its a change he had to get used to
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completely forgot to post this on here
#dmc#devil may cry#dante sparda#lucia dmc#my girl had sooo much potential#its a shame capcom is trying so hard to sweep her and dmc2 under the rug#i mean the game does suck ass but on a purely conceptual level the story is perfectly fine
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HATE that I'm randomly remembering this post relating to shuichi's development because I feel like crying now
still can't fathom the people who say saihara had no development like the fuck? sorry but did you play the game
In chapter one, Saihara is weak- he relies heavily on Kaede and sticks with her for practically the whole chapter
In the trial, he is too scared to reveal the truth of the crime to everyone, fearful of condemning yet another person
the biggest point to mention here, though is that Saihara didn't try to stop her death. He's not strong enough to at this point
Kaito is furious, exclaiming to him that he *should* have done something, that she had BELIEVED in him, and that she had 'passed her wish' onto him, yet he did NOTHING to stop her death
let's just say saihara definitely took this to heart- (5 chapters later of growth and support thanks to kaito and look here)
this line-
THIS LINE DAMMIT
IT SHOWS HOW MUCH SAIHARA HAS GROWN
KAITO PUT HIS FAITH IN HIM AND HE'S MANAGED TO CHANGE HIM FOR THE BETTER
#this is no analysis post because I suck at those#I just feel really passionate about this line because it showcases saihara's development PERFECTLY#shaking all the saihara haters by their shoulders and showing them this evidence#it's fine to not like him but I better not hear anyone say he has no development and stays a weak pathetic ass without change#sksksk I love shuichi's dynamic and relationship with kaito so much I'm rambling like a madman#I could add soooo much more to this but it'll basically turn into my regular saimota word vomit so let's not#shuichi saihara#kaito momota#drv3#drv3 spoilers
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quick @meanbossart 's DU Drow with a post-tadpol Strike!
I think they'd get along, Strike has never been afraid of anyone except Bhaal and he's enough of a freak to vibe with DU Drow! I gotta draw more of tadpoled Strike anyway, the weight loss and scars are from Kressa's torture (yes even the dick scars)
Anyway I absolutely adore DU Drow and meanbossart's art, the way he draws Astarion and Orin is downright delightful and i hope i did DU Drow justice here lol
#i love this fucked up man so much#he's got really fun features#maybe i'll draw him more if it's okay with his owner#this one was done pretty quickly just because today kinda sucked ass so that was for me to cheer up tbh#i mean it worked#bg3#other's oc#the dark urge#du drow#fanart#baldur's gate 3#durge#bg3 durge#oc strike
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People at cons have been asking for them, so I turned that miniprint into a sticker and a magnet and now you can put it wherever you want.



These things and other things can be found in my shop! yeehaw ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ
ko-fi.com/ariabell/shop
#i drew this#SO psyched i figured out how to do nice magnets#the printable magnets suck ass these are MUCH BETTER#like i said more stuff is coming BUT this gets one thing off my to-do list lmao
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knowing there was going to be a general grievous Star Wars movie & it got canned years ago & now “the mandalorian and grogu” is gonna be the next theatrical Star Wars movie makes me wanna pume. I want to see general grevious as the wolf of Wall Street not Dave Filoni’s Infinity War.
#don’t get me wrong a grevious movie would probably suck ass but it would be so funny#mandalorian and grogu is just gonna be more of the lamest shit imaginable and Dave will continue to fail upward#filoni is so far pretty incapable of making anything good and he relies way too much on interconnected stories#just like all bad disney crap#im preaching to the choir but I do ever so love to sing with them
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Nothing about X-Men '97 will ever break me quite like Cable coming back, broken and hurt and rageful, completely untrusting and practically biting at every person who comes near him, and Scott being so damn proud of him for making it back, and so happy to be a father. And Cable still thinks his dad is So Cool
#x men#cable#scott summers#nathan summers#cyclops#x men 97#ow my feelings#they just love each other so much and they suck ass at emotions
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my only concept for a possible Sonic Prime rewrite is just making more shatterverses so. showing off a Tails design I thought of for one of 'em LMFAO, I'll see if I end up fleshing this guy out properly
I know Nine already exists within the series as the resident serious Tails or whatever, but I really like the idea of Jade 😭 Overall he's just very bitchy and very demanding as a person, it's funny to imagine considering how the "original" Tails is lol (besides, I'm sure Sonic can deal with another version of his buddy that's out of get him!)
#WIP#technically? since this is more like a concept if anything#sonic the hedgehog#sonic#sth#sonic prime#sonic prime au#sonic au#au#rewrite#???? TECHNICALLY????#I just wanna flesh out the world if anything#anyways jade is also fairly traumatized#I fear I took too much inspiration from nine#in the sense he's just a different version of “what if Tails didn't mean Sonic”#this time it's because Jade's parents didn't give him up for the extra tails#god knows why I'll come up with a reason later#they shoulda though because they SUCK as parents#now their kid is a dramatic diva#he's like nine but with money man#god help Sonic#if nine was a pain in the ass jade is even WORSE when his villain arc eventually comes around#the dynamic I have in mind for them is so funny#fanart#concept art#sonic fanart
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i actually like hate people who refuse to watch animated movies just because theyre animated. im so sorry your taste in movies sucks.
#like people like that are so fucking pretentious to me#“im an adult i dont watch cartoons” bro you fucking suck and dont know how to have fun#its ART. PEOPLE LIKE ART. PEOPLE ENJOY ART.#WHY DO PEOPLE HATE ANIMATED STUFF SO MUCH????? I DONT UNDERSTAND#PEOPLE SPENT HOURS ANIMATING THAT SHIT#HOURS UPON HOURS#LIKE GOD DAMN I AM SO SORRY YOU CANNOT UNDERSTAND AND APPRECIATE ANIMATION#IDK HOW PEOPLE DISLIKE ANIMATION#WHY#IF YOU DONT LIKE A CERTAIN STYLE THATS FINE. I DONT LIKE CERTAIN ANIMATION STYLES#I DONT FIND THEM THAT APPEALING AND STUFF#BUT LIKE#NOT ALL ANIMATION IS THE SAME? THERES SO MANY DIFFERENT STYLES#LIKE IDK PEOPLE JUST PISS ME OFF WITH THIS#SO MUCH#ID LOVE TO WATCH SOME OF MY FAVORITE MOVIES WITH MY FAMILY BUT THEY REFUSE AND THINK MY MOVIE CHOICES ARE BORING CUZ THEYRE ANIMATED.#MOTHERFUCKER THE SPIDERVERSE MOVIES HAVE MORE DEPTH AND MATURE THEMES THAN YOUR STUPID FUCK ASS “ADULT” LIVE ACTION MOVIES#STFU#sorry#had a moment here
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thinking about these two making puns together in damascus…. sobs

#I think about them so much#their really strange friendship means the world to me#also first time I’ve drawn sasha!!#got a bit sillay with the style#shout of the the marker brush#also shout of to the reference photo that thang save my ass!! hands suck man 😀👍#also ignores wildes big ass forehead and slutty slutty waist. I was to sleep to fix them#rusty quill gaming#rqg#rqg wilde#sasha rackett#eli madness
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