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#fucking..... BORAT??????#there is a genuinely interesting kazakh cinema scene and they put fucking BORAT?????#i'm passing out#i've seen like 6 of these and two of them were christopher nolan's shown to me against my will by men determined i would love them#because of the thrilling subtext#spoiler: i did not enjoy the incredibly heavyhanded and over the top supertext no#sorry 2 b a hater but if you are a serious publication making a masterlist of the greatest films#it should not feature fucking Borat#actually i'm not at all sorry fuck you nyt
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2009 Turkish Grand Prix; Saturday Istanbul Motor Park, Istanbul, Turkey 6th June 2009. Jenson Button, Brawn GP BGP001 Mercedes. Portrait. Ph. Charles Coates.
#aS I WAS SAYING kristen stewart can play jenson button#in greta gerwig's f1 movie#wait actually i don't think i posted this#anyway the serious thesis of this is that kristen plays an incredibly transparent jenson button foil#during his highly committed and industrious playboy era#and this is just framed as fucking rad#everyone cheers the end
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absolutely horrifying implications to lando hard launching how much he likes his romantic interests to wear his hoodies
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okay i have to show everyone my favorite tiktok.
you don’t understand. i could recite this from memory.
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BUTBUTBBBBBUT if Monica Bellucci is Zak and Andrea how does she make out with Kristen Stewart?
HR violations, obviously
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hold up when was i gonna find out kristen stewart wore a chanel jumpsuit from their deranged f1-inspired post-covid range and looked 10,000,000 times sicker than anyone in the f1 movie could ever aspire to channelling the spirit of james hunt
watching low brain power compilation stuff on youtube because even that's a bit above my intellectual level rn and the interview where oscar gets asked who'd play him, lando, zak and andrea in a movie he's like "someone pretty dry and sarcastic" girl you are going to be played by kristen stewart. lando is also going to be played by kristen stewart, idk they made orphan black i'm sure it can work. zak and andrea are both played by monica bellucci, she has the range.
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watching low brain power compilation stuff on youtube because even that's a bit above my intellectual level rn and the interview where oscar gets asked who'd play him, lando, zak and andrea in a movie he's like "someone pretty dry and sarcastic" girl you are going to be played by kristen stewart. lando is also going to be played by kristen stewart, idk they made orphan black i'm sure it can work. zak and andrea are both played by monica bellucci, she has the range.
#important that i tell the internet people my visions#max fewtrell is ALSO played by kristen stewart#jenny tian would also be a good oscar especially since she's been posting about him recently
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this adult content restriction in the uk is ridiculous. what are we meant to do, go out and fuck british people? be real
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codependent housemate goes away (again) tomorrow and so extremely normal me is for some reason determined to stay up late to savour the last (horrible) night we get together (codependent housemate is asleep in an entirely different room) in a way that will fuck me over for tomorrow lol
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Oscar ♡ Lando's so kindness
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updated visual fanfic now includes morning after breakfast and a couples spa day
#when do they FUCK#fuck's sake#i scrolled through a whole hour and a bit of cringe#hilton you must never ever leave mclaren#the content is so unhinged#mando lore
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hey hilton where's the scene where they FUCK
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this might be the greatest video in the world I might never recover from this
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absolutely cannot stand a verstappen win. that does nothing for the narrative. boring filler episode. actually really annoying subplot no one cares about stop trying to make it a thing
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...OK!
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