#plz even their hair kinda makes sense

[marzimars]

You got anymore dinopants babies 👉👈

Here’s some sketches I shared on my insta story a lil while back! Inspired from a message I got saying Diego and HP are loving parents of 4

I love the idea of these two characters who likely never thought they would consider anyone else family again and instead chose to rely heavily on themselves for so long just to somehow end up not only with each other but 4 kids too? Making their own big family? I think it’s funny and sweet.

I’m also just a big fan of the dio kids so SBR versions of them are fun to think about and sketch. (When I did this I didn’t have time to draw Riki but I swear he’s included, he’s in a previous post)

If any of u also happen to think of them with 4 wacky kids please share ur thoughts cuz I have many ty 💖

[caotictimmy]

if you're doing mouthwashing can i have daisuke x reader hcs plz... just pretend the tulpar never crashed i want him to be happy hjdkjkdsjg

OMG ANON…you get me. Daisuke has me in a CHOKEHOLD. Ok so here are how the headcanons are gonna go. Pre dating/confession. Dating and NSFW. I had another anon ask me to do NSFW head canons with daisuke. So why not kill two birds with one stone. The regular head canon r gonna be Gn. But the NSFW are gonna have some AFAB stuff. Still can kinda be read as Gn.

Crushing - Confession

- I believe Daisuke crushing on you would be a very, you fell first, but he fell harder kinda thing.

- I think that because Daisuke can be well.. a bit dense (still love him though). That he’s not really gonna pick up on any hints or flirting. So you kinda of have to wait till he realizes he likes you.

- When he does realize he likes you is probably when you were sticking up for him against Swansea(I love you Swansea but you still were mean to Daisuke🙁).

- It’s gonna be easy to tell when he likes you. This man is gonna be so obvious😭🙏

- We all know he’s eager to please right? He’s doing this with you 2 times more. Always asking if you needed anything, he’d be right on it.

-Little things to. I’m talking some laying his shirt over a puddle for you to step on. I feel like he tries to woe you with these gestures.(and it works)

- Daisuke loves listening to your voice. No matter how your voice sounds. He’ll go out of his ways to find you to ramble on about something. He thinks you look and sound cute rambling. o(^w^)o

- Also I think he just likes looking at you. There have been MANY times where Swansea has smacked Daisuke in the back of the head, cause he got sidetrack staring at you with this very lovesick grin. Staring like you personally hung the stars for him.

- Daisuke would be a bit too nervous to think of confessing first. So Swansea would definitely be pushing him to confess. He’s tired of seeing you two ogling at each other and doing nothing about it😒.

- Our sly little man some how convinced Curly to make a cake for him to give you. (I swear on my life curly is a die hard romantic but I’m saving that for when I do headcanons on him later)

- I feel like Daisuke would sneak in your room. Waiting for you to enter. When you do he lifts up the cake in his hands, “ Imadeyouthiscakewillyoudateme” He rambled out. Being scared you would say no.

- But when you say yes. I’m not kidding he shouted “WHOO HOO!!!”. It was very funny. Daisuke would quickly put the cake down and rush to hug you,

Dating

- I feel like the affection he likes to receive is words of affection and physical contact. And for what he usually gives. Acts of service and physical affection. Let me explain

-(Daisuke receiving) It’s a bit obvious that Daisuke probably hasn’t gotten a lot of praise in his life. So I believe that he absolutely melts when you give him these encouraging words. It can range from a lot. From a small, “good job” to a “I love you so much, no matter what.”. It makes him so happy like you don’t even understand.

-(Daisuke receiving) Idk it’s just a an itch in my brain telling me. I think he likes all kinds of physical affection. From holding his pinky, to wrapping you arms and legs around him cuddling. If it insures some sort of touching he’s down. I also think he like resting his head on either your thighs, or chest. Resting his eyes. PLEASE scratch his head or tangle your fingers through his hair. He loves it so much. Like it calms him down so much.

-(Daisuke giving) You can’t tell me this man isn’t at least a bit clingy. Not in a “if you talk to someone else I’ll kill them” type of way but a “ you make me feel safe and secure” kind of way. Does that make sense? Anyways, he loves flopping onto you when he sees you laying down. Like I’m talking full rag doll flop. I fully believe he brought a stuff animal on the ship. So he fully treats you like a stuff animal. Quick random switch. I don’t think he likes being the small spoon. Only because I feel like he needs to sleep holding something. I don’t think he would mind being big spoon. But overall he prefers you two facing each other.

-(Daisuke giving) We all know he has a knack for trying to be as helpful as he can. We can see that when he tried to fix the vent! To trying to crawl up it to save Anya… guys I can’t do this anymore. ANYWAYS. This man does not want you to lift a FINGER. He is so head over heels inlove with you. He’ll do anything for you. He’ll ask him to bring you a star and he’d ask which one. LIKE HE LOVES YOU SM AND JUST WANTS TO SEE YOU HAPPY.

- He loves kissing. Receiving and giving. From a simple peck, to kissing your face all over. He just loves it so much. He finds it so romantic. Listen hear me out. Non sexual neck kissing. He could be waking up before you(highly unlikely). Softly kissing your neck to wake you up. Just soft and sweet.

- Late night talks are a must with him. It could be about anything really. From what plot twist you guys thought would happen on the shitty soap opera you guys were watching. What ifs, what your guys future would look like, what you guys would be if you were animals. The topics you guys talk about are far and wide. But he enjoys the comfort of being by you.

- You can’t tell me this man isn’t a big back. Daisuke definitely brought a bunch of snacks with him. So he will happily share with you. He is a very giving person. But also expect to get your food stolen sometimes.. make sure you get extra food in your plate to give him the rest. He would appreciate it a lot!!!!!:3

- He also really loves spending anytime he can with you. Especially if it involves games. Let me tell you. YOU DO NOT WANNA PLAY DRESS TO IMPRESS WITH THIS MAN. He would cook you so hard in the game it’s not even funny. He’s literally in the top 10 players in dress to impress.

NSFW - DO NOT READ IF YOUR A MINOR OR UNCOMFORTABLE WITH NSFW (AFAB)

- Praise kink. YOU GUYS CANT TELL ME I’M WRONG. You guys could water board me. Scream at me that I’m wrong. Every time you praise him when y’all are getting freaky. Busting. Like it gets him going SO HARD (pun intended) Like omg… Especially if you praise his efforts/ how good he’s doing. Pray that you’ll be able to walk after.

- This man is LOUD…… grunting, whimpering, moaning, panting. Any noise you can think of hes made it. Like he doesn’t even think of suppressing his noises. He also doesn’t want you to either! He loves hearing you. He thinks the louder you are = the better he’s doing. So please don’t suppress your noises he’ll get so sad:(. But back to the topic. This man needs something to muffle him. Wether that be kissing you, or lightly nibbling your neck. When he starts to get to loud you need to find a way to shut him up.

-Speaking of loud Swansea has definitely caught you guys once’s. Y’all were a bit to loud and he was wonder what was going on and… Let’s just say he wasn’t able to look at you guys for a bit. But after he gave Daisuke a fist bump. Man to man🗣️🗣️🗣️

- Daisuke is willing to try almost everything. I full heartedly believe this man is a virgin. The furthest he’s ever gone is making out. So he’s eager to learn! He was a bit nervous your guys first time. But after a bit that nervousness dissolved into eagerness! I don’t think he’d be into hurting you badly. And I don’t think he likes pain that much either. But I think he would like his hair being pulled. Or maybe you lightly scratching his back.

