#they should have a group therapy session lmao

[honey-olive]

Elizabeth: It’s Christmas guys! You know what that means

Meliodas: Everyone is going to try to kill each other at the table.

Merlin: We are statistically more likely to experience the sweet release of death.

Ban: Getting drunk by myself and crying in the bathtub.

King: Engaging in a capitalist market scheme to mass produce more waste.

Elizabeth:…

Elizabeth: I was going to say ugly sweater competition

[reason-with-the-underdog]

au where siraj recruited kaveh into his hivemind, except kaveh doesn't know he's in a hivemind

ok so in a series of unfortunate events, kaveh is inducted into siraj's hivemind.

...except he has no idea he's in a hivemind & just thinks he has weirder intrusive thoughts than usual

so the hivemind is suddenly full of:

"the cross-tensile strength of concrete made with fine grit sand + seawater is.." and

"remember to place another order of those beautiful tiles" and

"i can't believe alhaitham wakes up an hour early to drink coffee leisurely before work"

...wait what?

siraj goes from being jubilant over recruiting the light of the kshahrewar into his hivemind(!!!!) to realising very quickly that hivemind thoughts about alhaitham have increased by 250%.

in three days.

basically kaveh accidentally hijacks siraj's hivemind lmao with his 21 revision draft woes and also with the thought of how cute alhaitham is when he hums while doodling

imagine if alhaitham goes through all the effort of his SQ and then he discovers that the hivemind is already in shambles bc there's a civil war waging between two camps:

"alhaitham is the worst" and

"alhaitham is misunderstood"

(kaveh is leader of them both btw)

kaveh has no idea he's part of the hivemind (and has been considering hivemind thoughts to be intrusive thoughts) so when they get more negative, he's just like "wow brain i know alhaitham's the worst but that's a little extreme... he should be nicer to me though, you're right, brain"

once the truth is revealed, kaveh would be VERY horrified to discover that many many strangers know a bunch about his personal problems

(he got tipsy and went on a passionate rant about how capitalism devalues what it cannot sell to the masses, the hivemind was ENRAPTURED and agreed to form a union immediately...

siraj put a stop to that, absolutely no need for unions in a hivemind!!!)

it turns out that the hivemind has incredible potential for unlocking human brainpower beyond individual capacity, exactly by design ...which also means its easily hijacked by strong emotional appeals for idealistic causes

exactly what kaveh is good at--

except kaveh isn't actually trying to radicalise anyone into becoming activists. he just thinks a lot about how the decline of arts in sumeru is a leading sign of academic society's downfall... also about how there exists disrespectful juniors who always keep score, whatever happened to common decency!

so this means siraj & kaveh having a brain fight broadcast over hivemind like:

siraj: alhaitham is a terrible scribe who will kneecap the akademiya with his close mindedness

kaveh: don't be preposterous, he's actually really good at his job. alhaitham can't stand incompetence, especially in himself

another hivemind member: shut up about alhaitham already

siraj & kaveh: no.

bear in mind that this is the time period where kaveh built mehrak bc he was lonely so when he accidentally joins the hivemind, there are no red flags to him bc hell yeah, he's not lonely anymore, he's got a bunch of random voices in his head now

call that problem solving 😤😤🧠‼️

tighnari is mildly concerned when kaveh stops ranting to him as much about his roommate woes as of late. kaveh says that he's gotten better at talking with the voices in his head about his emotional problems, actually more helpful than you'd think

tighnari: the what now

kaveh: idk remember that one time you said i should see a therapist

tighnari: yeah..?

kaveh: well i looked up how much that costs & oof... anyways some stuff happened and then now its like i have imaginary group therapy sessions

tighnari: now you need that therapist even more tbh

siraj went from congratulating himself for recruiting the light of kshahrewar into the hivemind to experiencing major regret in 0.4 seconds bc it turns out kaveh has unmedicated adhd and now the hivemind is:

20% rug facts

12% fancy angles

28% eco-friendly wood veneer

25% alhaitham thots

15% wine math

recruiting kaveh into the hivemind is the beginning of the end for siraj's plotting bc the hivemind's existence becomes known now that alhaitham suddenly goes from being "who? oh, is that the scribe?" to:

oh my god IM SICK OF HEARING ABOUT HIM

he sounds like a dick tbh

i know way too much about how this guy prefers his coffee, almost like we had lived together??

imagine if kaveh mostly ignored the responses he gets from the hivemind (there's plenty of thoughts going on in his head, no need to pay attention all of em) except for when he needs witty quips to respond to alhaitham with, which the hivemind delivers, pronto

quality of life upgrade right there for kaveh, huge!

imagine having all the computing power of a hivemind at your fingertips... and you use it to come up with clever remarks for your housemate who you absolutely do not think too much about

(the hivemind goes absolutely wild when they learn that alhaitham chuckles at one response)

siraj is coping & seething SO HARD btw this hivemind was supposed to benefit HIM the most!!!! how did this happen. this is all alhaitham's fault, clearly

kaveh: ok random negative thought, not everything is alhaitham's fault. i'm perfectly capable of creating my own problems!!

anyways the hivemind falls apart, for entirely different reasons to canon, but also very much due to alhaitham's existence. kaveh still doesn't know who siraj is

[rev-xce]

YESSSS i love it when ppl make sig a petty little bitch!! if those blocked broadcasts are anything to go off of, sig can absolutely be kind of a dick when he wants to be!! i also kinda feel like her hehe funny guy persona kinda stems from the fact that (i personally) think his biggest fear is being alone. like, she’s the one who comes up with the slugcat messenger idea so they can still communicate when the comms go down, and plus when sig gets mad at suns and ghosts them he manages to do it for like, two messages before she caves and replies again. suns admits to some absolutely insane shit (they didn’t give spearmaster the mark LITERALLY so sig and moon wouldn’t notice what suns was doing BECAUSE THEY KNEW THEY SHOULD HIDE IT!! AND STILL DID IT!!) and yet sig STILL talks to them and tries to be a good friend. my girl cannot lose one of the last people she can still communicate with and it shows lmaooo

anyways these r just my silly head canons and i love sig so so much so sorry for rambling like a crazy person im ur askbox

AUUUGHAHHH HIII ITS ALWAYS SUCH A JOY TO SPOT U IN MY INBOX YO

You totally have it spot on with my Sig characterisation!! Bro's just a lonely lil guy,,,, he's so upset with Pebbles for giving up so easily and causing the rest of the group to crack as well :((

CANON SIG IS SO GENIUS LIKE BOOM MIND BLOWN WITH HOW HE WAS TRYNA FIGURE A DIFF MSG ROUTE OUT

SUNS THE LOVABLE BASTARD💥💥💥💥💥 ur so BIG BRAIN FOR THE REASONING OF SPEARMASTER NOT HAVING THE MARK WOAH

I NEVER THOUGHT ABT IT LIKE THAT LIKE IT MAKES SENSE SUNS IS A BASTARD FRFR( also nsh's therapy sessions with them on comms lmao)

Also Ik my au Sig is a dude but ur headcanons of Sig is making me daydream abt female Sig like she would go so hard in a dress im so tempted to draw her in a dress(genuinely might do it)

DONT EVEN APOLOGISE FOR BEING IN MY ASKBOX IM VERY HAPPY TO SEE YOU, KEEP BEING CRAZY HELL YEA

[eldestvirtuevic]

Maybe life isn't that bad after all. But I don't really remember a time when my life wasn't a constant struggle with myself. And I think I constantly relive the past. I feel like I'm unable to trust or connect with a human being in a deeper emotional level. I'm anxious, scared, angry, disappointed and tired. I expect so fucking much from myself and when I fail to meet these expectations I feel like I should be punished. I don't know whether I believe or believed I deserve to be happy, to be loved, to be flourishing. I mean I've been taking meds since I was 13 and have attented therapy sessions countless times. Somehow I survived my preschool, elementary school, middle school, high school despite depressive episodes reappearing over and over again and recurring suicidal thoughts. I think that I was in my little shell, impenetrable barrier protecting me from all of the dangers of the outside world. I still am, probably. I've never talked about myself and my interests. I was afraid of being ridiculed, judged, and disrespected. Well, maybe there were moments where I was authentic and revealed who I was during meetings with my closest group of friends at that time. I think that I don't know really know how to talk about myself, my feelings and my interests. It's an art that I'm not very good at. Or maybe I want to believe that I'm not very good at. I often feel that I'm unauthentic. It was always the case that I borrowed interests and worldviews from the people that I spent time with. I was doing everything to blend in, to be someone else, but be accepted and liked. I felt like my authentic self was unattractive, unexciting, boring. I mean I still feel that way. But I'd like to change that. I'd to like myself, to love myself. I'd to like to show myself to the world. Maybe I'm not that bad at all. Maybe there's hope. What I was even writing about lmao? Idk I know that I'm tired of hiding myself and of other things, but maybe later about that. God, I needed that vent so bad. I don't know whether it's coherent and well-structured. So, what I'm gonna do? I don't know. Am I gonna feel all right? How would I know? Let's just see

[tallowandport]

Please tell me about this Quarry/Until Dawn crossover fic you've got on ur brain

Lol, sure.

So basically, y'know how The Quarry's sorta meant to be a spiritual successor of Until Dawn?

My thought is that the group from Until Dawn have like, escaped the mountain, and maybe it's been a year or two since then.

And maybe during a group therapy session, the therapist is like "why don't y'all do an activity together, something to get your minds off all this trauma? In fact, I know this nice little summer camp called 'Hackett's Quarry'! you could be camp counsellors there for a summer!"

And, well, we can all guess what happens next lmao. (though tbh I'm not sure yet if I should have the UD group fully replace the original Quarry cast, or if the two groups should work side by side.)

(also, I will not be referring to the UD casts past monsters as w*****o's, as it's inappropriate and disrespectful. they shall just be weird cannibal demons.)

[sleepdeprivedsimp234]

I want loui angst. but like. ANGST angst. i need some. please. /silly

Ohohoho you dumb silly fool..../j/aff/silly

(TW for râpe, abuse possible sewerslide and war)

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-so it's pretty much agreed that France was a sh*tty father right? Yea. He would literally do ANYTHING in his power to hurt Louisiana, for seemingly no reason at all other than pleasure. He r4ped him, beat him, and yelled at him for pretty much nothing. And even through all of this, Loui still loves his father.

-Unfortunately, it was always those that Loui loved most that hurt him the worst.

