#and i found it unreasonably funny

[tiredspacedragon]

Maybe I'm just looking in the wrong places, but there are surprisingly few official images of any of the Turaga of Mata Nui accompanied by both their right and left-hand Matoran. These are the only ones I've been able to find so far:

All collected from MNOG, the Bohrok Animations, and MNOG II respectively.

And most of them bother me, because in 3 out of 5 cases, the Matoran are standing on the wrong sides.

[psybrepunk]

I found this text image and I just. I had a vision

[kogo-dogo]

Kain's lieutenants have always been hilarious to me because not all of them are created equal. Turel is telekinetic, Rahab is a literal shark monster. Even Melchiah can warp through walls.

Then you got Zephon who is like, "Girl, I can climb walls but only some of them."

[bismythical]

Ma...

[florshedworf]

when a post of mine is over 500 words long i genuinely cannot stand leaving it up apologies 😔

[ace-fandom-dumbass]

Adventures Of My Theatre Kid Garbage Brain; Spanish Class Edition

So I currently have a Spanish class for gen-ed requirements, and on the way to class/while waiting for class to start I was listening to music, as you do, and a bit before class started America from West Side Story played, not particularly notable, I was just playing my Spotify liked songs on shuffle, and several other songs played after it, whatever

Except the text we're currently working with in class is a poem called Nuyorican Tales, so class started and within minutes America popped into my mind because of some line or something that was said, I don't remember what specifically and ended up stuck in my head the rest of the discussion. So constant battle of "I think I'll go back to San Juan, I know a boa-hey, focus, pay attention to class. ......Puerto Rico, you lovely islan-dammit!" Because as my title says, I'm a theatre kid and my brain is a piece of shit that won't let me actually focus

So while that's going on in my head, my professor changes the tab she has pulled up on the screen, and what does she pull up?

https://youtu.be/hoQEddtFN3Q?si=QP4X8XXP5VSjRthM

(Side tangent I don't know why i never got around to watching the 2021 WSS. I watched the original shortly before the 2021 one came out to prepare and then never got around to seeing when it did come out, and I really need to watch it, their choreo is cool!)

Yeah so I burst out laughing, loud, in the middle of class and then just had to be like "sorry, sorry, that song has been stuck in my head for like the past ten minutes sorry" while trying to stifle my laughs because that's disrupting the class dangit!

This has been adventures of my theatre kid garbage brain, we'll see what stupid thing it does to torment me next time

[lusalemaart]

[dribs-and-drabbles]

5. turn the sound volume up

[kristiliqua]

i have been constantly thinking about the damn taz au recently im so ill man

i want to talk about it . so bad . like aaaaaaaa i have some specific bits that i really love but dont wanna spoil at all but RHRHRRRRHHGH FUCK !!!!! i just .,, taz!tallulah . thats it . thats all im saying . i love her :(

also i originally made scott smajor be leon the gachapon guy , but i am now making him be badboyhalo . because Fuck scott smajor ^_^ i am not having a weirdo like him in my au lmao (also bbh is just perf for leon)

also man oh man half the fun for this au for me is simply coming up with chapter titles . ive made it a thing where they have to be srs and rhyme with another bit (thatll go in the ch summary) and boyyy oh boy r they fun to hatch out :D i’ll give u all one just for fun — one that easily comes to mind is “trust or forsake, which will you take? (an eye, an ability, or a life at stake?)” :3 yippee (there are so many chapter titles on god . its a miracle that i actually enjoy coming up with them or else i’d be fucked LMFAO)

also taz!missa is a thing now too . a minor character , but he’s there . bc i said so :)) (taz!deathduo is real btw ur welcome)

man can you tell i really just wanna ramble and gush abt this au . bc i really just wanna ramble and gush abt this au ,,, i love it like it is my baby and i will cherish it forever

frowny face . i want to post Something for this au on ao3 already (i have so many snippets just written bc ,,, i had to let out the energy somehow) but i also dont wanna spoil shit before the actual fic so ????? i guess i’ll suffer . and or just rant abt it on here , el em ay oh

i havent even fully written anything thats for sure gonna be in the main fic (well maybe thats a lie . i have so many snippets that im sure one of them will be usable at some point) . i wrote chapter one (and two ?) a While back , but im def not using that lmfao

jusssst . sigh . i love this au sm and im So sorry to my qsmp followers who followed me for qsmp fanarts and ended up getting a ramble abt some au u dont know or care abt LMAOOO — just ignore this , smile .? or join/spectate my brainrot as i slowly lose my mind , idk

