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well. if youre scared of taking on projects people contact you for. just remember that everyone behind raid shadow legends is also getting paid for a project that it is near impossible to be worse than. bigger idiots than you have done it. hope things start paying off for ya soon o7
this is actually really funny and made me feel much better
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What it's like to have a laika:

#meme#join a union#get the bag#get the bread#labour solidarity#sled dog#Indigenous dog#primitive dog#hunting spitz#hunting laika#hauling laika#spitz#independent dog#independent breed#salary negotiation#wage negotiation#free-thinking dog#alt text
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mr "i'm the fittest and healthiest 60 y/o you've ever seen" constantly using the same "i'm old!!" excuse
#it basically translates to 'im lonely and i want company!!!' at this point#ford using this excuse when about to go on a grocery run#'oh no i'm too old to carry all those shopping bags'#'stan two i just saw you dropkick a giant on its nose before doing a backflip just yesterday.'#ford pines#stanford pines#stan using his old man powers to get what he wants via faking a heart attack and getting senior citizen discounts 10 years earlier#ford is using his to go 'keep me company!!!'
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some dudebros: tom hardy must be held at gunpoint to still be doing these sony venom movies
tom hardy: WRITES the movie, PRODUCES the movies, repeatedly states how much venom and eddie means to him, reads all the comics, #1 veddie shipper
#the straights just don't get it smh#venom#venom the last dance#venom 3#tom hardy#a dude that's just âin it for the bagâ would NOT be this involved in the making of a film lemme tell you that#my inner cinephile critiques the films for being objectively bad#but also im having the time of my life so who cares#veddie#symbrock#im gonna miss them so much#i will never forget them#frosthetxt
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king of rizz⢠đĽ



#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel fanart#hazbin hotel alastor#hazbin hotel lucifer#lucifer#alastor#vivziepop#vivziepopfanart#radioapple#appleradio#rizz#Luci bagged BOTH Lilith and Eve?!#I'm sure that short king has some game lol#even tho it's a bit lame lmao#but Alastor isn't used to that#That's what he gets for being too nosy lol
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Everyone loves FNAF music man.. even Michael
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#fnaf fanart#fnaf movie#fnaf vanessa#fnaf vanny#michael afton#dj music man#security breach#fnaf pizzeria simulator#MICHEAL GETS another W in the pizzaplex!!#I love doing these comics where Vanessa shows Michael around#updates him on everything new in Freddyâs#usually itâs changes heâs not really into#BUT THIS ONE HE IS#Finally the unsung hero of MUSIC MAN is here#he got all the clout#Everyone understands what Michael liked about him now đ#Think DJ remembers Michael too he knows#also this is so wild but first time seeing Michaelâs bag dead on PFF#bag reveal â¨
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Greta did nothing wrong
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light "if someone tries to read my diary i will set my drawer on fire" yagami
#like . bro . i dont think he knows what normal people are like .#it just hit me that he is willing to make himself look like a fucking insane person instead of getting caught#hey man maybe . having a bag of gasoline in your wooden desk in your wooden room . might raise ur kira percentage a little bit ..#hes so smug about it like ah yes im a genius .... people are absolutely going to believe me .....#death note#light yagami#finn reads dn#finn rambles#edit : it seems this is my magnum opus . what the freak . it is currently at lije 2.9k notes . what . who are you people .
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There's some dude (derogatory) on FB who is PISSED people are pricing their farm fresh eggs at $2 and $3 a dozen instead of $4+, saying it's "disrespectful" and "undignified" and "I'm trying to feed my kids" like Sir, you are on a Facebook group page bitching about your neighbors egg prices because your pet chickens aren't earning you a living wage and you think it's your neighbors' fault, you do not have a leg to stand on here wrt dignity.
Also half the answers are like "I give them to friends and family free" or "I donate them to food banks" or "I'm making them affordable to folks who might not otherwise be able to get them now that they're so expensive in the store" and "if you think you're going to turn a profit keeping backyard chickens you have been wildly misled" and so on, and so forth, and I'm so living for it.
and I can tell you right now, he did NOT like my answer of "if you're trying to feed your kids, I hear eggs are edible."
