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good morning, Daniel. you cheated on me in your dream last night. this is the reason you asked i stop observing your rest, isn’t it? i knew that “waking you up breathing hotly an inch from your face like a cat” complaint was a lie. i breathe coldly and beautifully. no matter, i forgive you your infidelity. do you still love me.

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Quiet on set please. Tubi Cowboy is manifesting.

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DAVID TENNANT I BAFTA Film Awards 2025

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oh gOD

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"The most scary part of TMA is the blanket episode- The most scary part of TMA is Jane Prentiss - The most scary part of TMA is the Not! Them creatures -"

Wrong! The most scary part of TMA when you're watching for the first time and realize far too deep in that you really should be have been trying to remember peoples names.

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hello my loves <3 do not ever, ever, ever "officially" create for an IP that you have not signed a vetted contract to be paid for. this is a tactic companies use to get a free writer's room they don't have to pay for. you won't see a cent and they will own your work. don't do it.

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"the magnus archives sounds cool! what are the content warnings?"

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personal favorite trope of mine

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Do yall... think that Alastor LIKES being a deer?

We joke about him hating his adorable, prey-like fluffiness, but

He's dressed up as Rudolph, has deer memorabilia and decor, and plays with his ears even when it's not necessary. His antlers turn into creepy branches when he's transforming or just excited in general.

I genuinely think he is pretty fond of his deerness. Maybe likes being underestimated because of his deer traits and conversely likes how scary and off-putting they are when he transforms?

It would honestly be cute AND support our 'Alastor loves hell' theory.

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the fact that I’ve actually had this happen multiple times when I’ve entered a new fandom is hilarious like what do you MEAN

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"when did supernatural go downhill" is the wrong question to be asking because supernatural does not exist on an XY axis where it can go 'up' or 'down' hill, it exists in a plane that extends towards and away from the audience at various times based on writing, plots, and whether or not the gay angel is there. but at no point does it move up or down hill.

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It's rude to interrupt someone during a meal!

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in 2025 let’s bring back being enthusiastic on ao3. leave a comment on every chapter. leave kudos and, if necessary, leave “double kudos” in the comments. tags and notes on bookmarks. the whole nine yards. let’s show fanfic authors how much we love them.

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I still think its so funny he is a bowling tryhard

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Tamagotchi! Now biblically accurate