- I think he would be open to having sex not just in your rooms. Either in random room barely used. Or a couple of times on the couch when everyone was in their sleeping quarters. Thankfully you guys weren’t caught!!! But Curly was wondering what that clear sticky substances was on the couch…

-(AFAB) Munch no question asked. LISTEN WHEN I SAW HE WANTED AN EXTRA PACK OF SWEETENER I IMMEDIATELY THOUGHT BIG BACK MUNCH BEHAVIOR. Also because this man loves to please. DO YALL SEE ME VISION. This man who’ll slurp it up like no tomorrow. His favorite made is your pleasure is his pleasure. But omg like he gets so into eating you out it’s not even funny… You have to pry his face away from your core. And he looks so hot. His hair a mess. His eyes dazed but still has that love in them. And your juice all over his face like…

- He doesn’t have a favorite position. He likes way too many. And when you asked him what position he liked the most, he only responded with, “how can I pick a favorite when there all so good, and what about the ones we haven’t tried yet!” Safe to say you guys went to go try some more positions 😜

- I know I’ve been doing really freaky headcanons but I think Daisuke loves soft sex and morning sexy to. Maybe the morning after a bad day HES still feeling bad. You both are still groggy but you have time before you have to get up. Hell sink himself into. Before thrusting as his arms are wrapped around your waist. His hot breath on your neck, as he trailed kisses all along it. Just because he can be a freak doesn’t mean he can’t be really soft either.

- Daisuke loves cock warming. Try. Try to prove me wrong. He loves cuddling. He loves being as close to you as possible. What’s better than combining the two! But after a bit he does get a bit impatient and starts to subtly thrust. He really is trying to not to be you feel to good!

Authors note: SORRY THIS TOOK SO LONG. I STARTED THIS WHEN I GOT HOME AND FELL ASLEEP MID WAY THROUGH WRITING THIS. Again sorry for request being slow I’m trying my best😭🙏

[hauntedrain]

F1 Drivers First Date Headcanons .ೃ࿐

✧*̥˚ Includes Charles, Max, and Oscar. *̥˚✧

✮▹A/N: IT'S BEEN FOREVER, and to be fair I didn't write this recently, it's been in my drafts. but I hope it's okay for now. I've been having a writing block for a long time and haven't had inspo to write anything. I can make more parts if requested.

✰▹Warnings/Notices: maybe unrealistic a bit, honestly kinda a shit post, fr tho not anything mad just fluff. NOT EDITED, NOT PROOFREAD.

Charles Leclerc ⋆୨୧˚

would definitely be really worried about the date. Not that he's scared about you or anything, but about if he planned the right thing, picked the right outfit, or something along those lines. He just wants to make a good "first impression".

He would be Facetiming/texting Pierre or Arthur every 10 minutes for confirmation and reassurance. "Be honest, do these pants make me look stupid. I can't have her thinking I'm stupid, and can't properly dress myself." He asks while fixing his hair for the 100th time on Facetime. " Charlie, if you're calling me this much then maybe, just maybe... You can't dress yourself properly." "Not funny, but for real. Is this fine?"

He would probably get even more nervous as he meets up with you or picks you up like would be messing with his bracelets, blushing or sheepishly smiling a lot. But after a while, he would calm down and get more confident being around you and talking to you.

He probably asks himself how he was even able to ask you out in the first place considering how nervous he is right now.

For the date idea, he would really want it to be something that you would enjoy. He would message you or ask your friends what your favorite things are and things to do.

Max Verstappen ✧.*

I think he would be more collected when talking about first dates, however, he would still be nervous about certain things. Would it go well? Is the only reason you like him for his title? What if it's really awkward?

But by the time he's there and starts talking to you those worries fade away and he starts to open up more and be more him. He would definitely not be able to keep a smile off his face after that.

I think the first date you guys would have is just talking over dinner, nothing too crazy, but he also wouldn't want to plan something boring so maybe you guys would do something afterward. Like a walk around a park or going into small stores on the way home? Idk but something that wouldn't just be a simple dinner.

I feel like during the first date, if he doesn't already know you, he tries to get to know you well. He wouldn't just be asking questions like "What your favorite color?", "Favorite season?", etc. Not that its inherently wrong to want to know but he wants something different, like knowing a deep passion or dream of yours. Or even memories and moments throughout your life. Something deeper.

Oscar Piastri *ೃ༄

I think he would want to do something more casual as a first date. Something like a picnic or going to a cafe. But at the end of the day if you just wanted a dinner somewhere he would be fine with that too.

I don't feel like he would be nervous like others are nervous for first dates, he would be more nervous about just going out and doing things than if the actual date goes well.

Like not freaking out about what to wear, or first impressions, but worrying if this is the right thing to do, or if the date plan was enough (kind of like how Charles cares about what the date was for you.)

Maybe brings a few flowers or something small, especially if you guys already knew each other. He would try a nice gesture but nothing to crazy, just something sweet and simple.

⭒❃.✮:▹A/N: It's been FOREVER since I posted actual writing. I apologize if this makes no sense or is stupid, this has been in my drafts forever and I never really went back over it before now. I've been out of ideas so plz request something! I will literally write for anyone about anything (in reason)

[hyunsvngs]

Ok so ot8! Poly skz who all spoil u and treat you like the princess u r but channie is the only one you feel safe enough with to go into subspace 🥺 and one day ure cuddling with the members (lets go w lix and minho cuz imma hoe for them) and one of them kinda brushes their thumb on ur lips or make u suck on it and u get all floaty and fuzzy just as chan enters the room and ure all grappy hands and “daddy🥺🥺��� and he COOS AND COME SCOOP YOU UP AND ASSHSGYWISOSUSGSSJSK

I literally can’t stop thinking about this scenario plz continue cuz my mind went mush🫰🏻

-kuromi anon

i propose:

minho was fingering you on the couch, and lixie had kindly placed his thumb in your mouth for you to suck steadily on. you were too loud, too loud for chan and jisung who were working in the next room but you just couldn’t help yourself! minho’s degradations mixed with little praises were sending you into a very, very floaty space. you hadn’t ever entered your subspace without chan, who was a pro at making you feel all fuzzy, protected and overwhelmed, so you assumed it simply wouldn’t happen.

until that moment. something about the way the two men were crowded around you, limbs intertwined underneath a fluffy, knitted blanket made you feel so safe. your feet were in your favourite frilly socks but you were bare otherwise, apart from a t-shirt of jeongin’s that felix currently had his hand underneath. it was just so comfortable, familiar with two of the boys you loved most.

you could feel yourself slipping. minho noticed, too, his pointy nose brushing your cheek as he quickened the pace of his fingers. “aww, are you feeling floaty, kitty?” his smile was heard through his voice, your eyes being closed in ecstasy prohibiting your vision. felix giggled from next to you, hand stroking through your hair while you suckled on his thumb.

“so fucking cute,” felix whispered, his eyes wide with awe. his lips stretched into a smile when his thumb went to stroke across your lip and you chased it with your mouth. “look at her getting all fuzzy with us. it’s s’ sweet!”

