#they stole a horse

[fioweress]

fort worth solarsido vlog preview

[sbeep]

Evaric and Ferrant

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Luo Binghe? Sorry, I only know Binghorse now.

[serpentface]

This family dinner is gonna fucking suck

[drainbangle]

horse practice feat. our two warriors

[stellarwaffles]

Yay yippee yay Astrid :D

Images:

1) Astrid + Logan after they got her new hourglass

2) waking world Astrid

3) Blue drew the others in highschool so um I drew Astrid in highschool :)

4 + 5) Logan + his moms visit germany so Logan + Astrid can hang out irl

[thedogwhoisachair]

What if instead of spells, there were cars? Cars for days?

Bonus unrelated stripes on stripes:

[l-bubee-l]

More Cowboy Poseidon!

I'm a teensy bit obsessed, if y'all couldn't tell.

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[graves-doodles]

You see this duo on the side of the road in Big Valley, what do you do

[legendoflozer]

Been thinking about Wars having a cottage in the woods

[souryellows]

there was a room in the old family farmhouse that was technically my uncle’s office but we just called it ‘the clown room’ because it was decorated floor to ceiling with clownery. clown paintings and posters. piles of clown magazines. clown statues. and even worse is the house was burnt down at one point and when they finished fixing it up they put the clown room back together with the same decorations, now all at least somewhat damaged in the fire, the worst of which were the horrific partially melted clown statues

[flying-ham]

one of my fav details about charlie is that he’s good at sewing and bc of that I like to think he fixes the edges and the stitching when mac cuts the sleeves off dennis’ old t shirts. I mean like are you really telling me mac was able to cleanly cut the sleeves off all his shirts without fucking it up

[sky-is-the-limit]

My new hyperfixation. Best investment. So glad I decided to spend my money on a fucking masterpiece of a game and feed my greatest fantasy: a southern cowboy with a voice hot enough to make you come undone and looks like sex on legs.

Dare I say, hottest videogame male character? DARE I SAY IT?

[tradingjack]

"Even from where he stood, Vash choked on the growing smell of death. Wolfwood looked like he should be dead, too.

After all, any normal human would be."

one of my pieces for the vw reverse bang :P the linked text leads to the fic that the wonderful Umbr_el_on wrote for this that i had tons of fun reading and rereading :D (don't worry it has a happy ending <3)

[g00seg1raffe]

So there was a post a while back about Ben Solo always being told "don't do (x), that's how uncle luke lost his hand" when he was a kid - and I raise you: Elrond and Elros being told "don't do (x), that's how Maedhros lost his hand"??

Like, at Amon Ereb when the twins were newly acquired and refusing to eat their vegetables and Maglor is Mag-mothering them until Erestor, feral half-sane clinically depressed anarchist Avari hostage/patient/infiltrator and Certified Little Shit, hits em with:

"I would listen to the Lord Maglor, winyamor, he well knows the dangers that come to young elflings who don't eat enough vegetables - after all, that's how his brother lost his hand."

Elrond looks conflicted. Elros squints suspiciously. "Truly?"

Erestor, practically comatose since the massacre but ultimately saved from Fading by the biological compulsion to fuck with you, lays a hand over his heart. "I would never lie about such a thing! Just what do you take me for? This is a true tale and a grave warning - the Lord Maedhros' hand was tragically lost in the days of his youth, whilst he was still growing as you are. He refused to eat his vegetables and so, cruelly deprived of the strength it needed to grow strong, his body started to fall apart! First his fingers, then his thumb, and then his palm and wrist - all turned blue and dropped off!"

"No!" Elrond gasps. Elros looks both terrified and impressed. Maglor's face is scrunched up into something that the twins probably interpret as pained - at reminder of the horrors of limbs falling off! - but is actually just him busting a rib trying not to laugh.

"Yes!" Erestor cries with relish. "And it never grew back. All because he didn't eat his vegetables. Isn't that right, Lord Maedhros?"

Maedhros, a looming terror at the head of the table, scarred and solemn and impenetrable as his fortresses, narrows his eyes consideringly at the unfolding shenanigans and the rascal behind it. His conclusion? Fuck it. He gives a slow, solemn nod. Completely deadpan and exaggeratedly formal, because it may have been centuries since he last had his brothers smothering laughter at political dinners but the Finwëan sense of humour, once caught, is not an ailment easily cured.

Maglor conceals his wheezes behind his goblet as Erestor nods sagely to the wide-eyed twins, who suddenly seem a sight more interested in their vegetables.

[flyolai-brainrot]

this is what's gonna happen next chapter when sigma wakes up, trust me

(sksjajskjss this is such a low effort sketch, sorry, brain said it needed to exist)