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garlicbreadscientist · 6 months ago
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elftwink · 1 year ago
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to preface this post i am anti-advertising i think we should explode the entire industry but it's sooo funny when you people make posts like "and they don't even work!!" like. sorry to be the bearer of bad news but yes they do. that's why we have to put up with so many despite everyone hating them and thinking its annoying. because they actually work really well and make a shit load of money
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lizzybeanbutt · 4 months ago
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now that you mention it, yeah kabru is kind of an ibex
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trying to pin it down but I don't feel confident on my grasp of kabru's characterization (depsite him being my favourite guy. you know how it is) but like. Kabru is a nicer ibex. Ibex is kabru but he's no longer asking. Ibex is a kabru but he's not afraid to let outright enemies stay on the board if he knows he'll win the overall battle. I think Kabru would make a better candidate of rightousness. I need a two way au and we're gonna send the dunmeshi cast to divine cycle space and we're throwing the kingdom crew in a last ditch dungeon crawl
@arcnoise tagging just in case
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malewifesband · 2 months ago
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i must be honest with you all i think if eyes started turning towards kabrus womb just bc its near laios to start producing heirs for the throne hed be scheduling a hysterectomy that afternoon. and laios would take him there
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lovewanxian · 4 months ago
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Wwx: the way to a man's heart is through his stomach
Lwj: Mn, cook for him
Jc, at the same time: yes, you have to stab him through the stomach to reach the heart
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leenaur143 · 1 month ago
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i hope knetizens have only warm sides of their pillow
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boeing747 · 4 months ago
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I hate when companies call me on the phone. Dieeeeee
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aurumacadicus · 1 year ago
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I am begging people to stop saying "I know it's just hair" when they are upset about a bad haircut/bad hair day. It is not just hair. So many cultures place importance on hair, and hair (or lack thereof) is such a big part of people's identities, it deserves the import you put on it. Besides, "it's just hair" obviously is doing nothing to help you feel better. Please look to Marie Kondo once more and reframe it. "This isn't a flattering cut on me, but now I know that I don't like it, so I won't cut it this way again."
And if anyone tries to tell you it's just hair, reply, "It's not just hair. It's my hair, and I'm unhappy with it right now." Don't let people try to convince you that your feelings don't matter. It is not vain to be unhappy with your appearance over something that will take days-weeks-months to grow back. But that 'right now' is also very important. It will grow back out (slower for some people, faster for others). You won't be unhappy with it forever.
And if someone complains about their haircut, bite back the "it's just hair" and "it'll grow back" you've been conditioned to say. "I'm sorry, that sucks," will make them feel way better. Maybe you could even offer to help them experiment with different styling techniques to make it not so bad if you're close enough. Validate them like you would want to be validated in the same position.
It's not just hair. It's your hair. And you're allowed to be upset when it doesn't bring you joy. You're allowed to feel negatively about the experience. (Just remember it won't look like that forever once the shock and upset wears off.)
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febuwhump · 11 months ago
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Saw the prompt list from a mutal and didn't even consider the "bees" prompt was not 100% serious until I visited this blog as I have apiphobia/melissophobia(fear of bees) so bees are a geuinely horrible and scary thing to me. Also if you want to see a really fucked up story about bees, watch the black mirror episode "hated in the nation". It gave genuine nightmares for weeks and still gives me chills to this day.
lol i think i assosciate bees with good! cute! makin honey! and so i always thought it was silly, but i've seen a lot of people come out saying how serious their fear of bees is and how its a serious prompt like the rest
which is great!
