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people who act like batman isn't "judge jury and executioner" because he doesn't kill people are like. genuinely so funny to me because. they're very obviously thinking of "executioner" as like. the stereotypical guy with axe who chops people heads off, and not, yknow, the literal definition of the idiom itself, which is about someone who has the ability to judge and then subsequently punish someone unilaterally. which is quite literally what batman does.
he has the ability to decide what is a "crime" to him, he is the one who decides whether people are guilty of those crimes, and he is the one who executes their punishment. the severity of the punishment doesn't matter - he is unaccountable to anyone else, and indeed is allowed to commit as many crimes as needed to reach his arbitrary ideal of "justice."
the ideal of batman is this: a man who is so fundamentally changed by an act of senseless violence that he takes it upon himself to fight back against the rot and corruption in the world. he does this not through political activism, not through ridding himself of his wealth in favor of a greater good, not through community outreach, but through an individualistic fantasy of being a hero.
and you'll say: charlie, but he does do that !!! he donates his money all the time, he funds social programs, hospitals, orphanages, gets people jobs -
and i will say this: so why don't things get better?
because here's the base of it. gotham, at its core, can't get better. no matter what bruce wayne does, there will always be more crime, more villains, more death, more people for batman to beat up in back alleys. because that's what sells.
reoffending rates don't matter in gotham, prison reform doesn't matter in gotham, what actually causes crime doesn't matter in gotham because that doesn't sell books.
and so here it is; dc has unintentionally created a world where batman can't win, but can't be wrong, and where thousands of nameless, faceless, only-created-to-die civilians must be pushed into the meat grinder that is gotham, to fuel bruce wayne's angst and vindicate his constant, tireless, noble fight against the forces of evil.
and then: a new robin, who is poor and who's parents are dead or gone because of this cycle; who is happy go-lucky and hated by editors and fans for being robin, for not being dick grayson, for being poor.
and this robin is written, unintentionally or not, to be angry at the ways in which batman's (the narrative's) idea of justice is detached from its victims. bruce seems perfectly fine to allow countless unnamed women to be at risk from garzonas in his home country, yet robin is the one who is portrayed as irrational and violent.
this robin is not detached from gotham in the way bruce wayne is: this robin is a product of gotham.
(and here's the thing. you can't punch aids. you can't fight a disease with colorful fights and nifty gadgets. and how would robin dying from aids add to batman's story; it would call into question the systemic changes that haven't been made in gotham. how does a child get aids, in batman's city?)
so robin dies, and then bruce (the narrative) spends the next couple of decades blaming it on him. it is jason's fault; he was reckless, he just ran in, he thought it was all a game. if only bruce had seen what was coming, if only he could have known that jason wasn't rich enough or smart enough or liked enough to be robin.
batman gets a little more violent, a little more self destructive. he hurts people more and almost (!!) kills a couple guys. this is bad because it's self destructive and "not who he is." it is not bad because batman should not be able to just beat people up when he's angry.
and then he gets a shiny new robin - who is all the things jason "wasn't": rich and smart and rational and he doesn't put who batman is into question. batman and robin are partners, and jason is a grave and a cautionary tale, and (crucially here) never right.
the joker kills thousands and it doesn't matter because they were written to be killed.
batman beats up thousands and it doesn't matter because they were written to be criminals.
and then jason comes back, and nothing has changed. there is a batman and a (shiny! rich!) robin and the joker kills thousands. (because it sells)
and jason is angry - he has been left unavenged - his death has meant nothing, just as willis' had, just as catherine's had, just as gloria's had, just as -
thousands. ten of thousands. hundreds of thousands. written to be killed.
but one of them gets to come back.
and he is angry - not only at the joker, but at bruce (the narrative) - because why is the joker still alive (when thousands-)
here is the thing - jason todd is right. not because the death penalty is good, not because criminals deserve to die, not because of everything he says -
but because of what he calls into question. why is the joker alive?
because he sells books.