-during one of the many wars that Loui fought in, he got shot in the neck and nearly beheaded. He laid half-dead in the battlefield for nearly 2 days before waking up to find severe neck pain, but the wound had stitched itself back together, leaving nothing but a scar.

-during the Civil War, he attempted to convince Confederate that maybe that wasn't the way to go, and that maybe they should just surrender to prevent any more losses of their people. Keyword "attempted". Cuz Confederate proceeded to nearly beat this kid to death, only stopping when he was called away. And Louisiana was left there bleeding out until he was found by the Union, and then he rejoined the Union. (I don't give a damn if this ain't historically accurate lol-)

-one time, some of the states were having a kind of group therapy session, and Loui ended up telling the other's about his past when he was owned by France. And then suddenly it made a lot more sense to the OG13 (and Kentucky, Tennessee, Vermont, and Ohio) as to why Loui was so terrified (besides barely knowing any of them) and refused to be touched.

-when Loui is upset, it is probably the saddest thing ever. Cuz ain't nobody want to see him sad. And it varies from him being completely silent as tears rolling down his face, or him shouting in cursing in both French and English whilst crying. It's both sad and terrifying.

-loui used to smoke A LOT, but started to stop once his loved ones got concerned about it. He still smokes from time to time, but not nearly as much as he used to.

-when some of the other southern states (*cough cough* Alabama and Tennessee *cough cough*) found out that Loui did witchcraft and was essentially a warlock, they made fun of him constantly. And one time, in the middle of hurricane season, he slipped away from them and didn't come back for a few days. Tho the only reason he came back was because Florida, Texas, and Georgia all went looking for him and found him passed out sick in an alleyway due to a hurricane. Yea Bama' and Tenn' sure got a firm talking to by Texas and Georgia.

-Loui could be bleeding out and practically torn to shreds and he would still fight for those he loved to keep them safe.

-a few times, Loui has definitely tried to kill himself. And a few times he succeeded. One time tho, he wasn't really trying to kill himself, but he got into a really bad fight and ended up losing. He ended up not calling for help seeing as he felt as if he had failed and just allowed himself to bleed out.

-Loui absolutely hates it when people fusses over him, and Florida has had to reassure him that it was okay to breakdown sometimes. But ofc, Loui didn't believe that (despite him also telling others that it was perfectly fine to cry-). So there have been many times when Florida finds Loui curled up crying and Loui noticing him and wiping his tears away and trying to stop crying. So Florida just takes him in his arms and holds him as he cries and tells him that it's all gonna be okay among other sweet and kind reassuring words. Loui is so grateful for that <3

-after Loui told the story of his past, he was all like-"But it really ain't that big a deal tho lmao" and was confused when all the other states in the room were either looking down or looking lowkey horrified. And he was even more confused when ALASKA of all people came up and hugged him tight (tho he didn't complain tho, it felt nice-)

[pushupcontest]

Chicago Med Group Chat

Pt. 4: Will’s phone

Willl (me): hellloooo is any 1 freaa thes satuwtesi 4 bqq at me hoose

Nat Nat ❤️❤️❤️: Will, even I can’t understand you and that’s saying something.  

Willl (me): sorrryy let me tri again. Helllo is anyonn fre yhis Saturday for BBQ at my hous 

Nat Nat ❤️❤️❤️: “Hello, is anyone free this Saturday for a BBQ at my house?”

Etham Coi: So funny dude. You cannot text at all. If someone held a gun to your head and told you to text properly or they’d shoot you, you’d be dead. 

April Second: Seriously dude you should go back to school

Maggie Lookdood: Will I am sorry but I have to agree with everyone

Willl (me): stoop bullying me!!?? nat car 2 deffemd mm??!?!?!)!!!!

Nat Nat ❤️❤️❤️: Sorry Will 😔

Willl (me) added Annoying Brotger to the group chat

Nat Nat ❤️❤️❤️: Omg Jay! The hotter Halstead!

Willl (me): xcode me????!

You have changed Willl (me) to Willl (better halsteed)

Annoying Brotger: hey guys!

Annoying Brotger: hi nat!!

Willl (better halsteed): @Annoying Brotger hey bsck off 

Nat Nat ❤️❤️❤️: 🙄🙄🙄

Ms Godwin: 🤣

Annoying Brotger: that's my name in your contacts?? also learn to spell

Aarah Resse: will i would love to see your all contact names

Elosa Cirry: Dr. Halstead, if you would like I could tutor you.

Therapist Charles🔫 : I think that’s a wonderful idea! We can discuss it during our session next week. 

The annoying second: You go to therapy lmao!!

April Second: So do you idiot 🙄

Willl (better halsteed): so I’d anyoeknr free Saturday ?

Nat Nat ❤️❤️❤️: Translation: So is anyone free Saturday?

Rich firemdd: i am and so is Ava 

Dr. Ave Bekket: who says i want to come???

Aarah Resse: i’ll come!

Dr. Ave Bekket: never mind you're right i do want to come!!

The annoying second: Me too!

Dr. Ave Bekket: 🔪

Maggie Lookdood: ;)

Dr Latham: Unfortunately I have an important surgery to perform. And so do you, Connor, by the way.

Rich firemdd: oh sorry i guess i can't come :(

Lanik dudde: I do not want to spend my free time with you weirdos.  

Elosa Cirry: Same. But I am free. Want to do something together Lanik?

Lanik dudde: Yes!

Elosa Cirry: Great :). 

Maggie Lookdood: ;)

Nat Nat ❤️❤️❤️: I am obviously going because it is at MY in case you forgot. It’s not like Will consulted me first or anything. 

Maggie Lookdood: I’ll come. I’m with April and she said she’d come too.

Etham Coi: I have nothing else to do so I guess I’ll come. 

Therapist Charles🔫: As your therapist, I deem it appropriate to attend your BBQ.

Nat Nat ❤️❤️❤️: Translation for Will: i coming

Ms Godwin: Me come 2 🤣

Annoying Brotger: Also me come even though me not invited :)

[writeaboutit]

Something that probably should be written in my journal and not here but if you want the juicy details of my trauma then here you go�� (warning homoerotic friendship? I know this sucks):

Okay listen to my TED talk real quick I promise it's juicy... So basically a few days ago I'm scrolling on Bubble, as one does, and I stumbled across the one, the only— My best friend from years ago who, upon further pondering, I was in love with. The first girl I ever loved.

I know what you're thinking: there is no way this could ever turn out good anddd... you would be 100 % correct. So, me and this girl meet in high school. I thought I really wanted to be friends with her (ahem GAY👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩). So we became friends and are so close it's stupid, like at one point she's living with me for two weeks (and we definitely did not sleep on a twin-sized mattress together even though there was a perfectly good air mattress right there, nooooo couldn't be us🚫). Then after years of weekends spent at each other's houses and family trips taken together, she begins talking to this guy.

I'm happy for her, it's great, neither of us have ever dated anyone(again GAY) so it'll be fun. Wrong. This is the exact moment I can see the first fissure in our...friendship. Then suddenly things break down RAPIDLY. I mean, I'm completely blindsided it was so fast.

Within the first month, I'm being phased out of the friend group and within two months we've gone no contact. I've destroyed friendship bracelets and old photos. I was, to put it lightly, gutted. I spent my senior year almost completely alone, it was probably the worst time of my life.

In those first few months, I thought the devastation I was feeling was due to the fact that I had just lost my best friend in a pretty vile way (because that last convo we had was not pleasant) but now that I've had a few years to recollect myself (and do some self-discovery: GAY🧡🤍🩷) I realize that those feelings I was experiencing were literal heartbreak.

I thought up until last week that I had made my peace with it, that I was gay and in love with her and the way it ended broke my heart and not hers and that's it, but now that I've come out and can discuss this whole situation with another friend (who witnessed all those years and says there was something more going on there) it's come to my attention that she is gay and maybe I did not read into it.

It's literally sending me into a spiral because I know I will probably never talk to her again which means I will never know for sure but like... come on. IDK, I know I rambled as fuck but this was basically a therapy session with myself.

If your read all this I'm assuming you probably experienced something similar so sorry if that's the case, it fucking sucks👎🏼, but it's okay it will pass (I hope, fuck this is just dredging it all up lmao).

Moral of the story: avoid homoerotic friendships with a ten-foot pole 🙅‍♀️and don't get on Bumble because you might see the first girl you ever loved on there💔. Okay bye, thanks for coming to my TED talk.

[scardanvers]

madelyn cline & she/her/ cis woman ‷ watch out , scarlett danvers has crash-landed into roswell !! they look twenty six years old and celebrate their birthday on april 11th. they are from salt lake city, utah, reside in aurora apartments and are currently working as manager/bartender @ area 51 & casual dj. one thing you should know about them is she has a habit of chewing on ice cubes. ‷ 

full name : scarlett ashley danvers nickname(s) : scar , danvers birth date: april eleven zodiac sign : aries age : twenty-six gender : cis woman pronouns : she / her / her’s sexual orientation : bisexual romantic orientation : biromantic current residence : roswell, new mexico occupation : manager/bartender @ area 51 and dj

trigger warnings include: (tagged before and after) drug use, alcohol, violence, pregnancy, abortion, bad parenting (just in case).

