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kornaxon · 1 year ago

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Bloody seagull tried to steal my muikku two days ago in Helsinki! ...But couldn't spoil my fun, the Demolition 23 was a blast!

#demolition 23 #michael monroe #nasty suicide #sami yaffa #helsinki #tavastia #hanoi rocks #they rocked like fuck

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trekkerac · 3 months ago

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I'm having fun part 3

#gravity falls #gravity falls au #stanley pines #bill cipher #stanford pines #gravity falls fanart #Favourite bill & stan dynamic is stan being unbothered while bill seethes #like rock beats scissors i think stan should just automatically win against bill.#reason he has bad luck is because all his good luck goes into fucking bill over #the frankenstein part is there is swear #that's what fords busy with. along with other things #frankenghost au

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noelledeltarune · 1 year ago

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EVERY SINGLE DAY there are MILLIONS of characters in their late 20s who get falsely accused of being father figures to teenagers when in reality the description of "weird older cousin" or "step-sibling that moved out before you were born" is 1000000x more apt

#talk tag #IT KILLS ME. REIGEN IS NOT MOB'S DAD. HE HAS A DAD. INGO IS NOT AKARI'S DAD. PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD CAN ANYONE HEAR ME #(not even necessarily to say that ingo is in his late 20s but still)#(even if he was a 30-40-50 year old no matter how old he is no fucking teenager is gonna call some guy they met as a 15 year old ''dad'')#GAI IS NOT A FATHER FIGURE TO ROCK LEE HE WAS LIKE 13 WHEN HE WAS BORN! PLEASE!!!!!!!!#one time i saw that a person wrote a fic where mario was like a father figure to luigi.#they are TWIN BROTHERS.#not what this about but idk where else i can say anything about this.#just horrible #also sometimes someone is just An Older Friend like no familial relationship just a friend or acquaintance who is a lot older than you

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lucabyte · 14 days ago

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some thoughts on Claude

alt title: diversity win! this Butch Nun is crafting bombs in an unventilated room in her convent while actively courting Mother Superior! Do Not Give Them Access To Unlimited Power No Matter How Nice They Are

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#reminder that Claude is one of the only other housemaidens present in Start Again: A Prologue! Think about this for me <3 #isat spoilers #isat fanart #in stars and time #isat #in stars and time fanart #isat claude #isat loop #isat siffrin #isat odile #isat mirabelle #start again: a prologue #lucabyteart #some of these punchlines have been sat around in my files for almost a year at this point LMAOOO.. they were good enough to persist.#anyway yes i know claudes spectacles are small on her sprite but i like doing the dot eye in glasses thing so thats what ur getting !!#also swearing forever yay yay yay. sorry to fake swear lovers but sometimes i need it for the comedy to hit. sorry #... i might post that sasasap kick in the teeth on its own later just because i do like it a lot.#but yeah i have a decent amount of thoughts on claude. mostly informed by that i read both her and & euphrasie as rlly obvious signifiers #that like. mirabelles house is more than a little bit disorganised and way too lax on certain ethical ... concerns....#girls and guys youre in a place that lacks need for even a police force.... why were you workshopping rock traps and pungee pits...?#who signed off on that... are you guys like. you guys seem nice but are you alright. should i be worried #gotta respect the hustle of trying to fuck the head priest of your organisation though. genuinely love that for her #but WHAT a workplace ethics nightmare!! I thought it was bad enough reading it as unrequited. YOURE TELLING ME SHE ACTUALLY MANAGED TO HIT?#INSANE. I DONT WANT TO BE IN THE BUILDING FOR THAT BREAKUP. GET ME ON A PILGRIMAGE *STAT*

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gascreates · 5 months ago

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a new star

#i been thinkin about the asteroid again #i think about the asteroid a lot more than i think is normal #like just the complete randomness of it and how everything changed in literally the blink of an eye #like the dinoss rules the fucking earth and probably still would if space had just been a little bit different #how long did it take the asteroid to reach us #at what point was the impact inevitable #like these sound like scientific answers but i need you to know these are questions that my soul wants answered in poetry #yes the math is cool but can i talk about what tragedy looks like melted into the earth #how power and pain and mourning but also change and new life and a future were embedded in a layer of iridum that spread around the planet #can we talk about how looking at the layers of the earth is the most physical type of time travel there is #can i please talk about that layer of pain #can i mourn when i see it #or am i just a weird kid crying when i look at rocks #ALSO. was parasaurolophus alive when the asteroid hit? i dont think so #but it's too late #yall get to suffer with me #dinosaurs

