#4kota incorrect quotes

[honey-olive]

Elizabeth: It’s Christmas guys! You know what that means

Meliodas: Everyone is going to try to kill each other at the table.

Merlin: We are statistically more likely to experience the sweet release of death.

Ban: Getting drunk by myself and crying in the bathtub.

King: Engaging in a capitalist market scheme to mass produce more waste.

Elizabeth:…

Elizabeth: I was going to say ugly sweater competition

[winterlogysblog]

Tioreh: Tri-Tri's in prison?!

Gilthunder: I'm sorry Lady Tioreh, regrettably it is true.

Tioreh: I can't believe this?! I honestly thought out of anyone of us Lancelot would be the first one who would be put into prison.

*Silence*

Meliodas *in the middle of an internal breakdown*: ...

Nasiens: Horrible timing for a joke.

Donny: Good one though

Tioreh: I'm not joking, I'm being perfectly serious here.

Lancelot: *mumbles* she's not wrong

[vosaem]

After the Percy Platoon knows the truth about Nasiens:

Donny: Wait, ho's older?

Nasiens & Mertyl: *look at each other and shrug their shoulders*

Nasiens: The queen and king told us that we are, probably, from the same month - but they don't know exactly who is older.

Anne: .... When are you going to call them correctly?

Nasiens: *ignoring Anne* But I think Mertyl is the older one.

Mertyl: Why?

Nasiens: You always acted as an older brother to me.

Mertyl: .... I treated you really badly....

Nasiens: You're rude, but you're were not bad. "Weakling, this place is too dangerous for you!"; "You look like you're going to faint! Return to you bed!"; "Is or food so bad that you refuse to eat?!"; and things like that aren't evil.

Others: .....

Nasiens: You rudely told me to take care of myself. You literally acted as my big brother all this time.

Lancelot: He got a point.

[dxncingwithastrxnger]

Younger Tristan once ‘crowned’ younger Lancelot with a flower crown,declaring him the other king of Liones

Meliodas remembers when they tell him their together

Meliodas, after they tell him: So, Tristan, does that make you King now instead of Prince, or...?

Tristan, confused: What are you talking about, Father?

Meliodas, casually: Oh, you know, since Lancelot is the other King of Liones and all.

Lancelot and Tristan, very confused: ...

Lancelot: Excuse me, Uncle Meliodas, but what the hell are you talking about??

Meliodas, grinning: You really don't remember when Tristan "crowned" you, Lancelot? For an entire week, he kept insisting we address you as "Your Majesty" and "King Lancelot".

Tristan, eyes widening, mumbling: Oh goddess, I didn't think anybody remembered that.

Lancelot, remembering: Oh.

Lancelot, grinning and turning to Tristan: So? You didn't answer his question, Tris. Are you my King?

Tristan, blushing: Lance!

[librathefangirl]

What do you mean that's not canon? XD

[bunji-enthusiast]

Y/N: *laughs* How can anyone hate the rain? Estarossa: on GOD, they tryna drown me in this ho- I CANNOT SEE-

---------------------- Merlin: Change of plans, ignore your original objective. Merlin: Merlin: Leave nothing alive. Meliodas: *The only thing they fear is you cues* ----------------------

Ban: Last warning, do not touch the... Ban: Uh oh- King: Ban, stop being sexist. Ban: IM NOT BE- ----------------------

Jericho: And get this, his suicide note was stuck to the fridge with a Cookie Monster magnet. Jericho: All he wrote on it, "Jericho's fault". Jericho: Y/N: Guila: Jericho: I'm Jericho by the way, hi! *waves to y/n* Jericho: WHAT THE FUCK DID I DO TO HIM? ------------------------ Helbram: Murder literally doesn’t hurt anyone! Diane: What are you talking about? Of course— King , holding out a hand to shut Diane up: No, no, he has a point— ------------------------ King : Now, Lancelot, all of us are doing this because we care about you, okay? Ban: Except for me. I just wanted to see the look on your face. ---------------------- Nanashi: I don’t think our death ray is working. I’m standing right in it, and I’m not dead yet. ---------------------- Arden: I never tell people off the bat that I'm gay. I wait. I wait until they say some homophobic shit and then I laugh and am like "you know I'm gay right?" and watch the look of terror on their face. Denzel Liones: Denzel Liones: I like you. ---------------------- Arden: Thanks for opening my message and not responding. Waillo: All good bro, any time. Arden: Fuck you. ---------------------- Estarossa: You are irrationally angry 365 days a year. Zeldris: Well, that’s just your personal opinion, I don’t have anger issues. Do you guys think I have anger issues? Monspeet: Well, I wouldn’t really call it an issue. An issue is something you can fix. ---------------------- Gawain, singing: He's making a list, checking it twice, gonna find out who's on thin fucking ice Tristan Liones, also singing: Santa Claus is calling you out! ---------------------- Gowther: Why are you on fire? Ban: This is just how my day is going. ---------------------- Nanashi: There was a motor close to where I am right now. Nanashi: A motor- a motorcycle? Nanashi: Oh sorry, a murder. Arthur Pendragon: That escalated quickly. ---------------------- Elizabeth Liones: What if Cinderella was a baking slave instead of a cleaning slave, and her name was Mozzarella? Zeldris: Don't ever speak to me again. ---------------------- Isolde: Why do humans have different blood groups? Lancelot: So mosquitoes can enjoy different flavors. ---------------------- Mael: You use emoji’s like a straight person. Y/N: That’s literally the worst thing anyone has ever said about me. ---------------------- Galand: You wanna fight?! You got one! Meliodas: Okay! raises fists Escanor runs in, scoops Meliodas up in his arms, and runs away carrying him Galand: Galand: What? ---------------------- Zeldris: I can’t tell if you’re a genius or just incredibly arrogant. Fraudin: Well, on a good day, I’m both. ---------------------- Percival, seeing a banana on the car seat: What the FUCK?? Percival, buckling the banana up: Fucking buckle UP, it’s the LAW! ---------------------- Gawain: So Nasiens, how did your first time cooking dinner go? Nasiens: Pretty good if I do say so myself. Gawain: Oo! Okay, what are we having? Nasiens: Alright, so for appetizers, we have a potato. Gawain: A whole potato? Nasiens: Yes. And then for the main course, we have grilled cheese sandwiches! Gawain: These just look like big slabs of black. Nasiens: Because that's what they are! Nasiens: And then for desert, we have chocolate. Gawain: These are just chocolate chips? Nasiens: They sure are! Nasiens: And then for drinks, we have toast! Nasiens: lifts up a glass of blended toast Bon appetite! ---------------------- Howzer : dangling from a rope over a pit of fire Remember when I said I’d tell you when we’re in too deep? Gilthunder: Yes? Howzer: We’re in too deep. ---------------------- Dreyfus: I've never encountered a problem that can't be solved by an spontaneous musical number. ---------------------- Dreyfus: I fell— Hendrickson: From heaven? Dreyfus: No, I literally fell— Hendrickson: In love with me the moment you saw me? Dreyfus: MY ARM IS BROKEN! Hendrickson: Okay, but do you think I'm pretty? Be honest.