and dc has written a masterful character, through no fault of their own, because jason knows what is wrong, and he knows who is at fault - batman. (the narrative)
so the argument that bruce can't kill because he's not judge jury and executioner; the argument that jason is a cop or that jason is insane or that jason is in the wrong here; they hold no weight.
batman can't kill the joker because the joker sells comic books.
and jason can't kill the joker because the joker sells comic books.
so he will beg and plead and grovel - he will betray everything that is himself, he will forsake his family and his city and kill himself - just so that bruce (the narrative) will let the joker die.
he was condemned to death by an audience, and after he came back he has spent his whole life looking us in the eyes and screaming, asking, pleading; why is the joker still alive?
why are thousands, tens of thousands, hundreds of thousands (the number doesn't matter, see, because they're just a number. not people. not real.) why are we expendable for his story? why did i have to die just for nothing to change?
and the answer is money. and the answer is the batman can never be wrong. and the answer is shitty writing. and the answer is -
nothing jason can ever change.
which is the worst of it all. he is a victim with no power, and no one else in the world can see it. he is raging and crying and screaming at his father and his writers and you - and it doesn't matter. jason doesn't matter. and he knows it.
#yes btw i am saying that jason is subconsciously aware he's a comic book character. being dead for literal decades and then coming back#to a different and yet fundamentally unchanged world will do that to you#this is also a huge reason i have beef with people who equate jason's death with any other persons. like sorry. no#jason *died.* forever. he was dead dead. in heaven dead.#he died in the sense that he was never supposed to come back.#your 'heart stopped' or 'was dead for maybe 3 months irl' literally does. not. compare.#also when i say tim is everything jason isn't; by including smart i don't mean jason wasn't smart#i mean tim is *written* to be explicitly in contrast to jason#and by making him a 'genius' the narrative implies his intelligence is directly in contrast to jason's#therefore implying jason wasn't 'smart'#surprisingly little tim hate in this. am i growing from my hate? (no. i wrote a couple paragraphs but it didn't fit. haters stay strong💪)#jason todd#anti batman#red hood#batman meta#batman#anti bruce wayne#bruce wayne
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I like to imagine Xie Lian checking in on heaven every once in a while for business or something and now that heaven barely has a central government and people are more relaxed without any one scary force up their asses all the time he sometimes comes back to some pretty weird stuff. After all, every god is a nosy drama queen and everything has the potential for a competition. Imagine if one day some smaller martial gods got bored and started an arm wrestling contest and whoever won started bragging about it which caused some other martial gods to want a piece of the action. Because every martial god is overly competitive by nature, this eventually gets weirdly out of hand and now the top martial gods are having the most legendary arm wrestling tournament in history. Xie Lian walks in in the middle of it, bewildered; “Oh, no thank you, I couldn’t possibly, I should be quick, San lang is waiting for me—“ he answers but a simple “come on, your highness!” and a recap of the latest events is all it takes to convince a top martial god to give it a shot.
Across the room, Feng Xin just obliterated another round and is on a crazy hot streak. His spirits are high and he’s ready for his next victim as he looks across the table, and the opponent in his view is none other than Xie Lian.
A cold sweat runs down his back.
Of course it ends with Xie Lian vs Pei Ming, the grandest showdown they’ve seen in a great while, and Xie Lian going home that night to that San Lang of his with another weird heavenly trophy to put in the display case they had to make for all these weird prizes he keeps bringing home from work. Who knew gods really are more idle than ghost kings!
#a continuation of the last post about martial gods#reminder that you have to be at least a little insane in order to ascend#gods are petty and egotistic therefore left to their own devices they will Compete#tian guan ci fu#tgcf#heaven official's blessing#xie lian#i thought about ling wen’s writing competition with jing wen and I just feel like they do shit like this a lot#plus they turned the fun and chill lantern festival into a competition too
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really sucks that like... the only beel scenes that aren't about food in nb s3 are about the celestial realm. the man's been starved of development, even just decent characterization, for years, and writers decide the new direction for him should be... to like the celestial realm??? the place that killed his sister and caused his survivor's guilt? i know the narrative can only work if the celestial realm is portrayed in a good light, but this was one of the worst ways to try that.