“mm, our slut just loves my fingers so much, huh? you don’t even need your daddy here to help you, gettin’ all sweet for us without him,” minho bit into your earlobe softly, fingers curving to probe your gspot. you shifted, your legs thrashing underneath the soft blanket. all of a sudden, it was like things started to make sense to you. you felt so so safe with minho and felix, two of your favourites if you were being honest - but you wanted your daddy.

“d-daddy,” you whine, head thrashing back against the fabric of the sofa. minho chuckled next to you, shaking his head fondly. felix moved his wet thumb to circle over your clit, heightening your pleasure and making you gush over minho’s knobby digits. your eyes fluttered open, only to shut again just as quick. you couldn’t take it. “need- need- hnnng, minnie, minho, please, need it-“

minho’s chuckling again, his fingers thrusting into you just a tad deeper. “open your eyes.”

you opened your eyes on command, eyes hazy with the light of the room. the main light wasn’t on, only the smaller lamps dotted around the room, but you still felt like the room was way too bright. blinking a few times, trying hard to ignore the way you were very, very close to cumming, your eyes settled on a figure by the door.

chan. he was standing there, bulging arms crossed over his chest and a soft smile on his face. he looked proud, so proud to see you succumbing to your headspace like that even when he wasn’t there. but, he was there, present, and he started to stalk across the room to you like you were prey.

“i’m guessing she’s slipping,” chan mused when he reached your body, hands smoothing over your thighs on top of the blanket. you let out a whine again, all of your thoughts going blurry with the headspace you were going into. it definitely didn’t help that felix was rubbing your sensitive bundle of nerves so precisely, minho was hitting your gspot… you felt like you were going to die.

“slippin’ so nice for us, she’s such a good girl,” you gasped sharply when felix’s deep timbre hit your ears.

chan giggled, his fingers starting to play with the frills of your socks underneath the blanket. “what’s up, baby?”

“hnng, daddy- ‘m gonna cum, oh, oh- can i, can i?”

chan cooed at you, his eyes soft beneath wild, dark curly hair. “of course you can, baby. such a good girl.”

♡ juno

[siriusly-parker]

—flor de maracuja [draco m.] —prologue. [intro]

[series masterlist]

tags. [draco malfoy x hufflepuff!reader, students came back to finish their senior year, after the war, fluff, angst, kinda grumpy x sunshine, series]

author’s note. [really really short intro, plz tell me if you’d actually like a series!! ꩜ i siriusly love you <3]

wc. [0.67k]

“Remember! The harder the growing, the higher the grading!” Growled the teacher as the rest of his class started to pack their things and leave.

Mr. Derwen Pembroke was Madam Sprout’s gloomier Welsh replacement after the war. Of the few teachers left, not many came back to Hogwarts. The lack of staff meant that he was the only herbology professor, one who hated teaching introduction classes, as he felt he was overqualified. He constantly reminded his students of it and only kept his rudeness to a minimum with his Advanced crew. As a Herbology 101 student, Draco absolutely despised him.

“Mister Malfoy.” Draco stopped at the door. “You are failing my class.” He turned around and walked deeper inside the class towards his incredibly bored-looking teacher. “Actually, I believe I am not, Professor.” Mr. Pembroke rolled his eyes and put his feet up on his already muddy desk. “You’re right, I’m sorry. You are not failing.” Draco felt he was being condescending. “Yet.” Of course he was. “But, if your thumb doesn’t get as green as that damn tie very soon, you most definitely will be.” He sighs “I would like for you to be tutored for this assignment. Mr. Longbottom should be at the AH2 greenhouse right about now. He’ll explain everything.” Draco nodded, keeping his groaning hushed as he turned to leave the classroom. “One more thing.” Mr. Pembroke stopped him. “Don’t ever try to correct me again, Mr. Malfoy. No one likes a smartass.” The boy didn’t argue, he knew better than to bargain with a snake. “Of course, Professor.” “Don’t be a suck up either.” He was taken aback. What did this man want? But, Derwen laughed before he had the chance to finish his thought. “I’m just kidding, Draco. Don’t be so uptight.” “Well, there’s not much left for me to be now, is there, Sir?” “Smartass.” He snorts.

AH2 meant Advanced Herbology II. Their greenhouse was farther from the castle and closer to the forest, and only AH2 students or personally approved ones, like Draco, were allowed to use it. The small runned down shack didn’t interest many students, anyway. It looked old and disheveled, nothing very appealing.

When he got there, the so-called greenhouse was empty and Neville was nowhere to be found. He wasn’t really in the mood to look for him, so he hovered around all the weird looking plants, many of which he had never even seen before.

As he walked, he noticed a small passage towards what seemed to be like an extension of the place. It ended up being much bigger than what it hinted to from the outside, probably by an Undetectable Extension charm, like the one he used for his bag. It looked more like a national botanical garden than a stupid herbology class greenhouse. Entering the room, a faint melody could be heard from what Draco assumed to be the solarium.

When Draco walked into the sunlit room, he saw her. He saw the bows in her hair first. They were yellow like her skirt and the laces on her shoes.

“Are you lost?” The girl asked without turning around. Draco’s taken aback. He didn’t think she had even noticed his presence. “What?” “I’m asking if you are lost.” She says matter-of-factly. “Oh. Well, I guess I kind of am.” He tries to find the right words by rubbing the back of his neck, “...Sorry.” but she turns to face him with a bright smile he definitely didn’t expect. “No worries! I completely understand. This place is an absolute maze!” Her laugh was warm and it made the boy dizzy. Haven’t heard anyone be so friendly to him in a long time, he tries to change the conversation, so as to not think about it too much. “I’m actually waiting for Longbottom.” “That makes sense.” She smiles. “You can wait here if you want. He shouldn’t take long.” Turning back to caring for her plants, she shifts on her feet. “So… what are you working on?”

‎𐦂 hope you enjoyed it!! comment what you think! ◡̈

‧˚ʚ masterlist + requests

taglist ; @daydreamteardrop @ell0ra-br3kk3r @missstratford [restarting my tagging list/system! plz send an ask, comment, dm to be added!!]

[lowkeyrobin]

erm hihi!! whenever you have time could I request a gbfe phoebe spengler story because I srsly can't get over her still #lovepheebs 🙏! uh like a school one sense I don't see many of those, just something different I guess, I don't really have an idea but maybe like a prom, I don't think she'd be into that but maybe podcast talked her into it or sumth 😓🙏! (anything is fine really, I just need her back😭)

PLZ N TYSM, TAKE UR TIME > <!! <33

omg stop I love this sm!!! ; I decided to go w homecoming bc I feel prom is way to formal and social for her so 😔🙏 ; but yes podcast was wingman-ing 100% idc ; thanks for requesting, hope u enjoy! ; also sorry this took so long :( I tried getting it out asap but I had so much to post already & I feel like this is becoming more like a job than a hobby and it's kinda killing me 💔

PHOEBE SPENGLER ; homecoming

summary ; she invites you to go to homecoming with her

warnings ; language

word count ; 771

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Phoebe Spengler was not one for socialism or formality.

But, she knew you liked important events and making memories. Especially with her, considering she's your best friend in the whole world. Don't worry, Podcast is right behind her.

She just didn't know how to work around that though.

Podcast however, did.

"I'm telling you right now, ask them to go to homecoming with you." The boy shrugs, one hand loose around the strap of his backpack.

"I can't!" Phoebe exclaims. "How do I even ask that? What would I even wear? What if they say no?"