*      BACKGROUND.

only child scarlett was born to already separated parents, lauren saunders and zachary danvers in salt lake city, ur. lauren a pretentious wedding planner and zac a bar owner. the two were together for a year before falling pregnant with scarlett, though split just 2 months before she was born.

scar lived with her mother and visited her father every second weekend and whenever her lauren had appointments or a wedding to attend.

from a young age, scarlett was very generous and sweet; sharing her lunch, playing with other kids nicely, making friends easily with her lively nature. she also, however, found herself getting in trouble for talking back to teachers or reefing scrunchies out of kids hair simply because she didn’t like the look of it. she didn’t understand why she was getting in trouble because to her, she was just helping out ─ they looked better without it.

from mid-elementary to middle school, grandparents and relatives who would also look after scar often tried to encourage her to be less outspoken; to watch what she said, be gentle with others and to be seen not heard ( ew ). tw: bad parenting. her father didn’t defend her actions or dismiss them, tw though her mother was quick to the defence and encouraged her to use her voice and be as bold as she so desired.

as a teenager, scarlett began to see less and less of her father when his new family began to take rank and a lot of angst began to build because of this. she already doesn’t get to see all that much of her mother, especially wedding season, and the lack of attention from her father set something off within her.

tw: drug use, alcohol and violence. she started to ‘ act out ‘ as such; sneaking out, befriending those a lot older than her and encouraging her to do things she shouldn’t, drinking and taking pills, even purposely smacking a baseball with a bat at a senior because he was mean to a freshman. tw.

djing was something that scarlett became interested in in her last year of high school, having been around a couple at some parties she been to. they showed her how to transition songs, bpm, and being able to read the crowd.

after just one session at a house party, scar was hooked and she was sourcing a deck in days.

when scarlett graduated, she did in fact go to college but not for her new found passion. scar got accepted for a physical therapy degree. after taking it up for 6 months, it was evident that it was NOT for her and much to her parents’ disgust, scarlett dropped out to travel ─ starting with a small group of her friends and continuing on by herself.

you can imagine the fun she got up to on a 7 month long trip lmao.

upon her return to salt lake city, scar debated on what she wanted to do with her life and where she wanted to go. she went through a bit of a crisis really about a whole lot of things and it was during this time, scarlett and her mother moved to roswell, new mexico

tw: pregnancy, drug use. roswell was VERY different from slc, but she took it as a new adventure. she was having the time of her life; meeting new people, drinking until her hearts content, getting high whenever she wanted, working as a shop assistant and learning the ropes of djing on the side until finally getting into proper clubs at 21 and work as a bartender. scar, however, had started been sleeping with a fling and ended up pregnant. tw.

tw: abortion. the idea of being a mother petrified scarlett to her core, though she was so torn up about it she made herself sick for weeks. eventually, she made the decision there’s no way she could possibly go through with it. tw.

scarlett didn’t give herself the chance to feel anything; instead instantly bottled up her emotions because apparently that is easier than facing it head on. just turned it off like a switch. or sealed the cap shut, really.

it’ll come to a head one day.

these days, scarlett is happily working at the bar at area 51, gradually making a name for herself and a small following ─ she posts some of her mixes on the likes of soundcloud, snippets on tiktok and playing some gigs. it’s only onwards and upwards for this firecracker !

*      PERSONALITY.

she has little to no filter, whatsoever. she is inappropriate, flirtatious and honest without thinking first most ─ if not 98% of the time. scar is very much the type of person to suck on someone’s fingers in public and not think twice, or tell you exactly what she’s thinking in that moment.

scar is a patient person, truly, there are just times she simply turns unexpectedly and with no warning. one minute she’s going about her day, no qualms, the next she encounters a minor inconvenience/etc and she explodes. lashing out with a sharp tongue or even throwing hands, which she is not afraid to do.

she can be a bad influence, evidently.

flirt flirt flirt ! what more can i say? she’s a tease, a brat, will flirt with you blatantly, with her eyes, will play cat and mouse, give a taste and leave you wanting more: just living her best life and thriving.

scarlett can be very sweet. very giggly, cuddly, soft and warm. if she deems you a friend, she will protect you and be there for you no matter what or time of day ( even if she doesn’t know what to say ). she’ll hold your hand just because, buy you a bunch of flowers that she sees because it reminded her of you, beat someone up because they hurt you, even make you a playlist.

she keeps her cards close to her chest, not wanting people to leave or hurt her. it’s a reflex that she leaves first, pushes people away or hurts them before they get too close, because who likes to get hurt? nah.

it’s not often that scar asks for help ( not really anyway ) but when she does, she usually reaches out to those she is closest to.

this woman loves to box, run, pilates, keep active in any way that she can. want someone to go on a walk with? hit her up, she’ll go. they don’t have to talk; they can listen to some beats and keep each other company.

scar has music playing a lot of the time; she doesn’t have to know who the artists are and the genre does not matter (generally). something has to be playing. whether she’s on her way to work or to meet a friend, or even relaxing around her place.

scarlett has to be doing something, otherwise she’ll get lazy and won’t do anything. like lay in bed for three days and won’t wash up or clean up lazy. so she doesn’t fall into this trap ( which she does ) she constantly tries to keep herself going, whether it’s seeing people, yoga ( a fresh, year old hobby ) finding a “fix”, working, boxing, having sex. u know, as you do.

this girl is happy to party in the club, the courtyard, or have a small little get together in the living room. as long as there’s music ( any kind even, her music taste is vast ) she’s happy.

on the contrary, she’s also happy to chill and do jack shit. sit on the couch and chat, or smoke, watch whatever comes on, or not talk at all. or make out for the hell of it, hey, whatever floats your boat. she’d be very happy to simply make out, js.

*      PLOTS.

best friend(s): go on, gimme gimme. just two people that mesh together, or small group of ppl! they’re seen together practically all the time, getting up to god knows what, and scar would go to hell and back for them. period !

ruined friendship: friends that slept together, turned into fwbs and one of them got feelings when they weren’t supposed to. along those lines anyway.

fans(?): those who like her mixes, or have seen her in one of the clubs or bars ─ the real icons !

roommate: with the help of her mother, scar has bought her flat but this muse is renting a room off of her. so gimme this pls and thank you.

friends that drifted apart: they met through travels and were so close but now it’s like they’re strangers again, or would meet for coffee every day and it was special but they slowly stopped going, or mutual friends that had a lot in common but those common interests aren’t that interesting anymore; listen the possibilities are endless!

exes/flings: please !! something angsty; something that was sweet. maybe she hurt them by pushing them away, or perhaps it was a “i’m going to lead you on for the hell of it” situation. maybe even a fling that went nowhere. even the fling she fell pregnant to. anything is possible :)

hook ups/fwbs: wbk that there could be a few of these so, do it. current ones, old ones, ones that she never wants to see again but oh no here you are fuck, the i don’t remember you hook up, whatever you desire.

bar/club buddies: people who she sees relentlessly bc of the night-life lifestyle she lives and everything that does with it. u feel?

misc: old neighbours, new neighbours, acquaintances, enemies, old roommates, people she met on her travels, confidant, mentor, crush (old, new and unrequited), let’s just chill and make out, someone who fixes her car, workout/sport buddies, flirtationship, regulars at work where she has their drink made by the time they walk in?

literally, anything. no joke lmao.

[kookieswan]

Red Light - Silly Soirée

Nightmare!Hoseok x Psychologist!Reader

Word Count: 1.2k

Genre: Horror AU, Monster AU, Psychological horror, CRACK. It should be noted that this story will USUALLY contain themes of horror/psychological horror and also explore obsessive behaviors and codependency. Many characters are morally gray. Please be warned!

Summary: Halloween parties are usually fun… Usually.

Notes: Yo I have no clue what this is. It’s pure crack and definitely not part of the canon timeline of Red Light. Have fun reading lmao. Happy Halloween 🎃

This is a NON-CANON snippet from the Red Light series. Find the Masterlist here ♥️

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“Alright everyone, let’s settle. I brought you all some candy to eat. Try not to get anything on your costumes, we’ll carve pumpkins afterwards.” Maybe letting them pick their own costumes was a mistake. Maybe bringing them candy was a mistake. Hell, maybe this whole meeting is a mistake, but you want them to have some fun for Halloween.

Taking your seat in the circle of chairs, you pass the bowl to your right where Hoseok sits. He grabs it carefully, sending a wink your way before adjusting the very skimpy thong he wears. You never really considered the possibility of a stripper costume and yet here you are sitting next to a naked Hoseok… Not that you mind. You said any costume they wanted to wear, which might be why you’re dressed as a fairy… with wings.

“Now, this is kind of like a group therapy session but also a Halloween party type thing. To start things off, is there anything anyone wants to talk about?” There’s a deep sigh to your left, one that sounds like it’s on the brink of exhaustion. Glancing over at Namjoon, you still can’t believe his choice in outfits. However, pink suits him well, even if it’s in the form of princess peaches puffy dress. The other Nightmares stare at them as they chew on their candy, eyes wide but slightly bored.

“Hoseok won’t shut up about you. It’s annoying and I can’t feel emotions so that’s saying something.” There’s barely contained laughter and groans around the circle as Namjoon nods his head, unwrapping his choice of candy, a plain chocolate bar, and popping it into his mouth. Hoseok remains silent, but you can physically feel his aura darken. Fantastic.

“… Um, okay well. Hoseok, maybe you could try to tone it down a bit?” Your lover looks at you, up and down, and then scoffs loudly. One wing stretches out to wrap around you protectively, promptly walking Namjoon on the head in the process. Poor Namjoon, the man should have known what he was doing. Hoseok tugs at one of your wings, eyes narrowed as he glares at the other Nightmare.

“Or here’s and idea! Namjoon, you could stop being a babyback bitch. You ever thought about that?” Namjoon promptly balls up the candy wrapper from his chocolate bar and throws it at Hoseok’s head. Before the winged Nightmare can do anything crazy, you place a gentle hand on his thigh and squeeze rather tightly. Love is pain, right? Right.

“Have your candy love, hm?” Grabbing it from his hand, you unwrap the Reese’s quickly and try to pop it in his mouth. Of course, it doesn’t work out that way, and your fingers get sucked in. Pulling them out as quickly as you can, you flick him on the nose and clear your throat, the warmth of embarrassment washing over you. Horny bastard and his dumb panties.

“… Alright, is there anything else anyone would like to discuss…? Anyone?” Seokjin slowly raises his hand, hitting the halo that sits on top of his pink head which makes it jiggle comically. His white robes wrap around him tightly, terribly hiding the fact that he’s anything but angelic. Pointing at him just as slowly, you cringe inwardly at what’s to come because wow this has been a mess so far and it’s been less than five minutes.

“Yoongi’s been smuggling his ‘special paint’ which is really just blood. I’m only bringing it up because it’s starting to smell on our room.” It goes dead silent in the room, everyone staring at Yoongi, including you. You blink a few times, thinking that you had already taken care of the blood paint issue last week after the ‘art bomb’. Apparently not.

Yoongi jumps from his seat, his orange hair and beard still odd to look at compared to his usual silvery look. He practically flings himself across the room at Seokjin but thankfully Jungkook stops him just in time. Pissed off Vincent Van Gogh is truly something to see, and something you thought you’d never see. He points an angry finger at his roommate, face wound up into a snarl.

“You fucking betrayer. See if I ever let you test run your little love sonnets on me again. ‘You’re the apple of my eye, the cream to my hoho, the custard in my doughnut’ Really?” Yoongi continues to fight against Jungkook as you swallow down your laughs, Seokjin actually looking somewhat embarrassed. Namjoon giggles loudly at the chaos, blowing kisses at his Seokjin with glee. Hoseok keeps a wing wrapped around you, but lets out a small chuckle.