[demonprincezeldris]

Percival: What up guys, I'm back!

Zeldris: What the-? You can't be here. I literally saw you die!

Percival: Death is a social construct.

Percy Platoon: Yeah, he does that.

Zeldris: WHAT DO YOU MEAN 'YEAH, HE DOES THAT' ?

[argonometra]

Guinevere: (narrating) You heard him. I'm exceptional. Which, of course, I knew- but never tire of hearing.

[ounknowingo]

Donny: If the opposite of 'con' is 'pro'

Anne: And the opposite of 'congress' is 'progress'

Donny, smirking: Then the opposite of constitution is—

Nasiens: Donny don't you dare—

Percy: Pro... Prostitution? What is that?

Lancelot: Well it's when—

Nasiens: CAN YOU GUYS STOP??

[epic-poutine]

Tristan: “The power of god compels you!!!”

Lancelot: “Tristan, your a demon too…”

Tristan: “The power of god compels… me? 0.o”

[window-weather]

Arthur said ‘bae? I’m sorry I didn’t mean to call you fam’

*flashback*

Arthur: I though you were bae

Zeldris: ?

Arthur: but turns out your just fam 🤚

Zeldris:……

Zeldris: *vanishes*

Arthur: wAit nO-

Arthur: *bursting into the Demon clans castle* WHERE IS HE?!

The servants: ??????????

Arthur: *makes his way to Meliodas’ office* dude you gotta help me man

Meliodas: if this is about Zeldris just know that he was here like 5 minutes ago

Arthur: where is he?!

Meliodas: what did you say to him?

Arthur: we don’t talk about it..

Meliodas: well then that’s a you problem

Arthur: I might turn evil if I don’t find him soon..

Meliodas: *pushing Arthur out* yeah you do that, I gotta take care of a hyper active child and his emo blond brother, bye👋

Later

The squad: *walks into the castle of Camelot*

Arthur: NO, YOUR NOT WHO I WANTED TO SHOW UP

The squad: ????

Arthur: *in tears now* where is he??

*meanwhile with Zeldris*

Helbram: omg he did not.

Zeldris: *angry* he fucking did

King: what? Man that’s just sad id never do that to Helbram.

Zeldris: didn’t you kill him like…three times?

Helbram&King: it was consensual.

Zeldris: fair enough, but y’know what wasn’t consensual?

Zeldris: Calling me fam.

King: the disrespect.

Helbram: *nodding along*

*back with Arthur*

Arthur: *actually sobbing* WherE Is HEeeEe

The gang: *screaming out of pure fear* PLS STOP ATTACKING US WERE ABOUT TO DIEEEEE

Dubbed by: Arrrr aka a friendaloon

The screenshots⬇️

[honey-olive]

Lancelot: Meeting new people is a pain. I never know what to say

Percy: just be yourself! And say something nice.

Lance: Which one? I can’t do both

[winterlogysblog]

Tioreh: *running towards Nasiens with open arms*

Nasiens: *moves out of the way*

Tioreh: Hey, why'd you move?!

Nasiens: I thought you were going to attack me.

Tioreh: I was going to hug you!

Nasiens: Why would you hug me?

Tioreh: WHY WOULD I ATTACK YOU!?

[vosaem]

Nasiens: Ok, so, resuming, you never told Mertyl that he's adopted.

Diane & King: No....

Nasiens: And you never thought that, maybe, he would find out? Since he lives in a literally toxic environment to humans?

Diane & King: .....

Nasiens: ..... I don't ever know what to say to the two of you.

[dxncingwithastrxnger]

Tristan: Daddy issues kind of run in my family.

Anne: So you all have issues with your dads?

Percival: Or dads with issues?

Tristan: ...Yes-

[herwritingartcowboy]

Arthur really made some divine stairs in the heavens just to kick some minors asses.

Honestly this is what it looked like

But this is what it felt like