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I wanted to make some kilt hose for the Highland Games but could only manage a single ho š
Guess I could hop.
#actually checked the weather and itās going to be in the ninties so no wool socks for me#pretty pictures come after the socks are both done#wouldnāt have been able to wear them anyway though because Iāve just remembered my plaid skirt is in the darning hoop#knitblr#knit socks#knit kilt hose#kilt hose#Highland Schottische Kilt Hose#Nancy bush#I have very thick calves and ankles and the cuff is too tight. thinking I might rip it out and reknit it on 3 mms#i remember being 8 and my friend telling me how gross it was someone she knew had ākanklesā. didnāt know what they were but thought it was#stupid to care what your ankles look like. promptly gave me a complex about them and I ended up having ākanklesā anyway#it is stupid to care what your ankles look like although itās annoying not to fit knit sock patterns š
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oooo I got a worst Logan blurb for you if thatās okay. But Logan with a new girlfriend that treats him like heās her absolute world. Like maybe theyāve been dating for a few months, enough for it to be serious, and theyāre both involved in each otherās lives pretty significantly. But she just really cares for him, genuinely, and not to overwhelm him, but heās the background on her phone, and sheāll put him first compared to other important things in her life. Just super sweet and fluff. Feel free to change anything, thank you
Absolutly!!! I love this Idea!!!!
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Logan Howlett x fem!reader
Logan loved coming home. Even better, he loved having a home to come to in the first place, and he loved his girlfriend that was so freshly living with him that her boxes were still unpacked, and several heavy ones were still in his truck bed.
Logan calls your name, and within a second he hears the pitter patter of your feet running, scampering down the stares and around the corner.
"LOGAN!!!" You're face brightens immidiatly and so does his day. You looked so cute, little blue jeans peaking out from under a big shirt, and mismatched goofy socks on your feet. You run to him, and Logan doesn't hesitate to pick your up and spin you around.
"Heya baby, how was your day?" He asks when he settles down, staying carrying you. Your legs lock around his waste as he takes you to the kitchen.
He sets you down on the counter. "Good! Got a lot unpacked, Sorry, I meant to have dinner ready." You pout, but he just chuckles, reaching around you to turn on the oven.
"You were busy, don't be sorry. Besides, I can cook too."
"You're making frozen pizza, aren't you?"
"Always." He grabs a pop tart packet.
You whine a little. "You need real food! You work hard."
"So do you, baby." Logan plops the pop tart in your mouth. "Now, talk to me while I 'Cook.' Been wait'n all day to hear your voice."
So you did. As the pizza cooked you watched as he nailed some pictures to the walls, nodding his head and occasionally making little comments, even as you caught him up on the newest episode of the bachelorette.
"I can't believe Tyler did that." He played along with your chatter. He was really so perfect. Your loving man did so much for you, he was your everything. He worked hard, did all the silly romance stuff like buy you flowers and you liked to think you returned the favor. Logan came before everything else, not that he asked for it. He asked for so little, and sometimes it hurt your heart that he didn't ask for more. Did he not understand he deserved the whole world?
After dinner, you guys go outside for a peaceful evening of some yard work. You wanted a garden, so Logan had been working o tearing up some of the lawn and creating a border. Meanwhile, you weeded the backyard, the two of you just listening to music together. When Logan takes off his shirt, you stare at him, hard. Tense, rippling muscles dripping with sweat, moving and flexing all for you. He deserved a treat.
"I'm gonna head inside, Lo."
"Okay baby, I'll be inside in a few, gonna get this section done."
You knew he'd say that. Gave you the perfect opportunity.
15 minutes later when Logan trudged upstairs, he called your name. "Where'ya at?"
"In here!" You call from the bathroom. When Logan entered, he found you in there, grinning up at him. The bathroom was dark except for the scented candles, gentle music playing.
Logan smiles down at you. "Whatcha planning here, bub?"
You rock on your heals. "I was thinking... you worked so hard today... maybe I give you a nice relaxing bath... I can wash you, if you let me..."
His perfect girl, so eager to please, Logan takes you into his arms, kissing the top of you're head. "Only if you join me?"
So you did. You got in the tub with him, dropping some lavender oils in but not to much to overwhelm his nose, and washed him with your loofa. You even take your exfoliater and scrub him down, even massages his feet. Logan had installed a detachable shower head, so you straddled his hips and even washed his hair. While letting the conditioner you insisted on work on his dark locks, you simply rest on his chest in a hug. He was so touch starved, you knew, years of isolation until he met Wade, but you were going to make up for that. Your were going to make up for every day he felt alone. Logan's hands cupped the water, drawing it up your back where it trickles down again, keeping you warm.
"You're perfect, you know that?" Logan mumbled into your ear.
"Hmmmm.... mid." You joke, but Logan wasn't taking it. He pulled you back, cupping your face and looking directly in your eyes.
"Not funny." Logan admonishes. "I want you to say it. Say, I'm perfect."
You knew better than to argue with him. So, you just smile. "I'm perfect. Your turn."
Logan chuckles. "Good girl. I'm perfect. You happy?"
You rest on his chest again. "Very."
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just like mummy II l.williamson
in the same universe as legacy and little golfer
"mila! mil? mila?" leah called out with a frown, poking her head in each room with a frown that deepened each time she didn't find her daughter.
"okay bubba this isn't funny we need to leave soon!" leah's voice wavered as she ducked down, checking under the beds with a huff as again she came up empty.
"mila? mummy isn't joking we really need to leave!" leahs chest tightened a little as she went room to room hunting for the four year old.
normally you took charge when it came to getting your daughter ready of a morning before training, but considering today was pre season media day you'd had meetings set earlier than leahs so you'd already left before the four year old was up.
normally mila was the very first awake of the three of you but last night she'd been particularly stubborn about refusing to go to bed which leah had promised to take care of after almost two hours of trying to get her settled, practically locking you in the bathroom to shower.
when you'd finished you'd found them both curled up on the lounge in front of the tv, passed out together with a rerun of the euros playing on the large screen.
so with a much later bedtime than normal she'd actually slept in to the point leahs alarm had gone off and she was stunned to be alone in bed, expecting a four year old lump curled up on the end of her bed as usual like a cat.
"ready!" the blonde almost jumped out of her skin as tiny footsteps sounded behind her.
"i look like you! wanted to match today." the girl grinned, one of leahs arsenal kits hanging down on her like a dress and her feet drowned in a pair of football boots and socks which continued to fall down.
"stay up!" the smaller blonde huffed yanking at them with a scowl which if you'd been there you'd have commented was near identical to leahs own.
"oh mila." leah chuckled, relief flooding her body replaced quickly with amusement. "you have boots! lets go find them you monkey." the blonde laughed, scooping up her daughter and tossing her over her shoulder.
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"mama!" you looked away from the interviewer at the familiar scream, hiding a laugh at the way your wife grabbed the back of your daughters top trying to restrain her, other hand barely holding together her own bag as well as mila's, lia hurrying over to lend a hand.
"thats us pretty much done anyway." the interviewer smiled kindly, nodding for you to go as you thanked them and shook hands, standing up and heading over to where a small riot had taken place as mila's aunties all fought over who got a hug first.
"excuse me i think i take priority." you called out over the squabbling, leah almost taken to the floor by the force in which your daughter pulled to get to you, letting go and catching her footing as a small body slammed into your legs.
"mama you weren't there when i woke up." mila frowned as you smiled and smoothed her creased eyebrows out with your thumb, squatted down to be at her level.
"i know, but remember i told you i had to come to work early? to take pictures." you poked her stomach a few times eliciting a giggle. "oh yeah. hey look! i match mummy." mila perked back up, taking a step back and doing a spin.
"you didn't want to match me?" you gasped in mock offence, mila shaking her head with a cheeky smile and running back to leah before you could grab her.
"no i'm mummys little gunner."
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it was around an hour later when the day took a turn, mila having been passed around between your teammates as you and leah fulfilled your interviews and commitments.
you were doing a few tiktoks with laia for barclays when you were interrupted by your best friend, whispering something to one of the producers who frowned but nodded.
"williamson, you're needed. can someone go find pelova to take her place please?"
confused you stepped aside, alessia grabbing your hand without another word and tugging you away. "where are we going?" you questioned with a frown. "we have a problem." the blonde sighed, refusing to elaborate much more as she pulled you out of the main room.
"wait is it mila? is she hurt? sick? do we need an ambulance?" you began to panic as you were pulled toward the change rooms. "yes, no, no, not yet." alessia answered which didn't help ease your anxiety.
"not yet!" you exclaimed though as the taller girl pulled you into the change rooms and you saw the sight in front of you, suddenly things all made sense.
"oh my god."
"just like mummy!" mila cheered, sat on the bench on lia's lap with a horrendously self cut attempt at a fringe, safety scissors confiscated and a very guilty looking kyra hovering about nearby.
"what. happened." you exhaled unable to drag your gaze away from your daughters new haircut.
"she was with kyra and i and we were colouring. then she asked for some scissors and we assumed she was going to cut out the picture from her book to show you and leah and well we looked away for like one minute and..." lia began to explain, trailing off gesturing to mila's forehead and her new 'bangs'.
"mila.." you exhaled, dragging your hands down your face as alessia rubbed your back gently. "mummy got a hair cut, so i got a hair cut." the four year old beamed clearly very proud of herself.
"has leah seen-" "nope."
though you may have jinxed it as footsteps sounded and the woman i question arrived, mila's bag in hand ready to tell the pair of you that you were all free to head to lunch.
"leah. it was an accident love, breathe." you grabbed your wifes arms watching her face change as she took in mila's haircut and the scissors sitting idly by, mouth opening and closing as she looked around the room.
"kyra. we need to go outside...for a little chat." leah warned, voice calm and face anything but as she didn't even wait for someone to explain before deciding who she was blaming for this.
"leah-" the girl couldn't even get a word out before she sprinted off, your wife quick to follow her as mila just giggled and you sighed, alessia's hand coming to sit on her shoulder.
"now i think we might need that ambulance."
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How the 141 show love to each other
Ghost:
He sends Soap random pictures of flowers and stuff, the sunrise when he's up for it, or even a bumblebee he found resting on a flower. Knows how his coffee is made perfectly when it's homemade. Gives little forehead kisses when they're alone or with the 141 only. Will hook his ankle under Soap's feet and stay there for hours if necessary, anything to keep the contact.
He hands Gaz small things he likes, a particularly pretty leaf or a loose bolt he found on the ground. He also gives him samples of teas he thinks he'll like, makes sure to pay attention to if he needs a blanket.
He'll sit next to Price on a rough day and say nothing, just be a grounding presence. He'll save him his favorite foods from the mess hall and put them on his plate when Price comes and sits down.
He includes Laswell during team activities when possible, making sure she can take a call and face timing her so she can see the dumb shit that's happening, putting the phone in the best position to see the chaos. Sends her and her wife their favorite candies for holidays.
Soap:
Makes and fixes things for Ghost, sends him pictures of the stray cats he sees on his walks and while he's making his way around base. He knows Ghost's cafe coffee order by heart so he can order for him while they're in public. Cheek and nose kisses, likes to gently bite Ghost's cheek when they're alone, claims it's to "show dominance" but does it so softly that it just feels like a love nibble. Puts his hand under the mask at the back of Ghost's head and plays with the hairs at the nape of his neck.