Podcast gives her a deadpan look. "They literally have the biggest crush on you, they're gonna say yes. Two, we'll find you something to wear. Three, I'll be your wingman." He smiles.

"Fine..."

Weeks of brainstorming up a plan lead up to today. Thankfully, the mutual friend didn't make your antisocial crush ask you to go to homecoming with her at school or with some corny sign and flowers and allow all the idiots you hated to watch. Thank the lords for Podcast understanding his friends' boundaries and comforts, he was a godsend.

Phoebe, dressed in overalls over a green floral patterned shirt, carries a bouquet of small lavender flowers and daisies, occasionally smelling them to try and ease her mind. Podcast rests a hand on her shoulder, walking her down to your house so she could prom-pose (homecoming-pose didn't really roll of the tongue) to you as you hung out. As they approach, he takes the flowers from her and hides behind a car next door, peering from behind as he watches her ring the doorbell.

You step outside wearing a casual outfit, smiling as you see her curly brunette hair and dorky circular glasses. "Hey, Pheebs"

"Hi!" She quietly smiles, "Uh, would you wanna like, walk around town with me? I found this cool little flower field and thought of you, I'd like to show it to you cause I thought you would think it was cool-" She begins to ramble.

You cut her off, placing your index finger over her lips, "I'd love to go," you smile.

"Oh, okay!"

Podcast smiles, whispering in accomplishment as he essentially stalks you all the way toward this flower field Phoebe was talking about. Phoebe often glances over her shoulder, trying to make sure Podcast was still present but casually hidden.

She smiles, trying to hide her nervousness.

"Wow, this place is gorgeous" You mutter, looking over the acres upon acres of flowers, organized in rainbow order. From roses to irises, they had it all. Whoever owned this was certainly working hard to plant and maintain all these flowers.

"Cool, huh?" Phoebe asks, biting back her giddy smile, trying to fight off saying "not as cool as you though"

You nod in response, attempting to try and calculate how many flowers were even there. Probably enough to fill up a football field.

Podcast hides in a row of large rose bushes, holding the flowers he and Phoebe bought for this special occasion.

"Wanna go check out that bench?" Phoebe asks, praying you'll say yes.

She refers to the bench in the middle of the field, made of some white concrete or ceramic, a large heart behind it.

"Sure, yeah"

Podcast silently and sneakily follows you two, trying to keep his cover between the flowers. He works his way behind you two as you sit down, looking for the sign that Phoebe was ready for the flowers.

You talk for a while, enjoying the view, while Phoebe tells you a bunch of facts about flowers, which you listen too. She was a walking textbook. As you glance away, looking over all the flowers again, she quickly turns back and holds up two fingers, signaling to Podcast.

He quickly sneaks over, handing her the flowers before running back to his previous spot, closely watching the following interaction. You turn back to look at Phoebe, seeing her holding a bouquet of flowers.

Before you can ask where she pulled them out from, she opens her mouth to speak, still buffering to search for the words she wanted to say, that she rehearsed, to you.

"Uhm, would you wanna go to homecoming with me? As friends, maybe, or more if you want?"

She's frozen, absolutely paralyzed as she awaits your answer.

You smile, "Yeah, sure"

She uses all her willpower to hold back jumping up and celebrating, knowing Podcast was a few yards away silently congratulating her.

"Okay, cool," She grins, handing you the flowers.

She looks back at Podcast, flashing him a smile as you gaze upon the bouquet.

[soapyoapy]

thoughts on dnp's new video

hey y'all. no one asked for it but here's a review of dip and pip's outfits from their new video from a costume design student's perspective.

*disclaimer: this is all for fun and totally my opinion, everyone has a different style, i’m just working with what they’ve worn before and what they seem to like wearing*

Category 1: Y2Gay

Phil:

🤔 i don’t know how to feel about this one… it’s not horrendous but dare i say he didn’t go far enough. i’m an ARMY so i can see j-hope wearing this but perhaps the reason why is would work is because he’d add like a white bucket hat, some sunglasses, and some colorful jewelry to fully commit to the maximalist style. also phil doesn’t really suit the baggy style imo. correct me if im wrong.

rating: ⭐️⭐️⭐️ (add some accessories)

Dan:

honestly, i love the sweater. i saw it in the photocards and loved it. this is how dan should wear color tbh. my only critiques would be: a. what are the straps for??? and b. i wonder how it’d look with a dark colored tank top underneath it instead of a black one 🤷🤷

rating: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

Category 2: Americore

Dan:

umm…keep the jacket on. i’m sorry, the shirt is too much 😅😅 also i’m so confused by the pants. that’s it. maybe instead of that shirt have just like a nice white shirt. or maybe phil’s out of date gaming console shirt. the eagles are just a lot to look at. also ditch the crocs. again, sorry. a good black chonky sneaker would fit the look better.

rating: ⭐️⭐️⭐️

Phil:

i agree with phil that the blue shoes don’t really fit. but i have a solution. wear some white sneakers and the blue mesh top from the q&a video or just a matpat-style blue jacket. other than that, this outfit works. especially with the blonde hair.

rating: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

Category 3: Stranger Materials

Phil:

phil, please please please get that jacket fitted. it looks ever so slightly too big on him. hot take: the pants aren’t terrible. it’s just terrible with the jacket. the lines are not going in the same direction and it’s really distracting. i think they’d both have the effect he wanted just on their own. not together.

rating: ⭐️⭐️

Phil pt2:

i agree with dan. the pants are the issue. they aren’t the right shade of blue or the same pattern. major clash and if they were performing, it’d be very distracting.

rating: ⭐️

Dan:

ok. at least it matches 😝 considering he bought is from an ✨adults only website✨ not bad. would probably make too much noise to be an actual outfit he’d wear onstage with mics and all that but for fashion…kinda slays

rating: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

Category 4: Serving Shorts

Phil:

🫢 umm…ok so, how did he not know the shorts were see through?? perhaps it did show on the website but if it was from the same place as the vest and the vest was mesh then you’d assume the shorts were too?? idk anyways. its giving backup dancer construction worker if that makes sense. i’d say go all the way add some fingerless gloves and some design to the shirt and/or vest. go full jojo siwa with it. i do also love the color coordination.

rating: ⭐️⭐️⭐️1/2

Dan:

eh…that’s it. it’s not awful it’s not great. maybe it he coordinated the blue with the top. it just looks like a dude headed to the gym. i like the shoes. they do look like the cover of a 90s boy band album. nothing amazing. if the star was blue and silver i’d like it more

rating: ⭐️⭐️⭐️

Bonus Round:

Dan:

honestly…as a neurodivergent person, this is just a good item 🤣🤣 it looks so soft. not even from a designer perspective but a sensory perspective. i’d buy it. maybe in a different color but still. (also if it’s like an ✨adults website✨ thing plz let me know idk anything im aroace 😅)

rating: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ (for the goofs)

Phil:

question. where would you wear this other than a disco/party? this outfit looks really fun. the only thing i'd add to this would be some white boots or sneakers with rainbow laces.

rating: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ (for the goofs)

thank you for reading the ramblings of a junior costume design student who is using this video as procrastination from doing their lighting design homework. I hope you all have a good rest of your day! ✌️✌️ go ahead and tell me if any of the things I said were wrong i don't know anything 😊😊

[thesunmakesmetired]

Ive been seeing a lot of international miku lately and decided to participate...