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naturecalls111 · 3 months ago

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unorthodox murder mystery

#zosan #one piece #roronoa zoro #sanji vinsmoke #fanart #okay so basically this concept is ok so basically #its a murder mystery where those who are murdered on the ship actually turn into VAMPIRES #but theyre like #guys. how the fuck do we not know who the vampire is #like what do you mean you are literally still alive after being 'killed' and somehow you dont remember who killed and turned you #zoro: well whatever. im still gonna be the greatest swordsman #sanji: right ok so hello FUCKFACE. DUMBASS. GREATEST SWORDSMAN THAT IS ONLY AVAILABLE DURING THE NIGHT OR WHAT–#sanji: CAN WE FOCUS ON THE FACT THAT WE JUST DIED THAT WE JUST CAME BACK TO LIFE THAT WE'RE IMMORTAL NOW. THAT I CANT TASTE THE FOOD I MAKE #zoro: wat dat gotta do wit me #sanji would be suchhhh a good vampire feeder but a terrible vampire I think #thats my opinion stop throwing rocks at me what the hell #anyway i dont actually know who the vampire on the crew woudl be #thats the mystery #its a mystery to the creaotr of the au as well obviously... or else whats the point.....

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dapper-lil-arts · 1 year ago

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The entire premise of Alicorns being on another untouchable level dissapears when you account for Cadence's basic-ass taste in men

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lordofryoshimacoast · 4 months ago

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Lmfaooo the amount of nonhumans and alterhumans who immediately cry that you need to be put into a mental hospital the moment you have a 'scary' symptom of mental illness is fucking insane.

I love you nonhumans and alterhumans with delusions

I love you nonhumans and alterhumans with intrusive thoughts

I love you nonhumans and alterhumans who are mean and aggressive when faced with what some may see as mild inconveniences

I love you nonhumans and alterhumans who need praise and validation to smile just once in their damn day

I love you traumatized nonhumans and alterhumans who react with rage

I love you nonhumans and alterhumans who experience 'gross' shifts

I love you nonhumans and alterhumans who have poor hygiene because of mental health

You guys deserve the fucking world and people who don't tell you to head to a mental hospital or to seek a doctor whenever you talk about yourselves.

Keep fighting, keep struggling, keep on moving. Make the world pay if it's given you a shit hand, don't ever lie on your back for anyone but yourself. Kill those who try and change you when you don't need the change.

#ramble #nonhuman #otherkin #maul #therian #alterhuman #fictionkin #you guys fucking rock #tw ableism mention #tw ableism refrence #apologies if anything is worded bad #I'm slow.#like genuinely #i struggle with writing sometimes

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vaguely-concerned · 7 months ago

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are. are you telling me that if the romanced mage warden dies and alistair is king, he deadass stares greagoir down over her dead body and grants the circle of ferelden its autonomy after ordering it rebuilt somewhere safer. first you have to deliberately leave him behind so he won't die for you and then he does that for you once you're gone, even when you're broken up??? absolute and literal king behaviour of the highest order????? the actions speak louder than words of it all??????? I think I hauve covid

#that's the hottest thing I've ever heard I feel nuts #what an absolute chad alistair continues to be tbh there may be a day when men fail but it will not be when he's here #like I'm very sorry to the blond chantry boy repeat crowd but cullen could & would NEVER!!! they are NOT the same!!!!#dragon age #dragon age origins #alistair theirin #alistair x warden #can u imagine what it must be like to be irving standing there watching this happen. you're free and your kid is dead. congrats #tried to free her from the circle and she's the sacrificial lamb that bought the circle's freedom instead. fuck dude #it does make for a very sad kind of symmetry that every time irving tries to get clever with it he triggers a monkey's paw situation fhdskj #I am replaying the game with my new canon (mistress amell + king alistair to save him from the da:i fade choice lol)#and in doing research I found out about this and had my world rocked. I've never had my warden die before so this is new to me #(my warden isn't dying in this canon to be clear she's going to be the reason no one would dare assassinate king alistair lol #nightmare bae eminance gris behind the throne/loving and supportive partner with a fade connection and a vengeful side #she's going to be like sam vimes tiredly fending off assassins as the watch books go on except she murders a lot more people back)#the way his voice breaks in the version where they were broken up tho... sick and twisted and mean to me specifically

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v-poreons · 6 months ago

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Join us and die! Join us and die! Join us and die!

