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OK GUYS GUYS GUYS IM KINDA FREAKING OUT 😭😭 I HAVENT PLAYED GENSHIN IN FOREVER AND NOW I GOT NEWS THAT NATLAN IS GONNA BE OUT SOON?? OR ALREADY IS?? IDK??? PLZ PLZ PLZ WHAT DID I MISS SINCE LIKE FEBRUARY OR THE END OF THE FONTAINE ARCHON QUESTS MASQUERADE OF THE GUILTY???? OMGGGGGG 😫😫😫 im never gonna be able to catch up I swear 😖 SOMEONE PLZ UPDATE MEEEEEEE 😫😭🙏🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐‼️‼️‼️

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omg thankx for the tag 😭😭 this man lives rent free in my head 😫‼️

@loves4ge @gumiiiiezzzz @rosesaints @mixzimi @siythn @luvvmae @lovelytarou | no pressure!! just thought about you guys!! ୨ৎ˙⋆.˚ ᡣ𐭩

it’s actually so criminal how that man takes up so much space in my brain. rent free. how dare he? god I need him

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nun!reader x cult leader!suguru geto

I can’t stop thinking about nun!reader x cult leader!geto 😫😫 idk i just want stories about that dynamic so baaaaad 😭🙏 (if you do get inspired to write your own, plz credit me for the au!)

i just need to get some of it out of my chest so i can finally continue my homework 😭 so this was written FAST and it’s not much, but it’s a start. maybe i can make this a au! with other stories? plz plz plz fill my asks with requests and your own little cult leader!getou x nun!reader fantasies 🛐 plz and thank you 🛐

cult leader!geto who praises you for being such a devoted follower.

nun!reader who wants nothing but to be a good enough disciple for master geto to notice.

nun!reader worshipping the ground he walks on.

cult leader!geto who knows that and uses it to his advantage.

nun!reader who begs her leader for forgiveness whenever she does anything remotely imperfect.

cult leader!geto who gets weirdly turned on by her tears. maybe it was from knowing he had so much power over her. how much she trusted and worshipped him. how he practically owned her…

cult leader!geto who shuts down any rumors and reprimands other nuns for talking behind your back and insinuating favouritism (though there definitely was).

nun!reader who constantly gets down on her knees for cult leader!getou, without knowing the true effect it has on him.

cult leader!geto who creates alternate passages and spots for you to explore in the convent and kill time during the long and mostly boring days.

nun!reader who gets confused when places she has been to before seem to disappear, but gets overwhelmingly excited when she discovers new ones.

nun!reader who spends her days exploring and roaming instead of praying, not knowing geto is always watching.

nun!reader who feels guilty and spends the night overpraying to the strongest cursed spirits.

cult leader!geto who smirks as he listens to her worshiping and begging.

cult leader!geto who kills and destroys without a second thought, but holds a soft spot for you, his favourite girl.

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I KNOW I’VE BEEN INACTIVE BUT CAN WE FOCUSE ON YUUJI FOR A SECOND???? MY MAN LOOKS SO GOOD IN THIS 😫😫😫‼️

creds to: @max801115 on twitter ୨ৎ˙⋆.˚ ᡣ𐭩

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girl i've been reading your smaus and i'm OBSESSED!!' can't wait for more 💋💋

STAWP you’re such a cutie 😫😫 I’ve been working like a DOG!! DAY AND NIGHT!! (literally doing 24h/7 this whole weekend 🤡) so I haven’t have time to finish my next ooooooone 😭 but thank you so much for the support it means everything 🫶🫶 ˚₊‧꒰ა ☆ ໒꒱ ‧₊˚

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(this is for a jjk oc of mine if that is okay!!) her name is inayah nasri (her friends at tokyo jujutsu call her ‘ina’ or ‘naya’). she is egyptian! she has red eyes, dark skin, and long black hair with blonde highlights. she is a 5’10 libra ESFP!! she is studying at tokyo jujutsu because she got in trouble back at home for her curse technique lol. ANYWAY, she loves karaoke, romantic comedies, sanrio, cats, fashion, pottery, and romance books!! she really wants to make friends but she doesn’t want to intrude on the already formed trios/ friendships :( but when you know her, she’s a huge extrovert that wants to do anything and everything with the people she loves!! thank you so much can’t wait to see who you choose! <3

Okok hear me out 😭😭🙏 i feel like she’d be distrusting of the first years because of the way she was treated back home. They seemed like a great trio!! She just didn’t want to barge in their little party.

Being a crazy extrovert, i feel like she’d try (key word TRY) to tone it down. People often thought she was too much, so she needed to give a good first impression and not mess it up. She ends up having small outbursts like raising her hand in class for something stupid or laughing a little too loud or interrupting a conversation. She’d just shut down every time though. Melting on her school chair or just turning her back to the group of friends talking.

The first years thought she was a little weird, sure, but she was nice! Clearly she was just nervous!! One day though, after running away from a pretty embarrassing joke she made (which really wasn’t embarrassing, everyone thought it was hilarious, and Yuuji peed his pants a little ngl), you bump into Yuuta (little harsher than a bump though, quite literally he has to hold you so you don’t fall).