#ntm how this completely contradicts the plot point in nb#where the brothers were invited back but refused to stay because they wanted to be with satan#that was one of the best scenes too...#it's just.#writing a story about the devil forgiving heaven and therefore God is...#ambitious. to say the least#and in a game where years have been dedicated to making you sympathize with the devil#it feels especially cheap to suddenly flip things around#from me#rambles#nb
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Daylight Prairie kids
#doodle heaven#my ocs#sky cotl#sky children of the light#flock#wickem#I liked the concept of something very dark happening where it by rights shouldve been very safe and welcoming therefore: flock#but i also like daylight prarie for how light and gentle and welcoming it is so I wanted to make something softer and nicer to play as so#wickem it is#also niya needs a new friend to play w so
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idk if it means anything really, but i think it's interesting how after all their time together as a couple in a christianity-adjacent world, lucifer and lilith only had one (1) child, and it was only 200 years ago at that
#for a show based on a religion notorious for the expectation put on women to become mothers (especially at a young age)#(and in certain extreme cases the only real role of a woman being essentially that of a breeding tool/incubator)#it's a neat detail (though quite likely unintentional) that the Ultimate 1 Most Horrible Sinner Couple betrayed heaven's rules#then went on to have a long (happy? generally successful?) relationship without needing/rushing to have children#presumably satisfied with one another rather than feeling obligated to make themselves “useful”#I feel it really highlights exactly the sort of differences that came of lilith choosing lucifer over adam#like no wonder amirite.#freedom for lilith was as small and inherent a thing as bodily autonomy (👀); as getting to have a relationship where she can be loved for#who she is instead of what services she can provide#the show obviously mentions this a lot in other ways but to me a main example of this is the childlessness in their marriage#again idk if it means much but i haven't seen this talked about much i know this specifically is not talked about in the show either#but it's a pretty obvious deviation from what christianity teaches women and what lilith would have especially known to be her role at the#beginning of humanity where they needed to do a lot of ~populating~#even nowadays the expectation for women to become wifes and be subservient to their husbands & the role of sex being purely reproductive#all that time but only 1 kid & so late too just goes to show how absent those roles + rules + expectations were once lilith rejected adam#(and therefore heaven)#which. the detail itself can be interpreted in different ways as can the reaction to this particular interpretation. but personally i'm just#happy for her that she (perhaps/presumably/temporarily) got to experience a loving relationship based on mutual respect and equality etc.#so like good for her#this doesnt really have a point i just thought it was a cool detail#rant post#shitpost#kind of#hazbin hotel#lucilith#i am not trying to generalize christianity itself here btw#and when i say extreme cases i do mean *extreme* as i know it's not reflective of the religion as a whole or it's principles#but in the hellaverse specifically it does seem like those teachings and mentalities and heavily unequal gender roles *were* meant to exist#so the specific lack of their fulfillment with lucilith seems important
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Doomsday Cult Christians when the Doomsday Cult ideology causes Doomsday anxiety in their kids:
#I talked about it a lil on a different post but then I once again remember how my grandfather told me#that he believes that climate change is a thing that will harm the planet#but christians don't need to worry about it because you'll either die before it kills you and go to heaven#or you'll be protected from it and just live in the climate change ravaged world#watching the people around you suffer from it but magically being okay yourself#and he couldn't understand why that made me feel so much worse#he's also 82 so that could partially be it#and yes this is the same grandfather that made fun of me and our neighbors kid for attempting u know what#doomsday christians are so fucking terrifying#because they don't fear death in the wrong way if that makes sense#like they view this as the practice round of war before the spiritual war aka the rapture#so they feel like if people aren't suffering they aren't fighting and therefore insist on making people suffer#and the more you suffer the better heaven will feel or whatever#it's fuckin wild#even when I was a christian I was terrified of it all#ex christian#religious trauma
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#with the voice of a caring mother: Oh heavens Asra what kitty scratched you?#it's terrible but I'm physically uncomfortable drawing Julian happy anymore#therefore this will remain an unpainted sketch#sketch#sketches#art#digital aritst#illustration#ukraine art#арткозацтво#укртумбочка#artists on tumblr#digital drawing#fanart#the arcana fanart#the arcana asra#the arcana julian#the arcana fandom#the arcana#asra art#asra arcana#asra alnazar#asra x julian#asra alzanar#julian#the arcana julian devorak#julian devorak#аркана#Аркана#Аркана фанхата
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Some Lucifer and Michael headcanons (they won't stop running around in my head)
Lucifer likes the rain and snowstorms, he likes to bathe in them as well no matter if its for only a few moments or a brisk.