,, also . have i ever said that i made fantasy costco be ‘fantasy tescos’ instead ? bc i did , since in my eyes tescos is just the british version of costco ,,, even though i dont Really know what tescos is , or if its at all similar to costco (im american pls forgive me) but they sound similar so idc (,,, i havent even gone to costco either , actually . im just balling it out here fr)

oh yeah i was thinking abt making a pogtopia wilbur slash vilbur arc thing for taz!wilbur in a particularly long arc in the story (cough cough stolen century cough cough) too ,,,,, so that might be a thing . idk . maybe bro kinda loses it in those hundred years , bc fucking hell how r these mfs still sane after that /hj (its like he becomes apathetic as he sees all of it as meaningless and futile . bc these ppl and this world is gonna die anyway , so what purpose do morals or any kind of care serve ? theyll be gone in a year anyway , it rlly doesnt matter what happens to them before then [later , he Does snap out of it . maybe after a more emotional death hmm who knows] . plus paranoia with the whole impending doom thing el oh el couldnt be me) . methinks i’ll maybe write smth for this idea (smth that u all might never see lmao) . smiley face :))

anyways fuck it this is the end of this long ahh post . beeye

[jupiter-reimagined]

thinking about how an old friend left our little group because of her crush asking her “why are you hanging out w the suicide squad” and then their relationship went nowhere lmao. love loses <3

[ao3topshipsbracket]

now that it's been five months, can I point out something really funny that I don't think anybody noticed?

so you may remember that round 2 was notorious for the voter fraud that happened in blackbonnet vs stucky. some people (on both sides!) found the whole thing hilarious; some people (again, on both sides!) got really, really unreasonably angry.

the graph looked like this.

now, that's a very sudden and noticeable spike there at the end; this was definitely a coordinated effort and it was definitely to some degree fraud. there's screenshots of a job listing on sproutgigs to prove it. but look at the rest of the graph! that's fairly natural-looking— no enormous spikes, no stopping and starting. there's bumps, of course, because sometimes you get reblogged by someone with lots of followers, and there's upsets, but there aren't cliffs. for the most part, except for that sudden bend at the end, this is pretty normal voter behavior.

people joked about the fraud in this poll for weeks afterwards. "hey, where's the award for most voter fraud?" people said.

well.

the award for most voter fraud does not go to stucky vs blackbonnet. it goes to this absolute fucking nonsense:

like, look at that. look at those long stretches where almost nobody was voting crimeboys. look at the sudden jumps, and look at how suddenly they end. in the earlier sections you can see the little pauses where whoever was frauding took a break to rest their wrists and get a snack.

I don't know what I think the takeaway here is. you could say this is a story about how accusations of voter fraud don't track voter fraud, they track controversy. you could say this is a story about how if you don't have a graph right in front of you, it is significantly harder to identify voter fraud than you think it is. both of those are even true.

but personally, I like to look at it as a post about how if you really try, you can chart human passion. and I think that's beautiful.

[mellowwillowy]

𝐓𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐨𝐛𝐞𝐫 𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟒: 𝐏𝐫𝐞𝐠𝐧𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐲 𝐂𝐫𝐚𝐯𝐢𝐧𝐠

CW: Pregnancy content (GN Reader), MDNI

Your husband had always been protective of you, providing you with endless needs and wants that you didn't really need even when you were still dating.

You thought he couldn't go any further with his love after you got married to him but it changed when he found out you had been eating for two.

Anxiety and fear, he didn't expect to get you pregnant at all. No, he wasn't scared because he wasn't ready to be a father. He was scared because of you. Could your body manage another life when you were already fighting for your own life? If he were to lose you because of this child, he would never forgive himself or the child itself.

Surveillance everywhere, massages for you every morning and night, a scented room that was tailored to your shifting liking, and food personally cooked to be both nutritious and bearable for you to stomach. He knew you were quite the picky eater so he ensured the chef knew he was walking on an eggshell with his dishes.

Yulian started to come home earlier and worked near you instead of holding himself in his study room. The bed was no longer cold and lonely now that he accompanied you to sleep and his pinene scent comforted you more than the aromatic candles he lit for you.