Québec Miku

Lore dump:

This is more of a Montreal Miku than a Québec Miku but like I'm not from either Montreal city or Québec city, it's just that Montreal is the most known city and I've been there more and so I went with that one.

I would have done beautiful cultural clothing if we had any... but we dont, so I took the essence of it instead

She's wearing a trafic cone because those are Quebec's unofficial symbols. This is not a dress. This is hard plastic. She stole it off the side of the road.

She has the road work and the detour signs as her hair pins and her shoes are the roads filled with potholes. (I love the shoes sm, I kinda want them)

She's also holding a poutine because if Québec has one good thing, it's poutine (and maple taffy... damn I love sugar shack season... I should have added that too :( )

Her earrings say "calise" and "tabarnak" because it made me laugh.

If you ask why she looks so pissed, idk. It came out like that, but let's just imagine she had to talk to someone from Ontario or smt?? She wants them to speak French because "La loi 101 criss" (Nah, it's because we were Canada's capital until they BURNT IT TO THE GROUND and rebuild it in Ontario... like, rude)

Quebec is like the other canadian provinces' younger rebellious sibling that keeps saying they're gonna run away but never does (even if Québec is technically the oldest but I don't feel like making sense right now, I think this is obvious by the fact she's wearing a neon plastic cylinder...)

This is half shaded, not rendered and honestly kinda shitty but its 1 am and this took wayyy longer than it should for what is essentially a shitpost and I wanna go to sleep but I had to do this first- and I forgot to sign so plz dont steal or repost... I mean, idk why u would cuz this sucks ass but yk-

Also, shoutout to the ibispaint body template for saving me a good hour on this thing...

[rickva186]

hallo same ooc anon who said they liked your art this is a question of if I can draw him . plz. any refs.. ?

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I’m very intrigued on his deal ! I don’t know why . He has this vibe I like a lot —probably because like I mentioned, I like longer haired Ricks! !!

erm erm I don’t know what else to say— I’d be interested in crumbs of his lore ? something for a newb to his lore :3

VA'S LORE!!! VA-186 was a pharmaceutical engineer in the Citadel, he created drugs and miracle cures for what ailed the Rick problem. He ran a shop which employed similar VAs, such as VA-187 and VA-186b (that guy's a weirdo we don't talk about him). He also employed one of his clones which now roams the universe as Janerith (whole sub plot, I'll post about it later). He grew up in the Citadel and in my own timeline of events he was taken from his dimension by the Citadel to become a cog in their machine. VA was known around the Citadel as Rickcestual, and even pioneered this lifestyle in his own way. It was his ahem, gay pride movement. This was around the time where he met Doc Rick (https://doc-rick-a106.com/) and had well, his story rocked. On tumblr.com he was around messing with Ricks, being a nusense while in the background lore happened. Lore - he had a relationship that sent him spiraling and left him with ghosts in his brain. The Citadel blew up in a season (if I remember, I kinda refuse to rewatch RAM) and he was left out of the Rick loop for a while. He retreated to his planet and lived life there peacefully. Until he eventually got married to himself, or Lumberjack Rick, and was happy with him for a bit. He lived with him for a while and VA-186's Earth blew up too with the Smiths and Jessica escaping. VA's on and off relationship with iterations of Doc, known now as Nutty, still persisted even whilst married. VA quickly left Lumberjack after being 'too happy' and started his own adventures at this time with VA-186 Morty (reunited after the earth exploding and them conquering a planet). VA would then go on to submerse himself in VR fantasies until his death where he went to Hell. This brings us to the current time where he's technically still from Hell (subplot: he's 'alive' to torture people, kinda like Crowley from Good Omens) he's on his own, and his Morty is adventuring on his own with Rick's portal gun.

This is the most lore I've ever written for VA so sorry if none of it makes sense or you never saw any of it. He's been a thought experment for years now. Of course you have permission to draw VA! Also I baked a loaf of lore just for you. It's been swimming around in my head for years now.

[desultory-novice]

for some odd reason, i can't help but find mirror marx/narx kinda hot, and i am very embarrassed about that.

You know, someone tagged him as "Sans Marx" (which made me laugh soooo hard) so maybe that's a part of it? XD

There is something about a character who is both extremely powerful but also very laid back. Also he's got that eyes-always-closed charm! Plus, who doesn't look good in black?!

For a slightly more serious answer:

You really don't have to feel embarrassed about it. According to Scott McCloud, one of the reasons cartoon characters are simplied is so that we have an easier time seeing ourselves or others in them! A few of us are told we look like X real life actor but not too often.

Now, someone who's just little guy with a ball-shaped body and eyes and (sometimes) a mouth? "Hey, I've got those things too!" It's not like you're admitting to finding an inanimate basketball hot! XD

When you combine the inherit sympathy involved in the design of a simplified character and then start throwing on traits like the "powerful/relaxed" or "fox eyes" or having them sing, that will inevitably make them...kind of attractive, yeah!

And they can be "attractive" without that automatically equalling "I want to date them in real life!" (Plus there are certain traits that might only really be attractive in fiction/made more attractive, like a sense of danger about a person or a mind caught in a tempest.)

Everyone has tropes in character designs they find "attractive!" White hair. Violet eyes. Long vampire cloaks. Long boots. These are just some of the traits I see pop up again and again because they WORK for people. I wasn't joking when I said everyone looks good in black. The mirror worlders so far all have a palette of desaturated grays and the occasional bright red. It's a GOOD palette and is gonna make some fancy-looking characters!

Heck, I'm certain that when I'm working on designing a character, I'm including some of my favorite design tropes to make them "attractive" to me. Scarves and gloves? Yes, plz, more, thx!

I can even say with Mirror Marx that I set out to draw him so he'd look pretty neat! I picked some of my favorite things to work into his design and when the sketches were done, I nodded satisfied.

So, tldr, not weirded out and thank you for the compliment!

[heredis-sanguinis]

What are some of the comments? Now you have me curious since I can't access twitter

//Oh dearie, they are amazing. Nothing vulgar or offensive that I've seen so far. Unlike a certain Star Guardian's community raising pitchforks and throwing death threats and such at the devs, guess a major difference in player base/community for champs involved imo A few examples: (Under Read More, because of length)

- I mean, his face is too similar to Ezreal's, his hair is basically Kayle's hair but I kinda like everything else, especially how he looks more noxian and the camavorian details are really cool, I just hope they update his voicelines to make this rejuvenation make more sense - The adding in Noxian architectural motifs on him was such a strange choice... why would nobility be running around like that - Vladimir is supposed to be weird and cringe and kickable like a wet paper bag left in the rain not a yassified twink...... riot plz let him be a little freak humanized ferret plz - I think his LoR design is better This is giving playboy vampire. Also where did the rest of his nail/claw things go?

- eBoy Vlad - They want the Zed mains - Vamp Ezreal - They even made him use grape juice - They yassified him - They twinkified him - Bloodmage Ezreal - Love the new Ezreal skin - League is 100% an anime game now - Vlad from Dracula into a member of visual kei band - Yassiffying Vlad is an impressive feat - They Genshin Impact'd him - Oh hell nah they turned ma onion head drac into noxian twink - Made a blood lord into an anime protagonist - Tifa might love your new outfit, Cloud

[spartanburger]

1, 13, 34, 35 >=3

(from this set of questions)

#1 Virgin: Nope, I've had sex One (1) time.