Michael likes to clean old church ruins, he renovates the with the help of animals or lost wanderers at times. Sometimes the lost wanderer seems to be the same person but he isnt fulky sure if thats possible.
Lucifer keeps a great track of time, mostly because it is limited to him. Michael on the other hand has spent too many times doing things at a slow pace, he once started at the sky for 100 years becuase and thought it had only been a few minutes.
Lucifer is picky about his food, only preffering to eat that which mildly tastes like manna, or just drinking water and milk for ages upon ages. Michael doesnt eat anything as he doesnt need it, however when he is invited to a guest's house he can eat anything on the menu. His favorite meals so far were those of Ruth, Sarah, and Benjamin.
It takes a long time for the angels to braid all the hair of Michael, so he mostly leaves the braids on for a long time before untangling them and bathing them when he gets the chance. That too, takes very long.
Lucifer doesnt care much about his appearance, he just looks naturally beautiful all the time which is what makes others think he spends so much time taking care of it
Michael feeds the sirens (former past wives of the nephilim) every 200 years or so. He's long since tried to save them and turn their bodies back to their original forms, however since they were human, he feels a bit pitiful for their situation. Gabriel comes by once in a while as well, just to retrieve Michael from staying wjth them for too long.
Michael was great singer, but his voice cracked during the first war so he decided to become a warrior angel instead.
Lucifers favorite flowers are red spider lilies and red roses.
In their younger day Michael often watched Lucife fight and made song ballads for him every time he won.
Michael's voice is the sweetest thing to Lucifer, he is practically obessed with hearing its tones over and over again even when hes not here.
Lucifer likes the feeling of the warm cooper and topaz on his skin.
Pre war era Michael often gifted Lucifer with many trinkets, among them being exotic jewels and normal rocks, Lucifer didnt seperate any of them and wears them all, its just that not many notice the less refined rocks around his jewels.
Lucifer likes to wander around the coral reefs, reminding him of Heaven in its peacefulness, and its the only place he can watch Michael whenever there is a storm.
Lucifer preffers to greet Michael with a secret hug and i dulge in the warmth, even when the other is wearing a lot of armor.
#bible fandom#lucifer#archangel michael#lucifer/michael#From soldier to king#And from poet to soldier#Thats how i see their dynamic bye —#(Sidenote i like theheadcanon more of Michael being a singing angel due to how the rest of the seraphims are the ones that sing near the#Throne. Except for him who is now an archangel. Whereas cherubim are mostly shown as protectors i.e the garden of eden. So likely they#Knew how to fight as well as defend.#And therefore lucifer who was a past cherubim likely also knew how to fight#Probably was the best fighter since he led the the third of heaven to rebellion.)#ah anyways
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headcanon that all of hua cheng's statues are taller than the actual xie lian bc before they reunited, xie lian was always taller than hua cheng
#i know mxtx places a lot of emphasis on hc having always *known* who xl is at the core of himself#and also idk if wu ming was canonically taller than xl (can't remember lmao)#but just like. hua cheng's experiences with happened (for the most part) when he was younger than him#and therefore shorter#idk just like...#the mental image of hc crafting sculptures of his god for centuries#desperately trying to craft a perfect copy out of imperfect memory#only finally meet xl wearing wedding red#and realize that all along every single one of those statues was off by a simple discrepancy in height.#like i don't even mean to imply anything angsty there i just feel so many things#the bridegroom scene!? i know it gets glossed over a bit in contrast to everything else exciting that happens between them#but just like hua cheng's thoughts about everything during that.... URGH#i have thought about writing that scene from his pov so many times holy fuck. the only thing stopping me is my own perfectionism#tgcf#tian guan ci fu#hob#heaven official's blessing#he looked up to him.... literally#xie lian#hua cheng
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aziraphale really fell in love with crowley on ground that was once consecrated, but through the act of something falling from demonic intervention, was rendered neutral.