Cuts Gaz's hair for him, Gaz once got a bad cut at the place he went to because they had a person who was new to styling do it hair so when he got mad about it back at base (not at the person, never at the person) Soap fixed it for him and made it better. Kicks his feet when he's nodding off in places he shouldn't be.
Steals Price's hat at least once a month to make sure nothing is falling off or tearing or ripped. During these inspections he'll add another bobble to the collection, something light and small to its unobtrusive. Draws little cute pictures and slips them in his vest pockets when he gets close enough.
Will send selfies and pictures of the group to Laswell, texting her a fun fact or a pun every day, telling a funny story about the recruits or what Gaz or Ghost or Price did that day too if there is one.
Gaz:
Gets Soap new drawing journals when he runs out, new pencils too. Gets him socks with dumb ass designs for Christmas and Halloween, the latter one because he thinks it's hilarious to give gifts then. Listens to and talks about special interests and really pays attention, even educating himself on aspects he doesn't know about.
He'll do the same thing for Ghost that Ghost does for Price. He'll sit next to him in silence and do his own thing while Ghost is having a bad time, waiting until he wants to speak. He learned sign language and taught Ghost so they could speak easier on days where his brain felt too heavy to conjure up the right syllables. Keeps every leaf Ghost gives him and puts them in a scrapbook with a date and location, shows Ghost after it's done.
Hugs Price almost religiously. He's Price's most common hugger, being the majority of where he gets his touch (platonic) so he's not touch starved. Will drag Price out of bed on a bad day since Price asked him to if he deems it an appropriate day to do so, will talk Price through boring paperwork and make it more fun so it goes faster.
While everyone else texts Laswell every day, he does every other day if that, leading to barely any exchanges but when there are some, they're meaningful to both of them. He's her vent partner, the person she goes to when she needs to complain about someone or something, he gives advice and is an overall good listener.
Price:
He gave Soap a fitbit once, something he won one time and never wore himself, he has the account linked on his phone so he can keep track of his heartbeat and sleeping habits, making sure he's getting enough rest and enough time to himself so he won't lose himself trying to be a people pleaser. He also gives him chocolates he knows Soap likes, orders them and stockpiles them for a bad day and then goes up to Soap and hands him a few wordlessly. Trying to silently tell him that he knows what he's going through and it's ok to break sometimes, to stop being strong sometimes.
When Ghost gives him his favorites from the mess, Price exchanges for Ghost's favorites. When he sees Ghost getting overwhelmed he tells him he needs to see him in his office and gets him out of the situation, handing him a blanket when he gets inside and telling him to lay down for a second because Ghost is so overwhelmed he's on the verge of giving himself a migraine.
He gives as good as he gets with physical contact with Gaz, hugging him just as hard, a hand on the back of his neck here and there to make sure he's emotionally balanced, fingers brushing his shoulder to remind him he's not alone. Will make sure he's having a good day or not based on how badly his hands shake. When Gaz gets too into his own head, he makes a game of giving Gaz his hat and telling him to play keep away with Ghost and Soap, knowing leading them into a game will help.
He sends cards and videos and pictures of anything and everything he can think of to Laswell, he's her second vent partner and will be the "beat his ass" version rather than understanding like Gaz. He shows he cares by being willing to burn the world for her and her wife and she appreciated it immensely when he jokes about taking her to a bar fight to let off some steam.
Laswell:
She doesn't like showing that she cares too much with physical things, so her care for Soap is mostly sending him tv show and movie recommendations.
She sends Ghost pictures of plants she found on the internet and what they're useful for. They have a "plant a day" thing where she has a whole list or book detailing various plants in alphabetical order and she picks one to send its information to him.
Give Gaz music recommendations and lets him vent back to her, she has a Spotify they share where they put random music on it if they like it.
Tells Price specific updates about her home life and how her wife is doing over the phone. Nothing too revealing but enough to make him feel like she truly trusts him.
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Trying challenges with mha boys. Ft. Bakugou, Kaminari, Sero, Kirishima x Gn!Reader | Warning: slight implication of reader having an aim/gun quirk in Kirishimaās part, mention of drowning in Kaminariās part
Examples of challenges will be linked with each of the boys
Katsuki Bakugou
- sock challenge
- youāre explaining the rules and heās getting into a position to attack you
-like damn couldnāt wait for every rule to be explained without looking like youāre about to tackle someone
- when youāre done saying the rules, and you both agree on being ready he waits for a second, then is on you the next second
- immediately has one arm wrapped around your waist to keep you still, and heās trying to lean down using his other available hand to grab at your sock
- now youāre trying to flip out of his hold
- if youāre a very determined person who doesnāt give up easily then this is definitely about to be a lot of back and forth
-each time you get a hold of each other you push the sock down by an inch before the other gets away
-after what felt like forever and even though it wasnāt, Kaminari came into the room about to ask for something of Bakugou
-When Kaminari came in seeing the weird ass position yāall seemed to be in while grabbing at each other's socks, he started laughing like a hyena while pulling out his phone to take a picture
-You used this moment to your advantage with Bakugou distracted, yelling at Kaminari, you grab off his sock all the way
-This lead to both you and Kaminari laughing as you high-five at the victory you made
-Bakugou calls you a cheater and demands a rematch
Eijiro Kirishima
-trust shot challenge
-brings it up to you and says it will be good practice for you
- reassures you if you shoot him that heāll be fine with his quirk, but where was the reassurance on you not getting hit
- you go first getting behind the counter and aiming a nerf gun at the cup on top of your boyfriendās head
-you tried a few times
-first two shots almost hit the cup
-til you finally got it knocking the cup down, 3rd time was in fact a charm
-now itās his turn which is where the problem comes in
-he wasnāt goodā¦
-one of the shots he took was an inch off from hitting your ear
-made you jump slightly seeing the nerf bullet go by from your side all close
- āI got it! I got it! donāt worry!ā
- uhm lies you should be worried
- heās hitting things all over next to you
-it was a shame when that pretty vase had to go
-next thing you know your back got hit
-you turn to face him not knowing this fool was shooting multiple times all quickly
-now he hit your temple
-when he realizes he gasps all dramatic
-āBabe, Iām sorry really! I did not mean to aim thereā
-āEijirou hand me the gunā¦nowā
-it was time for revenge on the redhead
Hanta Sero
- lean challenge
- both of you saw it and wanted to make an attempt
- first time he wasnāt ready and you were about to slip out of the hold he had on your ankle
-quickly had to get you with his quirk before you just fell on the floor
-now youāre giving him a slight glare as he laughs nervously scratching the back of his neck
-try again and he gets it more together but you do swing a bit which made you think you were about to hit something
-eventually you get it together
-now it's your turn to lean him down and bring him back up
-yeah there were really no good first attempts from either side
-both of you falling on the floor
-laid out giggling at the failure to complete this
-takes a bit longer for you to properly keep him in your hold
-neither of you take it as a personal win just celebrate with each other for getting it done
Denki Kaminari
- high pour challenge
- brought it up to you
- heās laughing already while positioning the camera just thinking about what might happen
- you didnāt fully understand what the point of this would be but you went along with it
-you didnāt go first arguing he was āabout to drown youā
-he accepted it smiling not caring for the order he just wanted to try it
-when you first aim at his mouth you pour lightly
-āCāmon you do better than thatā
-heās egging you on to get it done faster what a mistake that was
-next thing you know heās gargling and spitting it out
-āSee this is why I didnāt wanna do it quickly.ā
-you go to him patting his back for good measure, looking at him like heās an idiot
-he only laughs and you feel slight concern for your boyfriend
-āItās fine letās just try again or we try on you now!ā
-āDenki, no absolutely not, youāre not trying that on me.ā
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pairing:Ā hwang hyunjinĀ xĀ femĀ reader
genre: smut āĀ MDNI
synopsis:Ā you find a way to make more money not realising hyunjin is doing the same
warnings:Ā smut, established relationship, distribution of explicate content (pics) online, sex work (onlyfans), taking videos during explicate moments (everything is consensual), oral sex (m rec), pussy drunk hyunjin, unprotected sex, cum eating, multiple orgasms, overstimulation, cream pie, pet names, word 'girl' is used.
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desperate calls calls for desperate measures and that's exactly what you have done.
money is tight. you barely have enough to make ends meet. once you have paid rent, electric and water bills, you have just enough for groceries.Ā
you soon grew tired of struggling. you don't like asking for help because you've been taught that it's a sign of weakness, plus, having to ask people for money isn't necessarily a smooth nor nice thing to ask for.
your boyfriend, hyunjin, is also in the same boat as you. he left his small town to live in the big city thinking nothing of it, until he realised how expensive it is. you both live on the same apartment block, just across the hallway from one another.
a clichĆ© series of events happened that brought you both together. you've spoken to each other for months but it was nothing but a simple āhelloā and small talk in the complex elevator. however, on this one faithful (and unlucky) day, did everything change.
one thing happened after another. a series of unfortunate events. your pay check hadn't come through and you needed that considering you were behind on the rent. luckily for you, the landlord is a kind and understanding person so he gave you some time.
after being on the phone for three hours, listening to the same elevator music whilst being on hold, you got no where, which naturally, lead to your frustration. you decided to just get on with your day, shop for groceries so that's at least one thing you don't have to worry about.
that didn't go as planned.
you went over budget. you didn't realise that the cost of living would also affect the price of food. you had so little groceries for such a high price, food that wouldn't last a week and to top it off, paper bags are now the new thing which you don't mind however, they're flimsy and weak.
on your way home, it started to rain. the rain was heavy, bouncing off the pavement and passing vehicles. you're pretty sure you got splashed by a car or two but you couldn't tell considering your jeans were soaked and sticking to your legs with your socks soaking up all the water from the hole in your beaten down trainers.
you got to the revolving doors of the complex. as if on queue, the flimsy paper bag broke resulting in all your groceries falling onto the pavement. you wanted to cry, to curse at the world for having such a bad day but a knight in shining armour came to your rescue.
hyunjin saw what had happened. he saw how soaked you looked, how your t-shirt was see through, jeans darkened in colour as your hair dripped with water. he looked at your sullen and defeated expression and felt sorry for you. he also felt something else for you, but now was not the right time to be having thoughts, especially when you looked so defeated and desperate for help.
he helped you. he gathered up your groceries and helped you to your apartment door, for you to find out that you lost your apartment keysāsomehow. all you could do was laugh because if you didn't laugh, you'd cry.
hyunjin was nothing but helpful to you that day. he let you crash at his place, use his shower and dress in his clothing. you slept on the sofa and helped around the apartment for him such as cooking and cleaning, almost like husband and wifeāalmost.
since then, you two have been together as well as inseparable. you hate to ask for money. you always feel like you always have bad luck and well, it sucks.
you need money and you need it fast. your dead end job barely pays enough. as well as needing the money, you also want money because you want to buy yourself nice things. fund your little hobbies and dress up in nice clothing. buy what you want, when you want and not have to worry or feel guilty when you spend money on luxuries.
you came across an article about how much someone earns in a month just from subscriptions on onlyfans. after some research you learnt that onlyfans is a place for sexual photos and videos with people paying a subscription fee to āunlockā and see the explicit content.
you thought about it, long and hard. for days and days you thought. the more you thought, the more you wanted to do it. if all you had to do was take a few explicit photos of yourself and not have to worry about money for years, then so be it.
what you didn't bank on, was your boyfriend to find out.