“Aww come on Yoon, I’ll get you some more paint later this week that doesn’t smell like fucking death.” Unsurprisingly, Jungkook’s dressed up like Indiana Jones. A sexy Indiana Jones in very short shorts. He whispers into the Nightmares ear, something you can’t hear, but it instantly makes the smaller man calm down. Actually, he practically melts into Jungkook, going lax in his hold. Well then…

“Jimin! How about you?” Turning to the only silent member of the group, you smile uncertainly at the reptile like Nightmare. He glares back at you, although it doesn’t have its usual fire since he looks like Grimace from McDonald’s. A big purple blob with a tail, if you will.

“I want to kill everyone down here.” Understandable at this point. You’re about ready to just get up and walk out of the room. That is, until the door behind you slides open suddenly. Oh joy, you can only imagine who decided to show up to this party. If it’s Williams then you might just turn into a Nightmare yourself.

“I’ll have to advise you not to do that 061313. As romantic as it sounds, it wouldn’t end well for anyone here.” The man walks into the room with a flourish in something you can only describe as a furry suit. His voice is slightly muffled, but you can still sadly tell that it’s him by the distinct accent. It’s doctor Kim, the only visible part of him his feet. His very bare feet. Alright.

“You know what sounds romantic? Ripping your face off.” Jimin glares pointedly at Dr. Kim, his eyes in slits as he hissed haughtily. The doctor pulls the head off of his suit that looks like something of a mix between a tiger and a bear and tosses it to the floor, shaking his hair out as if he’s in some movie. The sexual tension is palpable, the need to remove yourself from the room vast.

“… Alrighty, meeting adjourned. I can’t do this today. Divide the candy amongst yourselves and have fun with the rest of your party time. Don’t kill each other with the pumpkin carving knives or I’ll be very mad.” That statement alone causes a majority of the party to dive for the candy bowl, the unhinged sounds of snarling and howling overtaking the room. Namjoon’s clawing at people, only patting Seokjin on the head lightly. Jimin wraps his tail around Dr. Kim but curiously doesn’t kill him. Jungkook and Yoongi sloppily make out in the corner. You hate your job.

Grabbing Hoseok’s hand, you give him the biggest pout you can muster because wow, you tried your hardest. And for trying your hardest to help them, you deserve a reward, right? Right.

“Let’s go fuck.”

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Hear me out okay hear me out

Reader being in a poly relationship with Lucio and Junkrat🥰🥰

Ok first of I shall apologise to you anon because I was heavily procrastinating on this. I mean, I know junkrat and lucio but I didnt fully know how the two would interact, much less in a romantic manner. I legit had to look up boombox fan content for this. It’s a cute ship I must say.

Tbh I previously managed to actually write a good chunk of stuff out for this prompt of the three being poly (at least not the one where the two dudes are “sharing” the reader, nahh everyone gets the lovin) EXCEPT IT DIDNT SAVE WHEN I LAST CAME BACK TO EDIT AND POST IT.

Yea that got me shudhekakdjw fucking crying i swear and I just procrastinated on answering the ask for a bit longer. But im back and god I should actually release it from my inbox.

Here. Fly. Be free now.

Being in a poly relationship with Lucio and Junkrat

First of all, dear god the chaos.

Bruh you have Jamison from the lawless radioactive wasteland that is Australia and Lucio the freedom fighter dj. Being in a poly relationship with this two dudes will never be boring with the amt of shit you get into (which most of the time it’s Jamison’s fault oof)

I can see Lucio and Jamison being rather physically affectionate with you and each other, so I do hope you are someone who doesn’t mind all that. If you do, its ok cus Lucio understands all that personal space jeez, aand will do his best to explain and help Jamison understand cus Jamison is a bit more uhhhhh intrusive lmao

Group cuddle sessions are a thing and participation is made mandatory, the latter being a rule that was first made up to keep Junkrat out of his workshop to tinker stuff, but now it’s used for any time one of you gets too into work or need comfort of some sort.

They both are incredibly energetic and fun people to be with too! Thankfully you and Lucio can contain a bit of Jamison’s manic and destructive energy (and maybe teach him more abt what the rest of the world is like and morals). If you tired of socialising, they will def be chill in just hanging out in the same room, though Jamison needs some explanation and time to understand that first since hes not so people smart.

Fun activities would include gaming, workshop binges (Jamison makes shit while Lucio and you join in or add more dumb whacky ideas), MUSIC LISTENING PARTIES like Lucio is a DJ he wants to show yall all these cool artists and know yall tastes ok

Lucio makes a curated playlist for you amd Jamison. Aaaaand maybe a upcoming new album inspired by the two of you shhhhh its a surprise. And Jamison loves creating new trinkets for you and Lucio! He made a smol metal wire sculpture with a rat, frog and another animal representing you. Its considered a treasured possession that you can Lucio took turns to keep it in your rooms lmao, until Jamison made another one :3

Honestly you three prob got a lot of questioning looks when you all came out as a polyamory couple. Mostly cus of Jamison reputation as a crazed maniac and wanted criminal ngl but when everyone in overwatch sees the three of you hanging out, its really sweet.

I say some issues u guys would have would be first and foremost, Jamison’s questionable morality and lack of understanding of many things. He did kill people yes, but to him it was his way of life from the nuclear wasteland that is his home. It has taken a number of therapy sessions (as required for a reformatory programme Jamison is enrolled in because how else will he be in overwatch bruh), but hey hes getting better i suppose. Be patient with Jamison at times alright? Because he’s still figuring out all these new things and reframing in his worldview.

Another issue for sure would prob be Lucio’s tendency to be stubborn on some things. Haha u didnt think i was gonna say that huh.

To clarify, he’s someone passionate on various causes, and because he is such a nice and caring person pushing to gain support for other’s welfare, Lucio doesn’t fully grasp the consequences of his actions at times. It’s like…he’s naive or a bit simple-minded. Not unintentionally or fully dumb, more like he gets into this helping ppl mindset so much he forgets other things to consider. Like how he faces the Vishkar conflict. It’s a huge sore spot for him, and it’s a big reason why he doesn’t like Symmetra that much because he assumes that she is bad and aware of her corporation’s questionable deeds, which is not completely true. Its also personal for him because it was his hometown that was being affected, and because of that Lucio had to do something to save it. All these feelings mean that Lucio gets blinded by them at times, esp when its got to do sth that he’s passionate abt. Its good to fight for the things you love, but sometimes fighting is not always the solution and can make things worse. And he forgets that sometimes when he rants to u guys abt dealing with some obstinate person doing questionable things.

There will be times he sticks to his moral values and stand by them, without realising that he needs to open his kindness and empathy to those who seem to be the most unworthy of it. In fact, its thanks to being with you and Jamison and over time that Lucio realises this fact.

Holy sheet whew Im done. Yea I did elaborate a lot for Lucio’s issue because I wasn’t too sure how to put it fully into words. So pardon the word vomit lol im not sure if ppl get what I mean so uhh rip. Sorry. You can clarify with me if u wan to ask abt how I characterise Lucio hahaha.

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Moments in-between

Description: HC's of aot characters that are all kinda madly in love with y/n, if only just in different ways. Aspects of Modern au.

Character(s): Eren, Mikasa, Armin, Jean, Marco, Sasha, Connie, Historia, Ymir, Annie, Reiner, Bertholdt, Levi, Erwin, Hanje

POV: 2nd, 3rd

Warning(s):

A/n: I know I said that I was ending my aot works but after the last episode's intense trauma I need some home groan therapy. Also please don't make fun of me for misspelling both Bertolt and Hange's names continually. Enjoy

Word Count: x

Song: lmao listen to everywhere I go by Hollywood undead.

*none of the gifs used are mine, full credit goes to the maker.

Y/n invites the AOT gang to a party.

You looked around for your friends, having foolish lost track of the chaotic group after you paused to hang your coat up. You warned them all to remain close, these college parties tended to get a little wild for your liking, but of course, they were all too stubborn.

"Hey you! I already said that we weren't playing Lady Gaga here!" Your ears prickled, and you turned, seeing Hanje at the DJ's box. You quirked a brow but made a mental note of where she was for later.

You moved on, searching for the rest of your friends. You opened the door to a bathroom, finding several girls hunched over, puking into the toilet, sink, and tub. Erwin was standing in the midst of the chaos, holding their hair as they drunkenly emptied their guts.

"Erwin? We've been here five minutes!" Erwin looked up at your newfound appearance. "Y/n! Quick, I think something in their drinks made them sick, you need to warn the other people at this party!" You met his blue eyes, "What?" He made a motion with his right hand, accidentally tugging on a girl's hair and bobbing her head. "Hey!" She squeaked before puking again. "Hurry, Y/l/n! They may not have much time left."

You rolled your eyes. "Erwin, they're drunk, not suffering from food poisoning." He looked down at the girls. "Really?" You sighed.

Later, you came upon Levi, who had been keeping a practiced eye on Hanje and other various members of your friend group. He had designated himself the designated driver of the group, which was admirable but you made sure not too drink too much either, knowing that there was no way Levi could possibly deal with all of you being wasted.

Reiner had challenged Annie to a drinking game, and was in the midst of losing miserably, whilst Bertholdt silently cleaned up the mess that Reiner and Annie created with their squashed beer cans.

You also found ymir and Historia cheerfully dancing to Poker face, and you marveled at the way the two seemed to be in their own world. You smiled, at the red that dusted ymir's cheeks and at Historia's hand on her cheek. A crash from the kitchen behind you caused you to cringe and jump slightly, before you rushed in.

Not unsurprisingly you found Connie and Sasha at the epicenter of the chaos. Neither were drunk but both were still idiots. A broken dish and what had been cheese fries was on the floor at their feet. "Hey! What'd I say about getting into their food?" You pointed threateningly at the duo. "If we do it don't get caught?" Sasha had a fry in her mouth and big eyes. "Clean this up, I'll go get Levi." "Oh, no don't get Levi!" Connie whined, waving his hands dramatically. "I'm getting him!"

Marco and Armin had found a old monopoly game and had sat down to play it in the dinning room of the house. You found it especially funny at the amount of girls the two had unwittingly attracted, who sat down to play with them.

"Y/n!" You perked up and turned, careful to not spill your drink. Jean smiled at you, his eyes the tiniest bit lidded. "Care for a dance?" You had actually been expecting this, since Jean's flirtiness doubled with the mix of alcohol. "You look hot, y/n!" He gently wrapped his hands around you as the two of you slid onto the dance floor. You laughed, enjoying Jean's wild dance moves. Finally he popped into a Russian dig, "hype me up best friend!" He called, and you whooped until he ran right into Eren.