He expected you to have a moment where you might shut him off away from you. He had read that some found the sight of their husbands unpleasing during pregnancy but it fortunately had never happened.

Instead, you got even clingier to him. If you were a koala then he would be a tree branch you won't stop sleeping or holding on. He would be the leaves you were eating, just like your new silly little craving.

"Wh-what?" Yulian stuttered in confusion as he rubbed your round belly.

You looked flustered but your hands were holding him tight in place, one in his pajama collar and the other on his thigh which was dangerously close to his crotch.

"I feel like... having you in my mouth." Your hand inched closer to his crotch to make your point clear, not a kiss but a blowjob. You were craving for a... blowjob...?

Yulian gagged internally, his heart bled from shock and embarrassment. He didn't find your craving funny as there were always people with absurd cravings but he would be lying if he said he wasn't embarrassed to have your mouth wrapped around his cock.

No matter how hard he looked at it, he didn't think he could get an erection from you giving him head in this state. He'd rather get down and eat you up, to be used rather than using. Nonetheless, Yulian knew there was no way he could reason with you, a pregnant woman who was most unlikely to be unreasonable with their cravings most time and a koala who would not let go of the tree branch once it got comfortable.

"Mmh..." His eyes darted from the side to yours, bracing himself before answering you, "alright then, come here."

He urged you to move away for a moment, positioning the pillows to support your back and head while laying you down on it, "Comfortable? Or do you prefer to stay seated?"

You chose to sit up and he moved the pillow to support you better. Now that all sorts of basic preparation was done, his face was burning from embarrassment again.

Again, he wasn't the type to be pleased but if he had to rationalize it, he's just trying to sate your craving and that equals pleasing you. The logic worked so Yulian pulled down his pant, his cock half-hard from your touch earlier inside his boxer.

Your hands cup it and feel it up and down, the heat it emitted flustered you but that only excites you more as you impatiently pull his boxer down. Unsurprisingly, he was already hard from your touch already so it bounced out happily.

The tip was pleasantly red, begging for attention and so you gave it a light kiss. Again, unsurprisingly, it leaked pre-cum and Yulian's grip on the bed headboard tightened.

You smeared your fingers with his pre-cum and lubed his shaft with it, your mouth immediately stuffs what you could suck and your hand works what you couldn't suck. Yulian hissed under his breath, both of his hands now supported by the bed headboard.

Another reason why he didn't like to be given head was because--

"Hngh-"

You felt him ejaculate right into your throat.

Was because your husband could never last long~

He ejaculated fast but his stamina was inhumane so it never bothered you. But that was when it was inside you, not your mouth. If he was embarrassed earlier, now he was dead drunk in shame yet the itch to have you spoil his cock lingered.

Selfishness? Or natural biological reaction? Either way, you were kind enough to give him another ride when you swallowed it all properly and licked his underside this time. You were teasing him and that was all he needed to unravel above you again.

Never doubt his skill in re-framing people for crimes in court but doubt his sex drive. It might have been the lack of sex bruising his cock to cum so early but it was never surprising for you. Because you had not had your share of craving fulfilled, you keep on mouthing it, sucking and licking it like candy, his cock smelled just as good as you imagined in your horny dazed brain.

He might not be the largest but he sure was long and curvy, poking the inside of your throat which had you gagging. Yulian was concerned obviously, but his train of thought was also cut short by how you forced him to be deeper in you.

This went on for at least three minutes until your jaw grew sore, letting his still hard, leaking cock bounce out of your fucked up face. Tears, drool, snot, and cum all over it which made Yulian twitch ironically. He immediately took the tissues for you to wipe your face with.

You laid down and took a breather while Yulian tended to you, his face dusted in pink. Just before he could walk away to throw the tissues, you held him still by his wrist and blinked at him cutely, a hint to him that you wanted more.

You want him deep in you tonight and since it was proven to be good for you, he wasn't against it at all.

[funlovinzara]

Monster trio rejecting you Pt.2

The long awaited part 2! I absolutely loved writing Zoros part🙏

Warnings: angst, a bit of fluff

———-

Luffy

Surprisingly it wasn’t as hard to get over him because you knew he was just a knuckle head like that

On your new adventures you met new people, one specifically caught your eye.

Ace.

Ace was caring, funny, charming and very welcoming to be around. You both shared contacts on a transponder snail and talked 24/7, 365. Everyone knew the bond you had and left it alone, except luffy. He always saw you speaking on the snail but never knew who was on the other side.