āhow did youā?ā you blink at hyunjin. his phone facing in your direction. your onlyfans profile staring right back at you. the colour drains from your cheeks, heart thumping against your chest.
it was supposed to be a calm and collective movie night. hyunjin wanted company, he phoned you up and you said yes, of course! you went to use the bathroom and within minutes, you came back to the living area to this.
āi knew it was you! i recognise those breasts anywhere!ā hyunjin says with a chuckle as he turns his phone back to himself. his thumb swiping up his screen as he checks out your content.
you blink a few times. confusion as well as a million questions swim around in your head. he's not angry at you and that's confusing you.
āyou have to send me this one, damn!ā hyunjin groans as he shows you your topless mirror selfie. after a few more blinks, you suddenly come back down to earth. realisation hitting you.
āwait. all my content is locked behind a subscription fee.ā
āyeah, i know.ā
āso you paid to see my photos??ā you say as you sit down on the sofa beside him. he hums, shrugging and giving you a nod. āwhy? how? are you not mad?ā
āi was browsing the site and came across your profile, so i paid the fee to see what spicy content you have.ā hyunjin smirks. his whole demeanour throwing you off massively. āplus, why would i be mad when i do the same thing.ā
āoh i don't knāwait, what?ā hyunjin's cheeks turn a faint pink colour. he looks at you and grins before laughing at your shocked expression.
āi do it too. would be pretty hypocritical of me to be mad at you for doing what i do.ā
āwait so, you also take pictures of yourself too?ā
āyeah with the occasional video.ā
āwhat type of videos?ā hyunjin puts his phone down before leaning back with his legs spread.
āi jerk off. ā
āand people like that?ā hyunjin nods. āmore than the pics?ā
ādepends. everyone has different tastes in what they like.ā
āwhy did you start doing this..?ā
āwhy did you?ā
ābecause i needed the money. my dead end job barely pays enough for this overpriced apartment. once everything is paid for, i barely have enough for myself. i just wanted that bit extra.ā
āthat's the reason why i started too. i underestimated how expensive living in the city is. now i earn enough to the point where, i don't have to do it. i just do it for fun.ā
you look away. everything slowly sinking in. so many thoughts and feelings such as relief, washing over you. you feel close to tears. all those hours you spent awake in bed, feeling shackled with fearāworthless.
āhey.ā hyunjin speaks softly, his hand coming into contact with your chin to turn it so you're looking at him āare you ok yn?ā
āyeah.. yeah! it's just a lot to take in, that's all.ā you laugh softly, leaning into his touch.
āwas you worried about me finding out?ā
āfuck yeah! stuff like this isn't very appreciated by many people. i was scared you'd judge me or worse; hate me.ā
āoh baby. i could never hate you. i love you, plus you do whatever you like. i don't care as long as you're safe.ā
āthank you.ā
āplus, this just means we can start doing things together. if you want to, that is.ā
āyou mean as in..?ā hyunjin licks his lips and smirks as he slowly nods his head. ālike what?ā
āwell, you can suck my cock for starters. i think that'd be a great introduction video.ā
āy-you mean, right now?ā you bite your bottom lip gently as hyunjin runs his fingers through your hair, stopping at the back of your head. he gathers a bunch of hair and tugs at the roots causing you to hiss.
āyes, right now. be a good girl and put that mouth of yours to good use.ā with a single nod and a hum, you shuffle off the sofa and between hyunjin's legs.
you lick your lips at the sight of his already erect penis that's happily forming a tent in his sweat pants. you grab the waistband, hyunjin lifting up his hips as you pull the fabric down his legs.
you squeeze your thighs together as you press the palm of your hand against his bulge, roughly. you begin to palm him, starting off slow and steady before picking up the pace once you feel him twitch.
all the while, hyunjin has grabbed his phone and started to record you. he makes sure not to get your face into the shot. you slowly trace the outline of his penis with your fingernail, before giving a few rough squeezes at the tip.
ālet's not keep the people waiting baby. hurry up.āĀ
you grab the waistband of his boxer shorts, pulling them down his legs to pool alongside with his sweats. his erection springs free, hyunjin making sure he catches it on camera, releasing a satisfactory hum.
you lick your lips hungrily, loving the red blush on his tip and the shimmer of pre-cum that seeps from his slit. you wrap your hand around the base, his girth too thick for your hand to wrap all the way around.Ā
ālook at that. your hand looks so small wrapped around my thick cock.ā he hums. you whimper softly at his dirty talk, something you've never experienced from hyunjin before. it's clear he is playing up to the camera, being a bit extra for the sake of the contentābut you love it so much and want more.
hyunjin runs his fingers through your hair slowly, his fingertips massaging your scalp. he pushes the back of your head towards him, stopping when you're eye level with his cock. you rub his tip suddenly with the pad of your thumb, fast and harshājust the way he likes it.
if hyunjin wants to put on a show, then a show he shall get.
his hips suddenly buck upwards at the harsh rubs. your thumb coating in his pre-cum. hyunjin stutters and legs shake, hand quick to release from your hair to grab your wrist to make you stop.
he heavily pants, a thin sheen of sweat resting on his forehead. you look up at him innocently but give him a quick smirk.
āyou cheeky girl.ā he grunts. you batter your eyelashes at him in a sickly sweet manor. the innocent, sweet expression on your face making hyunjin want to dirty you and mark you as his territory.
āsuck.ā you shiver at the harshness of his tone. a dominant tone that screams ādon't mess with me.ā you nod once, parting your lips to allow your tongue to slide out and make contact with the underside of his shaft.
you give it a long, slow lick to the tip, using the tip of your tongue to poke and lick his slit. pre-cum gathers on your tongue as you flatten and swirl it around his tip.
hyunjin hums softly, spreading his legs wider and sinking into the material of the sofa. his head kicks back as his eyes close, his black permed hair falling behind him.
you wrap your lips around him, suckling on his tip whilst swirling your tongue around it a few more times to get it soaked in your saliva. you lazily stroke the base, occasionally rolling and squeezing his balls.
you embrace his length by engulfing it. the warmth and wetness of your mouth sends shivers down to hyunjin's balls and cock, making him twitch in your mouth. you hum around his length which makes hyunjin shiver and part his lips to let out soft moans and grunts.
your eyes flutter shut. you allow yourself to focus and get lost in pleasuring your boyfriend. his breathy pants and moans in the form of your name encourages you. you manage to get half his length, if not a little more, in your mouth but not without gagging a few times and feeling like you cannot breath.
saliva accumulates and drips from the stretched corners of your mouth. it gathers and pools at the base, coating your hand and making it uncomfortable for you. you swallow the saliva, swallowing him in the process. throat clenching around his thick cock causes hyunjin to gasp out loud.Ā
he looks down at you, phone still being held at a decent length considering the current state he is in. he grabs a fistful of your hair, bundling it up to yank at. you let out a pained whimper, eyes squeezing shut.
wet, sloppy sounds paired with the occasional pop when you release him from you mouth mixes in the living area. hyunjin can't control his moaning. your spit and tear stained face a stark contrast to your usual innocent and clean look.
he just wants to dirty you even more.
āi can never get over how fucking good you are at giving head, yn.āĀ
you smirk, giving him a simple hum before engulfing his length again. you suck, lick, fondle and hum causing hyunjin to come closer and closer to the edge. his grip on your hair tightening, his balls straining as heat pools to the pit of his stomach.
āfuck, cum. i'm going to cum yn, shit.ā hyunjin splutters. his hips buck up suddenly, tip hitting the back of your throat causing you to gag as his fluids shoot and coat your throat. he heavily pants, body twitching and muscles spasming.
you swallow the best you can, pulling away to lick his tip and your lips clean.Ā
āshit..ā hyunjin pants, stopping the recording and putting his phone down. āthat was fucking amazing.ā
āseems like you enjoyed it a bit too much hyun.ā you smirk, eyes flickering to his still hardened cock.
without a word, hyunjin rises to his feet and picks you up in one swift motion. he walks to the bedroom, opening the door and throwing you on the mattress before stripping himself of his clothing.
āi just want so much more of you yn. you're addictive.ā
ā
āf-fuck! ah, h-hyun. c-cant, i can't!ā
āyou can, i know you can!āĀ
you let out a shaky whimper. bodies slick with sweat and body fluids, hyunjin driving you to your nth orgasm of the night. feeling sticky in cum and juices paired with the suffocating heat of hyunjin's bodyāit's all becoming a little overwhelming.
your body has been put in various positions. love bites, nail indentations and red marks decorate each others skin. hyunjin is approaching his limit but he's too hungry for you.
the overstimulation of each thrust is too much for you both, but you're both addicted to each other, to the feeling. you desperate cling and claw at hyunjin, whilst he hisses in pain. your cunt is sensitive but so warm and sloppy that hyunjin just doesn't know if he can stop.
āgood.. good. so good, fuck yn.ā he blabbers as his hips snap against yours. his bottom lip swollen from biting down too much and too hard, his hair slicked back and in place thanks to the sweat from his body.
āplease don't stop. keep going, fuck.ā you pant. you're both drunk and hazy from lust and love. neither one of you knowing what you're saying. everything is just a daze, it's just you two in the moment.
the bed creaking, sheets tangled and pillows nowhere to be seen. you're both going to have an earful from the neighbours when you see them; not that any of you care.
āyour pussy just feels so good. it's so tight and wet. i'm being sucked in and you hold me so well.āĀ
hyunjin's body is buzzing off adrenaline. he feels like he is being sucked into you, his mind and soul being lost into the abyss. he wants so much more of you, more than you can give.Ā
hyunjin continues on with his blabbering, his eyes half lidded and glossy. lips parted, chest heaving. his movements show no signs of slowing down as he drives his cock deep inside you multiple times to hit that sweet spot of yours, driving you both closer and closer to the edge.
you babble along with him. hands reaching out from something to cling onto in hopes you come back down to realityābut nothing. with each drive of hyunjin's cock, with each hit of your g-spot, your body tingles and mind numbs over more and more.
the pits of your stomachs on fire, burning and tensing. you look at hyunjin to be met with pleading and desperate eyes. he grips onto your waist, movements now slow, sloppy and desperate.Ā
āi want.. i need toāā his own sentence interpreted as his orgasm suddenly hits him. you clench around him as he empties himself inside you, filling you up some more to the point where you leak out onto the sheets.
your own orgasm hits you, knocking the air out off your lungs and making you arch you back off the bed. you both heavily pant as hyunjin slowly pulls out off you. you shiver at the feeling of cum and juices seeping out of you.
hyunjin looks at it sheepishly, feeling somewhat guilty. he knows he lost his senses during the process, he got drunk of you.