"You drunk idiot! Hello, Y/n!" Eren glared at Jean, but smiled at you. "Look at this drink I made! It was clear but now it's brown!" Before you could respond, Jean hopped up. "y/n doesn't care about your shit drink!" You sighed as the two began arguing, which slowly developed into a tense dance battle between the two men.

Mikasa had been with Eren, you guessed most likely protectively watching over him. She watched with you, before you smirked and outstretched your hand. Mikasa took it, a blush creeping onto her cheeks.

In the soft glow of a living room, you and Mikasa danced together to an old 80's tune, the rest of your friends giving elsewhere. It was a nice party.

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Y/n wears a skimpy outfit

You smiled at yourself in the mirror, tugging gently on your new top. Oftentimes you found it hard to truly appreciate your body, but the corseted top made you feel like a definite hot girl. You wore long black shoes, tight leather pants, dark jewelry. You just looked ready to step on some bitches.

You exited your room, and grabbed your purse, ready to head out with your girls. Eren was sitting on your coach, playing some video game. "Hey we'll be heading out soon so I left some numbers to order pizza for when you get hungry." You turned, digging in your purse for your keys. "Y/n, I'm not a child! I can take care of- holy shit, y/n!" You turned, Eren had dropped his controller, no longer focused on his game. "You can't go out like that! There are men out there!" You smiled and pulled out ur taser, flashing it a couple times. "I know."

Mikasa exited her room from the same hall, entering the living room. "Y/n, you look nice." You smiled and put your taser up. "thanks Mikasa!" "Wait, Mikasa you're going out too?" Eren stood up. "it's girls night out, Eren." You rolled your eyes. "but I wanna go too!" Mikasa opened her mouth but you beat her to it. "No."

The front door opened and Armin entered, his blonde hair flittering in his eyes. "Hey; Eren, Mikasa, and..." A blush erupted onto his cheeks. "Y/n!" His blues casted panicked glances around the room as if he wasn't sure he should make direct eye contact with you.

Eren pointed to his flustered friend. "See!" Again you rolled your eyes. "You look v-very nice, y/n." Armin mumbled before he sat down. "Thanks, sweetie." Armin's face reddened.

Suddenly the front door to the apartment flung open, allowing Jean, Marco, and Connie to enter. They were in the midst of conversation, laughing at a joke Connie had said. "Hey bitch-" Jean's words caught somewhere in the back of his throat as he saw you. His cheeks erupted into fire and he stopped, causing Connie and Marco to slam into him. "Hey!" Connie looked past Jean's frozen position, and smiled knowingly. "Bark, Bark, Bark! Y/n you look a sexy grim reaper!" Jean blinked as you laughed. Connie slid past Jean and made his way to the kitchen, giving the others a greeting as he did so.

Marco smiled at your outfit. "You look so pretty y/n!" Your cheeks were beginning to hurt from happiness and you wondered if you should wear this stuff more often and not just in your dreams. Jean seemed to snap out of it. "You...you...nice, y/n." He managed to get out, not right before Eren made fun of his stuttering.

Sasha exited her room, and to the delight of everyone gave a twirl in her little dress. "y/n! You look very nice!" She may or not have said whilst grabbing your boob. Historia admitted to helping you pick out the fit, and ymir made everyone thank her for her service.

"you should wear this more often, y/n. Or at least less more often." Annie nudged you from behind. You were amazed at her sauveness but also the blush that dusted the tips of her ears.

Reiner and Bertholdt came through the fire escape (because Reiner has been on a "parkour!" Kick recently. But Reiner made sure to call you hot, (effectively pissing off both Jean and Eren.) And Bertholdt simply blushed, quickly agreeing with Reiner.

Finally Hanje, Erwin, and Levi arrived, Levi bringing leftovers from his tea shop. Hanje had squealed and called you "hot!" Erwin was certain you were only wearing a bra and refused to look at you, whilst Levi couldn't take his eyes off of you, but said nothing all the same.

"Well ladies, I hope you all are ready!" Hanje smirked. "Who's riding with me?"

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Y/n gets a tattoo

"So...what do you think?" You stood in front of Hanje, Annie, and Ymir, your shirt raised to your underboob. Hanje clapped excitedly. "It looks great, y/n!" "I like the view." Annie said dryly. Ymir nodded. "yeah it's nice, just don't show Historia."

"Don't show me what?" Historia entered the living room via the kitchen. Immediately her eyes found your tattoo, and she smiled. "lovely!"

The others found the tattoo under different circumstances however.

Sasha had known first, since she went with you to get it originally, having helped you pick out the design. By that I mean, she mainly just agreed with whatever you said but helped you out none the less. Mikasa found out before you were training together, (she thought it looked cool).

Eren found out because he walked in on you in the shower. "Shit! Wait is that a tattoo!?" He would've told you he liked it had you not kicked the shit out of him and lectured him about coming over to your apartment constantly, blah, blah, blah.

Armin found out because you showed him, (and he promptly died a bit) but he also really liked it and you invited him to come get another one with you some time. Maybe, just maybe you had a weak spot for the blonde.

Jean and Connie found out because you sent Marco a snap of it, and they looked at it from over his shoulder. Connie laughed at Jean's sharp in take of breathe and Jean tackled Connie. Meanwhile as they fought in the background Marco sent you a video snap of his response.

Reiner found out via a training session, much like Mikasa. "Why, y/n I never knew what a sly devil you could be!"

Bertholdt knew because Reiner made sure to describe it to him in great detail, knowing that the tall fellow would get flustered.

Erwin was probably told at some point but forgot so anytime he sees in you in a bikini or something skimpy he gets his mind blown.

Levi found out because, you may or may not have sent him a snap (with much different intentions then the one you had sent Marco.) Levi thought it was badass, though.

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Y/n kisses the AOT gang

Yes, you had kissed each member of the gang. For any of these bitches, they could get it, let's be real.

You had given Eren forehead kisses many a time between he and you. This had been pretty random but regardless, it was something the two of you did often.

You often kissed Armin on the cheek, pinching them together whilst you smushed his face and pulled him in for hugs. Really, you loved Armin.

You kissed Jean on several occasions, partially because you weren't one to refuse an offer from an attractive man and also it was the quickest way to fluster the boy. He has the king of talking the talk but never actually walking the walk.

You give Marco and Connie platonic cheek kisses everytime you see each other. They also give you cheek kisses back. Marco also gives hugs!

You blow Reiner kisses all the time because that's exactly what your friendship is.

You give Bertholdt sweet little cheek kisses and he's always a blushing mess afterwards.

You give Erwin goodbye kisses and he always returns them.

You've made out with Levi. His tongue's been in your mouth. Yes, you kiss.

You give Hanje cheek kisses all the time. You seriously love this woman.

You've made out with Annie too. You also give her kisses on her neck just to hear her giggle.

You and ymir don't usually kiss, but you and Historia kiss each other's cheek.

You've kissed Sasha smack on the lips before, and you two cuddle all da time.

You give Mikasa forehead kisses because touch isn't necessarily her love language but you know when she needs it.

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Y/n gets into a fight

You don't get in trouble, like ever. You're reliable, kind, level headed. However sometimes you come across a Titan of an issue and need your friends to rally behind you.

Historia will get into an argument for you, but she isn't scary at all, nor is she very powerful when it comes to muscle might.

Mikasa will kill a bitch for you. Straight up. She may not always show it outright but she loves you.

Ymir would video tape the ass whooping of whoever dares to cross you until they tried to come after Historia. Then she's seeing red.

Annie would laugh at whoever is trying to fight you. She won't step into the fray directly until you need her though, she trusts you do take care of it.

Eren doesn't care if they haven't even thrown a punch if they even say a damn thing that he doesn't feel you deserve he will start the fight. He has no self control. He's an aries.

Jean will also fight for you. He'd be a hundred percent more levelheaded about the problem but he won't let you take shit.

Connie will at first be confused and then pull his signature "bruh" face. He'll be the one that takes the phone from Ymir after Historia gets involved.

Sasha will try to protect you the best she can. She doesn't want you hurt so she'll probably grab a spoon as a weapon and charge.

Reiner is just trying to vibe and then suddenly he's pulled into an all out war. Sigh. But at least it's for you.

Hange will find this all very funny, but she'll help out in between snorts.

Erwin will just stand there looking at your antagonist dead in the eye with the slightest raise of his brow. That's the end of it all.

Armin will go all manipulative bestie on however is bothering you.

Levi merely get in between you. He may be short but nothing scare him and he's literally willing to kick some ass if need be.

Bertolt would just take you somewhere else. Yes he's super annoyed and upset at this person, but he has better things to do with his time.

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Y/n gets a dog

To be honest, you'd wanted a pet for a long long time. Living closely with seven other women- and essentially nine men, had made that prospect rather slim, until one day approximately four months ago when you dropped the question.

The response was rather positive, so you carefully crafted a schedule and supplies.

The little puppy had been the runt of the litter, but that didn't bother you one bit (your not so secret infatuation of a certain 5'2" raven haired fellow solidified that.)

You were the first person to arrive home that day, and when you did you hurried to get the house puppified.

Bertolt came by early that day and was the first to see the puppy. At first he wasn't so sure about the little rascal. It seemed so hyper, a little too hyper, actually. But then, it licked him and he fell in love. He actually completely forgot you were even there he was so enthralled.

Levi came by with takeout, and much like Bertolt he wasn't sure about this creature. He'd always been more of a cat person, but even then he wasn't exactly an animal person. Just too messy. But for your sake he pat the pup on the head. (And to both your and bertolt's shock the puppy began to follow Levi around.

Armin loved the puppy. He immediately scooped it up and sang to it. You had never seen the blonde so happy as he cooed over the little Beasty. He raised it up into the air and swung it until Levi yelled at him for waving the animal over the takeout.

Erwin seemed a bit indifferent to the dog, almost as if the animal had just always been there. He did make sure however to share his food with it.

Hange tickled the poor animal savagely, vowing to buy it a sweater for the winter. You told them they didn't have to, but they refused. "What's a godparent for?"

Sasha vowed to help feed it and promised it that she would only buy it the best food possible.

Marco adored the tiny thing. "have you named him yet?" He had asked while lovingly scratching behind it's ears. "he looks like a sugar...or a Coco?"

