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so my jam didnt really turn out but i wasnt raised to be okay with food waste so instead of being like "okay learning experience what do i do next time" i called my sister to have a 3hr conversation to prevent delay the shame spiral.
hopefully when i have pancakes tomorrow i will be pleasantly surprised. hopefully.....
#now she's gone to bed and im.#thinking abt how i may have to throw out this jam#and i KNOW if it was someone else i'd be like 'its okay blah blah blah'#but its not someone else its me and i failed and i hate throwing out food#it makes me miserable right down to my bones#filled with disgust at myself#its my first time making jam its okay to fuck up but its NOT okay to throw out food#i made potato chips yesterday and burned a portion#they were pretty gross#how do i know? bc i forced myself to eat them bc the idea of throwing them out#in the yard even bc i just toss biodegradables into the yard for creatures and critters#but even just the idea of just tossing them instead of eating them made me feel nauseous#i would rather eat gross food than throw it out#i dont think thats healthy#like im okay with throwing food into the yard bc compost#idk how compost works sometimes i worry that doing that is bad too#but i figure its okay itll decompose the worms will like it if no one else#its not really good to feed wildlife but anywayyyyy#but even with all that reassuring me i cant. just.#its like how i dont like buying things for ppl bc what if they dont like it#then i have less money than before and it wasnt even worth it bc they didnt like it#'now u know for next time' doesnt give me a refund#'now u know' doesnt unburn these potatoes#severely fucked up a pie crust once. inedible garbage.#my mom was like 'its okay just try again i'll help this time'#but i was in fucking tears because its not like i can deconstruct it and reuse all that sugar butter and flour!!!#'its okay we can buy more' i dont feel good about that either!!! now we're spending money bc i fucked up!!!#if someone else spills milk i mop it up and pour them a new glass#if i spill milk i Will cry about it and should probably be physically restrained for a bit#i break a glass? whatever. drop food in the dirt? i Will eat it.
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listen im ace and im pro kink at pride and whatever, but the way some of yall are wording your posts in response to the backlash against it is uh. really taking me back to the ace shitcourse era.
yall know theres nothing wrong with being a "virgin", right? that its not inherently shameful to have not had sex, to never have sex, even if youre not ace, even if you do want to have sex someday, like, its fine that you haven't had sex?
maybe if your problem is that theyre trying to police your behavior and shame you for expressing your sexuality, you can say that? instead of resorting to "haha stupid virgin gets no bitches" like my god. do you not hear how fucking regressive that attitude is? i know, i know, youre "joking".
get a better joke
#toy txt post#god im going to regret this post im gonna regret it so much i can feel it in my bones#let it flop..........pls#internalize my message let it sink in and understand what i am saying and then let the post flop#i say. knowing the ppl who need to see such a message are the ones who will make me regret this post and regrwt not having#1 million bajillion disclaimers#virgin is in quotes bc its a bullshit made up stupid purity culture concept anyway and quite frankly i hate even seeing the word#disclaimer: the previous sentence is not me saying that it is a slur for asexuals. it is me a single individual saying this specific word#grosses me out to read and see everywhere when its a stupid bullshit binary made up or at least historically largely used#to shame largely women and i dont know why we're still using it in 2023#and ive just been. seeing such an uptick in this whole like. attitude? lately and like#im ace im minorly sex repulsed. mostly about anything sex at me bad. other adults sex at each other consensually? go wild#i like to think im pretty chill about it. i try to be. i think its fine ig to be like 'my meat is huge i fuck so much so good'#like okay not my thing but good for you. love that for you#but then some of yall have started turning it back around back to. 'haha your meat so small and shriveled you get no bitches'#'haha stupid incel virgin' like okay. didnt realize we all went back to fucking. middle school but okay#god im gonna run out of tine to get ready for my thing writing this stupid post UGH evil#but like idk we've kinda circled back to being like haha being a virgin still is stupid and silly and shameful#and if im quite honest. i do think the acecourse played a part in that bc i felt like we were making good progress in like#hey guys is fine to not have sex ever if you dont want to its fine to not want sex its fine#and then aphobes went fucking rabid on us and splintered and destroyed online communities all over but especially on tumblr#and so many aces went back in the closet we stopped talking about it we stopped spreading awareness and now this stupid goddamn like#and now this stupid bullshit attitude is back where its like funny to call someone a virgin as an insult but like no bro trust me its okay#its okay for me to do it bc im a hot queer person with huge meat instead of a cisstraight frat bro with huge meat#? like you know the issue was the behavior right? not the fact that it was straight dudes saying it? its bc the thing being said was shitty?#you know you can dunk on the puritan bitches trying to police your behavior at pride without getting us as collateral damage right#stop making me read that stupid ugly ass word ur not cool or funny#whatever#if you come on to this post to start shit i will not only block you but as many of your mutuals and followers as i can find. i will scroll#i will block this entire fucking website if i need to do not test me. i am exhausted and the acecourse ate up all my tolerance in 2015.