“Are you okay?”

And that’s where the unlikely friendship started. You started hanging out with him more and opening up to everyone. After that, it was easy to just be yourself. You got along well with the other three in your class, but you had to admit, you often opted to hang out with the older group. Maybe it was because of a certain special grade, but who am i to go around telling other people’s secret crushes?

(shy boyfriend x extroverted girlfriend!!! Yuuta would actually be the one forcing you to hang out with the others in the beginning tho. But after it’s all settled, you’d be dragging him along any adventure of yours)

Yuuta is my baby and i love him 😫🙏💗💗💗

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GUYS GUYS GUYS I HAVE SO MANY ASKS!! SO PLEASE DONT CRY IF I DONT ANSWER YOURS RIGHT AWAY 😫😫 I’m still at work, but when im done I’ll try to work on that!! I already have a few ones half written! THANK YOU FOR YOUR SUPPORT! THIS IS SO FUN!! <3

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Hi I'm Reagan! May I join the JJK match-ups? I'm 20, 5'1, brown hair green eyes hella pale skin. I enjoy reading, hiking and anything nature related! I'm an introvert with an rbf but I'm an absolute chatty nuisance once I trust you! I have a bit of a short temper but working on it. I also enjoy swimming(former competitive swimmer but I'm not fast tho)! I'm also a huge nerd who even at this age loves pokemon! I'm also the one everyone goes to when they have pet related questions. Thank you sm!

hi reagaaaaan!! i match you with megumi in a kind of mutual pining trope!!

At first, he’d just be glad that your weren’t just another stupidly talkative student. You weren’t annoying, you didn’t spend your free time trying to find a way of bothering him, you just sticked to your reading and occasional walks.

Yet, you intrigued him. Why weren’t you annoying? Why did you mind your own business? Maybe he wouldn’t mind if you were the one disrupting his reading…. Wait what?

You talked to everyone of course, you guys were friends. Kind of. You wouldn’t really hang out outside of class, but not because they didn’t like you or you them, just because they didn’t ask! (and you didn’t either! miscommunication at its finest.) They thought you just preferred being alone. But slowly but surely, you were wrapped in their shenanigans and Megumi finally got to spend more time with you.

Not that he didn’t stare at you in class before, but seeing you open up, and laughing, and babbling on an on about your interests would just get the boy whipped.

I’m pretty sure he’d be the kind of guy to just hand you a pack of Pokémon cards and say he just stumbled upon them at the store and it’s “whatever”. (He’d be a blushing mess if you hug him, but try to act like it’s no big deal lolllll)

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—parler’s heavenly matches!!

where i match you w/ a jjk character!

busy work weekend and stressful life for writers and readers alike, so what better moment for a match made in heaven!!! (or tumblr ig)

how it works. you send a request to my inbox (here) where you describe yourself (or your character in jjk) and i answer with which jujutsu kaisen character i’d match you/your persona with!

how do i describe myself? truly, im not picky, ill take what i can get and answer with what i have! but i’d recommend saying things like your age, your looks, hair, height, if you look like jennifer lawrence lol, your gender preference or general preferences in a partner, what you do in life, what you like, hobbies, what kind of person you are, your little quirks, anything you want! don’t add all that tho hahhaha these are just ideas, plz don’t make your requests too long!

exemples. Hi!! My name’s Bea and i’m 5’6. I love to crochet and i spend most of my time reading or watching movies. I’m more of an introvert but i love to make friendd. I’m pretty quiet, but i open up when you know me better!!

exemples. i work as a teacher at tokyo jujutsu high school and i’m pretty outgoing, though i’m also very secretive of my personal life. i always kind of disappear and no one knows where. i’m kinda short and my hair is brown and wavy. (i also have weird obsession with pokemons lol)

you can find the answered posts by searching! -> #—𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐤𝐞𝐫’𝐬 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐯𝐞𝐧𝐥𝐲 𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐬! ˚ ༘ ೀ⋆｡˚💌°❀⋆.ೃ࿔*

i was supposed to post this yesterday night but i got distracted lollll so no cute colored post just normal post at the literal worst engagement time hihi

˖ ᡣ𐭩 likes comment and reblogs are very appreciated!!