Connie immediately sat down and started playing with newly named Sugar. "Connie! You're getting Sugar too riled up." Levi warned, but right then Connie was attacked by the tiny pup, and despite the small size of the dog the sheer force almost knocked Connie over. "Tch, idiot."

Jean was the first to take Sugar for a walk and you joined him. Together the two of you laughed at how cute Sugar looked as he bounced around in the grass. You made sure to have Jean clean up after him though, don't worry.

Sugar immediately fell asleep on Eren who threatened anyone that would dare touch or wake up him. Eren was extremely content with this little ball of joy.

Annie wasn't really excited for the puppy but she did promise to train Sugar when it was time, so there's that.

Ymir tried to act similar to Annie but Ymir is a total dog person, and after a bit she scoped up Sugar and put the sleeping pup on her own lap.

Mikasa was just happy everyone else seemed happy. She did sit by ymir though so she could get a few good pats in.

Later that night Historia grabbed the puppy and took him into her room, which she shared with Ymir. Really this puppy wasn't yours, it was everyone's.

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The AOT gang goes to a concert

You pulled into Eren's hand practically dragging him through the crowd. "That's the last time I'm letting you lead us anywhere, Eren!" He groaned behind you. "I thought the sign said Row one, it was an honest mistake!" You shot him a dangerous glare. "It was a sign for the bathroom!"

Finally you met up with your friends, who were all already comfortably seated, waiting for the concert to begin. "Hey guys sorry we're late, we had some...sign trouble."

You and Eren found your seats, "Good news is if anyone wants to know where the bathrooms are.." you elbowed your brunette friend.

When the concert began, it was immediately pretty damn hype. You and Jean clasped hands and danced together, shouting out the lyrics to the first song at the top of your lungs.

At the second song and Sasha took orders for food, and grabbed some grub. As you waited in the unnecessarily long line you pulled her into a hug and took a quick picture.

When you returned you stood by Reiner, but some big headed bastard had moved in front of your spot. So you climbed into Reiner's shoulders and screamed at the stage from your pretty impressive view.

Connie dared you to throw your bra on stage, but didn't actually think you'd do it. His face, and literally everyone around you, was priceless. In fact, you got a round of applause.

Hanje was video tapping about 90% of it, but they often drapped a hand around your shoulders and pulled you into the video, the two of you singing along to the musicians voice.

You and Levi held hands when a soft song came on, him pulling you into his chest at just the right note. You dipped your head into the chin, enjoying the soft thud of his heartbeat against the deep bass of the speakers. It was nice.

You face timed Bertolt, who unfortunately couldn't attend because he had "work". He enjoyed the concert better from that angle anyways.

You and Historia took a ton of pictures! So many! Some weren't even in focus! But you two didn't care!

Marco grabbed his phone light every chance he got and kept accidentally flashing it in people's eyes. He got you like seven times.

Erwin kept complaining that it was too loud, but you literally saw him full on do the sprinkler because he was vibing so hard.

You and Mikasa went to the bathroom together, and you forced her to take a picture with you. You also got lost on the way back but Mikasa helped guide you back. What would you do without her?

When you returned you ran into ymir and Historia dancing together, laughing and giggling. Damn them and their happiness.

After the show you and Armin went and met the people you watched and got a picture with them. They kept referring to Armin as your boyfriend so in the photo he looks like a tomato. He swore you to secrecy.

On the way back to the apartment you switched riders with Hanje so that she could take Eren home and you could just take Annie back to the apartment you shared. The whole way back you just let loose in the car. Annie could be very loud when with people she trusts entirely.

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Y/n flirts with the AOT gang

Unfortunately for you y/n you're not the sad drunk, clumsy drunk, dancer drunk, you're the flirty drunk. I guess there are worse things, though. These are the times when drunk you has flirted with your friends and their reactions.

One time you got blasted at a work party and Eren had to come drive you home. He was shocked at first, but he truly does care about you and is also the most oblivious person ever so he was just like "okay."

Annie was super confused at first, but she actually really liked the attention. She'd never admit that to you though. So she just kinda bumped shoulders with you and almost knocked you down, had she not caught you.

Jean actually almost shit himself your flirting flustered him so bad. But he realized that you were drunk and immediately lifted you up and took you home.

Armin blushed, squeaked, and giggled. He knew you were drunk but he just couldn't help it. He helped you to bed and you fell asleep next to each other.

Sasha took you out to eat immediately after you said you wanted to go on a date with a hot babe like her, because she just needs one reason to go get something to munch on. It helped sober you up and when you puked she held your hair. Besties.

You did have a line though and you never actually flirted with Historia or Ymir but Ymir always took videos of you drunk and Historia always made sure to help you to bed. Those two were your constant watch dogs though when you were having fun.

Reiner "pretends" to go along with your flirting. He really just likes it because your hawt. "oh really? Tell me more about my eyes." He does however makes sure no one messes with you and always makes sure you get home safely.

When you get drunk around Mikasa the Ackerman always just pats you on the head. Sometimes though she makes fun of you.

Whenever you flirt with Connie hes also drunk so he flirts back. The two of you are the most chaotic drunk duo though and always end up breaking shit.

Erwin tells you to stop. "Stop that y/n, it's weird." But he's always blushing when he says that and he acts like a parent. "No, no more tequila!"

Hange will literally just have fun with drunk you. She'd vibe and even give you her glasses.

Marco would think it's really funny, but he'd stick with you for as long as he needs to to make sure you're okay and then he'll take you home.

Levi will look so annoyed and so done but he'll blush and wrap his fingers with yours. Much like Jean, he'll try to take you home as soon as possible. He gets jealous way too easily for this and often he'll stay the night with you.

Bertolt's brain literally melts. Reiner has to drag him away from you. You've broken the poor man.

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They walk in on you changing

Annie- She opened the door and come in without even paying attention, realized you were essentially naked when you squealed. She rolls her eyes, and mutters "look the door next time," but that's a mental image she'll be keeping for a while.

Armin- he doesn't even allow himself a second peak, immediately putting his hand over his eyes. "Oh! I'm so sorry y/n! I-i-yeah!" He practically runs out of there faster than lightening.

Bertolt- He freezes, and you have to push him out. His brain dies and he stands outside your door for several minutes still trying to process.

Connie- he doesn't even notice you, but when you yell at him he simply turns and farts at you.

Eren- "If you were changing why didn't you lock the door?"

Erwin- "I'm sorry I thought this was the bathroom. Did you get a new book shelf?"

Hanje- She comes in, sees that your changing and puts a hand over her eyes, continuing to tell you what she wanted.

Jean- he puts his hands on his hips and smiles, "you knew I was coming, didn't you?"

Levi- he doesn't really care and neither do you (nothing he hasn't seen before) but he doesn't make sure to shut the door and wrap you on the head. "you have a lock, brat, use it."

Marco- opens door. "Whoops." Closes door. "Sorry y/n!"

Mikasa- "hey y/n," just continues.

Sasha had half a donut in her mouth when she walked in on you and then immediately it fell from her mouth when she turned and saw your body. she blinked and quickly bent over, grabbing her donut and covered her eyes, but only partially.

Reiner- "Hey, y/n I- Woah! Nice ra-" you effectively cut him off by throwing a shoe at his face.

Historia- "Oh! Sorry sweetie, you're so pretty, oh my goodness!"

Ymir- after storming in she proclaims, "Historia saw you naked, I have to kill you now."

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They find you crying

We all have those days, and this is when they find you having one.

Ymir found you in the your bedroom, completely bundled in blankets with the lights shut off. She notices that you've been crying because your sniffing loudly, but says nothing about it. "Hey, Y/n, do you have the wifi password?"

She'd leave, but tell Historia, knowing Historia is better suited to check on and deal with helping you. Historia will walk in and raise her hands, in an open hug. You'll wordlessly scootch over and allow her to slide in beside you and gently pull you into her grasp.

Sasha heard you crying and grabbed her comfort snacks, a blanket, and the puppy. All of which she carried into your bedroom. The two of you would sit, eat, and watch some comfort shows. "it's the best medicine!"

Reiner saw your car parked outside the apartments and thought he'd knock on your car window. When he got up to your window though, he noticed the tears that were streaking down your face. He'd immediately climb into the other side of the car, hopping into the passenger seat. You're shocked, having not even noticed him hanging outside your car to begin with. "Uh, Reiner?" "So," he buckles up. "Who did it?"

Mikasa could hear you crying when she was up late at night, (your door had been open a crack.) So she grabbed some ice cream and two spoons, and wordlessly walked into your room. She said nothing and didn't press you for information, and the two of you shared Sasha's favorite ice cream.

Marco witnessed you go full on break down mode after a ROUGH day and immediately gave you the greatest pep talk known to man. You were so amazed at his genuinely kind words you stopped crying, but Marco had become so touched that he had started.

You had actually went to Levi's apartment, and sat with him. He made you tea and listened silently as you told him about what had happened and how sad you felt. He didn't press any advice on you or dry your tears with grandiose words, but he genuinely listened and acknowledged your feelings. Then you cuddled, and it was more than enough.

Jean said something flirty to you and for one reason or another it set you off and tears were aflowing. At first he panicked because he thought he made you cry. When he realized it wasn't him, he gently brought you into him and held you as you cried into his shirt. Finally you looked up at him and he wiggled his eyebrows mischievously, "Would sex make you feel better?"

You called Hanje and told what happened after a particularly rough day, so she and moblit went and grabbed you some takeout and spent the day with you. They even took you to egg the offenders house. Revenge is sweet.

Erwin thought you were sick, so he left after finding you crying in your room, bought you soup, made it and just acted like you were sick. You didn't have the heart to tell him the truth.

Eren saw you crying and then flicked you in the head and promptly left. You were stunned, but also found it funny and confusing, so you stopped crying.

Connie facetimed you and by the end you weren't crying because you were sad, but because Connie's really fucking stupid.

Bertolt noticed you were in your room for a while so he checked on you. He gave you a hug and then asked you very nicely to "stop crying."

Armin literally sat his ass down and stayed with you until the two of you fell asleep. He's a top tier friend who cares deeply about your emotional health so he does everything he can to sort you out. He holds your hand, nods, listens, gives you advice, and agrees with you.

Annie calls you a crybaby but she sits down beside you none the less. She doesn't press nor did she speak. But she wants you to know that's she's here in her own special Annie way.

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Thanks for reading! Remember, requests are open!