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Thinking about Diavolo's mannerisms in Eyes of Heaven again... I assume they were going for a "tough gangster" vibe hence why he does shit like slamming his feet on the table at the cafe
#eyes of heaven#diavoloposting#it's sort of sensical ig#but like everything else diavolo eoh it's written like the writers did not particularly understand nor care about diavolo#-but had to add him in anyway therefore just kind of assumed new character traits
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“Mu Qing is too logical for his own good” is such a real problem that he deals with and as tragic as it makes his life I also think it’s really funny when someone is accusing him of something and instead of telling them to shut up or leave him alone the first thing he does is pull out the 95 fucking theses detailing every single thing wrong with their argument WITH historical evidence and additional considerations from scholarly psychology articles, MLA format works cited and completely annotated. It could use an editor and some bias correction, but he actually makes a pretty good point. anyways tgcf ace attorney au when
#mu qing xie lian hua cheng and Ling Wen in a San FranTokyo court of law needs to happen#Hua Cheng is the guy who became a lawyer to chase a boy. he would be a defense attorney too#Xie Lian is a lawyer because of his natural strong sense of justice and he would probably be a prosecutor too based on his track record#it’s not a perfect parallel but you know what I mean#xie lian is still so phoenix wright by nature but hes just a prosecutor now. they both have survived a multitude of near-death experiences#Hua cheng plays a natural game where he only bites back if something is worth his time and doesnt usually seek trouble.#therefore hes the most ruthless defense attorney you've ever seen. he would update the autopsy report#you could also argue that xie lian would still be a defense attorney if you consider the way phoenix uncovers truth within his defense#and then ends up sending someone else to jail in the end. which happens very often#mu Qing started off as a prosecutor but Xie Lian said he would be a better defense attorney and he was right#Feng Xin is the. uh. bailiff. or something#judge jun wu#Ling wen is like the final boss of witnesses. that brocade immortal scene where xie lian absolutely fakes her tf out is so iconic#unless ling wen is gumshoe just much much less silly goofy#does anybody have that one edgeworth art where its. i ask the witness a question. i press them. they lie. they go to hell#if you do PLEASE dm me im begging you i need it#the wind master is maya holy shit what if#banyue is pearl#no-face von karma...... qi rong franziska......#again its Not a perfect parallel by any means but the spirit is here#rb with your tgcf lawyer headcannons#tgcf#tian guan ci fu#heaven official's blessing#mu qing
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another fact about millie: worst hostage in the entire world because she is insufferable about it. the minute she knows you Need her for something, she is going to start pushing what she’s allowed to do and say. girl who thrives with a gun to her head because she knows you need her alive and can’t pull the trigger.
