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watching some of the opera adaptations of the orpheus and eurydice story for a paper, and can i just say, giving it a happy ending is for cowards only. this is opera for god's sake! how are you not committing to the angst? christoph willibald gluck this is a callout post
#orpheus#orpheus ed euridice#opera#orpheus and eurydice#anais mitchell you're the only one i respect#okay edit: having now seen monteverdi's l'orfeo (one of the first operas ever!) monteverdi has rights too#hilarious scene where right after hades (although we're using roman names in this one so pluto actually) lets eurydice go#orpheus sings a whole aria about how awesome his lyre is and how he's the sickest musician ever#only to immediately fuck it up by turning around#very funny and eurydice stays dead so i'm on board#but gluck is my mortal enemy#shitty opera boring songs (because he was part of this weird movement where they decided opera songs should be simple and and a happy endin#the only part i liked was the weird marital argument orpheus and eurydice had while actively walking out of hell#like it was fully mommy and daddy are getting a divorce vibes which was odd but at least funny and an interesting take on the myth#the rest sucked
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Manifesting that good night's rest
#shinonface#you won't believe but this was half accident#i was bored and was taking selfies and i intended to take ones with my eyes open but here i was adjusting my phone and apparently took a pic#which is good because i like this one#the rest sucked
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(belated) birthday adventures ♡
#diary#these were taken on tuesday#anywho#as always my birthday was total shite but i did make sure to go out & treat myself for an hour or two of peace#which was nice i guess#the rest sucked#27 better be a hell of a lot less garbage than 26#ya hear me universe ???#me @ my life: *crowley voice* GROW BETTER !!!#my face#food#needles tw#not rly but just in case
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if yall ever want like serious advice from me about how to solve burnout as a creative it's like...
literally ignore it. stop pushing. go do something else, enjoy your life, fill it with other things, do what brings you joy in the moment if you can.
go to the gym, take a walk to touch grass and look at dogs and smell flowers, cook dinner, watch tv with your friends, talk about your feelings as needed with ppl you trust, take a drive and blast your music, do the chores you need to do, the job hunting slog you need to do, read books that aren't for research, stop cordoning off your brain for The Craft or The Draft or whatever the fuck
forget about the project, stop thinking about it for as long as it takes to be excited again.
fuckin rest, basically
#thoughts#writing stuff#personal#wish there was better advice than Stop Pushing and Rest and Ignore It#but sure haven't found any#and the time in between sucks a lot#jay prescribes a nice beverage four orgasms and a good movie with friends for your burnout#hope that helps#jay philosophies
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*non-vn gaming journalists constantly foaming at the mouth to assert how much they hate visual novels*
(this is for a review of tsukihime)
#tsukihime#it's so funny too because the rest of the review reads pretty fairly#they clearly enjoyed tsukire despite how long it is#but they always have to remind you at some point how much visual novels suck and are terrible and bad lmfaooo#remember kids nobody should like visual novels! they're bad!
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Cute wholesome fics where Stan teaches Soos or Wendy how to drive were always so funny to me because...
And while he insists that everyone in town has ran over McGucket before, we also know he ran over Toby too and absolutely did not give a shit (understandable in that case)
But then again...
Also bless Mr Honeypants
And another detail I love is that his car is casually filled with parking tickets
How many tickets are in Ford's name...
#i like to think that ford also sucks at driving#and that dipper and mabel are technically the best drivers despite only using golf carts#the bear scene always gets to me#him spending decades avoiding the town's weirdness while also being as weird as the rest of them#the coloring book page probably doesn't count as canon but i still love it#stan pines#stanley pines#soos ramirez#wendy corduroy#gravity falls#dipper pines#disclaimer: i do believe he taught them. i just think the stories should be framed more as a 'wHAT HAS HE UNLEASHED UPON THIS REALM'#stan: if you respect road laws and don't seek to break them at all times then you're dead to me#how did his car survive for over 40 years#oh for mr honeypants to casually still be in show after his debut....#also never forget about the golf cart short#it's dear to my heart#'remember kids always wear your seatbelt when driving your car into a ravine!'
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staff still hasn't given me polls, what should i do?
🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪 their moms 69%
🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪 their dads 31%
grace image os i get to look at her
#edit: edited the og post to what i want but to set the record straight i edited to the post to be mathematically correct right after the#first person pointed it out which was like ten mins after i posted the og post. now fuck offf !!!!! the rest of the tags r from the og post#for some reason i feel very immature making your mom jokes about tumblr staff. which i shldnt !!#bc they suck nd they still havent given me polls. but i ig i feel imature bc it a your mom joke 😭 but still i tihnk its kinda funny#EDIT: edited the post to what i want bc yall were getting annoying . but to set the record straight i edited to post to be mathematically#also its *mum* not mom okay i am NOT !! an american . but if i say mum everyone will j be like 'omg british' like i dont know i am#anyway. i want polls please. give me the rigght to force my mutuals chose between the most inane things#also i tihnk it wld b cool for the cs weekly blog. like w each episode#i cld do a poll of like. out of five stars what do u think of this ep#and it wld b a cool thing of which eps r ppls faves#also i cld have like. whose ur fave in team red whos ur fave in acme etc#id prob just have to go with vile faculty bc theres more than 10 ppl in vile. and ppl wld kill me if i didnt include nel the ell or whoever#it wld b fun !!!#oh btw csweekly thats i thing i want to start. prob on uhhh the 11th of feb ill post abt it more but its basically#a tag/blog for watching cs one ep a time watching one ep every saturday#ya !! :3#flappy rambles#inaccessible#ask to tag#(<- idk. just in case)
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"For the Wolf, we originally considered a stylised CGI model, but that would've cost millions. That's something an American studio can afford, but not a Czech fairytale movie. So we had to resort to puppetry."
*whips out a puppet Jim Henson would be proud of*
#the rest of the movie sucks#the dialogue/singing in this scene also sucks#but i love the wolf#czech#czech cinema#movie effects#puppetry#animatronic#little red riding hood#tři bratři#strašidelný sklep vibes
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like mother, like son, but less wholesome this time?
(I couldn't decide whether or not to put them together, so have them in all the different ways!)
#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland episode 7 part 6 spoilers#twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland book 7 part 6 spoilers#if i had a nickel for every time a draconia ob'd while trying to save lilia#and had to be taken out by a member of this one specific bloodline with sparkly celestial hair that a fairy blessed#et cetera and so on you know the rest#i mean we know it's going to end better this time but y'know. the parallels!#oh meleanor my beloved#of course...of course she ob'd...it makes sense...#everything about this whole situation just massively sucked for everyone huh#well at least silver's biodad felt guilty about killing her i guess#i dunno i'm just havin' some feelings about all of this#lilia had both the absolute worst and absolute best things about his life come out of all this#down the two great loves of his life and also his job and reputation and 200 years of his life and uhhhh kind of everything else honestly#up some kids though!#(also one of those kids is a baby dragon who is JUST the right size to put silly hats on)#they were worth it to him! or maybe they were worth not giving up? look i am DEEP in the blorbosauce right now#if you don't want to read emotional tags about lilia twistedwonderland then don't come to egophiliac.tumblr.com
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The hug!!
This one was once again commissioned by our dear @i-am-as-normal-as-you-are and we actually talked about this scene quite a lot. Charles is still going through it, and he doesn't even feel like he should be getting the hugs he needs. Poor boy.
#dead boy detectives#dbda#payneland#edwin x charles#reverse verse#edwin is the one to initiate the hug this time#in this verse the boys actually hug quite a lot#because charles loves it and edwin can't deny him anything#but it's usually charles who starts#the rest of the events of the episode are pretty much the same#but for this version of charles the way everyone loved the so called dragons while they actually sucked#well it hits a little too close to home#not to mention he's already struggling with niko being there#with thomas being weird and coming out of nowhere#and the crow king being after edwin for his own actions#he hasn't dare to ask for the usual forms of comfort he usually gets#but edwin knows him and sees him as his savior#and charles sees this and thinks “ah i've manipulated you and made you believe i'm good”#but then again he's too selfish to prove edwin wrong right?#better act like a good person for the rest of eternity#(he is a good person he's just a little fucked up and won't admit it)
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Rest in the most ever loving peace James Earl Jones, you’ve more than earned it and will be missed by all generations 😭💞💕😢💔
#james earl jones#star wars#darth vader#the lion king#mufasa#coming to america#king jaffe joffer#thulsa doom#field of dreams#the sandlot#coming 2 america#dr strangelove#rest in peace#rest in paradise#rest in love#clear and present danger#the hunt for red october#claudline#anakin skywalker#rest in power#tvedit#filmedit#this year sucks!!!!!#disney#the great white hope#that one episode of recess when he was Santa clause#August Wilson’s fences#the simpsons#cat on a hot tin roof#sesame street
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Even more Steve Has Older Siblings AU add-ons:
1. Steve wanted to be a ninja so bad when he was little but Hawkins didn’t have any martial arts classes he could take. Jason offered to ‘teach’ him. This was just an excuse to throw him around a bit but they had to stop when he accidentally dislocated Steve’s elbow two weeks before basketball tryouts.
2. Anytime his dad decided to be a good father, he’d send Steve to his grandparents for the weekend that the other kids were at their house and then do activities with them. Steve didn’t mind this at the time because Grandpa Otis told him cool stories about the war, but when he got older he realized that it was a really fucked up thing to do.