#13 Biggest turn ons: I answered this in the last ask but I think I rambled a bit too much. My mind is tripping on a (arbitrary?) distinction between sexual turn-ons and romantic ones.

The biggest heart-boner I've gotten was from late night talks, where both of us are eepy and no longer really making sense but refusing to end the call and finally go to sleep because we still want to hear each other / be around each other. It's one of those things you don't realize you need when you haven't been in a relationship and now it's a deep and undying yearning.

For sexual turn-ons, physical touch and body to body contact, kissing, oral (giving more than receiving).

#34 What I find attractive in women: God there's so much it's hard to pick just a few. I like smart weird girls with hyperfixations, I like nerdy introverted grills with glasses and freckles and baggy clothes, but I also like tall fit girls who could bench me, extroverts who drag me out of my shell to go do things I would normally never think of doing on my own. I like creative girls who make things (art, or other things), especially when we can be creative together. I like girls who can handle their own things and offer to help, but I also like failwomen who need help. I love girls with short hair, but long hair can be so beautiful. I love it when myself and someone else are able to be better, more alive people, together. But none of that matters if they don't have kindness in their hearts. I'm sorry you could be a 10/10 smokeshow but your politics matter and if you're a conservative woman, sorry, but fuck off plz.

#35 What I find attractive in men: I'm not sexually attracted to men (not even slightly, sorry, it does nothing for me in that way) but there are some men out there who just radiate a kind of "I need to be friends with this person" energy. A lot of it is in the face - there's a way men can smile sometimes that just beams and it's so good. Like dude okay with a smile like that we need to hang out sometime. Also anyone who is creative in any way is immediately interesting to me. Kinda like with women though, you have to be kind. I have no room in my heart for people who aren't kind to others and humanity.

[sucktacular]

spilling my thoughts out about, oh, i might not just be anxious and burnt out from school! i might be burnt out as shit from masking my whole life. :) (new revelation to me)

so i learned something really juicy about myself with my therapist that im still kinda processing and dont really know how to move forward with it at all but its a realization that may help me with my agoraphobia healing????

SO YOU KNOW HOW IVE BEEN LIKE. Im so anxious im so scared of going outside cuz what if ppl judge me or are mean to me or whatever what if i cant fit in what if i look weird what if im targeted what if what if what if

so ive been going on for the past like... since march 2020 at minimum being like "im such an anxious mess i wish i coudl get my anxiety in check" and im sure thats a lot of it but ALSO

uhm... I used the word masking (i dont use it often cuz idk if it fits me and i also acknowledge its generally language used by autistic folk but also realizing now that maybe its something most neurodivergent folk can use? - plz dont get angry at me please if i use wrong words btw i'm uneducated and still teaching myself ; - ; but also clearly this makes sense for me also - and my therapist was basically like "okay, so, before we go forward, do you think that masking has anything to do with your agoraphobia?" as a point of asking me to think it over before we keep talking about it and for me to really personally think about it and digest it and... wow?? folks i think ive been masking so hard I burnt myself out?? which doing google research briefly i realize is definitely a thing (masking burn out) and i fucking

i cant believe ive been like "im burnt out because school is hard and im anxious all the time cuz im scared of ppl and thats it" when like yes thats fair and probably doesnt help but ALSO- WOAH MAYBE IM BURNT OUT BECAUSE EVEN TO OPEN MY FRONT DOOR TO GET MAIL IM ALWAYS LIKE OGH I GOTTA LOOK OKAY I GOTTA LOOK "NORMAL" I GOTTA GET READY I GOTTA PREP I GOTTA SWITCH ON THE NORMAL ME

if someone is delivering something i have to dress and brush my hair and preen and look in the mirror and take a mmoment to set myself up let alone if i go out into public spaces.

and we were talking and they asked what masking does for and to me, like whats the good whats the bad and like ive always known i wear myself out trying to be around ppl and public but i just chocked it up to being introverted. which is still a valid thing but thats maybe not... everything....

and i thought about it for a moment quietly and started getting a little choked up and was like, well masking makes me feel safe and makes me feel in control and right and like no one will pick me out to bother me or whatever. but then i started getting teary eyed and crying cuz.

i hate it. i HATE masking i HATE having to sit myself up right and preening myself til i have a head ache and i hate sitting on buses and the entire time being a whole experience where im just "dont look out that window its too close to that person theyll think youre looking at them and dont sloutch or youll look weird and dont move too much youll look weird and dont firdget youll look suspicious and dont look around youll look suspicious and definitely dont look at anyone or smile or wave and dont do anything just look out your window or your phone. NOTHIGN ELSE" and like... hm maybe thats not normal!!!??? I come home and im so tired im so tired and my clothes hurt me and my body hurts and im tense and im so burnt out emotionally and physically i avoid hanging out with friends because i feel like i have to act a certain way anyway when they know me and we both know theres no expectation for me to mask myself?? but i dont know how to turn it off at all.

its reminds me of finally learning to be okay with my hair. with not preening the fuck out of it before i go anywhere. that my natural dried hair is okay and good even. i rmember being in elementary school and i straightened my hair everyday because i have wavy hair and would brush it a lot and didnt know how to take care of it so it'd be a puffy long mess so the only way i knew how to fix that was the straighten it- and i remember one weekday night my straightener died and i was in HYSTERICS!!! I was crying!!! and begging!!! my mom for us to go to walmart to go get a new one. I literally felt like if I had to go to school the next day without my hair done that i would DIE!!!! something HORRIBLE would happen i wouldnt be normal enough and it would be the end for me or whatever. it freaked me out so SEVERELY. and like... i just chocked that up to anxiety and bullying, which yes it absolutely was. but maybe also... masking?? doing my little preening and things to make myself look less like a "weird kid" like less of a target

and like when i was a kid i always wanted to dress emo. i wanted the finger less gloves and i wanted the shaggy dark hair and i wanted the detailed outfits and the boots and the converse and the everything but i was SO SCARED to be seen as weird or out of place or give kids one more reason to bully me. and i remember being in high school like 9th grade and wearing striped fingerless gloves to school and i was so happy about them and at my locker some kids in my grade were lurking around behind me and loudly said something making fun of my gloves but not @ me just in general but it was 100% @ me even if i wasnt looking or involved. and i took them off... and i never wore them outside again... and then i sold them and got rid of them...

but like it took me so long to get to the point of like i care so much what ppl think but i also want to be what i want to look like and getting my hair cut SHORT and THEN dying it black and feeling like myself? i was so so scared out of my mind going in the next day but.... i also loved it?

and its just so fucked because i do all this shit to pretend to be normal and fine and safe and a trusting gentle person and I am, i am, its not a lie at all, but i make so much effort to make sure its a seeable attribute that like- helllooo??? IM ALT!!! IM GAY!! IM VISIBLY QUEER AND DRESS WEIRD!!! but im scared of being seen as weird?? what the fuck bro

and i know thats also internalized mental health stuff absolutely. even just saying "normal" and "weird" is very... yucky but i dont really know how else to describe it. but i see myself saying that and doing that and know its anti-mental health and anti-neurodivergence to feed into that within myself and externally

anyway just... damn man, im burnt out from masking all the damn time all my life and im just so tired of it to the point its easier to stay inside its easier to not take public transit its easier to get groceries delivered its easier to never go for a walk on my own its easier to do x y z but im deeply deeply unhappy

i think independence is so important to me, to be able to do what i want and where i want and do it ON MY OWN!!! i HATE relying on people i hate it so much. its not even so much the ego its just the feeling like i need to repay people for their kindness and money or gifts. and unless its specifically and perfectly said to not leave any doubts in my mind- im always going to feel like i need to repay them or that im a mooch and a bad person for accepting offers when i know i cant give them back?