āsorry..ā
ādon't be. you know i love it when you're like that.ā your body heavy with exhaustion. without a word, hyunjin rushes to the bathroom and grabs a wet flannel. he gently cleans you up, being delicate around your delicate areas as well as any sores, bruises or marks that may seem or look painful on your body.
āhow long do you think you will do the onlyfans thing?ā hyunjin asks before resting next to you. you think for a second, shrugging before looking at him.
āi don't know. until i get bored and feel like i have enough money, i guess. and you?ā
āsame. would you want to do it with more people?ā
āwhat? like a threesome?ā you smirk.
āyeah.ā
āmhm, maybe. depends on who it is though. would have to be a close friend of ours. think it's safer than having a stranger.ā
āthat's true. plus i'd feel at ease if it was a close friend.ā
āi have one question though, baby.ā you sit up slowly, hyunjin following suit to help you.
āwhat is it?ā
āwould you want it to be man or woman?ā
āmhm.. i don't really care if i'm honest babe.ā
āsame. i'm down for whatever, however, would you be able to manage seeing another person going down on me?ā
āwhen you put it that way, i don't think i would. i think i'd get too jealous.ā
āyeah, me too. seeing another person suck on your cock just fuels me with jealousy.ā hyunjin let's out a small laugh, kissing your cheeks tenderly.
āmaybe threesomes are not for us then, darling.ā
āmaybe not. let's just stick to posting on onlyfans for a while.ā
note: this wasn't my original idea for hyunjin. i wanted to bring back an old fic from the dead but no matter how many scenarios, how many times i deleted and started over, it just didnt/wouldn't work. so i accepted that it wasn't going to work instead of stressing myself over it and created this mess instead, lmao. donāt forget toĀ leave feedback, reblogĀ and tell me what you thinkĀ here. curious as to what is next? here is myĀ wips list! i hope you all enjoy! ā¹3
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Colder Weather - Mammon, Leviathan, Asmodeus, Beelzebub and Belphegor
Genre: fluff headcanons
Summary: how the boys act when itās cold + snowing outside
CW: cold weather, snow, asmo forcing you to go outside (ew), lots of cuddling, pretty mid writing on my part
okok so no Lucifer or Satan for this one cause I just had no ideas :((( like I had a few but not nearly enough for complete hcs so sorry guys
also holy fuck itās been a while since I wrote obey me hcs lmao so im a little rustyā¦sorry guys
also I promise Iāll shut up but itās gonna be almost -50 celsius here this weekend (yay, Canada!) so I will be stuck inside if you guys have any obey me (or other fandoms) ideas!!
Mammon:
Mammon and to snow DO NOT mix
biggest baby in the entire Devildom when it gets cold
he has this super tacky fur coat that he insists is real rabbit fur (itās fauxāthe big softy couldnāt bear real fur)
refuses to leave the house, even if he has to work
worse than that: he refuses to let you leave the house, even if you have things to do
āhey, human. where dāya think youāre going? itās cold out there. youāll get sick, or worse, dead!ā
invites you to his room cause he has this āsuper awesome heaterā (read: himself)
you end up lounging on the couch with him and watching movies with excruciatingly long car chases
you start shivering despite the sweater youāre wearing, and Mammon not so begrudgingly beckons you over to come sit under the blanket with him
honestly he forgets how to breathe because youāre so close and you smell nice and youāre relying on him for warmth
at some point it gets colder and you start shivering again
goes to grab another blanket but you stop him, looking up at him with those pleading eyes
ādonāt go, mams. iāll freeze without you.ā
pretends to be humble about it but inside he is screaming
not sure how it happens but you end up in his lap??
he has both arms around you, cocooning you between him and the blanket
you both fall asleep on the couch, snow storm long forgotten
Leviathan:
locks himself in his room to spend the whole day watching anime
also sorry but this manās room is a whole terrarium
heās got his heater, his fan, his air purifier, his humidifier
his place is always the perfect temperature and the perfect place to take refuge in a blizzard
he pretends like heās annoyed when you come into his room, dressed in warm clothes and fuzzy socks, a blanket draped over your shoulders
but really he doesnāt mindāhe actually has to hide his rosy cheeks with you because heās so flustered at the idea that you chose him
orders an insane amount of comfort food to eat during your anime marathon
like heaps and heaps of food that the two of you couldnāt possibly finish
offers you to share his blanket with him, wrapping it around the two of you to keep warm while you munch on food
somehow it turns into you leaning your head on his shoulder, eyelids getting heavy in the warmth of his room
Levi canāt even be annoyed that youāre missing episodes of the animeāyou look so cute like this
Asmo:
HATES the cold, LOVES the snowĀ
itās a weird dynamicā¦
dresses you up in the cutest snowsuit ever, and forces you to sit outside in the cold for over an hour taking picturesĀ
āasmo weāre gonna catch a coldā
ādemons donāt get sick from the cold, donāt be sillyā
youāre not a demon????
when heās finally done with the pictures donāt expect any attention from him after
he still has to edit, caption and post them to DevilgramĀ
you sit under his comforter in the corner of his bed, shivering miserably and shooting glares at him from the corner of your eyesĀ
Finally he puts down his DDD and looks at you, his eyes sparkling when he sees just how cute and cold you lookĀ
uses the cold as an excuse to get as close to you as possible, cuddling you tightlyĀ
heās so tempted to take a selfie of the two of you in bed together but he doesnāt want to ruin the momentĀ
probably insists on your laying between his legs with your head on his chest for āmaximum warmthāĀ
really he just want to feel you
you end up falling asleep in his room, and who is he to wake you?Ā
Beel:
honestly indifferent to the cold
heās just built differentlyĀ
heās not the biggest fan of it, but heās not as much of a baby as some of his older brothersĀ
still, he doesnāt quite like the idea of you going out in the cold (at least, not without proper protection)
offers to get anything you need, but if you insist on going out, heāll come with youĀ
and of course he bundles you up firstĀ
has you dressed in one of his sweaters with one of his old winter jackets over top
you look tiny in his big clothesĀ
when you get home after heāll make you stand in front of the heater to warm up while he disappears into the kitchenĀ
of course heās going into the kitchenĀ
but youāre pleasantly surprised when he comes back with two steaming bowls of chicken noodle soup
you guys eat and watch a movie in the living room, Beel asking you every five minutes if youāre coldĀ
you take another one of his sweaters just to get him to stop bothering you about itĀ Ā
insists on feeding you every hour and piling snacks on the coffee tableĀ
ādonāt give me that look. you need food to stay warm, y/n.ā
Belphie:
hates blizzards because they interrupt his sleepĀ
he can usually sleep through anythingāfrom sunny days to volcanic eruptions
but the cold??? no way
his bed gets cold and even his thickest, softest blankets donāt helpĀ
butā¦maybe a certain warm human could help his sleepĀ
ends up crawling into bed with you in the middle of the night, hardly making a soundĀ
you only wake when you feel the bitter cold on your body slowly fading away, a new warmth pressed against youĀ
āgo back to sleepādonāt move! im comfy....ā
youāre not even phased by Belphie sneaking into bed with you at this pointĀ
and the warmth is honestly really niceĀ
you cuddle back into him, shoving your back as tight against his chest as it will goĀ
he throws an arm over your waist, holding your hip flush against hisĀ
definitely stays with you the whole nightāand the next few after thatĀ
with the excuse heās just ākeeping warmā, of courseĀ
checks on you every time he wakes up in the night, groggily reaching out to make sure youāre still warm and okay
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I will have to send two asks in short succession here causeeeeeeee the seungmin babygirl look (the thigh high fuzzy socks and mary janes) and the innie collar are going to take me out.
Let's start with seungmin because I can :)
Like the day the photos come out you praise him as you normally do when new teasers and stuff happen and he suspects nothing. HOWEVER. Like a week later you're waiting for him and there's a suspicious package waiting on the table that you tell him to open. He does and oh? Some very pretty thigh high socks? And a little pair of silky shorts? Hmmmmm what could the inspiration for these be š. You tell him to put them on, since you couldn't be there for the original photos so you want your little homemade version hehe. You meant it too, because you get right to ordering him around to pose in different angles and positions. Seungmin gets a little frustrated but doesn't show it, cause he truly expected to be bent over in an instant but nooooooo. While he's posing he does start thinking about all the things he wants you to do to him, and the next pose you order him into š¤ you can see just how hard he is in those shorts. You're almost done the photoshoot anyways, but push it a little farther to see if Seungmin says anything. He doesn't, but he gets about 8 million times more restless. Eventually he can barely sit still which is just the PERFECT teasing opportunity. So you start poking in and Seungmin ignores and brushes it off as he usually does. But! It doesn't take long before he finally snaps "I want you to bend me over and fuck me, but apparently all you want is pictures!" AHAHAHAHA. š¤ who knew this was all it took to break him. So you walk so so slowly towards him and grin and Seungmin is just like. Ah fuck, what have I done now
So much build up and for what? Why am I like this? He messes with my brain in a heinous way istg š«„. Thank you to everyone who reads this, do not perceive me -š¦
the way u and š¾ anon sent ur asks not even 5 minutes apart š seungmo really had us all in his babydoll clutches w that fit
what a perfectly seungminnie scenario hehe it really does make for a great way to tease him bc of course he loves his pictures!! who is he to deny you snapping a million photos of him from every angle imaginable and fawning over how pretty your boy is. itād be extra fun to pause after each new shot and make a big fuss of showing it to him so he can see how good he looks, both as a way to gradually fluster him more and more w all your compliments, and to chip away at his patience. even when he starts to get antsy, he tries his best hide it bc he can definitely sense some kind of trap being set up by you
ordering him to take poses where he canāt hide how worked up heās made himself is soo evil i love it >:) you tell him to lean back a lil and spread his legs for you, and he just presses his lips together and awkwardly lets his arm rest between his thighs in a pointless attempt to hide his bulgeā¦and when u still act oblivious it just makes his tension skyrocket bc even someone as disciplined as seungmo has his limits! can you imagine if you leaned in close to him and his breath kinda catches in his throat bc he thinks youāre finally gonna give him what he needs, only for you to mess w the frayed edges of his shorts and āadjustā them for the camera. heād be a little mortified by how visibly he jolts when your fingers brush over his thighs, but thatās definitely the breaking point for him š smth abt how pouty he sounds when he finally loses his patience makes all that tortuous buildup worth it
#also im not sure if u sent ur innie ask but if so i dont think i got it!#ask#š¦ anon#š seungmo
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happy WIP Wednesday, zamasian lovelies! this week i bring you more snips from the ongoing sequel to push me hard! the first two screens are earlier in the fic, then the second two are a little later, with a good chunk between!
the full text is below the cut as usual! and last week's snippet from the same fic -> here
A: [FUCK I forgot I said Iād go for drinks with Jacob and Sam after wrapā¦]
E: [Aw shoot, guess youāre gonna miss out then.]
A: [:(((((]
E: [Does more faces mean more sad? What even is this.]
A: [cruel cruel man. Iām gonna be stuck drinking cocktails and god knows what else and youāre just poking fun at my millennial typing habits when you could be doing anything else more fun!]
E: [Oh yeah? Like jerking it on camera for you? Sending it like a mini porno straight to your phone?]
