#they know EXACTLY what they're doing

[lokiiied]

[cometblaster2070]

ariana grande is singlehandedly carrying the gelphie nation on her back which is NOT on my 2024 or 2025 bingo like what is happening

[triptychcryptid]

Had an idea based off THAT part of the Charity stream where JK Simmons was reading Ford's thirst tweets. XD

So like Linda and Sherman are really technologically savvy, and they keep up with the internet slang and lingo pretty well. When new ones come out, sometimes they still have to defer to Dipper and Mabel. And the NASA interns. XD But I could see Linda having a streaming channel that's like part Bill Nye (but with space or space movie facts) meets mythbusters meets a prank show. She'd be VERY popular. XD

One day, Sherman comes back from a run, he's wearing a green shirt that has Bill Nye on a motorcycle with beakers in his hand, and it says "Live Fast, Nye Young" on it, and it's...fitted. keep in mind that they both work out too, so the shirt shows off his muscles. He, of course, thinks nothing of it. Dipper got the shirt for him a few Christmases ago and it's one of his favorites.

He goes into the kitchen and walks behind Linda to get a glass of water. He starts drinking before he realizes she's streaming.

"Oh shit! Sorry,hon. I'll get out of your way." He walks out of frame. Linda looks at her screen for a second.

"Wait, no, come back!" She yells.

"What? Why?" She cackles at him.

"You're making the internet THIRSTY. They're calling you Zaddy." Sherman walks back on screen.

"What? Me? No. I'm not a Zaddy."

"They say you can GET IT." She says, laughing. He smirks a bit and puts an arm around her.

"They really think I'm hot, huh? Do they think YOU'RE hot? Because they should."

"Oh yeah, they call me Space Mommy." Sherman laughs.

"That's hilarious. But accurate."

"Ooo! I just remembered something! I'll be right back, guys! Sherman, entertain them for a minute!" Rushes off. Sherman watches her, confused.

"Wha, hey! Where are you going?!"

Getting further away "I'm setting up a thirst trap!"

Sherman "...Okay. whelp, what should we talk about, guys?" Looks at the screen to see what the chat is saying. "Oh, someone wants to hear when we met and some cute stories. Okay, we met in college. We had a lot of the same classes and ended up being lab partners alot. We starting becoming friends after we realized we were both giant nerds.

Ooh, here's one of my favorite stories! So Linda rides motorcycles, right? In about 1976, she bought her first bike off her older brother, and it was her baby. She loved that thing. And let's be honest, she looked pretty bitchin' riding it. Thing is, any of you that ride bikes know they don't do so well in the winter. She knew this too. But she's stubborn. So I'm driving to school one day in my old lifted 1969 Chevy C10 pickup truck, and who do I see trying to push her bike up the hill? Linda."

"I pull over and roll down the passenger window and ask if she wants a ride. At first she says she's okay, then she stops and looks at the bike, then looks at the truck and decides she wants a ride. Luckily, I have a ramp from when my older brother, Stan was 15 and decided he wanted to ride bikes. We had to go pick him up ALOT."

"We get the bike in the back and she gets in. I'm giving her shit about trying to ride her bike up a hill in the winter, when she suddenly says 'Wait, shut up! ...Are you listening to Journey?' And she starts singing along to Mystery Mountain, holding an invisible Mic and flailing around so violently she's shaking the car. We sang Journey all the way to the College. That was the exact moment I started liking her as more than a friend."

The chat starts FREAKING OUT over this little tidbit when Linda comes back with Sherman's brown leather jacket from the early 80's. Sherman laughs.

"Oh god, you brought that thing out?"

" Yes! Put it on! You're about to make them PARCHED." Sherman grins and puts it on. Linda adresses the camera 'Guys, he's had this since we were in COLLEGE. And it STILL FITS. Well, except the arms. It's a bit tight there." Squeezes his upper arm and waggles her eyebrows. The chat explodes with a bunch of "🥵🥵" comments. XD

[witch-sweets]

EVERYONE STOP AND LOOK AT WHAT THE OFFICIAL AHIT TWITTER ACC JUST POSTED

I LITERALLY SHOUTED NOOOOO!!! IRL WHEN I SAW THIS-

[sunwooyeon]

pool boyz

[literaryspinster]

DC: Dick and Kory split up years ago, why don’t you shippers just move on?

Also DC: Check out Dick and Kory hugged up together on this variant cover. Are they going to have another trite conversation about how they still mean a whole lot to each other and maybe almost kiss? Tune in to find out!

[leviackermanscleaningbuddy]

MAAM HAVE YOU SEEN THE HYUNHO TROUBLEMAKER COVER?!?!? I CANT FUCKING BREATHE

Oh.

You mean.

This?

Yes. I’m having a crisis over it as we speak.

Update: Felix is me.

[neiptune]

they had literally no reason to make hantengu this hot what the hell ufotable leave me tf alone

[mamaestapa]

omg thanks pinterest

i really needed to see that voluptuous, scrumptious ass of his rn🤪 and the thighs in the other pic too…

(i hate myself💀 just ignore this, i never said that. it was a joke i swear)

[starry-eye]

If I slide into her and she starts riding my cock what am I supposed to do then huh ?? Let her fucking use me like that?

[erismourn]

i wish there was a way to convey this in text form but like. the fact that they used a primarily vocal + string track that ends w the darkness (and neomuna, in this case) motif to score the latest cutscene when they did the EXACT SAME THING for the post-credits red war cutscene is making me a little crazy (positive)

[merlinaknight]

Oh believe it, he absolutely did the nazi salute. But not because he's actually a nazi. Just like Trump, he's a troll. And he knows people would be furious if he did so he went ahead and did it. So spread the word over the fact he did it but keep in mind, he did it to piss all of you off. And it's working.

what do you mean elon musk did a nazi salute on live tv at the united states presidential inauguration twice and is now erasing the evidence off the internet by replacing the footage with the crowd cheering instead?

would be a shame if people reblogged this, wouldn’t it?

[nathaniacolver]

i don't think you guys understand the levels of lesbianism in this scene

this 90 caliber electric net is caitlyn's E ability......aka, she's the ONLY champion in league of legends that can use this ability.........thus, the writing decision to have vi, a separate, melee league champion, be the only one in the show that EVER also triggers it (someone informed me that cait does use it during Hellfire), with her bare hands (and against another champion, at that), suggests levels of intimacy and trust that i can't even comprehend

additionally, this isn't the first time caitlyn's given up her gun (aka ALL of her special abilities) for vi, either

oh to have a girlfriend

[outromoony]

I love when fic writers tag their works like:"I have no idea what I’m doing, but here’s 100k of it."

[dreamyluigi]

something something luigi doesn't remember the final events of spm or dimentio at all after he's defeated (but mario remembers everything)

[marblesarelost]

@linotte-melodieuse

vincent price calling christopher lee a bitch asmr