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learning some new things in mordhaus tonight
#do you think they ever explored each other's bodies.png#coughing wheezing idk. have whatever this is#i started this over a month ago skull emoji#mtl#metalocalypse#pickles the drummer#nathan explosion#nickles#omgg nickles content nickles content#skrunkart#metalocalypse fanart#mtl fanart#yk how it is#sorry i love putting blorbos in the exact same flavor of situation (accidental gay self-incrimination?) and i will do it again. lol. also#this comic is actually deeply improbable because the use of mommy suggests it takes place after aotd and thus after they'd learned to value#like. the lives of others. so they wouldnt be so flippant about the dead klokateers. BUT I DIDN'T REALIZE THAT TIL TODAY SO FUCK IT.WHATEVE
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gojo is so real for imagining himself as a sugar baby in an alternate universe
#me when i have to work till 12am so one of our customers can fming use the product#12!!!! am!!!!!!!#plus out a gun and points it at the linter: if u fucking fail on me after taking 12 thousand years to run#some of us want to shower and read yaoi#anyway gojo has mommy daddy issues confirmed and thats why i call him baby girl#me messaging my manager like: customer should be unblocked once this is deployed….i dont wanna deploy dont make me deploy tonight
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In the mood to keep my pretty girl on her knees next to me, hands behind her back, just ready for me to play with as I go about my day. Kiss her while I rub my shoe between her legs and get her all wet. Pull her head into my lap and make her suck on my strap while I work or lick my pussy to help relieve my stress. Position a dildo that's just too big for her right at her entrance so when her thighs start to give out she starts sinking onto it. I'll sit there, smirking with each whimper and moan, just drinking my coffee and enjoying my entertainment.
#my pretty girl#taking that big cock so well#maybe you deserve a treat after that#fem domme#lesbian#lesbian nsft#wlw nsft#domme mommy#dom mommy#wlw#sapphic nsft#mommy wlw
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Aegon, Aemond, Helaena, and Daeron looking at Alicent after she washes her hands of a war, that she (and Otto) dragged them into, and the throne, that she (and Otto) forced them to grasp/fight over even though they obviously didn't want it, and goes off to live her best life while they are all still stuck in a cycle forced on to them without their input (obviously this is about the s2 final):
#anti hotd#like....what were they doing with alicent in s2? like-#in s1 they had great foundation for pushing her character and her belief as to why her children would be under threat from just existing#(even if u like rhae- understandable- it's not hard to take a step back & understand some of ali's pov#especially when daemon comes into the picture)#there's buildup for why she's forcing this on to her kids (murky but still) & still shows that she loves them in a complex way#heck there was even room to show her after all this also wanting to be close to the throne trailing into s2 whatever#but then s2 shits on that by making everything that happened in s1 hold no weight & ali (& otto) basically ruin their kids lives#like i like alicent but s2 makes no sense characterwise & makes her just...a bad character overall#like ive always felt bad for her kids bc ali was wrong a lot of times but u understand it bc toxic/complex family relationships where the#love is still there but it's complicated#but now post s2? i feel sorry bc their mother pushed them down a path and then left them to live her life?#HUH!?#fanfic writers save me!#aegon ii targaryen#aemond targaryen#heleana targaryen#daeron targaryen#alicent hightower#kind of...anti alicent hightower too?#hotd showrunners really ruined this family & it frustrates me so bad#dni if you can't have a collected conversation about this#like “sorry sweeties mommy wants to makes amends with her childhood crush so rip!”#(& this is from someone who ships rhaenicent)
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khalid would have been such a girl dad about rion it literally makes me ill. Probably hurts jaheira to think about too though so maybe that helps (it does not).