A: [...] A: [fucking hell eric]
E: [Oh, you like that idea? Your own little movie of filth you can jerk it to when youāre on your own?]
A: [is this sexting? are you sexting me right now?]
E: [You tell me. Is this sexting?]
A: [depends. what are you wearing?]
E: [Kid, you know what Iām wearing. The same shit I was wearing all day after my shoots were done.]
A: [no fun!!!]
E: [Jeans. And I have a grey shirt on, I guess? Black undershirt, black briefs. Socks. Shall I go on? Is it too sexy for you yet?]
A: [NO FUN!!!!!!]
E: [My handās down my pants you know.] E: [Thinking about what we said last night. Your mouth instead of my hand.]
A: [yeah?]
E: [Yeah. Youāve got real pretty lips, I bet theyād look amazing round my cock. But since youāre busy, I guess Iāll have to entertain myself, so hand it is.]
A: [ericā¦]
E: [You got a hard on, baby? Thinking about being on your knees between my thighs?]
A: really fucking inconvenient hard on since i just got my coat on and now weāre off to the fucking pub. Itās a good job itās dark.] A: [tell me more thoughā¦]
Hah. Eric palmed his cock again, rubbing down between jeans and briefs, surprised at how much this was actually starting to get him hard. He always loved to talk dirty during sex, so he figured maybe it stood to reason heād enjoy sexting too, even if just thinking the word made him feel a hundred years old.
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He sent both to Assad, then sighed. For all his grand ideas about jerking off for Assad now then having fun again later on, well. There came a point where you had to be realistic, and if he was honest with himself, Eric would much rather come in Assadās mouth than in his own hand.
His cock twitched, and he tucked it away, fastening up his fly. Well, nothing to say he couldnāt keep texting the guy. Didnāt need a hard on for that; just his way with words.
A: [thatās really fucking hotā¦ā¦.]
E: [Thatās your last pictures babe, donāt waste them. Tell me about your drink, and Iāll tell you what Iām going to do to you later.]
A: [last pictures? What happened to the grand porno you were gonna shoot?] A: [drinkās really good btw. STRONG. Too much absinthe for me, i got a different one. See]
A photo of a different drink was attached this time, this one in a tall, quite plain looking glass, a twist of lemon peel hanging over the edge and half of it missing.
E: [Looks good, what is it? Just wondering what youāll taste like when I kiss you tonight.]
A: [Autumn in Chicago! Not sure how it measures up to the real thing in Chicago, but it tastes nice. Pears! And ginger too.] A: [what else are you gonna do tonight?]
E: [Pears and ginger, huh? Sounds wonderful. I was thinking about what I said last night, do you remember?]
A: [like i could forget. Pretty sure i dreamt about it, actually. I mean, you already kinda did suck my dick last night too. It was nice.]
E: [Oh, only nice? Well, guess I gotta try harder. I donāt know though, not sure Iād call that properly sucking your cock, babe. That was just an appetizer.]
A: [whatās the main course? Eric Bogosian Deep Throat Special?] A: [.....actually that sounds pretty good. Iād eat at that restaurant]
E: [Itād cost you - expensive restaurant. Four Michelin stars, you know.] E: [But yeah, pretty much my plan. Hold you close, suck you off until you cum in my mouth. Wonder if itāll taste like pears.]
A: [wow okay. god. Thatās hot. Although still pretty unfair! When do i get to suck your dick?]
E: [How about afterwards? When youāre all soft and pliable, get you on your knees and fuck those pretty lips of yours.]
A: [...] A: [...fuck]
E: [Oh yeah, you like the sound of that?]
#zamasian#quailfic#assad texts are in orange in the text version under the cut!#these will be in whatsapp format when i finally finish and post to ao3!#hope u guys enjoy!! ššš
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Would love a director's cut of tired of looking for answers. It's my favorite ever
like a lot of emptyhalf productions this started with nothing but the thought "max should have a pussy for reasons" and then just went from there. i don't really understand my own writing process because i don't think there's much higher function happening during it, like my brain just knows what it's supposed to be doing somewhere and i sort of have to not distract it. eyes forward or whatever.
the original fic was just like. if max had a pussy lando would be obsessed with it. that's it that's the plot. then for whatever reason maximilian bradley fewtrell was posting stuff that implied he was pregnant and it was lando's or something, the usual sort of tuesday afternoon business with them lot and i was just about to invent an a/b/o mando when i was like wait hang on i have has-a-pussy max already.
which was why max got pregnant. well nah, that's because lando loves coming in him like four times a fucking day, absolute nightmare with the laundry. like bob doesn't make enough of it anyway, with all his rank socks and that. annoying thing is max kind of loves it, lando wanting to shag him all the time, running the stupid washing machine, knowing lando's knocked him up.
bob's less weird about it than max worried he might be. until max starts showing a bit and then he turns so overprotective, can't keep his hands off max's stomach like he thinks his big, stupid mitts will shield the baby or something stupid. like max doesn't love it, the way lando wants to take care of them both.
max does not enjoy the birth. it's pretty quick, in the end, if you don't count a day and a half of contractions that aren't quite strong enough to get sent to the princess grace. bob's there, holding his hand and his shoulders and putting a big hand, protective, over max's pussy when he's getting aggy about the number of people who keep prodding him there and saying things he doesn't want to think about like dilation.
thing is, he forgets the whole thing once they put kit on his chest. once he's got a newborn baby smelling all soft and wet and alive and lando's crying because of course he is but max is just grinning because this is the best thing he's ever done. fucking hell, how did he do this? absolutely mental. just made a brand new human, innit and now they're parents.
he's a bit reluctant to let kit go, when it's time for the other dad to get some skin to skin. but then seeing lando holding their baby, sitting next to max on the hospital bed, makes max want him to fuck another one in right there and then.
they bring the baby to races and there's kind of polite confusion about the whole thing. max doesn't care to explain it, people shouldn't need it spelled out to them that when two geezers love each other very much they can end up with a baby, should they? use their fucking brains.
lando slowly starts referring to max as his partner. posts billions of photos of their kids, even though it gives max a bit of the heebs about whether they're exposing them to the media and that sort of rubbish. but he's not going to tell lando to stop, not when he misses them so much when he's away. he takes the youngest up on the podium, once and max is terrified the donkey's going to fucking drop a baby like he does trophies or something but the pictures are properly adorable.
kit's taller than max by the time lando retires, it's her turn for a world championship that year anyway, in OKJ. lando wants to be able to watch her race, do what his dad did for him, not be away on his own stuff all the time. it's good, max reckons, that he's like this. wants to look after max and the kids, still fuck three times a day even if max made lando get the snip because they don't need a fourth baby.
that last night in abu dhabi they get all the kids in the bed, even though kit's complaining she's too old for this and anthoine's been a bit snuffly, rowan's going through the terrible fours, on top of the twos and threes. hold all their babies together, even if they're not much babies anymore. it's amazing, when you think about it, that they've done all this. never would've expected it back when him and bob were just doing bits at parties and that sort of thing.
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Who is the toxic one?
I was so excited to play BG3. I didn't bother with early access cause I wanted to play it all at release. I downloaded mods for the game the moment the game finished downloading cause I prefer playing RPGs with mods. My main goal was to create a beautiful as hell pretty boy to romance that hot as bloody hell vampire Astarion. I wanted to create a character that would knock his socks off in the beauty department. Astarion was worth it.
Behold! My Durge, such a pretty boy, you wouldn't think he'd need to bang corpses.
I roleplay my Durge as morally grey, leaning on black. He's a dark guy, charismatic, a Shadow Sorcerer (mods) and a Bard. I spent all of Act 1 crafting what type of person he is, why he is making the choices he is making and for the most part, Larian has done a great job of providing the dialogue options and choices for me to do that. Whether I saved the Grove, Raided it, or left them all to rot, I at least felt like I was able to come up with reasons why my Durge would do it. Now I admit, that I created my boy to romance Astarion, but I had no idea what type of character Astarion was and I'm the type to get heavy into roleplaying my character so if the romance didn't happen, then it didn't happen. I'm not going to pick dialogue options just to please a companion nor would I use mods to fake a connection that isn't there, at least not on a serious playthrough.
Lucky for me, Astarion was all over my dark morally grey edgelord. They really did have a connection and I found that my Durge actually fell in love with Astarion to the point of wanting no one else but him.
Even if he felt that Astarion was only using him, picked up on that during the third sex scene (that was just a replay of the first sex scene and picked the cuddle option). Even if Astarion didn't feel the same, my Durge was trading his blood for the shred of intimacy that came with the act. I guess you could say he was prostituting his blood for intimacy. Even false intimacy.
So imagine my surprise when Astarion confesses that he was doing the same, but for protection.
I saw them as two lost souls who always dreamed of finding someone like the other and now that they did, they don't know what to do. They're both learning how to love and they're both terrified of losing the other.
Once again, Larian did a great job of giving me choices here. I didn't want to roleplay as Dr. Phil, knowing all the answers and what's healthy and right. My Durge was not a healthy person. He would question Astarion's attraction to him, and he certainly wouldn't tell Astarion that they shouldn't have sex. This leads to Astarion telling him that he could be so much more. This is something my Durge can believe in. After all, it was always Astarion who seemed to have great insight into my character, he's the one who notices Durge not feeling well, and the one who treated him with kindness after the Bard incident. My Durge also thanks Auntie Ethel for the same thing and its the reason he doesn't bother her when she can't help them with the tadpole.
Durge was ready to accept this new type of relationship with Astarion, something deeper and more meaningful. My Druge is a sexual guy, but sex meant nothing if it wasn't with the man he loved. Cuddling in the tent, talking for all hours of the night, these are the things I pictured my Durge and Astarion doing. Now sharing his blood wasn't for false intimacy, but true, real intimacy between him and his lover.
Astarion gives him the courage to fight to the death against Bhaal. My Durge wanted to live more than anything, and honestly would have just chosen to kneel and serve Bhaal had it not been for Astarion's passionate plea for him to not become Bhaal's mindless puppet.
My Durge wouldn't have been able to face Astarion unless he had a total Victory. So death it was.
When he was brought back, he knew he wasn't suddenly going to be a good little boy. He wasn't redeemed, merely given a second chance to live again, for himself, free of any other influence but his own. Once again, Kudos to Larian for giving me the options to roleplay this out.
Now we come to the infamous Ascension mission. Naturally, my Durge thinks ascension is for the best. He loves Astarion, wants to see him rise above Cazador, take his power for himself, walk proudly in the sun. Those spawn were dead already, they couldn't be released, killing them would be a waste and their souls would just wander the Fugue plains or wherever the faithless go. What did it matter if they were sent to the Hells? My Durge worried about Astarion's mental fortitude when confronted with the past, but once Astarion made it clear that ascension was what he wanted, then my Durge went into goblin mode to give him just that. Ascension meant ultimate freedom, security, and safety for the man he loved.
So far, Larian did a great job here and Astarion's speech after Ascension was breathtaking! Kudos to Neil.
"You hold your breath while I speak..."
I actually was! IRL
Anyway, Everything was fine...well, Act 3 as a whole was leaving much to be desired, but other than that it was fine.
Then comes the long rest and the Astarion conversation.
