#they roast each other

[waviermylove]

Xavier: I can never tell whether you're insulting me or flirting with me.

Wednesday: If it makes you feel better, neither can I.

[yaoiconnoisseur]

hello yes i would like to report a murder

[bananadramaaa]

I'm trying to cope with the power of silly doodles...

[reunitedinterlude]

dan and phil style swaps

[hipsternumbertwo]

Arasha asks a question...

[pk-tf0]

This goes hard ngl

[musubiki]

danmarch 🐉💎

[mildarka]

Headcanon that these two are incredibly divorced but will immediately team up to start roasting everyone else in the vicinity the second they see each other

[pamouche]

jack and joke + banter

Jack & Joker: U Steal My Heart! EP5 - EP12

[partyparade]

Imagine if Aym wasn't emotional seeing Baal resurrected and instead just roasts him "Broooo how did you die by the Lamb like dude that's so cringeee" (blatantly ignores the fact he also died by the Lamb but Baal wasn't there to see it)

[declamationark]

Would it be funny if the summoning ritual for the ghost king (danny) just cycles through the three dannys cuz they're all technically danny and the magic is going through a bit of a ??? error coding before defaulting to a randomized setting? Like, who do you think you'll get when you summon? Is it the actual ghost king Danny (14, sleep-deprived, sassy, ect), is it Dani/Ellie (technically toddler age, chaos-incarnate, ect) or is it Dan (huge, can throw you into space as a reversed shooting star, destroyed the entire world in a timeline, ect)? Who knows, not even the three do and they keep a board at home with scrawled tally marks and sidenotes where they roast each other

[waviermylove]

Xavier: Fencing practice is cancelled for today.

Wednesday: Well, we can call it a night and get an early start on our studies.

Xavier: Ooh, great news! And, you know, now we might even have time for Boring Club! You know who the president of Boring Club is?

Wednesday, scowling: ...Let me guess, me?

Xavier: Nope. You lost the election because your speech was too boring.

[eternalnat]

I rarely make tumblr posts, but I am so infuriated by this situation I need to say something about it.

Five Hargreeves, who spent 45 years alone in a post-apocalyptic world, and every single moment of his life since was spent trying to get back to his family. The Five who ran himself dry for 2 weeks straight trying to stop the end of the world, and reunite his family. The Five who slaughtered an entire board of directors just to ensure him family's safety. Who turned back time himself, while bleeding out on the floor, just to save his siblings. You're telling me, that the Five whose entire motivation for living was once saving his family, is the same Five, who in s4 has entirely given up, and in the Subway is the one trying to convince Lila to stop looking after 6 and a half years? The Five who never once stopped trying to return to his family in all 45 years of surviving alone, decides to settle down in a greenhouse and live out a cottagecore life?

Furthermore, the same Five who told Lila that Diego loved her, who reassured his brother that his wife wasn't cheating on him and loved him dearly, the same Five who got on with Lila only due to the fact that they both cared for and loved Diego, the person they had in common, is the same Five who stole his brother's wife, whom he had three children with, just because the writers were excited that Aidan Gallagher was finally legal?

Five who hated authority, who despised when people gave him commands, who wanted nothing more than to retire in s3, is now working for the CIA and willingly calling his boss, 'sir'?

Five who used to be so paranoid and suspicious of everyone and everything, who used to solve problems alone and came to epiphanies that saved the world, who didn't even trust a past version of himself, also didn't realise that his boss of many years had an umbrella tattooed on his wrist?

Everything that once stood out about his character is now gone, as if the writers themselves entirely forgot about his existence until the last moment, and added him in as an afterthought, without thinking of the effect he would have on the story.

[polterwasteist]

The Funeral was kinda weird, am i right fellas?

[reunitedinterlude]

countdown to phil’s 38th bday - a year in review [10/30]

phil x dan's aesthetic

[raeuberprinzessin]

Dick, excitedly showing his newest little sister Marinette the Batcave: This is the Batcave! Overe there is the Batcomputer and here we sharpen our Batarangs. On this side are the Batbikes and if you follow this path you'll find the Batplane. And right here is the Batmobile! Isn't it amazing? We should totally take you on a joy ride with it, don't you agree? What do you say?

Marinette, slowly taking it all in: I feel like you were going for a theme with this ... Let me guess? Moody broody late-pubescent goth?

Alfred: Very well said, Miss Marinette.

Jason, peering at a stricken-looking Bruce: Well, I guess trying to show off how cool you are to your new daughter might not go as planned. Any contingencies, old man?

Tim: Going off of experience, it's having a moody brooding session in the dark cave. You know, like a late-pubescent goth.

Bruce, murmuring: I didn't even name most of these things, why am I getting attacked?