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I wanted to make some kilt hose for the Highland Games but could only manage a single ho 😔
Guess I could hop.
#actually checked the weather and it’s going to be in the ninties so no wool socks for me#pretty pictures come after the socks are both done#wouldn’t have been able to wear them anyway though because I’ve just remembered my plaid skirt is in the darning hoop#knitblr#knit socks#knit kilt hose#kilt hose#Highland Schottische Kilt Hose#Nancy bush#I have very thick calves and ankles and the cuff is too tight. thinking I might rip it out and reknit it on 3 mms#i remember being 8 and my friend telling me how gross it was someone she knew had ‘kankles’. didn’t know what they were but thought it was#stupid to care what your ankles look like. promptly gave me a complex about them and I ended up having ‘kankles’ anyway#it is stupid to care what your ankles look like although it’s annoying not to fit knit sock patterns 😭
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Probably SUCH an unpopular opinion except in my little corner of the world, but BOY would Bridgerton so be my thing if it weren't for all the sex scenes
#i know that's kind of the point atp but it's so annoying to me#id love to watch a lovely regenecy romance series focusing on a different family member each season! do not want to watch porn!#i watched the first season while scrolling past all the sex scenes and was pleasantly surprised to find only like two sex scenes in season 2#season 2 was actually pretty enjoyable for me!#i tried watching season 3 but it was just too hard to scroll past all the gross stuff#and honestly? the show would be better without all the smut. like. so much better.#it adds nothing#like 99% of all sex scenes#id hoped future seasons were going to continue the trend of season 2 of being more chill but nope. so i will not be watching.#my soul is worth way more than keeping up with whatever is popular#lilac rambles#honestly i hate that smut has made its way into almost all media lately
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Hc that saiki and teruhashi take turns screaming “thats not normal, please get help” into the others face whenever they say something about their life
#or counterpoint they’re too similar to recognize that the other is in a bad situation so its just like “huh that’s annoying” over crazy shit#Teruhashi goes “yeah when I was born there were more fathers than babies bc they all wanted to look at me”#And Saikis like “wow that’s kinda gross. Once the US government attempted to kidnap me”#And teruhashis like “wow thats pretty intense”
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#can i yap for a moment#im extremely sleepy but im feeling very upset and mad and confused#also lowkey questioning whether me feeling all that is justified or if i am overreacting#anyway#made out w a boy tonight#and he wanted to go to his place#and i was like no i wanna stay and dance with my girlies#and he gets upset??#asking why i'd kiss him if i don't wanna hook up and i said i just wanna have fun?#made me feel so stupid#that anger in me led to a little fight with another boy (who was unfortunately very cute) and i just wanted to punch him#i just hate when boys think they're so superior#so i argued with this stupid but hot man#until an ex? friend shows up and he was pretty drunk just yapping about things#anyway he basically told me he'd like to rekindle our friendship#but not in a heyy haven't talked in so long let's meet up again#it was in a heyy let's hang out again got a new big car and moved out of my parent's house 😋#which gave me the ick bc that's why we aren't friends anymore and i told him no multiple times#and got sad bc he was one of my closest friends#anyway and then we left the party#this guy pulls me aside the parking lot#and i was so embarrassed bc there were so many people and they were all looking and i could already see people gossiping about it#and i just wanted to die#and then he just CONFESSES??#gives me flowers and all which is saur saur cute#but i legit have zero feelings for him </3#and have commitment issues and have never been in a relationship and don't wanna be in one#actually grosses me out thinking about relationships </3#the confession was so random and i kinda lost another friendship? even tho i wouldn't rlly consider him a friend we just share sum classes#but yeah boys are so stupid and confusing and i dunno how and why i get myself into these situations :') m sorry just needed to rant </3
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Ok do the thousands of Bethyl shippers realize it means they're headcanoning Daryl as a pedophile or
#a 40-something dating a 18yo is weird enough but I'm pretty damn sure she wasn't even 18 yet. And they MET when she was 16.#I'm mad because I wanna draw them. Their season 4 episodes were great. But it was platonic. FAMILIAL.#Daryl was like her cool uncle not her *creepy* uncle ffs#did he *really* treat her any differently than he would the rest of his close family in their situation? Be honest.#a man and a pretty young woman have any kind of chemistry and y'all lose your minds#christ on a stick she called him her chaperone. ''mr dixon''. she was being sarcastic but it's literally true#I know Norman and Emily can be kinda flirty but she's fucking 40. BETH aint!#that dude with the claimers was talking smack about him 'losing some tail' and 'it was one of the young ones wasn't it'#and Daryl was boutta beat his ass for that#and I know it's because he was being a deisrespectful asshole but I like to think it's also because That's Gross Bitch#anyways#I really really hate this ship is what I'm saying#twd#I aint tryna pspsps y'all though so#anti bethyl
