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philsdrivinglicence · 2 months

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Thinking about how we know dan and phil (or at least phil) are considerate of their neighbors while filming in hotels. But in this last video dan was full on YELLING and phil said nothing. Meaning they are confident that they are far enough away from other people they can act out of pocket and not get yelled at.

Life isn't fair I wanna win at capitalism by accidentally creating an entertainment empire with my barely legally twink bf and then blow ££££ on extravagant holidays but Phil Lester got there first.

#people don't want you to know this one crazy trick #be weird and kinda off putting for most off your life and then find that one exact person who matches your freak abysmally #profit #dnp #phan #dan and phil #said with love #they deserve it all #watching them go from normal dudes with rent to pay #to normal dudes who can clearly comfortably afford their london lifestyle and some luxuries #to oohhh shiitttt #they guys have got money money #like they probs have an accountant who takes care of investments so they can have pssive income cause thats jist what rich people do #kinda money #like probably never have to work again if they don't want to kinda momey #like do a “world” tour and make a loss but just take the hit and keep going like normal kinda momey #coooooooollll #cool cool cool

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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses · 2 years

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i think it would be funny if people occasionally arose from the dead. like if that was a real-life one-in-a-million but well-documented Thing That Sometimes Happens, and the entire legal system around death (laws on inheritance & marriage & murder etc) had to include caveats for the unlikely-but-scientifically-possible event that the dead person in question might spontaneously self-resurrect, even years or decades after death. it would raise so many inconvenient and absurd possibilities

#imagine the legal system in that timeline #property laws and inheritance laws and bigamy laws--what happens if your spouse resurrects 10 years after they die?#think how AWKWARD that would be #what happens if you inherit from someone who comes back do you have to give the inheritance back? what if u used it to buy stuff?#does the jetski u bought with the money your grandpa left u 15 years ago in college now belong to grandpa?#or is there a statute of limitations?#if the guy you got convicted of murdering returns from the dead does your conviction get changed from murder to grievous harm?#how is the grievousness of the harm measured? in the number of years the guy spent as a corpse?#what if you spend 20 years in prison and the victim comes back to life and it turns out grievous harm would have landed you only 5ish years #do you get reimbursed for the extra 15 years u spent in prison?#what is the legal process for proving you have come back to life?#what are the minimum legal requirements for establishing a revenant's identity?#does it become regulation to make fingerprint/dental records of every single person who dies just on the off chance one of them comes back?#what happens if it's someone from like 300 years ago?#the world has changed and everyone they know is dead. is there a social services department that can help with that?#there would be a whole branch of counseling services for people who have reanimated or had a loved one reanimate #grief 2.0 counselors

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sunny-aster · 2 months

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They're such wildly different examples of what an emotionally tired person looks like

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shirecorn · 14 days

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Tumblr keeps popping up to sell me ad free dashboard. But what it doesn't understand is that me and the ads have a sort of symbiosis at this point.

The guys from the fake gameplay trailers for a predatory mobile app are my blorbos

#the kings return to do WHAT?#oh my god they put him in a situation #last year he was solving fake puzzles and this year he is shooting hordes of zombies while trying to chokse #which gate that looks like all the other gates in all the other shooting hordes of zombies games #ooh whats my little phoenix wright up to?#begging to be drooled on by a giant cyclops with gianter boobs?#hell yeah you go little pheonix knight #endure or divorce! what will she pick! blond bimbo and boo monstersinc freeze to death in the cold water #my heart will go on #after their nasty dad ate all the food! the tragedy #oh heres another trailer with that same nasty dad! hes snorkling? where is my daccoon eyed woman WHAT THE FUC #SOMEONE POURED (POOP?) INTO HIS SNORKLE THATS SO TERRIBLE #theyre running away wherre is the bimbo oh its all frozen #everythign froze so fast and now nasty dad is in a winter coat and also changed his entire physique #now hes gathering logs now hes buikding a settlement #damn guess we know what happened after the divorce!#and thats how you know the winter log game is by the same company as (one of many) repair the house game #thry got nasty dad model #and he is GOING places #if yiu ever hear 'i finally found a game that is exactly what they show in the ads!' no you didnt #i would love to play the fat guy fighting a horse for the last drop of water #hes like me fr #but hes too busy building underground rooms with the hot chick who may or may not die #SPEAKING OF HOT CHICKS i love that game where you romance a level 10 babe #not a crook or informant thats her whole job description #level 10 babe #she cqn be romanced by picking her off the ground or by showing her money (which you dont have)#but the other guy does!#i wonder what halpens to her #oh good shes upgraded to mafia wife! good for her and she has some buns in the oven too she must be so happOH NO

