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Imagine being the literal pop queen standing up for a young country singer in a short red dress at an award show after someone tried to use you against her for winning

And then 16 years later she's a giant pop artist in a short red dress presenting you your Grammy for best country album

Anyway I'm so glad bey won, if it wasn't her I'd lose it

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BEYONCÉ Wins BEST COUNTRY ALBUM at the 67th GRAMMY Awards (Feb 02, 2025)

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Still obsessed with Bart looking identical to his mom.

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Just remembered a really good Vigilante!Tim Drake fic I was reading on AO3 and I literally cannot find it anywhere I need help 😭

I can't remember the name or the author, but I know it was posted on ao3 (& the author posted a bit of art / reposted fanart related to it here), tim went by the alias "Sparrow", faked his death, joined Ras, and was taking down the rogue gallery.

I can't even find it in my history because I had to delete the chrome app to update it and it's nowher in my bookmarks 😭

Update: IT HAS BEEN FOUND!!!

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I have just one request for fanfic writers…

PLEASE WRITE SOMETHING, ANYTHING ABOUT XDINARY HEROES. IM BEGGING ON MY KNEES.

I mean- look at this goofy goober, like who wouldn’t wanna write fanfics about him?

But in all seriousness, I think I’ve read all their fics on here and I’m literally foaming at the mouth for more.

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kanan lives au where he just walks around the rebel base in sweatpants, a corny dad t-shirt, sunglasses, and loth-cat slippers carrying baby jacen in a wearable baby carrier

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idk if it's just me but i'm glad that the majority of people outside of here believe tumblr is a dead site because like i've been here for 13 years and like this is my house??? i don't need thousands upon thousands of people flocking here it'd be like inviting chimps to a house party total fucking carnage

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The batboys have a type... was doodling around and this came to me in a prophetic vision.

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For any relocated TikTok users

you can say sex and kill its fine

If you don't have a profile picture people will assume you're a bot

theres barely an algorithm, if you want to see cool shit reblog things instead of just liking them

follower count doesnt matter

tumblr fame gets you one thing and it is Yelled At

no one knows what the fuck the nsfw policy is

block anyone that annoys you even a little bit

And most importantly:

post cringe

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Hey, Tumblr. You like non-stereotypical depictions of autism? What about ✨ neurodivergent protagonists ✨ ? Yes? What about asexual neurodivergent protagonists that go on chapters-long rants about their special interests? You want gay characters that are important to the plot too? Then I've got the book for you! The author is gay!!! American Psycho, by Bret Easton Ellis, is

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like to charge, reblog to cast <3

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"So this is how liberty dies... With thunderous applause."