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bloodborne with all its endless gore and lovecraftian horrors, and yet the first thing that's actually grossed me out are the big spiders you find in mergo's loft
#patches i killed immediately but he was also pretty gross#rom was borderline but she doesn't even look like a spider#and her smaller spiders were just annoying mechanics-wise but visually i could manage#THESE SPIDERS ARE A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT STORY#bloodborne#.txtpost
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multishipping is a superpower you neeeeeeeeeeed to have when you love getting into shitty gay media with found family because OF course they're going to make an incest map of all the characters and your otp will almost definitely not be endgame. of course they're going to pair the main guy and girl together as endgame just because. and I mean you COULD be a hater about it and curse the writers and throw a four year long fit but it's so much more fun when you just make your peace with the fact that this was always going to happen and pretend everyone is in a happy little polycule as they go through 18575879 different pairings you know aren't going to last because fandom and just the experience of being a fan is so much more fun that way!!!
#like one thing about me is i almost NEVER get the ship i want in any show ever#but WE PERSIST WE ADAPT#every ship has their moments! romance is dumb anyway but it's nice to see different characters connecting#some of yall were clearly not raised on glee smh#like as long as the characters experience new things and grow you know. a show is more than one ship#hsmtmts#glee#jane the virgin#never have i ever#love victor#community#xo kitty#there are sooooooo many of these I've lost count lol#heartbreak high#we are lady parts#walp#htgawm#pretty little liars#descendants#doafp#don't worry on the flip side i also support being a hater. god knows i was the biggest hater of the main ship on SO many of these shows#at one point#but it's just...easier for you...when you learn to make peace with allos being gross lol#like god knows i would NAWT write jafael or rina endgame in any universe#but at the end of the day...sigh...im just glad the lomls jane and gina are happy ig#i love seeing them all cute and happy and even the men have their moments sometimes#the only love triangle i have ever won in my life is cazzie and im still gloating over it 3 years later. so.#oh and maybe benvi ig#ginny and georgia#girlblogging.pdf
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my truest most honest conspiracy theory that I fully 100% believe is that they put Scott and Courtney together in tdas 1. because they needed a romance between two characters from different seasons and those were literally the only two they could’ve picked because every single other woman was in a relationship and out of lightning Scott and Cameron it’s unfortunately predictable they’d pick Scott and 2. they wanted to downplay the extremely lesbian activities Courtney and Gwen were getting into by going But Look She Likes Scott (even though she really only thought about him passively AND EVEN ADMITTED SCOTT WAS SO GROSS GWEN WOULD NEVER STEAL HIM FROM HER)
#Scott and Courtney are two high ranking members of my top 5 best td characters of all time#but my god. their relationship was just so bad#Scott liking her is.. fine I don’t have anything against it#I’m just saying if he likes women in charge there were certainly plenty of those in tdas#they should’ve straight up been like. he thinks she’s pretty THAT WOULDVE BEEN MORE THAN ENOUGH#but Courtney liking him feels so#1. relapsing into liking a ‘bad boy’ except Scott isn’t even a charming bad boy she had chemistry with he is litersllu#and I cannot emphasize this enough#just some fucking guy#some guy who she thinks is kind of annoying and gross and smells bad#but if he is so gross that no one will take him from her she will happily accept that#like she is traumatized and going for men she believes pees outside AND ON THEIR SHOES#AND IM SUPPOSED TO BELIEVE. THIS IS WHO SHE WANTS#four white claws deep on a Sunday at 1am will have you thinking deeply and critically about total drama island
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woo my armor is here now i can live my lesbian knight dreams
#i understand now why knights have squires this was a bitch to put on by myself#also i cant sit down so my feet hurt :(#jupiter rambles#if my hands look dirty its because all the armor pieces were covered in gross black grease when i got them#tried my best to clean them off but they were pretty nasty
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From Venom vs. Carnage issue #1
#venom#venom comics#marvel#marvel comics#venom vs carnage#venom-ass-daily#something from the early 2000s!#theres not much ass in the early 2000s or in the early 2010s#a lot of 2010s venom before the costa run is flash thompson agent venom stuff#and theres not a lot of ass there#and then a lot of early 2000s venom stuff is eddie brock cancer arc and then some mac gargan venom#wait i guess there was some anti venom stuff going on im those eras#i bet there was some anti venom ass#anyway this panel is funny because its really low res and the rest of this comic is like hyper-detailed#sometimes it looks pretty good#a lot of the times it looks either really gross or comically rediculous lol#they were trying things out i guess
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Some people would tell you having a character running while yelling "shit shit shit shit!" is bad writing. But it's honestly the fastest way to make your character relatable, given how frequent and realistic that kind of thing is. For sure this is the most I relate to Kim in the whole series.