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beeduoo · 5 months

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wonderful

#there is a ranboo that goes withthis but i didn't like how he was looking imma restart from scratch tmrw😭😭#ctubbo #michael beloved #ctubbo fanart #Guys you have no idea what i went through today like it wa fucking crazy i need to share this #so i went to the mall after school right and im going home at like 8 on the train with my friend bc i was supposed to be picked up ay her #stop right but then im told to just go to my stop and take the bus and im like ok sure but the problem is my phone is on SEVEN PERCENT and w #hen i get to the stop my moms like u have money for the bus right and im like ueah and i check and i have NO MONEY #BUT I DIDNT TELL HER ANUTHING BC I DIDNT WANT HER TI GET MAD BC I KNEW SHE WOUDKNT WANT ME TO WALK ALL THE WAY HOME AT NIGHT (FOURTY BLOCKS #So im like ok im getting on the bus now my phone is on four percent i have to WALK HOME allll that way and there's this crazy ass upward hi #ll that's like ten blocks long ITS NOT EVEN THAT BAD but like my mom thinks im on the bus so im trying to speed walk as fast as i can and i #RAWDOGGED it too because MU PHONE WAS GOING TO IDE!!!!#I made it home at two percent U guys i was so proud of myself thank u for listening #IM SO MAD IT WOUKDVE BEEN OKAY IF I WASNT IN A RUSH And also if i had music uggghhh Whatever #I bought this really cute skirt at garage hold on let me find it #lexi pleated skort color Navy blue ITS SOOOO CUTE got some new leg warmers too yesss....#I NEED TO DOWNLOAD THE TRANSIT APP i woukdve been able to attach my apple pay and buy the stupid ticket if my phonewasnnt #too dead to do al that...#Guys always make sure u carry cash with yiu goodbye

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guysonroblox · 4 months

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genuinely i think roblox becoming a source of monetary gain was a mistake, the whole front page is pretty much exclusively ai generated clickbait slop whose only purpose is to get you to spend as much as they can. like it was a cool idea at first for actual creators to be rewarded for what they do for the community and game as a whole but its been ruined by the people who make nothing games full of predatory purchase pushing and millions of microtransactions and i think the spirit of the game thats supposed to be about creating together and having fun with pals has been lost

#SB #yeah i dont really have anything to add this guy gets it #the game was so cool. ive still got a lot of love in me for what the game used to be #and it sucks to see people just wringing it out for money. that's not what roblox is about i think.#so yes im an insane hater. but im hating with purpose im looking for the joy and beauty of the old roblox #and not finding it so often.#pursuit of money leads to the destruction of what could've been great.#what was great.

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ganondoodle · 4 months

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1 year since i got scammed by nintedno leaving me forever yearning for a game we will never get and an extreme worry for the future

#ganondoodles talks #zelda #dont think they will learn anything #i know its pessimistic but like #as if the critics were in any way as loud or popular as those worshipping it #i feel so bad for having contributed twice to its sales and earnings #i bought it normally (later sold that to a coworker) and the collectors #which i sold but i only got back the money a normal new one would have cost #and it was also only bc i was buying sth else and it was literally in prime condition #like he said it wouldnt matter bc he cant give me more but then even he said holy shit thats literlly like unopened lol #i mean ... most of it was never opnened xD just took the game out once and put it back once thats it #i feel extra scammed bc it was the first and only collectors edition i ever owned #and i dont think i will ever buy one again #and might regret that #i still wish i had known how much i liked botw to get its special one ... but i didnt have the money back then either way #but id rather miss out on that than spend so much money on sth i will forever regret having spend money on #and i worry for the future bc the “story is the least important part” guy and “lol you can only like the old games bc nostalgia” guy-#-being in charge of the franchise arent giving me much hope for anything better #especially after totks success

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senselessalchemist · 7 months

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Bow problems (+ other nonsense)

#saroart #dead cells #the beheaded #the collector #they just wanted a nice bow #the collector can do a lot of stuff but i don't think he's good at bows #i was drawing a lot of antagonistic beheaded/collector content so i wanted to do some more cute junk #okay a lot is an exaggeration. still #need some guys being buds content sometimes #weird monster guys doing domestic shit is my favorite genre #i got a bonus at holiday time and im tempted to buy a tablet i can use portably #esp because holy fuck i don't know how to draw anymore #but also i just spent stupid money on tickets to live podcasts so i probably shouldn't #unrelated im very upset today because fucking UPS didn't ring my goddamn doorbell and so “”missed me“” and couldnt deliver my specialty meds #why must i get my meds through ups #because the us is a hellscape and i am beholden to my health insurance company #ups who has literally never managed to get a package to this apartment #tbh im stressed as fuck about having to go through this every goddamn month

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felsicveins · 8 months

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Okay so what if I have 2 or 3 ex husbands for John Dory .....