just... fuck me man. and like my therapist brought up the fact i live with "strangers" and questioned how that effects me and like i cant remember where the end of that question or suggestion went but its true. i live with ppl i dont know too much past being nice people that dont seem to judge me or will allow me to have space without trying to talk me up or intrude on my personal space/personal time. but like....... yeah i couldnt begin to imagine what thats also doing to me.

thankfully ive gotten a lot better about living with strangers (ive been renting rooms in houses with other random tenants for the past ... 5 or so years?- this is the first place that wasnt student housing) but like man the gymnastics ive had to do to get comfortable just leaving my room to go to the bathroom let alone all the way down to the kitchen in the PvP zone. yeesh but yeah thankfully roomies now are super cool and super chill and will talk about problems without being passive aggressive or mean or confusing about it. ; w ;

anyway im rambling as fuck but uhm... yeah im burnt the fuck out and literally so tired all the time and anxious all the time and its probably got a lot to do with me internalizing what it means to be different, what it means to be queer and neurodiverse and what it means to my body and mind to try and pretend and switch on the "im normal and im safe and im a safe person to be around and im a nice person and im not a threat and im just minding my buisness" act that ive been switching on since i was old enough to be anxious about going to the front of the store without my parents to put a coin in the candy machine and trying to not freak out about the fact i COULD "look like im shop lifting or that i dont belong " even though ive never been in trouble for that when i was a kid and i never shoplifted as a kid and i was just doing what any kid would do????

so who else drinking the fucked up juice that makes you fucked up?

[tickles-tea]

You’re welcome! And nice!! Also huh neat! I think that’s the kinda ball python a friend of mine irl had… idk for sure since I never asked. They look similar though. Also since you put it the tags I won’t mention the name you said here but… that’s so cute lol!! And also somehow fitting… if that makes sense?

IKR in my freshman year of high school I suddenly got obsessed with getting a pet snake and researched like crazy what ones would be good for a complete snake newbie like me and one of the things said corn snakes. So I looked into it more and found that blizzard corn snakes were the prettiest imo.

Honestly when I first laid eyes on a pic of a blizzard corn snake the name came to me… like I didn’t pick it out per se -ish. I just saw the pic, was momentarily stunned then had a thought of something like “IMMA NAME HIM ALMOND!!”. And that name has stuck since then… I can’t picture naming my future snake anything else now (as lame as that sounds LOL). Also neat x2… if you don’t mind me asking where’d you some hatch? (Plz ignore the fact I just wrote a ton in reply… I haven’t gotten to mention my boi Almond to anyone in a while and got excited lol)

Thank you haha it was supposed to be a place holder name until I got a feel for his personality but it stuck ahshsksk 🙃

Good on you for doing your research!! That makes me so happy to hear 😭 also good call on choosing a corn snake over a ball python LMAO I love my boys but I’m going to have grey hair before I hit 30 bc of them orz

Omfg Almond is such a cute name!! Especially for a snake bc people get so freaked out even when the motherfucker’s name is a nut ahsvhsjsksk 

As for where I saw them hatch, I know the owner of the local reptile shop so she shows me the cool stuff they have cooking in the back sometimes :3

Also don’t even worry about rambling!! I fucking,,,love talking about snakes and reptiles in general so much

[why4anne]

omg could you plz do something where Ethan edwards is the readers bf and they go to her familys lake cabin in Saskatchewan and her cousins love him and when they get time alone they have lots of fun?

A day at the lake

Pairing: Ethan Edwards x reader

Word count: 506

Category: fluff

Summary: You and Ethan spend time with your family at your grandparents lake house.

Warnings: none

Requested: Yes/No

Note: Thank you for the request anon! This is kinda short but I hope you like it anyways.🫶

Masterlist

Harry and Tyson probably loved your boyfriend more than you do sometimes and you have a suspicion that the feelings were mutual. Ever since you got to your grandparents lake house they’ve been inseparable.

If you had to guess Ethan has probably spent more time with them than he has with you. Even if you would like some alone time with your boyfriend you’re happy that he gets along with your family.

As if he could sense your gaze on him he turned his head and his brown eyes met yours. He winked at you and gave you a smile. Gosh that smile was the cutest thing you’ve ever seen. He was perfect in every way and you knew that you were one lucky girl to be able to call him yours.

You smiled back at him and saw him turn to your cousins and say something to them. You thought nothing of it and was about to lay back down on the tanning bed when he started to make his way over to you.

“Hey babe.” He said as he leaned down to kiss you. You happily kissed him back. You always get butterflies in your stomach when he kisses you. No matter how many times you felt his lips on yours.

“Hi Eddy.” You smiled up at him. “Are you having fun?”

“Yeah, totally, Harry and Tyson are the best.” He took off his baseball cap and ran his hand through his light brown hair. It was getting a bit long but it still looked good as ever.

“That’s nice to hear.” You said absentmindedly as you observed him.

“It’s getting a bit hot though.” He started and you nodded in understanding. It was a hot day after all. What you didn’t expect him to do was pull his t-shirt over his head and toss it to you.

“Much better” He winked at you and leaned down to kiss you one more time. This time the kiss was hungrier. He knew that you loved seeing him shirtless and he took advantage of that fact.

“Alright that’s enough for you two!” You heard Tyson shouting. Effectively breaking you and Ethan apart.

“Yeah cut it off, it's absolutely disgusting!” Harry agreed with his brother.

“You’re just jealous!” Ethan fired back and turned his attention back to you.

“Now, where were we?” He asked as he started to lean in once more but you put a hand on his bare chest before he got any further.

“Later” You whispered in a flirty tone as you tried to give him your most seductive eyes. He gave you a low hum and leaned into your ear.

“I’ll hold you to that.” He whispered back in a low, sultry voice. Just as you were about to answer he kissed your cheek and started to lightly jog back to your cousins who were waiting for him.

[ladyelissarose]

omg can u do a batman x reader for me plz!

where battie falls in love wit the reader plz!!!

Hi love!💕 I hope this one is good, it’s like a whole made up fic, apart from my sequel, but please let me know if you’d like another one, or a different one! This was actually fun to put together... enjoy love❤️❤️❤️

Long lost Christmas wish.

 Batman x reader

 Summary- Batman spends his Christmas Eve out on the streets, he thought he would return home as usual, empty and hurt, but tonight.. someone unexpected changed that.

  Batman walked away from his last ganged up beating, his back was sore and  his legs felt like they were about to explode. He thought tonight would be more calm, it was the night before Christmas, but he was terribly wrong.

  Tonight he actually had more attempted robberies and more gangs would sneak up on him and sprang at him in the darkest corners. But of course, he took down every one of them swiftly, those guys always underestimated him. But he’d still leave with a new bruise forming somewhere. Batman slowly walked towards his Batmobile as snow began to fall, the clock had stuck 3am, so he decided that it was enough for tonight. That was until he heard a distant cry, 

   “HEY! N-NO HELP!! STOP!!!”