#miscellany#very normal jaheira tag#+#jaheira x khalid#he would have loved those kids :((#in large part bc they all take after their mommy!!!!#little problem nightmare attitude children#plus one very small and scared little boy.#no one look at me
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ANON I AM SCREAMING I CANT BELIEVE YOU SENT ME AN ASK ABOUT THE VIDEO
you dont understand there's no give me your delulu thoughts about this I am straight up just writing fanfic and not just any fanfic THE fanfic my FK canon universe that ive been chipping away at for years HELPPPPP
#fk delulu circus#nani answers#that video makes me CRAZYYY#you are fucking righttttt it was beforeeeee#but First didn't tell him to stop being stubborn#First just SAID he was stubborn and that it takes a lot of patience to understand Kt sometimes#and First sounded almost...idk motherly???#it sounded EXACTLY like how Khaotung's mother described him in Poddkhao Offgun Mommy Taste#like this man can look into the very depths of Kts soul do you understand#but also this is a YEAR after the first armshare#aka first date of couple's therapy#and a month before 2nd armshare#aka reality tv reunion episode except about their couples therapy#and at some point after this first sobbed over#how khaotung (NOT a morning person) wakes up early to let first sleep in#you cant get this kind of character development from a TV show#this can only be achieved from a 3 year long RPF psychosis#so often that I mixed them up)
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do you guys ever wonder if hagoromo was Like That bc he was just really really annoyed by how much prettier his younger brother was than him
#naruto#naruto shippuden#ootsutsuki hagoromo#ootsutsuki hamura#like hamura is really really pretty he very much takes after his mommy#and. well. hagoromo is not that#tbh indora and ashura weren't all that attractive in the manga either when they first showed up#kaguya gave her Sexy Genes to one (1) kid and then that kid fucked off to live on the moon
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This is forever the game of all time 😭
#love that this is what Kassandra did immediately after finding out her brother was alive and her mommy is in danger#she yelled at Herodotus for trying to get her to go to Athens when there’s no time for that her mommy is in danger#but she’ll take time to fuck an old lady for money for a full 24 hours#Kassandra#ac odyssey#assassin’s creed odyssey
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watching some of the opera adaptations of the orpheus and eurydice story for a paper, and can i just say, giving it a happy ending is for cowards only. this is opera for god's sake! how are you not committing to the angst? christoph willibald gluck this is a callout post
#orpheus#orpheus ed euridice#opera#orpheus and eurydice#anais mitchell you're the only one i respect#okay edit: having now seen monteverdi's l'orfeo (one of the first operas ever!) monteverdi has rights too#hilarious scene where right after hades (although we're using roman names in this one so pluto actually) lets eurydice go#orpheus sings a whole aria about how awesome his lyre is and how he's the sickest musician ever#only to immediately fuck it up by turning around#very funny and eurydice stays dead so i'm on board#but gluck is my mortal enemy#shitty opera boring songs (because he was part of this weird movement where they decided opera songs should be simple and and a happy endin#the only part i liked was the weird marital argument orpheus and eurydice had while actively walking out of hell#like it was fully mommy and daddy are getting a divorce vibes which was odd but at least funny and an interesting take on the myth#the rest sucked
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Viserys shouldn't marry alicent. And after alicent revail to be a threat for rhaenyra viserys should have killed her
your right, a grown ass man shouldn't have married a little girl, raped her, forced her to have multiple children before the age of 18, only to ignore and neglect them, dooming them to essentially, death (cause he had to have known the political fallout of multiple male heirs being succeeded by a woman would cause turmoil, yet he did nothing to avoid this, nothing to facilitate a smooth succession of power, nothing to protect Rhaenyra's ascent, nothing to protect his wife and other children, all things expected of a king. he could have stopped the war before it started, or at the very least tried to, but he didn't cause he's fucking pathetic).
but wanting a woman to be killed simply for protecting her children, is wild. expecting Viserys, Mr "I don't even do the bare minimum of my duty, let alone family conflict" to do it, is even wilder.
if Rhaenyra had done that to Alicent y'all would be applauding her. but because the none targ, none heir did it, shame to her, she should be killed, make that stoned? hung? burned? beheaded in front of the masses? none of it would have been enough for some of you fans.
cause yeah, lets leave the kids already doomed to die, kids without an actual father figure due to their sister have their mum executed cause of their sister too, that'll totally end well, totally won't spur them for revenge even more than when Aemond had just lost an eye.
#thats laughable#critical thinking is at an all time low#murdering alicent for protecting her children would actually doom rhaenyra all the faster#you think those two Mommy's boys would take well to their mother being killed over a little cut would just blow over?#not even aegon. the boy who never wanted the crown anyway. would take that#he'd most likely want the crown after that#just to punish his sister#good gods#think about that for a moment#pro alicent hightower#alicent hightower#pro team green#hotd#house of the dragon#anti rhaenyra targaryen#anti rhaenyra stans#anti viserys i targaryen#anti team black#anti team black fans
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You got anymore dinopants babies 👉👈
Here’s some sketches I shared on my insta story a lil while back! Inspired from a message I got saying Diego and HP are loving parents of 4
I love the idea of these two characters who likely never thought they would consider anyone else family again and instead chose to rely heavily on themselves for so long just to somehow end up not only with each other but 4 kids too? Making their own big family? I think it’s funny and sweet.