Besides it tells us everything we need to know about her: Solves her own problems like a boss... sometimes threatens to make the situation worse in the process because it really was a 2-man job. No shame in asking for help!
#better call saul#kim wexler#bcs#rhea seehorn#failwoman#failgirl#slippin kimmy#catastrophe narrowly averted (for now)#season 3 episode 9 “Fall”#also not to be gross but her rocking the car is pretty hot there I said it!#see and if you were in heels instead of cowboy boots you'd be dead right now let this be a lesson
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Mario and Luigi wear the same outfits right from the very start of the movie to the end.
And since at least three days pass in the Mushroom Kingdom on their adventure...
That means that their clothes and bodies were STINKING by the end!
#they also wore the same underwear for 3 days straight#those poor boys#gross#putting aside the fact they didn't eat much and were pretty banged up (mario mostly but luigi got burns!)#their bodies had to be soaked in the tub for at least an hour!#super mario#mario#luigi#mario and luigi#the super mario bros movie#super mario movie#mario movie#those poor overalls#mario also got no sleep since he did the training course and had to fight a giant ape the next day then had to escape an eel#SOMEONE ASK THESE BOYS IF THEY'RE OK!!!
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Holt’s vision was basically the first thing to go as she became infected with the corruption happening in Sierpinski-23 and it absolutely wrecks me
#I WISH I WAS BETTER AT STORYBOARDING AND DOING COMICS#bc I think about that moment between her and sieben#Holt’s eyes are visibly cloudy and the most she can make out is light/shadow and rough shapes#she can’t make out any of her old lover’s features and relies completely on her voice and touch#Holt can be pretty stubborn/prideful for a eule (the more I think about her she’s probably degraded some but is reliable/quiet enough abt it#but yeah she’s especially stubborn about Sieben. but at that moment she’s also so so scared and in pain#and she’s trying to have good humor she’s trying to be brave for Wanze at least#I think there’s a certain amount of vulnerability she can have with Sieben though due to their history#they both know Holt’s going to die#and so Holt doesn’t mind stopping the act for a second#if it means she can ask Sieben to hold her hand for a bit#and she does. it’s nice for a while.#Sieben doesn’t really want to look at Holt (her face is falling off she’s gross and seeing her like that also makes Sieben want to cry)#there is a lot of bitterness and regret between them and there’s a lot either of them could say#I think abt them and that particular moment A Lot#Wanze also :((((#Sieben only visits her earlier on but Wanze sees Holt as her mind starts to go#it’s hard for both of them. Holt doesn’t know who she is and can’t recognize her#so a lot of their time together is Wanze trying to comfort her and let her know everything’s alright#she can’t save her she’ll never be able to it’s not her fault#but Wanze will never stop blaming herself for it#she could’ve done more Holt did so so much and they were right. Wanze IS just a Fehler. a bug an error a mistake#she can’t help the person who thought the world of her. the person she loved more than anything#Anyway idk where I was going with this not anywhere in particular just Thinkin about them#blorbo tag#holt
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i want more angsty tortured griffith fics but i also want more gross tortured griffith fics. you know that mf probably would've had worms in his face or some shit
#i had one i wrote yeaaars ago where guts helps griff take a bath#and i made sure to include all the nastiness you could possibly want from untreated medieval torture dungeon wounds#but i never posted it because i was like. maybe i went too far hdjdk#but i like gross shit. so#also i know they WERE treating the wounds to keep him alive for at least a year but that year is up by the time he's saved!!#i believe they'd pretty much left him to die at that point#they said he stopped screaming#but that's just me
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