#she is sooo annoying about it. she is.#ESPECIALLY if she’s being held hostage to get someone to cooperate who she knows will be Mad if she’s hurt during the fact#she is egging you on she wants you to leave a mark on her so bad so that there’s an excuse later for you to get eviscerated later#she has great self-preservation skills it’s just that they turn off all the way the minute she knows she’s self-preserved enough#millie has one conversation during the apocalypsw with lucifer and deduces that he has no interest in forcing sam’s hand for possession#OR in injuring her or dean (that badly. anyway.) because he knows sam likes them#and she spends the entire rest of the apocalypse being such a little brat about it whenever they’re held hostage by someone who wants to#hand them over to lucifer#she’s a good negotiator almost exclusively when it comes to negotiating her own life and that’s it#spn oc#she doesn’t have to *like* lucifer to trust that if random demon number 7 kidnaps sam & her & dean to gift them to him that they’re going to#be fine and the demon is going to be very Not Fine.#she knows what he wants: ‘sam says yes when sam decides to say yes which he will so i don’t need to force it.’ so therefore she has wiggle#room allowed by the him not forcing it bit of that statement#which is more wiggle room than heaven allows and why she likes dealing with lucifer better vis a vis the apocalypse#something that. changes. when gabriel dies. but for reasons unrelated to all of this.#she just. she hadn’t considered that gabriel wasn’t someone who could get in lucifer’s way and live. she didn’t consider that. because it#seemed obvious. at the time. when she and her brothers have been annoying the shit out of him for *months* and lucifer *hasn’t done#anything* to them. that gabriel must be like that too.#she failed to realize that gabriel isn’t like them. he’s actually a threat. the fact that he won’t stand down is what gets him killed.#………..i think she hates gabriel more for that than she ever does lucifer. that he didn’t run. stupid stupid thing he did there. to her.#sorry we got off topic here. point is that she is sooo annoying about being kidnapped and it makes her terrible for kidnapping and everyone#who does it has to deal with her
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I'm honestly not surprised that Brutus and Gabriel are my two favourite fallout ocs.
The both have that miserable swag and a deep desire to be needed.
Brutus is helpful and subservient becuase he doesn't know what else to be. He desperately wants to be valued and loved by people and the only way he can earn that is by constantly bending over backwards for other people. He wants to make himself so needed and so useful they can't possibly throw him away. He loves when people ask things of him becuase that's a sign they want him around- even if it's only for what he can give to them and not necessarily him as a person. Not that Brutus can tell the difference.
where as Gabe still makes himself useful but actively hates people for asking things of him. Especially since leaving the Capital Wasteland he's got a very "haven't I given enough?" mentality. He won't refuse to help people in need, but he's so so angry that people keep asking things of him. He just wants to sit down and rot. He doesn't WANT to help anyone anymore, but he has to becuase its the right thing to do. It's what his father would've wanted, its what a Good Sinless man would do.
#idk theres some parallels here#helping becuase you need to to feel valuable versus helping even though you dont want to becuase its the right thing to do#oc: Brutus#oc: Gabriel#they also got the parallel of being suicidal#Gabriel is more of an active risk to himself but is convinced if he takes his own life he wont go to heaven#and therefore wont see his dad again#he wants to go out like martyr in a big self sacrifice for the greater good#thats what he wanted from project purity and was fucking furious when the brotherhood robbed him of that
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i stg if this prequel confirms that dean is in fact not in heave and is in the empty or some other kind of limbo space i’m going to scream bc it’s probably the only time in my entire life that manifesting something for years will pay off for me and the others who speculated since the finale aired that he was not in heaven at all and the story wasn’t over.
#it was part of my chuck won flavor#some chuck won folk till believed dean was in heaven#i was not that kinda person i hated the idea of him being in heaven and there were too many OFF things#and i didn't want cas to show his face in 'heaven' because if chuck won#i didn't want cas to ever be a confusing thing for dean#like if chuck could just replicate cas who is a beacon of truth and reality for dean and lives off of the narrative#that would make it so dean could never truly trust that he was looking and interacting with the real ca#*cas#and given how anti-chuck-narrative cas as a character is#it would be weird for the narrative to dupe him so easily#THEREFORE#I NEED DEAN#ROWEAN AND CROWLEY PROBABLY MAYBE#EVERYONE everyone would be in the empty#and everyone would be awake#help#spnwin spoilers#spnwin spec#chuck won
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IF we are accepting the christian premise that man is separated from other living beings by a conscious knowledge and awareness of god do animals still have an unconscious understanding of the divine. like they can't comprehend complex abstract ideas like an omnipotent creator but like if a dog were to happen across jesus would it have a Sense that he's the lord of all things or would they not give a fuck. this is such a stupid question sorry
#catholic.com says animals don't have souls and therefore don't go to heaven but that is NOT what i asked#.txt
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