[yyxgin]

— tag game. ☔

recommend 5 or more of your own works that you would rec to someone asking what they should read first & explain a little bit about the work. these can be the most popular, the ones you think are underrated, or your own favorites! then tag five other writers! | tagged by @neo-shitty thanks toffee i love talking about myself! :p

you best believe i AM doing more than 5 because i write for a lot of groups and i truly believe those fics are worth reading!

seventeen.

sympathy subtraction (chwe vernon). okay so there is NO way im not mentioning this fic. AND im putting it on first place because its literally my child. my longest fic and the fic i hold the closest to my heart. 40k full of undying love for chwe vernon, this is. it also really closely follows my emotions about every single falling-out i've ever had. the perfect slice of life, the perfect coming of age. i shamelessly reread this from time to time from how well written it actually is. i am not afraid to say that i am the biggest fan of my own fic bc oh well. i write the fics i wanna read <3

this february 14th (kim mingyu). okay here's the tea. for a while, i really didnt like this fic and i despised seeing it in my notifications, BUT. it literally has 1k notes so i reread it last night and i literally forgot what this fic was about i kid you not 😭 after reading it again, i came to the conclusion that my writing style in this is actually really good and even though the plot is not anything special, i still think it was really sweet :p

nct.

happier than ever (huang renjun). a big FAT trauma dump. but i absolutely adore this fic. one of my absolute favorites. i somehow always give renjun the fics where i experience the most trauma lmao i treat writing for this boy like a therapy session. i think it has to do w the fact that i see myself a lot in renjun so it feels safe to write about him in this way :p anywAYS i still love the brother's best friend trope i incorporated in here. its also a fairly popular fic of mine, which is a pleasant surprise! a lot of coming of age/slice of life vibes, fluffy but also absolutely heartbreaking. <3

the borders (huang renjun). AAAAAAA another trauma dump 😭 hits a little less to home than the previous fic does, but still hits nonetheless. inspired by one of my most favorite songs ever! i always wanted to write a fic on this song, even back in my 5sos era, so i am glad i finally did it when writing for nct. handles very difficult themes, so i was a little scared of posting it, as it was the first full nct fic ive ever posted as well :) i said it the first time and i will say it again; handle this fic with care.

and i love her just like that (lee donghyuck). MY MOST POPULAR NCT FIC AND YOU KNOW WHAT? AS IT SHOULD BE. hyuck e2l just hitS 😩😩 i think about this fic at least two times a week when i go play table tennis with my dad. hyuck is a menace and i still wanna make out with him very badly at a ping-pong table. this fic represents just that. also slightly inspired by maniac by nct u bc hyuck ate

just saying (liu yangyang). my writing style in this >>>>> ngl i find myself really funny in this it might just be me but. this fic is top comedy. also i have a yangyang fic in my drafts that deserves to be in this list but i havent posted it yet😔😔😔 not yy being the only non dream member i write for from nct. his impact on me is truly impaccable.

seventeen going under (zhong chenle). another fic that might be difficult to handle and also another sam fender inspired fic. talks about suicide. with this, i wanted to speak up about the rate of male suicides and how we tend to overlook mental issues in men due to toxic masculinity. also, i loved the 'retro' film vibe and the chenji besties interactions i wrote in here<3

hypersonic missiles (na jaemin). bros i didnt expect this fic to get nearly as much attention as it has. idk man i dont really get much to say abt this one, other than the fact that its a sci-fi, which i dont usually write, but i fucking loved writing this it was so much fun i should do more sci-fi

stray kids.

lee felix's guide to hating you (lee felix). another popular one!! loved every second of writing this. it handles my own feelings and emotions and the fic is very personal to me hihi it also lowkey made my blog "blow up"?? not that its big rn or anything, but i think that most of my followers came from this fic! :)

my only hate, my only love (kim seungmin). bruh there's just something about seungmin that only allows me to write angst for him. i think there's like one (1) fluff that i wrote for him and even that one is a short drabble. im sorry seungmin. 😭 anyways i am a literature hoe and wrote this despite not reading romeo and juliet fully once!! had a lot of fun with it. e2l stays superior (not actually, i prefer f2l but shh)

meet you there (kim seungmin). another heavy one ooof- inspired by sky castle! ngl i am very much in love with kim donghee and he always reminded me of seungmin a bit and i think that's what made me write this fic? 😭 not sure.

tagging. @koishua @crispy-chan @chogiwow @mellow-midzy @aliceu @multi-kpop-fanfics @decembermoonskz and @tinami (if you come back to tumblr🤍) LETS SPREAD LOVE ABT OUR FICS AND ACT LIKE ARTISTS ON GENIUS EXPLAINING THE LYRICS 😡😡😡

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

it would've been 100% funnier if Edward's approach to getting Bella to appreciate her humanity was less begging her to not be a vampire and more....forcing himself to hang out with her human friends so she has a normal teenage experience lmao

could you imagine Edward Cullen at like...a high school football game?

getting dragged to an amusement park on senior ditch day

at some party and he has to pretend to be drunk to fit in with all the others

Mike, Eric, Tyler and Ben all start insisting on calling him Eddie

he goes on shopping trips with the girls because he's the only one with a running car that also has trunk space for their bags

he starts using his mind reading powers for The Gossip(tm) and Jessica is absolutely obsessed...finally someone with decent intell

God at some party everyone's lowkey high and they start playing truth or dare and Edward's using his powers to choose the least embarrassing option but Bella catches on and Edward Trusts Her so she picks him and he's expecting something tame like...truth what's your favorite color, dare kiss me or something lol but Bella looks him in the eyes and with no mercy dares him to strip tease while rapping an Eminem song. Mike films it. Edward didn't talk to her at all the next day lmao

they all go see a horror movie together and to Bella's absolute delight 1) it turns out to be a vampire movie and 2) Edward falls for every single jump scare

The Guys(tm) invite Edward to some weird bro bonding sleep over and Edward's expecting to be bored out of his mind without Bella but 3 redbulls, 2 video games and one ouija board session later they're all crying about their deepest fears to each other. Edward's telling them he's scared that if Bella marries him it will doom her eternal soul to hell but he can't live without her and they're like 'Eddie dude that's so specific calm down' 'have you considered therapy man??' 'bro you guys are 17'

Edward and Bella get roped into helping out with the senior prank and it goes t e r r i b l y. First time in half a century one of the Cullens have gotten suspended from school lmao

he sneaks Angela's little brothers candy every time they hang out at her house

Jessica begs him to tell her what Rosalie's skincare routine is but the vampire's don't even really have to shower they can just wipe stuff off and be good to go and he knows Nothing about skincare so he panics and tells her something absolutely batshit that nearly ruins her skin and Bella and Esme make him treat Jess to a spa day as an apology and Rose searches up everything on human skincare and buys some stuff for her

GOD can you imagine how helpful it would of been during eclipse to have completely non-objective friends chime in on the love triangle bullshit...Edward can vent about it without mentioning the vampire's and werewolves and they can tell him he's being dumb because she's clearly head over heels for him and is just friends with Jake

He's like 'but what if she stops loving me,,,' and they're like 'dude she's literally wedding planning with your sister and mom right now please shut the fuck up'

one day they plan a beach trip to somewhere other than La Push and it's cloudy enough that Edward should be fine if he keeps a shirt on and from then on the group has a mission: See Edward Shirtless. they go to LENGTHS. switching into his gym class. spilling things on him. begging Bella to take pictures for them. Good Christian Edward(tm) is scandalized but Bella thinks it's hilarious and keeps telling them he had crazy tattoos

Edward trying to fake pop culture knowledge to fit in but it's not working so he actually has to start paying attention to shit from the current decade and now he won't stop ranting to Bella about Harry Potter and he's very invested in Britney Spears' mental health

Edward trying to decode text talk and everyone makes fun of him bc he texts like a grandpa

Edward after one joint is on a full rant about how America should have handled the Spanish Influenza- like he has a detailed list of complaints and ideas- and everyone is like 'Bella I know he's rich but he's such a nerd Are You Sure you love him' skdjjdmd

anyway. let the old man act like a teenager for once. as a treat.

[conjurethecosmos]

Honey we need to talk - Steve Rodgers x little!reader

AN:///Hey this is my first fan fiction so please don’t be that hard on me lmao. also i just wanted to say that this isn’t a kink and I don’t write any kink related stuff. PSA age regression is a coping mechanism. If you like my work please like <3 also my asks are open so feel free to ask or suggest stories if you like :)

Word Count: 2k

(Y/N) POV

The surviving Avengers were finally coming back to the tower. Life had already changed just within the hours of the blip, but (Y/N) was alone and did not know about the blip. (Y/N) had been home at the tower safe, protected, from the terror that the avengers were fighting. She knew about Thanos and how he was trying to get all the stones, but the Avengers are the most powerful superheroes ever, they have to win, right? F.R.I.D.A.Y had been keeping watch of the currently sleeping (Y/N) making sure she was okay. The Avenger’s tower was known to be soundproof to keep the bustling sound of the city outside, which is why (Y/N) hadn’t been disturbed. The screams, screeches of cars, and general commotion of the people were not heard by the sleeping girl. F.R.I.D.A.Y did know what had happened when she lost contact with most of the avengers. She did not want to alarm (Y/N) since she had been extremely stressed out and with stress came her age regression. F.R.I.D.A.Y just did not want her to panic without anyone to physically console her since almost everyone she loved was gone. She would just wait till the remaining avengers arrived back to tell her what happened and so she could inevitably regress in the comfort of someone’s arms.

(Y/N) woke up with a yawn surrounded by scattered stuffed animals and ruffled bedsheets. The first thing that she wanted to do was to check her phone to see if Bucky, Steve, or Peter texted her to check up or send a picture of them together happy and coming home. Peter was a regressor like (Y/N) and they would always play together in the toy room conveniently located next to (Y/N)’s room. But, when she tapped on their phone it would not turn on. Even the dead battery screen that would pop up if she did forget to charge her phone the night before didn’t even pop up. So, she decided to ask F.R.I.D.A.Y what was wrong with the phone. “I am sorry (Y/N) I can not seem to turn on your phone, there doesn’t seem to be any issue with it” F.R.I.D.A.Y states. “What do you mean nothing wrong? It won’t even turn on. Ugh I guess I will have to go and get a new phone then.” (Y/N) says. That is when F.R.I.D.A.Y quickly responds “I am sorry to tell you this, but I have been advised to keep you inside for your safety.” She let out a huff and decide that she might as well get dressed. She doesn’t even know when everyone will be back, but the night before Steve called and said that they would all probably be back the following day. All she wanted to do is color and play with stuffies with Peter while Steve sat in the chair in the corner of the shared playroom reading a book.