I take a look at my options and see that everything is most certainly NOT fine.
For some reason, Larian decided to ASSUME DIRECT CONTROL over my Durge and assign motives to him that were not there before. I either ascended Astarion for Vampirism and Sex or I'm a massive fucking bitchass moralizing Karen who suddenly needs Astarion to "Learn a lesson" *Finger Wag*
Everyone keeps saying how Astarion becomes toxic after ascension, but I completely disagree, It's Durge/Tav who becomes the toxic party here. Sure Astarion falls back on Act 1 antics but that doesn't at all compare to the toxicity Durge can bring to the table.
He proves to Astarion that he was just a selfish fuck who wants only pieces of his body, either the blood or the penis.
He's a self righteous gaslighter who dumps the ritual all on Astarion's head.
This time, I have no way to roleplay this garbage, Larian does a total 180 on me, this is NOT the Durge I've spent hundreds of hours crafting, this is now Larian's Durge and now they are going to give him motivations and behaviors, to hell with your roleplay!
Honestly, if Larian was going to take over my character's personality like this, then why couldn't they just give me a voiced protagonist. Cause isn't this type of crap supposed to be what silent protagonists are meant to prevent? It's supposed to give you plenty of options without costing the studio and arm and leg in voice recordings. There are several dialogue options they could have written that all led back to the recorded audio.
"I want to be yours forever."
"I just want you to be safe."
"You gave me the courage to fight and I'm glad I gave you the courage to the do the same."
And let's say you get past the first gauntlet of crap dialogue choices, you're given more if you opt to say yes to becoming a vampire.
Reading his thoughts without his consent.
Then verbally and even physically attacking him.
And over what? His THOUGHTS! Not even words he says to you, but thoughts in his own private head that you choose to pry into.
And what do you get, that he thinks you're better than him. Apparently, that's an insult to people. It's clear that he has low self-esteem issues and the response to confirming those issues is to kick his balls, berate him, compare him to his abuser (With not a ounce of proof), tell him he'll be lonely without you...
Which btw is just abusive insane behavior. It's like telling your ex that if you don't want them then no one else will. Mind you, Durge knows Astarion has issues with thinking he isn't worth anyone loving, so you pretty much play on those fears. When I saw that dialogue option I couldn't help but think of Raphael's line at the start of act 3 if you say he wants your soul in exchange for the hammer.
"My My, you do think highly of yourself."
Granted, I'm complaining about dialogue options I didn't take cause I just started ranting here. But my point, is, which one of them is truly the toxic abusive partner here? Considering that ascended Astarion is punished for dialogue he doesn't say in everyone's playthrough, romances that the player isn't even experiencing.
Like someone telling me that ascended Astarion is abusive because of his romance with Karlach.
You mean this Karlach?
I'm sure that all things considered, she would prefer abusive Astarion to my Durge.
TL;DR Seriously, I didn't think I would write this much. If we're going to judge a character based on dialogue options, whether we take them or experience them or not. The clear winner of the abusive partner awards go to Durge or Tav without a doubt. The sheer amount of shit you can say to Ascended Astarion without him tearing your freaking head off is just crazy. That alone is testament to how much he loves Durge.
So far, I've had multiple playthroughs of this game (some of which I added to my retelling above cause it makes up my overall canon roleplay for my Durge), all romancing Astarion cause I can't stop and yeah I always ascend him. I just have to say, bad form on Larian's part. IMO, I don't need dialogue options to break up with Astarion as a mortal if I speedrun to the end, I need them to write in more varied options post ascension after the first long rest. Don't decide what my character's motives are, don't hijack my freaking character! Fix that Larian!
**I do not hate the devs, they did a great job on this game, I just think that taking over a person's character after 100s of hours of crafting who they are is a mistake. This is a fantasy game, I don't need a lecturing, I do not want to roleplay as a Karen, sex addled freak or user of my romantic partner (against my will). I'm not saying those other options shouldn't exist, but just that it wouldn't hurt to add in one or two more options that aren't hostile, or a user.
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REQUESTS YOU SAY.
Hmmmm... Maybe another one of those where Chase is like not exactly fully Pink yet but he knows it's sort of useless to fight against Pseudo when he wants to dress him up and everything. Maybe being on that border of actually liking the fact that he doesn't have to think but also HATING that he feels himself liking it :3c
ur brain: LARGE!! i hope i captured this the way you pictured, if not feel free to send it again and i'll make another attempt!
tws: dehumanization, brainwashing, platonic undressing, scars, complete loss of independence, talk of depressive and apathetic feelings, implied past noncon platonic undressing (sorry that's a mouthful), noncon platonic use of a camera
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There are many things Chase doesn't like seeing here in Denmark. Obvious things like knives and tools to burn, chains or the doors to the cellar in the back yard. Things that make him shiver and want to turn away.
Some things aren't as obvious. He never thought seeing something as simple as a camera would make him cringe. Even more so, the color pink. Today he has both combined.
Pseudo has the living room moved around to take pictures. There are props: teddy bears and coloring books, a juice box, a shock collar, a white beret hat. Blankets and other miscellaneous objects placed about, things Chase doesn't care enough to look into. What's the point? If Pseudo wants to use it, he will.
"Are you excited?" Pseudo asks the doll, watching his gaze lazily make its way around the room.
"Ecstatic," Chase replies.
"Come now. Someday you'll mean it."
And though the words may be true, Chase doesn't have the energy to care.
The monster approaches with his outfit of choice. A soft pink cardigan with pretty buttons and light red strawberries making their ways in rows down the fabric. A white button down. A pair of light blue jeans, slightly worn. White tennis shoes and frilly socks to poke out.
Carefully he sets the items down, and begins undressing the doll.
Chase doesn't protest. He stopped being embarrassed of showing his body to Pseudo a long time ago, as this is a regular practice for the two now. He's not allowed to get dressed or undressed on his own. Not allowed to eat on his own, drink on his own, bathe on his own, think on his own. He even has to ask to use the bathroom.
Pink isn't sure if he's just depressed, or completely apathetic. He doesn't care, fighting is useless. What difference does it make?
What irks him now is the last few times their routine has been done, Chase finds himself enjoying it.
He doesn't have to make any decisions anymore. In the mornings and evenings, he barely lifts a finger, completely dependent on Pseudo to do everything. No more stress on what to wear or if it looks nice. No more stress on what to eat or cook. No more worrying about waking up on time to get to work, or waking up late and realizing he's worn the wrong shoes. No more of anything he has to put any effort into.
The thought of it makes him sick. The fact that he likes it now? He likes it? That can't be right. It cant be right.
"I told you so," Pseudo says, slipping the button up over Pink's bare shoulders. Scars litter his body, torn up like a chew toy.
"T- told... told me so what?"
Pseudo smiles, pulling down Chase's pants next.
"That you'd like this someday."
Jeans slip on. Zip, button.
Chase frowns, growing red in his cheeks. "I don't like taking pictures.."
"You know what I'm talking about."
"I---N- s- stop.. stop listening to my thoughts!"
Pseudo slaps him on the mouth, be polite.
Chase huffs, growing more and more embarrassed. It takes him a few seconds to talk again, trying to correct himself after discipline.
"Why do you have to listen to my head all the time..."
"You're mine, Pinky Pie. I want to know what's going on up there. Lift your foot."
Chase does as he's told, feeling the socks from this morning come off and the frilly ones come on. Shoes are next.
The puppet is silent for a few moments. Then, he decides to ask inside his mind: "Do you hear everything?"
"Only when I want to."
"So you're not listening.... all the time, then?"
Pseudo comes up once the laces are tied, beginning to button up Chase's shirt.
"Only when I want to."
Another few silent moments, and the cardigan is over the dolls body. A pink comb straightens out pink hair, and a finishing touch of light makeup on his pretty face. Now, Chase is ready for pictures.
"Sit in the middle of the blanket," Pseudo commands, grabbing the polaroid and flicking the power switch. "Oh, eh, grab a teddy bear."
"...... Which one?"
He hates himself for asking that question. He hates himself for not wanting to make the decision. It's just proof that Pseudo's methods work.
The monster peeks through the camera to make sure the angle is just right.
"The one with buttons for eyes."
Chase obeys, and poses as he's told.
#tw dehumanization#tw brainwashing#tw platonic undressing#tw scars#tw complete loss of independence#tw depressive#tw apathy#tw camera#writing requests#its a fic#puppet pink#chase barrens#pseudo#whump writing#whump drabble#whump
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HELLO MODS OF THINKING ABOUT MILGRAM ... what do you think about the new mv please infodump on me
Saturn's Thoughts - I love milgram so much for all their little details!!! Like at the very beginning we can know that the hand that flipped the hourglass was Mu's victim due to the shirt color?? (Admin Venus might start crying if you mention socks though) Also straight up, I want the worker bee dresses. They're so pretty?? And of course Admin Venus comes out with an immediate banger of a theory, Mercury has the most internet meme ever, and admin Neptune even came out of her hole to offer whatever the heck this is!!! And this shot?? Literally gives me goosebumps.
(Also congrats on finishing your finals Galacticus!!!)
Venusā Thoughts - Iām not going to go too far into info dumping because I already did a whole initial takes post (as Saturn so kindly linked), but I will say that I really liked this MV! Itās deceptively complex; even though the fact that Mu was a bully in the past was technicallyĀ ānew information,ā they knew that the fanbase would already know/expect that. So, while they tell that story, they bring in the bee/chrysalis/butterfly metaphors, the hourglass flipping back and forth, the lyrics which seem so self-obsessed but still fearful at times, and, of course, the parallels with After Pain. The song itself is a solid banger, too! Plus, even though it feels to me like the verdict should be a super obvious guilty, Iām not sure about doing it. Unlike the first video, where (in my opinion) Mu was the victim but lacked charisma/likability, I think that in this video, sheās clearly the bully, but sheās much more likable/rootable. She has that hint of self doubt; rather than painting herself as a victim whoās done absolutely nothing wrong, she paints herself as the villain who worries that thatās exactly what she is. Thatās much more compelling to me, and Iām glad that they took this more aware path forward with her.
Neptuneās Thoughts - Itās bug time! First off Venus idk how you continue to come up with such banger initial thoughts posts considering how few braincells we had last night but pop off. Anyways, I really liked the whole bug/queen bee concept and the continuation of the hourglass metaphor. I was confused about why she ate the green stuff at first but it makes sense for it to be royal jelly. The parts that stood out to me the most were her causally shoving the servant bee to their death and how she quickly transitions from a look ofĀ āwhat did I just doā after stabbing the victim to a maniacal happy look.
Mercuryās Thoughts!Ā - Hello loves! Mercury here with absolutely no comprehesable thoughts! Right when we were watching it at 2am, my brain first thoughtĀ āOh god not the Chimera Ant Arc AGAIN.ā And thenĀ ālmao Queen Chrysalis looking assā and finallyĀ āman Muu and Chloe Bourgeois are kinda similar lol.ā OKOK onto actual thoughts! Muuās frilly collar is absolutely supposed to look like a flower. TIME FOR MORE FLOWER ANALYSIS WOO!!! The closest one I can find is yellow hibiscus, specifically one that has the red veins like her collar. Like a lot of yellow flowers, yellow hibiscus represent friendship, joy and good luck. LMAO
Another thing I noticed is after MuuĀ ābreaksā most of her servant bees, the three left are notably the ones with bright colored hair. By looking at their hair styles, theyāre her friends from the picture in After Pain and the ones she was with on the rooftop in INMF. (kinda off topic, but all of Muuās servant bees have small wings from the beginning, but Muu has a transformation at the end to get wings. Not exactly sure where Iām going with this tho??)
