#they found it funny btw

[california-112]

I'm joining in with Christmas things today because everyone in my house except me celebrates it, so I thought why not. I get to wear my Christmas Hawaiian shirt and share the nice food. Win win.

However, the others asked me to decorate their Christmas cake yesterday, as a surprise for them today and also favour because they had other things to do. What did they want on it, I asked. Something Christmas themed? Something generically wintery? Something jokey?

Anything, they said.

What, anything anything?

Whatever, I don't care, it's Christmas Eve and there's lots to do so whatever it is please just do it quickly.

Ok. In that case, you get what you're given.

What they've been given:

[Image ID: A top view of a white-iced round cake on a platter. Extra icing shapes have been added: alternately four- and five-pointed stars in a ring around the outside; a small 3D dog; an 8-pointed New Year star; and the largest addition is half a UFO to look like it's coming out of the cake with an icing tractor beam.]

Merry X-Files-Mas everyone :)

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[soadscrawl]

i feel very strongly about keiths music taste.

[lelelego]

it's always sunny in new vegas

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[image ID: 4 images, fallout new vegas redraws of episode stills from the tv series "it's always sunny in philadelphia". all dialogue is in the form of captions typical of tv shows, with a white font on a black subtitle box.

eli, lelelego's courier, and rose of sharon cassidy (cass) are standing in a dirty public bathroom. cass is lighting a very short cigarette. eli is standing a few paces away, looking weirded out. cass says "so, uh, you're gay, huh?

cass, standing in front of a cubicle. she's still lighting the cigarette. she asks, "for pay or for free?"

eli, looking to the side like he's confused by the question, says "uh, for free, I guess."

cass, now putting the cigarette to her mouth, smiles and says, "chump." /end ID]

also, the pics were from alwaysshoutyinphiladelphia :>

[charmac]

[kalashnikovlobotomy]

guy who only draws three kinds of russias: there are three kinds of russias

[aprito]

sos month day 10: rivalry

let's be real, the pool of other people fighting for sakura's (romantic) attention is not that big. in fact, it's just those three. and they're very insistent on making their distaste for the latest member of the pool known!!

bonus

[lesbicosmos]

guys i got this screenshot while editing and I think you all deserve to see it

who knew the confession scene had such meme potential

[teal-gerard]

mikey talking about the time he drunk bought a tarantula x

[inkskinned]

so one time i got bit by a brown recluse which is one of the only types of spider in my area that's actually dangerous and at first i didn't know what had happened to me, only that it was nasty. the swelling wasn't going down and the wound started to get ugly. i don't want to like get into the details because that's gross but it got to the point 2 weeks later that i was worried enough to go to the doctor, which i hate doing.

i am not afraid of spiders but other people are so i'd been covering it with this big ole square bandage (i needed more landscape coverage than a simple bandaid) and sat in the university medical waiting room, kicking my heels and playing BOTW. the nurse who admitted me was like, oh, we have got to get Tom to cover this one. she wrote spider bite under my ticket.

i waited in the near-empty building for like an hour and then nurse tom shows up in spiderman scrubs, out of breath. "sorry," he says, "i saw - your slip - and I had," he heaves in a breath, "to run home and. get. these scrubs. i literally. ran. felt like a job. for. spiderman."

i laugh. he puts his hands on his knees, thumbs-ups at me. fishes a pamphlet out from under his clipboard that basically says spiders can be scary but you don't need to be scared, there's very few dangerous spiders in new england. "honestly," he wheezes, "we probably don't need to get you into an exam room. just..." he waves his hand at the pamphlet, "read that."

i look down at my arm. then back at him in his scrubs. and then down at my arm. i like that he made an effort to make a joke, but now it does not feel like a good joke, because they are mistaking my calm for a lack of injury. "can i. like. at least show you the bite?"

he gives me kind of a weird look, which is fair, but then says. "if. i mean, if you have to."

i peel the bandage off. his face goes green.

"oh," he says.

"yeah, man."

"a... spider bit you?" his voice is high and tight and trembling. he backs up a few steps.

"i think a brown recluse," i offer. "i know it's nasty, sorry."

"excuse me for a moment." he looks over to the administering nurse on the other side of the small room. "i need to find someone else to take care of you."

the administering nurse smiles over to us with a degree of pleasure that is almost salivating. for a moment, like a window opening, i am briefly aware of what must be a psychic message floating amongst the in-between. her jaguar teeth all say this is like a party for me and i know exactly what i'm doing.

"oh no, tom," she says, grinning. "i gave her to you specifically."

[fl00mie]

Can you please draw swap sans pranking Papyrus with some incorrect quotes?

Swap sans: WHAT’S YOUR TYPE

Swap Papyrus: Anything, honestly, but nerds especially

Swap sans, desperately, as Swap Papyrus bleeds out: YOUR BLOOD TYPE

Swap Papyrus: Oh! B positive.

Swap sans: DONT TRY TO CHEER ME UP JUST TELL ME YOUR BLOOD TYPE

*Swap Papyrus stares at swap sans*

the sillies

[ryssbelle]

Bro didn't even get a chance

Wanted to try my hand at the drawing Otto with your oc trend, but like this little guy is the only one I got so here they are in da void.

I thought this would be a funny bit but realized halfway through it was very similar to one felsicveins already did here but again I was already halfway done so I was like screw it I'm finishing it XD

Otto belongs to @felsicveins

[let-roman-bite-someone]

flashback to when janus first appeared in sanders sides, and people thought that it was impossible for him to tell the truth and that he ONLY speaks in lies, so fanfics made him say shit like "i wouldn't like to know if you're not going to that party last night"

[dootznbootz]

One thing I find funny/interesting is that Odysseus constantly refers to himself as "Telemachus' loving father" (or at least some variant of that depending on the translation) during the Iliad, which is something only he is shown to do compared to his fellow Achaeans. (Maybe the others would have done this themselves but since most of the other kings/commanders either didn't have kids yet or they had more than one child so they just didn't want to show favoritism, as Odysseus only has one.)

I think we all can agree that it's just him being his weird self and loving his baby boy so much. He doesn't even know if he made it past infancy but he knows he's proud of Telemachus and that he loves him.

In the ODYSSEY, however, he never refers to himself as that. It's always "Son of Laertes". I don't think he stops because he's "not proud of his son anymore." I think it's because he's no longer among friends/fellow kings. He's now dealing with monsters and immortals.

I love this quirk he has as it's so endearing but I'm also SO thankful that he didn't tell Polyphemus about Telemachus. I know it probably doesn't mean much as he still is saying who he is but in a way he's protecting his son from possible enemies.

I guess it means Odysseus doesn't mind if Laertes has to deal with a cyclops but whatever

[viviansfaefriend]

‘ceaseless watcher, turn your gaze upon this 𝓯 𝓻 𝓮 𝓪 𝓴 𝔂 thing’

[tiredspacedragon]

Maybe I'm just looking in the wrong places, but there are surprisingly few official images of any of the Turaga of Mata Nui accompanied by both their right and left-hand Matoran. These are the only ones I've been able to find so far:

All collected from MNOG, the Bohrok Animations, and MNOG II respectively.

And most of them bother me, because in 3 out of 5 cases, the Matoran are standing on the wrong sides.