  It was a woman crying in pain and fear, sending Batman running towards the screaming that led into an empty alley. As he ran in he saw a woman being held by the hair crying in pain as her offender forced her onto her knees and the other guy tugged her purse out of her hands, but he didn’t have a chance to flee when Batman was already on top of him beating the crap out of him. They other guy pulled out a gun and shot at Batman, but it only made a dent in the suit, causing Batman to only stride towards him and pulling him away from the woman, giving him two good knock-out punches and sending him on the ground next to the other man.

  Batman took at deep breath and turned to the woman that tried to grab her bag, but she was too stunned to move. So Batman reached down and grabbed it, and handed it to her,

  “Here.”

  The woman slowly reached out her hand and grabbed the bag bringing it to her chest, a few stray tears fell down her now bright red cheeks from the cold winter air that brushed against it. Her lips stuck out in a pout as she tried to contain her sobs,  her hair stuck to her forehead and cheeks, and her hands trembled violently. Though she was a crying mess Batman could of sworn she looked so beautiful and familiar. Batman felt more soft for the woman all of a sudden, when he realized why these men targeted her, down the alley near by laid presents, or what were once wrapped up presents. They were now torn and broken all over the place, Batman got down in his knee in front of her and held his hand out,

  “Let me help you inside.. why are you out anyways.. it’s 3 in the morning.”

  She coughed to clear her throat as she replied,

  “I-I had just gotten out of work and was bringing down the presents from my car, when those two bastards came out at me.”

  She wiped her tears and made move to stand up, but winced in pain at her attempt, making Batman reach out and help her up and lean her weight against him. Once the y stood up she thanked him,

  “Thank you for saving me.. who knows what wouldn’t happened if you hadn’t shown up.”

  “don’t worry about it, let’s just get you out of the cold-“

  “But I need to pick up the presents-“

  “There’s nothing left of it.. I’m sorry.”

  She hung her head low and guided Batman towards her door. Once they stood outside she said,

  “This is it.. thank you again.”

  “hm hm.. just don’t come out alone again, or try not too.”

  She huffed our a laugh as she replied,

  “It’s kinda hard when you’re alone 100% of the time, but I’ll keep your advice in mind anyways.. oh, and by the way.. Merry Christmas Batman.”

  Batman’s heart leaped in his chest for a split second, he hadn’t even thought of the celebration personally sense the day his parents died. But hearing it come out of this angels beat up soul made his heart swoon in a way he had never felt before. If he wasn’t wearing the mask she probably would’ve seen his cheeks burning, but not from the cold, it was from how her sweet, simple words affected him. He stood over her and he processed her words over his mind against and again, dying to hear it one more time. But that’s when she made her bravest move, she stood on her tiptoes and placed a cold but gentle kiss to his cheek, then explained,

  “I-I would give anything in the world to you if I had it, t-to show you my appreciation for what you did tonight and every night for a city that doesn’t deserve you. But that’s all I can give..”

  Batman drank her words up and began to feel something more in his heart for this sweet woman, he felt it was getting bigger or even warmer? She saw how Batman didn’t make a move and immediately got embarrassed, she started to open her door and walk inside, but Batman caught her wrist as he said in his low voice,

   “m-merry.. Merry Christmas..”

  Batman then let her go and apologized,

  “I’m sorry.. it’s just been a while.. sense someone.. well sense someone said something like that.. to- to me.”

  Her faced dropped all embarrassment and went to an awed but compassionate expression,

  “oh.. well.. it’s been a while for me too.. I had gotten those presents to donate to the Wayne’s Orphanage tomorrow, but I’ll have to bake cookies or something as a replacement-“

   Batman’s heart just about exploded with what he could only conclude as love,

  “You- .. were going to donate those gifts to the orphanage?”

  “yeah.. but it’s ok.. life happens you know.”

  Batman then whispered,

“But it shouldn’t.. at least not to good people like you.”

  “And you.”

Y/n added. Batman locked his eyes with hers and saw nothing but pure adoration pouring out of her loving gaze. She sent him a warm smile and said,

 “I hope this isn’t the last time I see you Batman.. I volunteer at the Wayne Orphanage when I can on the weekends, which is where I’ll be tomorrow. But I hope that we don’t meet under these circumstances again.”

  Of course! Batman has seen her a few times at the orphanage as she ran around after the little kids that were the wildest, but she was the only one that knew how to make them calmer and still be happy. He had seen her there and tried to get to her, but the kids always drove her away before he could have a chance to approach, but that didn’t stop him from wanting to see her again, she was so different and held a golden heart like no other, her smile brightened up the room and the children loved her. Batman.. had fallen for her. He stifled a laugh and said,

  “I hope not either.. take care.. maybe see you around soon?”

 “Under better circumstances, of course.”

  She beamed, and he returned the smile. Y/n then bid goodbye,

  “Have a great night Bats.. and a very Merry Christmas.”

  “You too, Y/n.”

  She looked at him confused and asked,

  “You know my name?”

  He immediately remembered he was in the suit, and not Bruce at the moment, but he played it off,

  “Lucky guess?”

  She giggled and replied,

  “Very.. now get home before the blizzard catches you.”

  “Of course.”

  Batman looked down at the ground and grew sad immediately, he didn’t want to leave her, he had finally gotten his chance to speak with her, but as Batman, not as Bruce. He stood there at the foot of her door and sighed sadly, now turning and leaving, Y/n noticed the change in his attitude and called after him,

  “are you ok? Batman?”

  He halted his next step and his heart began to beat wildly in his chest as he thought of something to do, and he found just what. He turned around and ran up to her, she was about to ask again but he grabbed her pink cold cheeks and gave her a warm kiss. She held her eyes open in shock for a moment, but soon closed her eyes and embraced his shoulders deepening the kiss. He kissed her passionately and didn’t want it to end, but soon he had to pull away to catch air, he stared into her eyes as she held a blushing smile. She had just kissed the Batman, someone she had watched out for and hoped for a simple interaction with, especially when she had lost hope in catching Bruce’s eye at the orphanage. She figured a rich boy wouldn’t want to meddle with a simple lonely girl, But felt that a masked vigilante would. Batman have her one more chaste kiss and let her go now walking away from the door, and said in a loving tone,

  “Merry Christmas angel,”

  Y/n sighed happily replying,

  “Merry Christmas Batman.”

  She watched him get in his Batmobile and closed the door as he drove away, she sighed to herself and felt happy. Maybe to others kissing a stranger, or a masked vigilante was weird, but to her, it was the best Christmas present ever.

  Batman on the other hand, as he drove away, he felt something in his neck, so when he reached to pull out what he felt, it was a small ornament, shaped like an angel. He smiled at it warmly and hung it on the rear view mirror, giving him something to hope for every night he went out. He felt happy and complete, and now more confident about reaching out to her as Bruce Wayne, he felt and believed that he could trust her. She proved trustworthy in so many ways at the orphanage, and no matter what she never changed, she was always so patient and kind, respectful, caring.. just like an angel.. she was perfect in his eyes. He could honestly say, he got his long lost Christmas wish.. feeling love again and having an angel watch over him every night.

  It was honestly the first best Christmas ever.. and he was ready to spend it with her.. hopefully forever.