She demanded I draw her it was a physical need LOL

Progress gif + flat colors under the cut 😳

#rainyart #trolls #queen poppy #trolls world tour #rock zombie poppy #dreamworks trolls #lyric is from the guy who didnt like musicals :]#ive never drawn rock poppy before her hair is a TASK AND A HALF #rendering this was so much fucking fun tho omg im rlly happy w how the lighting came out #ermmm no other yaps to be had today except i listened to a lot of 2000s emo/pop-punk music drawing this. heart emoji

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opens-up-4-nobody · 1 month ago

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Something something Merlin is Arthur's bane.

#i just love the idea that merlin literally fabricates the Excalibur thing to show that arthur is the chosen one. that he will unite the #land and rule albion. but it is literally. actually. all an illusion bc merlin has already damned arthur thru his actions... or rather #his inactions. becoming Arthur's bane. i wish that was the actual premis of the show in an intentional way. young merlin tries to live in a #way that's moral despite what is Known in the future. he actions are motivated by love to protect arthur but with each action we #close in around arthurs death. i wish that wasnt something thr show just stumbled into thru poor writing? early cancelation?#i dunno. we can argue all day abt the prophesy and whether or not its real or something merlin should live by #but i love the idea that it is real and true and every move merlin makes agaisnt it is a curse upon arthur. by keeping himself clean he #damns his king. delicious. rather than uh oh. uhhhh seems like merlin kinda fucked everything. oops 😬#i dunno. i just love a tragedy #merlin #bbc merlin #arthur pendragon #ugh and if merlin followed the prophecy arthur would b king but merlin would be a shadow of himself #also. did i fuck the rock up yes?#did i fuck up on the rock blood? yes #should i have gone with a rainbow swish for the sword? yes #but here we are. happy Christmas #tw blood

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lazylittledragon · 7 days ago

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i just want you to know that, regardless of if it was your intention or not, whenever i see the "wood elf lullaby" that dorian sings to kit i hear it, in my head, to the tune of the bridge in good luck babe 😅. i'm not mad about it i just thought you might like to know lmao

SDALKFDHFJHDSK OMG STOP I DIDN'T EVEN REALISE UNTIL NOW

'it's vlaakith's favourite song' energy

#ramble #bg3 #dadstarion #i think i said dorian would be a folk rock/lofi person but he would fucking Love chappell roan #i should draw more modern au dadstarion it would be So funny #i like to think their 'we had a Child' post would be the same vibe as astarion just saying 'ok' to gale and cyra's

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titanofthedepths · 2 years ago

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Society if people stopped using “he” for characters that use they/them or it/its

#im mostly thinking abt p03 but ive seen it so fucking many times #like i am going to kill you with a rock. ok #like as an nb person who uses he/him as part of its pronouns. if a character is canonically they/them or it/its dont fucking wipe that

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spitblaze · 5 months ago

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If you’re gonna care about prison abolition and justice you are necessarily going to have to care about the people who DID do those crimes and just want to reintegrate and live a normal life without hurting anyone. You're gonna have to be cool with the fact that the guy scanning your groceries might’ve raped someone. You're gonna have to relax about the possibility that your bank teller used to be a career criminal. The person sitting next to you on the bus might’ve committed three different murders, and as long as he's not about to commit a fourth right now, that's not your fuckin' problem. People don't disappear from society after they commit crimes, and most of them really just want to live a normal, stable life instead of going back to that. And the best way to make sure they don't relapse is to ensure they're able to live that peaceful life instead of freaking out because the guy next door used to run a dogfighting ring. You don’t have to be friends with them, you don't even have to like them, but you're gonna need to be okay with them existing in society. Sorry.

#spitblaze says things #SPITBLAZE SMASH #ive been playing y8 and lemme tell you. NOBODY else with this kind of reach and budget is tackling this topic #'aaaah that guy used to be a yakuza and hes helping OTHER yakuza find gray area jobs aaaaaaaah'#as opposed to what exactly. unless you want every single person whos ever committed a crime to die they cant just disappear #and anyone who has EVER been a yakuza has a mandatory 5 year period where they have ZERO social safety net. no apartment. no phone plan.#nothing. nada. zip. zilch #this person couldve been expelled because they gave away every last dollar the clan had to charity.#you still gotta go five years at rock bottom and good fucking luck if you survive that #society has undesirables and just shoving them to the side where you dont have to think about them #only makes it more likely they'll relapse #so either be normal about thr fact that someone might have been a felon or a bad person at some point #or shut the fuck up lmao

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starry-bi-sky · 8 months ago

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i think i'm hilarious -- aka i made blood blossom danny au memes