#chickens#like buddy you are never going to actually make a profit#and if by some miracle you do#it's going to be VERY SMALL#Considering the money you put into building or buying a coop#plus feed and bedding and equipment (waterers feeders perches etc) costs#egg cartons and enrichment and gas to go get the feed#the cost you (personally) probably put into building the egg stand you mentioned#a 50lbs bag of feed will feed 12 adult chickens for 8 days#12 chickens generally lay 6-12 eggs per day#usually less in the fall and may even stop in winter#a 50lb bag of feed is usually $12-15#and you wasted the first 6 months going eggless until they were old enough to lay#and that doesn't factor in oyster shell or anything else you may need to do for them#like worming or treating for coccidia or anything#and doesn't take into account your time#like asjh;dsfkgdh you really thought you were gonna make a buck doing this???#wank for ts
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I just really need her to know
#I love that they get the opportunity to heal now#and I really think this is smth cait wishes she could do#telling baby vi that one day sheâs going to be loved unconditionally#and protected#and ENOUGH#or in the words of venomwrites:#âi know this seems bad but one day you're gonna bag the baddest bitch who has her own prisonâ#MINE#arcane#vi arcane#caitlyn kiramman#caitvi#piltover's finest#the fucking pain I inflicted myself drawing little vi in her prison outfit#and you!#fuck you in particular#ypu know who you are and what you did
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I like to think that Vulcans who come to understand that Humans just canât try to process emotions the same way as them, itâs just healthiest to let it out in harmless ways, decide that venting and stuff should be taken just as seriously as Vulcanâs meditation time, and will encourage the Humans around them to complain about whatâs upsetting them
People who are used to aloof Vulcans who avoid Humans at all cost running into one comforting a Human
â-and then they said my cheesecake was subpar, and they didnât even bring a dish!!!â
âThe purpose of this event was that every participant brings a food item of sorts, correct?â
âYeah!!â
âAnd they did not follow this rule while insulting dishes that were brought?â
âMostly just my dish but yeah >:(â
âHow illogicalâ
âThatâs what Iâm saying!!!â
#star trek#Vulcans#Humans#not based on a specific thing#but I used to know this annoying couple that were âfamily friendsâ#who would show up to potluck dinners and the like and would either bring nothing or bring something really just. out of left field?#like a bag of frozen chicken to a bbq#and then proceed to make sure they are first even if it was stated to let kids go first#would take HUGE amounts before anyone else got a chance to get a plate#and then make off with the leftovers again even if they were already claimed for#and it wasnât a food insecurity thing trust me I would never speak bad about a person getting food if that was even a remote chance#the adults who raised us knew them really well and weâd been to their house a ton of times#they were just dicks#and yeah. theyâd occasionally insult the food. while eating the MAJORITY of it.#it was so weird at their home they would go out of their way to get the healthiest options possible#you know the really bland tasteless expensive stuff that apparently was healthier#but then if they were visiting our house they would. eat all our unhealthy snacks.#that always pissed me off so much as a kid because we actually had a food insecurity thing going on#and also a variety of other reasons that are a bit too depressing to bring up on this post#but anyways weâd hardly ever get to have nice snacks#and this couple would just take them all??? even after weâd tell them repeatedly that it was ours and those snacks werenât gonna be#replaced#hated that couple#if youâre wondering why they were âfamily friendsâ itâs because the couple who raised us#(it feels weird to type it out like that but apparently legal guardians doesnât fit since they never finished petitioning đ)#liked having them around because it made them look like âsuch great Christianâsâ being nice to the people#that no one else wanted to be friends with#I always thought that was a really weird and fucked up reason to be friends with someone#this got long sorry đ
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god i wish i wouldn't have to explain the intricacies of the neopets economy to you guys to give the full context for this but. the new neopets team that took over from jumpstart pledged that they were going to curb the inflation of rare items, which is great because a lot of rare items are worth literally hundreds of millions of neopoints, they are unbuyable unless you've been playing actively for 20 years. they did this earlier with a site festival that included random loot boxes, some of which had Unbelievably Fucking Rare And Precious items worth 200 million neopoints apiece.
well.