Finally, both Muu and Haruka similarly have a shot of their victim flash super quickly at the end. I donāt think thatās coincidental that the two characters that are notably together in Milgram have a similar shot in their MVs.
#milgram#ćć«ć°ć©ć #milgram muu#muu kusunoki#admin saturn#admin venus#admin neptune#admin mercury#pluto doesnt have anything else to add so shes not adding to this post lmao#thanks for the ask btw!!
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If you missed any or all of the Unus Annus livestream, here's a summary of every hour:
~11 hours out: The channel name could've been Annus Singulos (they decided on Unus Annus at a Buffalo Wildwing)
They always planned on it ending on Friday the 13th NOT the 15th (@ MatPat)
The dude who interrupted the sex toys video was not a mailman, he was just some guy. He did not comment on the sex toy stuff.
~10 hours out: They look at memes. Mark "hook car batteries up to my nipples and I'll say yes every time" Fischbach is NOT a masochist, he just wants to know what it feels like to be hit by a car
Frank!!! Frank!!!!!!!
Ethan is going to marry the microphone clip on his shirt
Dollar Shave Club never got back to them about a sponsorship
The workers including the actress in the escape room actually enjoyed having Mark and Ethan doing their shtick there
~9 hours out: Vincent the editor made a best of his edits throughout the videos, it was beautiful, it was mostly just clips of dying
He also wrote them a WHOLE DAMN ORIGINAL SONG!!! IN A WEEK!! About stopping the clock!!! He rapped!
Marcus the editor did a funny edits-roll as well, it was brilliant
~8 hours out: Rachel shows her edits roll! Some of the funniest clips in the whole series!
A comment they read: Mark can do any of his edgy project ideas now and that's terrifying.
Mark: Just wait til you see my next project.
Their merch manager had to buy a 4th warehouse to produce all the merch that had been ordered
If anyone sees Unus Annus pictures or any reminiscence of it in the future and are asked where it's from we are supposed to respond with "You wouldn't get it š"
~7 hours out: they complain more about enema water gun
They re-watch the Pepper spray video. Mark talked about how he thinks about the pain whenever he sees videos of riotors/protestors getting sprayed. Everyone in chat chantedĀ āBLMā andĀ āACABā for a few minutes.
Lixian the editor had his edit reel played (āThey make em (the people) pretty in Portugalā)
Mark was salty at Youtube because they claimed they didnāt make billboards for YouTube shows and hence, wouldnāt make a billboard for A Heist With Markiplier, but then later made one for James Charlesā show
Mark presented Amy with a BRAND NEW BUG WATCHĀ š
Amy: No nothing on their (Youtubeās) Twitter, theyāre not talking about it (Unus Annus)
Mark: Guess itās not important enough...
Amy: Theyāre too busy tweeting aboutĀ āWorld Kindness Dayā
Mark: Oh yeah Friday the 13th 2020 wOrLd KiNdNeSs DaY
~6 hours out: Ethan compares the channel dying to putting down a dog. Things get serious for a beat, people in chat start crying.
They look at fanart for a while, Mark criticizes it like an asshole
They watch Pink Trombone again.
Mark and Ethan guarantee that after the channel is gone they will not forget about it. Mark also permits people to make creations / art after Unus Annus is deleted.
~5 hours out: They re-watch Pee Sauna, dying inside all the way.
DJ Burt Blackarach surprises them with a cake and champagne.
Chat is flooded withĀ āā¤š§”ššššā messages for a while
Looking at memes again, Mark confirms that the noises that the radio made in SCP Amy were 100% just the radios, not them, making the sounds. They still donāt know why they made those sounds.
Mark and Ethan beg for 1mil like in order to see whatās actually inĀ the Unus Annus casket. They might even lay down in it.
~4 hours out: We find out that in the Childrenās Games in Total Darkness video, the weird shot of them both in a trance staring into the phone screen was actually just them trying to adjust their eyes back to normal light and it wound up looking super cool.
Vincentās highlight reel is played again while everyone takes a break, supposedly there is a āsurpriseā to be revealed soon.
A tattoo artist named Danielle comes on the set, Ethan says heās going to get an Unus Annus tattoo live.
~3 hours out: More fanart. Mark admits that after this ends, heās probably never going to wear his suit ever again, he might bury it. (Thereās not much room left in his backyard)
Mark talks Danielle the tattoo artistās ear off about how wholesome and educational and not cursed the channel was.
Mark and Ethan then do a full 180 and confess to Danielle all their sins; cooking with sex toys, pee sauna, pee life straws, the pee soda idea, drilldo, etc.
Amy: (while Eefās getting tattooed) āMark, heās choosing to spend his last day in pain. And youāre not!ā
Mark: (looking at a picture of a tattoo) How long do you think that tattoo would take?
Danielle: Probably 3 hours.
Mark: 3 HOURS?!?! Thatās more time than we have to live!!
Alex, Markās trainer, made them a euology video. It was like a LORE-filled poem made of secret callbacks to the titles of past videos.
Ethanās tattoo is done, it is aĀ ā 00:00:00Ā ā on his left arm.
Stevie who runs the merch shop makes a guest appearance. He self descirbes as ātired and sad and a little tipsy.ā He seems both grateful and dead inside. He says heās going to do a matching tattoo with Ethan.
Mark admits he was planning on not doing merch originally, but heās glad he changed his mind.
~2 hours out: They talk about behind the scenes of Hee hoo. The reason Markās still wearing high socks during this video is because of all the burs so he doesnāt scrape up his legs. Amy wrote the whole end credits story about Ethan meeting Michelle Obama and dying a tyrant.
Mark never got to watch Ethan kidnaps Mark, so they watch it.
They watch The Truth about Unus Annus, Amy surprises Mark with a white tophat. #MarkāsNewHat (itās an extra large)
Mark and Eef make their last tweets as Unus and Annus
Mark got cool Unus Annus custom pocket watches for Ethan and Amy
~1 hour out:Ā Things get serious. Mark and Ethan private the Unus Annus Instagram (so that no one else can take the Unus Annus handle) and delete all the posts.
Mark proposes that Amy be the one to hit the delete button at the end of the channel. They agree to do it together.
They hit 1 million likes. They open the coffin. Thereās nothing in the coffin, but the inside is very pretty, split-colors silk. They take turns laying in it for the first time with the door shut. Itās comfy. Even Amy tries laying in it.
Mark says a short eulogy for Eef as Eef does for Mark. They both say a eulogy for Amy. They all get choked up. The coffin is now called the Cry Box.
They delete the Unus Annus Twitter. They set the Subreddit to private. Apparently there were no mods on that subreddit except Mark.
Mark finally confessed to Amy that he punched a hole in the wall. Amy was there when it was being patched up, but she forgives him anyway.
They play The Barrel and sing along. They thank their team. They thank the audience.
Amy comes down. They all put their hands on the computer.Ā āUnus Annus."
Mark: "See you on the other side."
Ethan: "See you on the other side."
they click delete. The channel is gone forever. Memento mori.
#I watched the whole thing so you didn't have to#unus annus is over party#unus annus#unus annus summarized#unus annus livestream#missed the unus annus livestream#if you missed the livestream#if you missed the unus annus livestream#unus annus memento mori#memento mori#unus annus liveblog#unus annus is ending party#unus annus is over#rip unus annus#goodbye unus annus#goodbyeunusannus#unus annus momento mori#unus annus goodbye#unus annus last day#unus#annus#unus unus#annus annus#the end#update
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(Idk if you've done this before but) Hi I was wondering If you could please give me some X-virus/Cody Hc? Also I love reading your blog...
Iāve done some cody headcanons before, but theyre really old so heres new ones. also this ask was sent SO LONG AGO AND IM SO SORRY LOL
šCody Rogersš
-Donāt let his hardcore, mean facade fool you. Cody is always longing for affection and companionship, but he puts up barriers and blocks it out when itās offered to him. His adoptive father thinking he was a monster and rejecting his interests really messed him up, so heās slow to trust now.Ā
-Heās a solitary creature of his own creation. And while heāll struggle to admit it, he craves intimacy and connectionĀ so bad.Ā
-Personally I like to think that him and Toby are twins separated at birth. I also think he changed his name back to Rogers after moving into the manor. Heās really happy to have a family again.
-They have absolutely no idea why they were separated. Toby joked once that Cody was so ugly out the womb that they got rid of him. Cody just punched him and pointed out that they have the exact same face.
-They're completely identical except for eye color. Cody's eyes are green, while Toby's are brown.Ā
-Cody has noticed that Toby has a difficult time looking him in the eye, but seemingly doesnāt have the same problem with anyone else. Itās only after he sees a picture of her that he realizes its because his eyes are the same color as Lyraās.Ā
-Toby tells him a lot about Lyra. It makes him sad to think about, that he had a sister he never got to meet. He daydreams sometimes about how their lives would be different if theyād been raised together. Maybe life wouldnāt suck so bad if theyād had each other.
-Also mad that he never got a chance to sock it to their piece of shit father before Toby killed him. He would've liked to smack the fucker with his bat for hurting his siblings. Too late now, though, and he's at least content that the man got what was coming to him.
-Aside from his brother, I think he gets along best with EJ in the mansion. They bond over mad science and crimes against humanity.Ā
-He likes Jane too, and while they arenāt super close, heās had some pleasant conversations with her. Jane mainly likes him because heās one of the only people in this manor capable of being civil. And because he annoys the shit out of Jeff and sheās all for that.Ā
-Cody canāt stand Jeff. Ben wouldnāt be so bad either if he didnāt get roped into Jeffās shit so much. Cody mainly hates him because Jeff is an asshole who doesnāt really care about other people or their feelings. He doesnāt care much for bullies. Jeff also has a bad habit of picking on Toby specifically, which pretty much immediately lands him on Codyās shit list.Ā
-As for Masky and Hoodie... He doesnāt really know what to make of those two, honestly. Both proxies are close with Toby, the three of them having a strong brotherly bond. It makes him feel like an outsider, which only makes Masky or Hoodieās attempts to get close to him feel fake- like theyāre only doing it because of his brother.Ā
-Which... isnāt entirely wrong. At least at first. Masky and Hoodie first assume that because theyāre twins that theyāll be really similar. Theyāre a bit shocked to then find that Cody is practically his twinās opposite. Neither of them really know how to interact with him because of that.Ā
-Needless to say, Cody keeps his distance.Ā
-Masky and Hoodie try to get Cody involved but he just doesnāt seem interested. Toby is the only person that can convince Cody to hang out or participate with the others, but even then itās a 50-50 chance.Ā
-Even when he is convinced to engage in group activities he doesnāt usually stick around very long. His social battery drains fast and he hits a point where he needs to be alone for a while.Ā
-Because of his loner nature he usually gets sent on missions by himself, rather than with a group, which he doesnāt mind at all.Ā
-Cody keeps to himself and is pretty quiet. Heās also smart and sensible, which makes him an instant favorite of Slenderās. However this just makes it easier for him to fuck with people because he hides all his mischief behind that innocent face.Ā
-Constantly torturing Jeff and the best part is no one can ever prove itās him. Everyone knows of course, but they canāt prove it.Ā
-Him and Toby fight a lot. Not like disagreement fighting- no, they actually get along really well. Like fist-fighting. Theyāll be totally fine one minute and the next theyāre just decking each other. Toby always wins though cause Codyās kinda weak and Toby does a lot more physical training than he does. Itās all in good fun though :o)
-They're both actually really protective of each other. Cody defends Toby from Jeff or whoever else tries to mess with him and Toby defends Cody from anyone who tries to get him riled up (jeff). They're like two guard dogs guarding each other.