i think i saw that a kajillion years ago but the admin of the blog has a controversial opinion which is like....... most black mirror episodes aren't interesting lol
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solpng · 6 months ago
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good evening beautiful phone app ppl i am back
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the-maddened-hatter · 9 days ago
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Honestly it's low-key kind of wild to me that the two main flavors of dentist are A. literally so amazing and fastidious, one of the if not THE most important healthcare providers attending to our food holes, treating and preventing major problems and horrible pain, and sometimes even detecting stuff that's not directly their facet of work like EDs, reflux, cancers, wild shit like that 10/10 important and amazing
Or B. I love money soooooo much please give me some to bleach your mouth and put large strips of very painful metal to make your bite bones more aesthetic angles and also make you feel bad about everything you've ever done in your life
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gentaroukisaragi · 2 months ago
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I'll be honest gang this episode of If Books Could Kill about the book Who Moved My Cheese? is hitting so close to home someone has thrown a brick through my bedroom window
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altruistic-meme · 2 months ago
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shoutout to walmart for doing more for my community than the government officials are
#the situation here is being handled so poorly 👍#there was a news article i read that listed everything city officials said they were doing#but have given no evidence or proof of ACTUALLY doing and the article said they would continue reaching out#bc the officials were not responding to them#it took fucking KEMP for us to finally request federal aid#we weren't under a state of emergency until 2 hours AFTER the hurricane hit#i just#its fucking ridiculous#but there are some walmarts providing water hot meals wifi spots charging stations#abd i saw shower and layndry services listed as well ???#while the city gave out water twice in a location that was out of the way for much of the city#during a time when getting gas is a 4+ hour trip#while we're under a curfew#AND they cut our water for 2 days while none of us had power and it was 80-90F outside daily#now we're on a boil advisory#which again so much of the city can't do without POWER#but at least i could shower so long as i was careful jfjsjcj#anyway#yeah. YEAH.#fuck this city fuck our government fuck our mayor#hopefully biden approves our request for assistance and then maybe we can actually get something happening down here#sorry i just#i read about the walmart stuff and remembered all of the nothing happening from our government#and got angry#also i went to one of the water things they did yesterday and ended up just driving home bc the line was SO LONG#and like i get it i do but maybe idk have more than one set up in different areas??#or have it last longer than an hour or two????#idk. idk. im annoyed.#shh ac
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artificial-condition · 1 year ago
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Oh my god I’ve been so wrapped up in looking at the small subtle ableism that is present in our world that I forgot that violent, loud, and boldly cruel ableism exists
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carcarrot · 1 year ago
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ok thats it i literally need a new job now .
#i know i bitch and moan a lot abt my job. but not without good reason!#however i really want to get out of here now today.#fucking. supervisor who keeps telling me to do more as far as maintaining the coffee area#when 90% of the issues are actually fault of the dumbass stock traders we make coffee for who dont know how to make a cup of coffee#and cant clean up after themselves. and i get that its my job but this is also just fucking stupid#and normally she tells me this stuff in the area where i brew the coffee which is more or less away from people#its at least more away from people than the hallway where the coffee station is where people always are#which is where she chose to loudly tell me more things i should be doing#maybe don't fucking do that in front of the people i do this stuff for! now they think im a fucking idiot!#like that's just. idk kind of unprofessional to me like you don't lecture your employees in front of customers#if we're so concerned abt the appearance and image of the service we provide (which this place is concerned way too much with)#then idk maybe talking abt that kind of stuff should be done more privately. or at least quietly#like she wasnt yelling at me but like everyone around could clearly hear it#but like ive said before i cant standddddd this job anymore.#so i might apply for that store leader job at gregorys coffee#even though the work culture there seems like a different kind of annoying#id at least be making Much More and also closer to where i live so#i just have to fix up my resume and make it seem like i can handle more of a management kinda job
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saintathelstan · 6 months ago
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I'm always surprised by the way benson lays down jess' body instead of just dumping it with the rest like i expect him to every time. it's so contrastive to everything he's just done. it makes me think that he didn't really want to kill her, unlike chris and hardy, but that doing so was the easiest way to get her to stop screaming.
and when I think about how he interacts with ms beard when he's putting her into the same situation, he decides to take her with them only because she's proven to be more manageable than Jess was under the circumstances. he doesn't want to kill her either, and he won't have to if she just listens to what he says.
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