today they have gone a step further. by releasing this year's trick-or-treat bags. and having the trick-or-treat bags be stuffed to the brim with unbelievably fucking rare stamps, weapons, paint brushes, defense magic, and other unbuyables. (all prohibitively expensive and in-high-demand types of items.)
jellyneo, the premier neopets website, has recorded prices of some items plummeting from 2,000,000 neopoints to 4,000 neopoints IN THE LAST THREE HOURS. this is when most people haven't even heard about the event or OPENED THEIR BAGS YET.
and of course. cherry on top. 20-year-old account holders are crytyping on the site events neoboard about how mean and cruel it is to make rare stamps part of the prize pool, because their entire identity hinges on being part of the neopian bourgeoisie, and they are having MELTDOWNS over their assets being devalued until they're part of the lowly proletariat.
this is a children's game for children btw.
none of the money is real.
i'm having such a good time.
#i paused in opening my bags to write this bc the site's getting so much traffic that it's taking 3 minutes to refresh one page#i've pulled a paint brush a stamp that used to be worth 2 mil (it's not now) and another stamp that's always been cheap.#i have 4 more bags to open still.#i Love It Here.#neopets
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get MOLTED, idiot
#genshin impact#venti#jean gunnhildr#zilly art#could he just use the wind to help? probably yeah#is he smart enough to do this? absolutely not#he either always got dvalin to lick it better. or liyue's water system get clogged#venti tries rubbing himself all over morax like a cat trying to get burs off but that rarely works#rip diluc's place would also be covered in feathers and a whiny archon#venti excuses himself to the bathroom mid-performance at angel share and promptly tells diluc he's got a mess to clean up in there#goes back to singing and drinking#diluc frantically stuffing feathers in a bag#he and jean ponder if they could make pillows with the down? sorry the pillows curse your dream with The Edlritch Horrors
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I love when Gotham treats the bats as respected heroes solidly in the moral good most of the time
And then the entire rest of the world views them as unhinged dubiously moral vigilantes barely held back by the superhero community that trusts them for some inexplicable reason
And they donât present themselves any differently Gotham just has such a skewed sense of good and normal that the bats seem pretty sane and reasonable
#the rest of the world canât understand the gothamite belief because they refuse to get near that cursed brutalist hellscape of a city#and I do include all of the bats btw Gotham is not opposed to knocking heads (into a duffel bag) when necessary#batfamily#batfam#batfam headcanons#batman#bruce wayne#barbara gordon#dick grayson#jason todd#Cassandra Cain#stephanie brown#Tim drake#duke thomas#damian wayne#I know I said all of the bats and I meant it but Iâm typing out all thirty six of their names so just imagine theyâre here#like how we imagine their coping skills and healthy communication
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D3: Alternate Universe - SONIC BOOM

#EGGSANDROCKS#stobotnik week 2025#eggs and rocks#stobotnik#agent stone#stone#ivo robotnik#doctor robotnik#robotnik#dr robotnik#I think in the boom world instead of a government agent Stone is probably some random engineer/gymrat/whatever guy#living a terribly mundane life bored out of his mind when he one day packs his bags and end up in the freaking jungle#where he sees Robotnik and gets starry eyed#Eventually he manages to sneak his way into Robotnik's lair and becomes his footrest.#And also works on his robots secretly without being allowed outside (My prisoner. My loyal captive â¤ď¸â¤ď¸â¤ď¸#sonic movie universe#sonic movie 3#sonic boom
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Vanny regrets living at the FNAF pizzaplex even more now..
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#fnaf vanessa#fnaf vanny#mike schmidt#security breach#fnaf movie#fnaf fanart#YALL ever think about that Vanessa just lives in the pizzaplex#like she literally has her own room with a camping bag and a laptop#trash on the ground and her name on the wall#Vanessa lives in squalor#sheâs definitely embarrassed to share her âhomeâ with Mike#like Mike isnât judgmental just.. worried concerned for her BAHA#HES ALSO poor so he gets it but at the very least he still has a house#maybe Vanessa can bunk with him and Abby until she finds an apartment or something pff#MORE Vanny and Mike!! promise didnât forget this duo đŠľđ
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