UPDATE!! requests are now closed! thank you so much for your support and participation! i may make a new game or open them back up another time, but for now, I can’t possibly answer them all. 𝜗𝜚

— with love, parker ୨ৎ˙⋆.˚ ᡣ𐭩

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—ino takuma as a boyfriend.

requested! ino takuma bf head canons. ʚ m.list ᵎᵎ

ino would be such a loving and expressive boyfriend. he’s not scared to show his love, to you or to the world. he feeds off old ladies on the street voicing their awwww's and you guys are so cute's. he doesn’t mind being their image of young love. because that’s what he is, young, and deeply in love with you. ino’s into pda, but not in a “let’s make out in the middle of public transport” way, but small displays of affection that only matter to you (and those who are really looking for it). he’ll always have a hand on you, just to make sure he’s not dreaming of a perfect girl and you’re truly there. resting on your thigh, holding your hand, on the small of your back. it’s also a way to keep you safe, to show you the way to the right table through a small restaurant, or not to lose you in a big crowd. he’ll steal kisses here and there when no one’s looking (or at least he thinks, because he’s not that slick and the underclassmen always catch him, yuuji and nobara giggling and megumi and maki rolling their eyes). he’s the kind to stare, mainly whenever your own eyes are focused on something else. he loves watching your eyebrows pull together in confusion during one of nanami’s complicated explanations or your glimmering eyes as you impatiently wait for the two characters, in the shojo you barely forced him to watch with you, to finally share a kiss. he’ll always indulge in your every little desire, be it a late night snack or a romantic movie (not that he needed much convincing, he did quite enjoy those, but he’s never tell you that, loving the way you put on your prettiest doe eyes and pouty lips to beg him to join you). if he ever feels like you’re sitting a little too far from him during a movie (which for him means, anything other than you being impossibly close to him), he’ll pull you into his lap without a word. he does have the tendency to manhandle you like that, but you’ve become so used to it, your eyes don’t leave the tv. you may crack a smile or steal a kiss here and there. sometimes though, he still makes you nervous, so you giggle as you hide in the crook of his neck, not paying any mind to the flashing lights of the television in the after-shock of his quick motion. takuma lives for moments like these, where you’re so close he can smell your perfume and caress your hair. he just loves to take care of you. if ino takuma could merge his body with yours, he most definitely would. there’s no “being too close” to you. 

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—new jjk blindbox!!

im always hoping for megs but that’s fine!! toge looks too cute for me to complain ˖ ᡣ𐭩 ⊹ ࣪ ౨ৎ˚₊

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theme is so cute

STAWWWWWP!! Thank youuu 🤭🤭 yours is so nice too!! It’s so cohesive 🫶💗

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—polls!!

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Hiii!! How are you doing? Just wanted to check-in on ya! 🫶💕

hiiiiiii omg that’s so sweet 😭😭 i’m doing great!! i have two exams left, so i’m kinda stressed about that, but after that, everything should be good! i’m also so so glad so many people liked “ok, cutie!” <3 i have other smaus coming, but i’ve been pretty overwhelmed with school sorryyyyy!!

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—jjk smau. “i could eat that girl for lunch!”

part of the “hit me hard and soft” series

ʚ tags. fem!reader, suggestiveness, aged up characters, brief mention of calories (no numbers, just toji in his gym bro era), angsty fluff (megumi), yandere yuuta??, but overall just stupid crack tbh lol

ʚ including. gojo, yuuta, toji, megumi

GOJO! “And I could never get enough / I could buy her so much stuff / It's a craving, not a crush”

YUUTA! “Baby, I think you were made for me / Somebody write down the recipe”

TOJI! “Been trying hard not to overeat / You're just so sweet”

MEGUMI! “I've said it all before, but I'll say it again / I'm interested in more than just being your friend”

ʚ next time. nanami, toge, nobara, sukuna, yuuji, ino, more?

꩜ likes, comments + reblogs are very appreciated!!

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—jjk smau. “i could eat that girl for lunch!”

part of the “hit me hard and soft” series

ʚ tags. fem!reader, suggestiveness, aged up characters, brief mention of calories (no numbers, just toji in his gym bro era), angsty fluff (megumi), yandere yuuta??, but overall just stupid crack tbh lol

ʚ including. gojo, yuuta, toji, megumi

GOJO! “And I could never get enough / I could buy her so much stuff / It's a craving, not a crush”

YUUTA! “Baby, I think you were made for me / Somebody write down the recipe”

TOJI! “Been trying hard not to overeat / You're just so sweet”

MEGUMI! “I've said it all before, but I'll say it again / I'm interested in more than just being your friend”

ʚ next time. nanami, toge, nobara, sukuna, yuuji, ino, more?

꩜ likes, comments + reblogs are very appreciated!!

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—parker!!

03 “i was waiting in the garden”

˖ ᡣ𐭩 ⊹ ࣪ ౨ৎ˚₊ lyrics from chichiro, billie eilish!

you finally found me you little stalker!! here’s some fairy dust for your efforts ༅͙̥̇⁺೨*˚·⸜(⁃͈ᴗ•͈)⸝

brown girl, 20, canadian, immigrant, short, uni student, psych lover, pink hair!

no, parker is not my real name. it’s one of my many boyfriend’s (spidey boy peter). womp womp. you’ll get over it 🙄

yuuji makes me giggle and kick my feet, megumi makes me blush so heavily i think it’ll end up burning through my skin, gojo makes me swoon, and nanami makes me feral (and yuuta… 🤭🤭🤭 i can’t say that stuff on here lolll) 𝜗𝜚⋆

lover of all things jjk and spiderman related

always down to make new friends!! feel free to ask to be moots <3

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