#trolls #trolls 3 #trolls band together #the ex husband that filed a death certificate is a rock troll. maybe they toured together cause jd wanted to play music again #it got messy there was money issues.. etc etc #maybe ill write some ideas about that at some point #i made lilith create a cowboy guy for jd too and i have some art for them that ill post soon

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suntails · 2 months

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FINALLY got a better job!!!! somehow i will now work in IT. i do not have IT experience but goddammit i have the desire to earn a beautiful paycheck

#hush catríona #my current job is an office worker in a store and im moving up to corporate. i applied just to shoot my shot i didnt think itd work #genuinely convinced i got it thru being an internal hire and thru my overwhelming raw charisma. i interview well i never prepare #saw the corp office today and its cyute its uptown. the commute will be a hike but idc its temporary and its not horrific #they offered me the max of the role too. SOMEHOW. i will finally make 50k again. thank GOD im currently losing money every month #i still have something else ive been trying that may work out thatd be better but we shall see. i have this at the very least. im okay agai #sry ik u guys didnt ask but this has been killing me for 7 months i NEEDED to share

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okaydiscount · 3 months

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emesis blu pyro as colour palette doodles :D

#I rreeeeaaally wanna cosplay as this guy sooo bad it would be so cool but i dont have the money or patience to make one >:(#i got these all from color-palettes btw #tf2 #tf2 emesis blue #discounts art

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balmungkriemhild · 1 month

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i haven't drawn touhou fanart in a hot minute, have I? Have this Purikura-Style Yuyuko

(consider reblogging & donating to my Ko-fi, thank you!)

#touhou #touhou project #yuyuko saigyouji #西行寺幽々子 #東方Project #Vio's Art Tag #Hey guys guess who just got fired from their 'new' job after four weeks (one of which i was recovering from covid)#in retrospect a job that has new hires every week probably sucks lol #anyhow sorry for my lack of art been a busy ass month #con next week too im pretty darn excited #although i have NO money so im gonna do comms soon ehehehehe #but yeah i'll try to get back into the art groove but for now i gotta EAT so BYE!!!!!!!!

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moeblob · 6 months

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I am really tired of a situation rn.

#fe three houses #felix hugo fraldarius #me using felix on my angy days because he is my angersona? you bet!#anyway if you want to try to get someones money or something bc you hurt your own car banging into mine #can you try to be a bit more timely with it buddy come on you hit me on feb29 !#why am i getting your insurance company calling me today !#also i would like to point out i didnt do it and neither of us were hurt and i filed a claim with my own insurance comp #and also filed a police report bc he didnt even suggest calling the cops to the scene #so like yeah hey man maybe you and your insurance company can move a lil faster or smth #literally everything that happened the day of is - according to my dad - an intimidation tactic #i look like im 15 and he probably thinks he can take advantage of a new driver but ya know! tough luck!#im just really tired and stressed over multiple things not negative so getting this on top of it was like #bro .................... anyway my phone didnt pick up for some reason so i called back and then nothing got resolved #cause the person who actually called me wasnt around to connect the line to from the guy who answered #idk man just its a lot despite my v minimal energy #got a job interview on monday tho ! and then also next week is an eye exam #and you might be thinking isnt that a good thing to get your eyes checked? you are correct but i am horrified #there are two body parts that give me absolute anxiety and eyes are one of them #and i know my eye sight is declining and im just v anxious #its fine im going to be fine i just have to be anxious about it

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koheletgirl · 2 months

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every time we need a handiman we pay him out of pocket and then our landlord pays us back, and every time he asks our landlord for more money than he takes from us so the difference goes to us. and he's such a terrible dude i don't like him at all but i do admire his commitment to stealing from rich people

#real robin hood act like what an insane thing to do #anyway i paid 700 shekels today and got back 800 #what is this guys deal #who cares i have money #🤎

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twilight-deviant · 5 months

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Telling content creators it's wrong to explore artistic freedom and be independently funded by fans, and they should instead continue taking advertisement revenue from google* is

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the anti-capitalism stance actually.

*(Yes, google owns youtube.)

#Watcher #This post is specifically and exclusively about the people who seem to have the capitalism bit wrong #It's almost fascinating how no one is hearing themselves speak #I feel like some of you don't understand WHY we support small businesses and are anti-monopoly #I've seen multiple posts saying “Shane is so anti-capitalism there's no way this was his idea.”#So... you think it's pro-capitalism to start your own business instead of relying on pennies from the exploitative mega-corporation?#Guys... we support small businesses KNOWING it will cost the consumer more #Stop thinking you're entitled to someone's product #That's what got us in this mess #I understand $6 is a lot for many many people but that is what makes certain things a luxury #Nothing used to be this way #Nothing used to be “free” so you can be monitored for your viewing habits and sold to advertisers #If you see a little guy trying to leave youtube/google and you paint them as the capitalist??? You. have. taken. a. wrong. turn.#I don't know how many more ways I can say it #It is better to support someone (if you can) than to pressure them into taking money from the trillion-dollar corporation #so that you can have what they put all their blood/sweat/tears into for free #If you want something badly enough you're going to have to pay for it #Them's the breaks #If you don't want it that badly then maybe it didn't mean enough to you personally #Thinking otherwise is how corporations like youtube take over and squeeze out small competitors #btw on monopolies: having almost every single video content creator (outside of tiktoks and video game streams) on youtube is BAD #You understand that's bad yes?#How tf are we going to diversify unless SOME CREATORS leave youtube???#It's almost the responsibility of larger creators to do so #Ironically what I said is backwards #In its ideal state‚ capitalism is supposed to inspire innovation and new business‚ giving every person a chance to succeed #But I think we all know that's not the reality we're experiencing #I just went with what everyone means when they say it

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hwashitape · 2 months

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Your thoughts turn to the pain you've inflicted. You shiver.

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