3. Steve thinks that Richie is spearheading fixing their relationship because his own kids live in a different state now, but it’s actually because Will Byers went missing. He called the house six times in between Will going missing and being found, and no one picked up the phone once. It genuinely scared him, especially because he heard their dad bitch about Barb going missing at their house. Steve was mainly screening the calls but for one of them, he was fighting a monster.
4. Carol fucking hates Steve’s siblings so much. She used to cut tiny holes in their bedsheets with fingernail clippers when she’d come over on the weeks that they weren’t there. Later when she worked the summer at the movie theater, she’d spit in their drinks.
5. The first time Steve’s siblings meet Eddie Munson (sans Richie) is after the murder charges are dropped. It’s also in the middle of a forced family dinner. They’re all sitting there awkwardly and then heard the door fling open, and Eddie shout out as he moved through the house, “Harrrrrington, let’s go! I’ve got beer in the cooler and a lunchbox full of - bibles. Hi!” Steve’s out of his chair and dragging Eddie back out the house like, “Sorry, gotta go. To church. Bye mama, love you. Bye.” Eddie is crackling the entire time and Steve comes home the next morning smelling like weed and a good time, and is promptly handed a cup to go piss in. Jason takes the drug test for him. Fails it.
#objectively funny if someone else fails your drug test#somehow Eddie Munson becomes a problem that their dad expects them to fix#Carol thought for a long time that Steve was an only child like her#and when she learned that he had siblings and they sucked#she dedicated the rest of her life to making theirs a little worse#she ride or die like that#steve harrington#eddie munson#carol perkins#Steve has older siblings au
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I was looking into head trauma caused by bullet wounds to get a more realistic outlook on how the courier six would be off and they’d probably be at higher risk of having epileptic seizures, some kind of cognitive function impairment, ptsd, frequent headaches, and probably more that I missed. So yeah, shoot that son of bitch Benny as a little treat
#basically it would fucking suck#and they’d deal with this for the rest of their life#if they even make it that long from recovery#fallout#fallout new vegas#fnv#courier six#fallout new vegas courier six
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The Rise and Fall of a Midwest… *squints at notes* Symbiote???
I just know he’d love Chappell Roan.
I didn’t live the way I laid out the bubbles, so I’ll prob redo this. :]
But yeah! I watched Venom 2 recently (and then 1 again) and loved it — albeit not as much as the first. I find that I typically enjoy the original more, the sequel less, and then love the third when it comes to movies. I haven’t seen The Last Dance yet but I fear it will rip my heart out. : ‘)
I cannot stress how much I’ve always loved the idea of symbiotes and hosts and what-not — but the movie has made me appreciate Eddie Brock and Venom specifically sooo much.
Little weirdos. Absolute freaks. 🫶🏼
#venom x eddie#venom#eddie brock#venom movie#venom 1#venom 2#venom 2018#venom: let there be carnage#carnage#symbrock#venom symbiote#symbiosis#carnage symbiote#symbiote suit#perfect symbiosis#carlton drake#Carlton drake can suck a pp!!!#so glad he’s dead#rip 🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽#but not actually#I hope he rests so unpeacefully#I wanna be Eddie Brock when I grow up#but like not break a pretty lady’s heart#Anne is so pretty stg#I mean so is Eddie#and Dan#ugh they’re all pretty#idk#sony venom#fuck Disney making all the super hero movies so soft
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what do they fill horror podcasts with i swear. its like i start one and i blackout and suddenly its a week later and i've listened to eight hours of episodes every day since then
#malevolent#the magnus archives#the magnus protocol#red valley#welcome to night vale#just tagging the ones that have sucked me in but people are free to add their own#i started malevolent yesterday and spent eight hours listening today. i could easily stay up all night to finish the rest of season one but#im forcing myself to go to bed for my own good#hyperfixation goes hard on podcasts i dont know why
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the brainworms are kiiling me. have a dad and son 👍︎
#papyrus#gaster#dadster#undertale#theres still not enough papyrus and dadster content where sans isnt present compared to the other way around#what will be enough you ask? well idk the exact amount cus numbers are infinite but yaknow#gaster supports let papyrus say fuck day#i believe he just sucks at parenting so papyrus cussed his whole life#and since gaster found out about the holiday papyrus has been nothing but encouraged by his dad#mostly out of spite towards the people who still believe his son to be 5 years old#im sorry i saw someone refer to papyrus as a prec**s cin***on ro*l and had to do something#my shoulder hurts so bad and drawing and typing worsens it and i have an exam tommorow i need to rest it for and look what im doing.#being silly.#>:[
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