-In a weird way, fighting his brother is a good way for Cody to release pent up anger and aggression because Toby can't feel it. Boy has pent up anger issues like you wouldn't believe. He tries to keep himself calm but it's really easy to set him off.
-Heās the type thatās usually really quiet but every once in a while he murmurs some insanely hilarious quip that just destroys everyone.Ā
-He has a bunch of piercings and he did them all himself. He also has a stick and poke, but its just a little operator symbol on his bicep. He would do more but he doesnāt really know what to give himself. Refuses to give Toby a tattoo no matter how much the other begs. Ever since Toby found out he has a tattoo and that he did it himself he hasnāt heard the end of it.
-Outside of his own bedroom, he spends a lot of time in the manorās library. Him and EJ will sit at the same table and read for hours and not say a single word to one another. They love it.Ā
-Always finds a way to make himself scarce when the pastas have any kind of game night. He has horrible luck and he absolutely sucks at any and every type of game, from monopoly to mario kart. He refuses to be humiliated.Ā
-Heās actually really sweet when he starts to open up. Heās really observant, which means heās really thoughtful when he wants to be.Ā
-I feel like he stares into the middle distance a lot. LikeĀ āare you guys seeing this shit?ā kind of staring, like heās looking into a camera. Or that ben affleck meme.
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eren, armin, levi, jean
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always dominant. can be hard or soft dom depending on the mood.
into harder kinks (with heavy communication and consent): somno, breeding, impact play, breath play, free use, etc.
super high sex drive and usually always horny. when heās bored, heāll jerk off to pictures youāve sent him and porn youāve made together (heās not camera shy), but never let himself cum, just lazily edge.
he edges for days at a time ā not only goes it feel so fucking good, but it gives him thicker loads to pump inside you later.
obsessed with cumming inside you. heāll fuck load after load as deep as he can inside you, watch in awe as it leaks out of you, then use his fingers to push it back in. heās not shy about his possessiveness and this is just a further reminder that youāre his.
secretly doesnāt mind when you scratch up his back ā he loves looking in the mirror and seeing visual evidence of how good he made you feel.
also secretly loves when you give him hickies in obvious spots. he does absolutely nothing to hide them, he loves reminding everyone of his place. itās a nonverbal way of saying āiām taken, fuck offā
wouldnāt care if he broke his neck from you riding his face. he welcomes it, actually.
heavily into bdsm (emphasis on the s&m), and dom/sub dynamics. while he loves perfect little subs thatāll treat him like some sort of god, he adores when you get bratty and talk back. makes things a lot more fun.
loves embarrassing you.
āmy god, baby, can fuckinā hear how wet you are.ā āsoaking your panties and i didnāt even fuckinā touch you. whatās got you so wet, sweetheart? thinking of my cock?ā āthat felt good, didnāt it? donāt hide from me, pumpkin, let me see your pretty face.ā
threesomes. foursomes. you name it. while erenās possessive over you, he doesnāt mind sharing with his friends (if you consent, of course). he loves knowing how worked up everyone gets over his girlfriend, loves fucking you in front of them to show everyone how wrapped around his finger you are.
safeword! mean and rough is what eren does best. even while heās slapping you around and calling you dummy, or an eager little slut for his cock, heāll still check in with you and make sure youāre still feeling good and enjoying yourself. he may like hurting you, but he never wants to actually hurt you. never forgets aftercare, either, youāre still his precious angel that he loves more than anyone.
heās incredibly vocal ā dirty talk, moaning, growling, cursing, degradation.
if youāre too tired to go all the way, he loves mutual masturbation, or jerking himself off while you talk dirty in his ear. always wants to hear what you want him to do to you.
big fan of including toys, usually always fucking you with your magic wand on your clit.
sex without the power dynamics is still very intense and passionate. lots of making out, scratching his back and pulling him closer, deep thrusts, curses, eren telling you he loves you, kissing your forehead while you cum.
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doesnāt really involve himself in strict power dynamics. heās very versatile and the role he assumes depends on the mood.
prefers biting over spanking and choking you with his fingers over wrapping a hand around your throat (but he will do both).
loves eating pussy and will tease you by gently kissing you through your panties. definitely bites your inner thighs. whispers to you from between your legs and tells you how good you taste. makes you cum over and over, each time moaning into your core and tightening his grip on your thighs to keep you right where he wants you. he only stops when youāre crying and twitching, physically unable to cum one more time.
loves when youāre rough and press his face into your pussy or pull his hair to guide his mouth where you want it. you can hurt him a little. as a treat.
loves when you grab him by the chin and pull him up for a desperate kiss after he eats you out for hours.
goes heavy on the body worship, especially when you wear pretty lil outfits for him.
memorized your body and knows it better than you do. he knows when youāre close, you canāt hide from him.
his possessive side comes out hardcore during sex ā armin doesnāt share. heāll bite marks into your flesh and use his sweet, soft-spoken voice to get into your head. he wants to be the only thought in your mind, the source of all your pleasure.
āmine. youāre all mine. not fuckinā sharing you.ā
if you want him to, he can be fucking mean. he contrasts his harsh words with gentle touches, or tells you sweet things while patting your cheek just a little too rough. itās almost scary how effortlessly he can change his demeanor to someone entirely different.
loves when you come by to āhelpā him study (lazily jerk him off while he does his required reading and assignments).
actually just loves when you jerk him off for that matter, especially when he gets to rut into your fist until heās overstimulated and making a mess of your hand.
easily excitable ā just gotta kiss him with tongue all soft and slow and heāll get all flustered poking against your leg
obsessed with having his mouth on your tits ā sucking them, licking them, letting his hand palm and grope at the one not receiving attention.
eye contact is a massive turn on and makes everything feel so much more intimate. heāll gently grab your chin and redirect your sight, or give your inner thigh a little nip to make you open your eyes again. āfocus on me, sweet girl.ā
arminās weaknesses are praise and heavy personal attention. sometimes heās stressed out and just needs you to take care of him. heāll sit between your legs, back pressed to your front, and let you stroke him until heās overstimulated or so pent-up from denial. it makes him dizzy when you whisper praise in his ear, telling him how pretty he looks and how good heās being for you.
āyou wanna cum for me, pretty boy? that feel good? you like when i touch you like this, donāt you? such a good boy for me, armin.ā
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no defined power dynamic/roles ā you do whatever the mood calls for. sometimes heās pounding you into next week, sometimes youāre denying him orgasms for two hours straight until his voice cracks when he begs.
that being said, levi is a natural brat-tamer and can be a hard dom when heās agitated and needs to blow off steam. his job is literally to keep brats in check ā he doesnāt tolerate insubordination or backtalk (sometimes you test that out though).Ā
restraining your arms behind your back with his belt, spanking you until you canāt sit, reprimanding slaps, filthy degradation, punishing thrusts. he can be mean.Ā
āsoaking through your panties and i didnāt even touch you. pathetic.āĀ āi wasnāt fucking asking. knees, now.āĀ
heās a masochist and loves when you scratch up his back, wrap a hand around his throat, bite him, pull his hair, etc.
borderline sadistic in the way that he will make you cum twenty times before he even considers letting up. heās relentless.Ā
loves watching you get yourself off, or make out with you while you get each other offĀ
gets weak when you pull him in by the shirt collar
holds your hands :)
quickies are usually the only option due to your chaotic schedules. you get at least five minutes alone together, you donāt take it for granted.Ā
slow morning sex is his favorite ā the sun is barely peeking over the horizon and you donāt have to worry about the outside world yet. itās just the two of you and you can really take your time.Ā
starts off kind of shy about being vocal and you need to ease him into it
after he finishes, heāll take a moment to caress and admire your pretty face and kiss your forehead, thenĀ make a teasing comment about how youāre sweaty.Ā
gets a little carried away and accidentally rips all the buttons off your shirt
giving you head is a form of stress relief for him, he really just loves pleasuring youĀ
takes incredible care of you afterwards ā acts as a crutch when your legs are too shaky, gets you water, wipes away messes with a damp cloth, even runs you a bath if you have that much time.
ātch. donāt say i never do anything for you, brat.ā
likes when you give him hickies in spots that his uniform will cover. itās a secret that only the two of you are in on.
levi gets a little publicly affectionate when you return to your duties after having sex ā still incredibly reserved, but heāll ruffle your hair and look at you with the fondest eyes. maybe give your hand a squeeze if nobodyās looking.
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naturally dominant. typically a softer dom unless you provoke him, then he has no issue roughing you up and fucking you into a drooling mess.
so big and strong and loves any position that demonstrates that ā fucking you against the wall with your legs wrapped tight around his hips, stand-and-carry, having you on top and bouncing you like you weigh nothing.Ā
loves when you dig your nails into his back
slightly prefers ass over tits but is overall a leg/thigh kind of guy. includes feet. iām so sorry.
stockings/thigh high socks/fishnets/garters absolutely knock him outĀ
great stamina while youāre fucking but almost instantly falls asleep when youāre done. or just wants to cuddle.Ā
mildly into somnophilia (receiving ā loves being woken up with blowjobs)
praises you heavily while youāre riding him
āthatās it, just like that. good girl. good fucking girl.āĀ
can get a little too romantic when heās really close and not thinking clearly
āgonna make me cum, angel, love this pussy so fucking much. love you so fucking much.āĀ
prefers cumming inside you but heās really just happy to be includedĀ
he gets a little goofy during quickies and does things like bite your asscheek before eating you out.Ā
secretly loves when you tie his wrists to the headboard and use him however you want. overstimulation is one of his favorite things, especially when itās your hand forcing orgasm after orgasm from him.Ā
generally into rope-play but also really likes using his hands and sheer strength alone
bite his bottom lip or gently touch his upper thigh and heās instantly hard
heās a hopeless romantic! masturbating alone isnāt the same! he likes dirty-talking on the phone with you when youāre not together, or he just waits until you are.Ā
will break the headboard and dent the wall if he gets carried away
loves shower sex after stressful days
gets hard from making out ā especially if youāre half-dressed on his lap and grinding against his bulge. sometimes he can feel you all warm and throbbing through your panties and he almost blacks out.Ā
worships your pussy but he will actually start writing his vows the moment you take him down your throat.Ā
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