I’m also just a big fan of the dio kids so SBR versions of them are fun to think about and sketch. (When I did this I didn’t have time to draw Riki but I swear he’s included, he’s in a previous post)
If any of u also happen to think of them with 4 wacky kids please share ur thoughts cuz I have many ty 💖
#asks#dinopants#mommy HP but literally#Dino daddy#I’m not normal about them#it’s Giorno Donatello and Ungalo#i hope it’s obvi but still just in case 😅#plz even their hair kinda makes sense#Dona got that two tone hair like his grandma#while Riki takes after hp the most#ungalo i imagine has darker hair like hps bro#and ofc gio looks just like his daddy lol Poor him 😝#i will draw them all together 💖#…eventually
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I don't, unfortunately, have any kind of a story to hang it on yet (she says, furiously sawing and hammering away at some trope-by-fours), but I would really love to write something where Sam and the boys, especially David, are forced into interacting for an extended period of time (and for Contrived Plot Reasons nobody can kill anybody else). I just think. It would be funny.
#the lost boys#at the moment the vague scaffolding taking form in my mind is - something something Michael doesn't come home#and Sam goes looking for him#(maybe...Michael doesn't come home after the bonfire and Star shows up at the house to see him and ends up talking to Sam instead?)#anyway for whatever reason Sam knows about the cave and goes looking for Mike there - but none of the boys know where he is either#they'd all figured he'd just run home to mommy and he'd be back after sundown#but now it's past sundown and...no Michael#just his brat little brother accusing them all of eating him#(can Max actually be serious? he wants to saddle them with THIS twerp? for ETERNITY?)#(his mom must be a centerfold model with the personality of a saint or something because. ugh.)#anyway now Michael is Missing and they All Have To Work Together to Find Him#and also not let their respective parents find out that they lost him#or something. like i said. no real story to hang it on.#...yet
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the gods as creators.
Hm. Something about Aeneas' longing for his mother and Venus' refusal to have to do anything more to do with him except for him to achieve his destiny. Perhaps, in the common modern way, a manifestation of her dreams to be anything else except a symbol of beauty, love, sex. The perfect creator's imperfect creation.
Virgil, The Aeneid. Translated by David West.
#the aeneid#what! the jester can art?#guess who messed up watercolour after doing it for 5 fucking years#also wow bad quality#guess who can also not take pictures#anyways#dido was v willing to be ur mommy aeneas excuse you
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if pregnancy and birth sounds so abhorrent to you that the only way you could feasibly do it is by getting paid obscene amounts of money and getting a ~nice and easy c-section~ you'll be shocked to know that it's literally a major abdominal surgery that cuts through 7 layers of your body that you're completely awake for and feel every part of sans some numbing tho js
#SURROGATES THIS ISN'T ABOUT YOU I LOVE YOU ACTUALLY#also my pregnant moot who i love and will not name don't let this scare you tho!!#if you do need a csec it's over in like 10 mins and then they hand you a baby and it's amazing and you don't even think about it#an hour after i was chilling with bébé eating fast food and sippin a huge beverage lmao#i was little shell shocked since it was an emergency after 24 hrs of labor to be fair and couldn't imagine getting another one at the time#but now months and months out im like#hell yeah i'd do it again for another one of these little beans they're incredible#these lousy 'csections are the easy way out' takes grind my gears fr tho#said by ppl who probably can't even get novocaine at the dentist w/o crying#~mommy blogging~#i guess??#pregnancy tw
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Seth, skipping rocks on a lake with Nut : It’s such a beautiful evening.
Nut: Yeah, it is.
Nut: *Throw the stone hard* Take that you fucking lake.
Seth: play it harder mom! No mercy!
#Seth#Nut#He's such a mommy's boy#I'm loyal to HC that he had someone to take after and it's definitely Nut#incorrect egyptian mythology#incorrect egyptian quotes#egypquotes#incorrect egyptian gods#ancient egypt#egyptian gods#egyptian mythology
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do you think kenjaku did a pregnancy photoshoot
#jjk#jjk spoilers#jjk manga spoilers#kenjaku#really no one’s doing it like him#I want to know how kenjaku handled being pregnant with yuuji#is there a photo of yuujis dad kissing his swollen belly in front of a sunset somewhere#did kenjaku do a baby shower with kaoris friends#how into it did he get and are there pictures#did he take a prenatal yoga class#was he stirring up shit at a future mommies support group#did he keep sleeping with yuujis dad after he got pregnant or did it stop once he secured the bag
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