Steve’s POV

Bucky disintegrated right before his eyes. His best friend, gone, all from a snap. Thanos had disappeared and left Steve, Natasha, Wanda, and Bruce enraged, however, what could they do. The flight back was solemn and quiet. No one dared to cry in front of each other despite the trauma accumulated today, save for Nat who sat quietly crying. Steve only looked forward to seeing his favorite person, (Y/N), which he cared for most of the time due to her tendency to regress when he is with her. He did not mind at all, in fact his caring personality just made him gravitate more towards being (Y/N)’s caregiver. His brain was going a mile a minute just thinking of how to tell (Y/N) that half the population was gone, including some people she loved so much. The avengers were informed by F.R.I.D.A.Y which avenger had sadly been blipped. That only caused the already somber mood to become worse. Steve just sat there staring at the many buttons on planes’ cockpit thinking about how (Y/N) would react to the news of Peter being gone. He was her only little friend, he was always there for her when she was having a hard day and needed to regress. They were best friends, just like Bucky and I. ‘I think I will just tell her as an adult and then take care of her if she needs to regress’ Steve thought. They then eventually started descending onto the landing pad on top of the tower.

(Y/N)’s POV

It was now about 8 pm. You kept youself occupied by cleaning since oddly enough the usual cleaner never showed up.You thought that it was weird, but assumed that the cleaner may have had the day off or something. The T.V. was also broken, like your phone it wouldn’t turn on. You could not watch the news or a movie, so you were pretty bored the whole day.  You were pulled out of your boring thoughts when you heard keys enter the lock on the front door. Steve entered first looking panicked as he looked around to see if you were there, alive. You smiled at him and gave him a big hug, which caused him to hug you tighter almost as if you would disappear right before him. Immediately, you knew it was a hard mission. I mean they were gone for weeks so it had to be hard. However, He had a look on his face that you had never seen before. “Honey we need to talk” Steve sighed. They both walked into your bedroom to talk in private. You sat down on your bed hugging your stuffed purple fluffy bunny that was won by Bucky at a fair one year. Steve got the chair by your desk and moved it to be in front of you and then sat. “So, I am sure you are wondering what happened today?” Steve asked. “Yeah kinda. I haven’t heard anything since my phone is broken and the T.V. was off” you huffed. “Sweetie there really isn’t a good way of putting this...” he hesitated for a second but then started talking again looking at you straight in the eyes, “So Thanos got all the stones and snapped his finger which caused half the population to disappear.” You then started hugging your bunny as he continued to explain which avengers were gone. Tears were already starting to spill as you shut your eyes tightly. When he mentioned that peter was gone that is when you let out a loud pained cry. Steve had to hug you, to comfort his princess. He was not sure if he should have told you that a ton of people were gone, but you needed to know. If he didn’t and you would have asked about Peter, it would probably cause him to burst into tears. You started to regress, he could tell because you started sobbing and rocking. He knew that he needed to comfort you better than just hugging you so he decided that distracting you might be better. “Princess, I know you are sad about what I told you, but I just want you to know I am here for you.” Steve calmly says. “Bu-But I wan Pete n buck” (Y/N) blubbered. “I know baby, you can cry as much as you want,” He says while placing your head on his chest. Tears stain his shirt. He was tempted to cry with you, but he knew he needed to save his tears for when he was alone. Now was the time for his princess to grieve. After you crying for about twenty-five minutes Steve grabbed your paci so you could sleep. He could tell you had regressed. He placed you on your bed to lay down with your favorite bunny stuffie in your arms. Steve decided to sleep in the chair for the night just to watch over you in case you woke in the middle of the night in need of some comfort. He sat there staring at your sleeping form silently sobbing just because of all the stress of the day. It just hit him like a wave, but he eventually fell asleep. You woke up at 2 am to use the bathroom. You looked around the nightlight lit room to find Steve passed out in a chair located in the corner of the room. You slowly walked over, stuffie in hand, to wake the superhero up. You could not go to the bathroom by yourself since she was scared Thanos would be outside her door. Not even the bravest stuffie you owned could calm your fears. You poked Steve’s thigh to wake him up. Steve looked around in a panic only to see your puffy face. “Hey doll, what does my little princess need?” he asks. “I need to go potty, but I scared to go alone...” You shyly stated. “That’s okay, come on baby.” He escorts you to the bathroom and back. “Um Stevie, could you pwease cuddle me to sleep. I scared to sleep myself?” You sheepishly ask. ”Of course my baby.”

The next morning

You had woken up small. You could only speak like a three-year-old. That was okay with Steve though because he loved caring for you. He carried you into the living room and went into the kitchen to make himself a cup of coffee and you a sippy cup with strawberry milk with a plate of mini pancakes. He turned on your favorite Disney movie while he cooked for you. Caring for you was a needed distraction. He needed to feel like he was making a difference and obviously, the events of the previous day made him feel like all his efforts of protecting America or the Earth were all for nothing. But, taking care of you was rewarding and therapeutic. “Stevie, thanks for the pancakes, dis milk is so good too!” (Y/N) exclaimed with a cute little smile. “Aw, you’re so welcome, sweetie.”

5 years later

Time had passed, (Y/N) regressed more often than ever. She was rarely ever her adult self. Thankfully Steve had set up a group talk therapy session with some survivors which (Y/N) joined every time they had a meeting. She would only talk about missing Peter while hugging a stuffie she would bring. The group members never judged her though since they all had their own coping mechanisms if they had any. She was usually really shy in front of the group since mentally she was three and really did not have that much to say in front of the strangers.

Eventually, Bruce hatched an idea to bring everyone back, which caused you to be alone again. You just stayed in the playroom alone playing with barbies or watching a movie. Steve would call you from time to time to check up on you, luckily F.R.I.D.A.Y was a great caretaker and gave you your basic needs. The Avengers were now successful in bringing everyone back. Sadly, Tony had passed away though. You attended his funeral with Steve at your side. You still hadn’t seen Peter yet but did not want to interrupt his grieving since Tony was his main caregiver and mentor. Tony was the only father figure he had and he was just gone. Steve decided it would be best to have you pick a stuffed animal at the store for Peter to keep during this hard time. You decided on a red bear with a gold ribbon on his neck. Steve had the red bear in his hands ready to gift to Peter, while you had a new Pink bear with a white bow around its neck that you named Poppy. Once the funeral was done Steve held your hand to walk up to Peter. He looked so small and in need of someone to care for him. Steve then spoke, “Peter, I am deeply sorry for your loss. I know how you feel and if you need (Y/N) or me, don’t hesitate. (Y/N) thought that she should get you this special bear for you to give you comfort.” He handed Peter the red bear and Peter just hugged it close. Steve knew that he was going to have to take care of Peter and (Y/N) from now on, but he was ready for it. He loved you both dearly. “I hope you like the bear Peter, I thought you would like him since he’s your favorite color. See I have a pink one like yours, we’re twins!” You said trying to distract Peter. Peter rarely ever spoke when he was little, and this wasn’t any different. He eventually accepted your gift with a tight hug as his tears fell on your shoulder. 

Time skip: a couple of months

Peter eventually moved into the tower and got a room next to yours. Steve now had two regressors to take care of now, but at least he had the aid of Bucky who would just baby sit. You were currently in your room putting on one of Steves old shirts with black leggings. His shirts made you feel even smaller since it was so baggy. Steve then quietly knocked on your door for permission to come in. “Yes?” you asked. Steve then opened the door and stepped in with his hand in Peters. Peter had a smile on his face for probably the first time in months. You smiled back and then turned to face Steve who obviously wanted to ask you something. “Are you little right now (Y/N) or are you big because Pete wants to play blocks with you?” Steve asks. You beam and excitedly say, “I wan play blocks! Pete can we make a town wif da blocks and cars and my dollys?” This just caused Peter to run and hug you. You two ran to the next room to play together. Storage containers were quickly opened and blocks were scattered to begin construction on the town. Steve watched you two play from the door with a smile on his face. 

I am sorry this story was everywhere 

[teenage-mutant-ninja-freak]

This is so silly but I’m a licensed therapist and I would absolutely LOVE to mess with Leo if he tries to bring up philosophy or morals with me since I don’t believe in the concept of good or evil and rather the concept of perspective amd cause and effect because I work with people so much. I know it would drive him absolutely CRAZY but I would love to just look at him for a few long seconds after he finishes a statement about his morals and go, “hmm, interesting reaction” and then sip my hot cocoa before continuing CAUSE I KNOW IT WOULD MESS WITH HIM SO MUCH.

I DONT ACTUALLY REMARK ON REACTIONS OR HUM DURING SESSIONS BECAUSE THAT MAY DISTRACT MY CLIENT BUT LEO’S NEVER BEEN TO THERAPY SO HE PROBABLY WOULD THINK IM ANALYZING HIM AND IT WOULD DRIVE HIM CRAZY. I’m the oldest in my family, I think I should be allowed to tease and annoy him to make up for never getting to be an annoying lil sibling 😌😌

It would just be so funny to me, like I would feel bad, but not that bad cause now he’s looking at me weird and very obviously tryna pry what I’m thinking out of me so now of course i need to keep doing it DYDHDYRJ

This would be gold! Gold I tell you!! Also after reading the 1st line of this I 100% thought you were about to diagnose me with something and my initial reaction was "finally, Someone is going to tell me what's wrong with me" lmao

but just Leo giving some long speech about how "Evil is evil, it doesn't matter if it's theft, murder, destruction or anything else. It has to be stamped out"

"hmm, interesting reaction"

"what?"

*long sip of drink*

"What?!"

"well, you say theft is evil, but what if it's not?"

"how could it not be evil, to deprive someone else of their hard earned belongings just for your own greed and gain?" and he's so righteous about when he says it too

"well, have you ever considered socio-economic factors such as poverty? What about about that fact that baby formula is usually locked behind glass because it one of the most widely stolen things in the world- people wanting to feed their children because they're poor is evil now?"

"No, well of course no-"

"and you say destruction is evil. Natural disasters cause untold destruction every day. Is a hurricane inherently evil?"

"...No..."

"Maybe you're putting too much effort into grouping things together, looking at the black and white too hard. There's grey area all over that needs to be examined. I mean, you beat the shit out of the foot clan because they do "bad" things, wouldn't that mean you're fighting evil with evil? If violence is by definition bad in your book?"

"I don't like this game"

"yeah, but I do"

Omg he would lose his mind every time you give him *that* look as if to say "tink this through a bit more, babes".