The crew made a stop to a new island but everyone was waiting for you, who was talking on the transponder snail in your room.

“Finally a new adventure!! Lets go-!”

“LUFFY! Wait we cant leave without y/n!! This island is larger than anything we’ve ever seen before and ANYONE can get lost anytime!!” Said chopper

Luffy sighed in annoyance and stomped off to your room and busted in

“Y/N!! LETS GO ALREADY!!” He yells with his chest

You jump in fear and quickly whisper to the other side of the snail “i gotta go!” And hung up.

“Who are you always talking to on that thing anyway?”

You sigh in defeat and answer “Ace, i talk to ace.”

“Ace? Huh? Why?”

“Well, I think he’s pretty cool and i like him.”

“I thought you liked me?”

“What?”

“You cant like-like me and like-like Ace? I thought we were just starting to get closer?”

You have a dumbfounded look on your face and you laugh at the misunderstanding. Maybe he understood after all, but i wonder why he would hide it.”

———

Sanji

Of course it was ALOT more difficult to get over him. You were devastated at how unreasonable he was, it was ridiculous.

So you decided to just not respond often when Sanji would speak to you, it was pointless anyway. He was still trying to pick up a conversation even after all that.

Sanji had a really bad dream one night, it was him re-experiencing the events at Sabaody, you werent there during that time but he dreamt that you were.

He woke up inna horrible cold sweat and immediately walked to the front of the ship, he needed some air. However when he walked out to see his crew doing there normal shenanigans, something was off.

He looks over at you to see you chatting, with brook?? How come your more comfortable around brook than him? He was an even bigger pervert than him.

“Y/n, may i see your pant-.�� You swat brook on the side of his arm and slightly yell/giggle “no way brook!”

You clear your throat and begin to say “Thank you brook for helping me get over Sanji though, its really nice to have someone to talk to when no one else is around.” You leaned in and gave brook a deep hug.

“YOHOHOHOHO! Y/n it is a pleasure!! You flatter me, im blushing!! Although i am a skeleton so i cant really blush!! Yohoho!”

He hugs back and swings you around and you both laugh in glee. Sanji saw all of this and he thought, what did he even do wrong.

————

Zoro

In this you ARE included in the Sabaody Arc

It was VERY difficult to get over Zoro especially since he would never talk to you anymore. Nami being the jerk she was partnered you and Zoro together to walk around. She said it was for the “bonding experience”

She kept trying to bring back the spark that you and Zoro had but it will never work anymore.

You heard that day there was going to be an auction so you left to go check it out, you found the auction house and decided to take a seat not paying attention to your surroundings.

“X’cuse me?” Said a man next to you. It startled you and you jump. turning your head to look at him.

“That seat isn’t for you.”

His voice was DEEP.

“Oh- ill move- sorry.” A bear in a seat behind him leans over and says. “Come on boss lets let her stay! Shes really pretty!”

“Bepo-.” “Pleaseee!! Come on you need more allies than foes in this place anyway!”

The man grunts, allowing you to sit down again once more. “Law. Trafalgar D. Law.”

“Y/n L/n.”

“Nice to meet’cha Y/N!”

“You’re a straw-hat aren’t you? Hmh. What a tease your Captain isnt first here.”

You chuckle a bit scared at the power law might consist..

Zoro searches nearly the whole place for you, and finally lands at the auction house, he busts in and frantically looks around. He sees you sitting with a man, he cant see his face but he sure can see yours. And your enjoying yourself, this sets something off in him.

Him being your ex-best-friend and all, Hes only used to seeing him make you laugh, but this. This is so different and weird, why does he care?

[roguelov]

Had a random brainwave

Imagine Morpheus and his human love have a petty argument and she threatens him with a DREAMCATCHER

basically uses it like a cross to a vampire as a joke to stop the argument

Thoughts 👀

And prayers because he might be pissed 😂

“I told you -“

“No, I don’t care -“

“You are being unreasonable -“

“You know what?” You pulled out a small dream catcher from your pocket - a cute charm you found a few days prior. You lifted it up towards him, jokingly and partially curious if anything would happen. “Goodbye, Dream. We are done with this pointless conversation.”

Morpheus’s eyes flickered down to the dream catcher. You couldn’t be serious, could you? He raised an eyebrow, now more so unamused. “And what is this?”

“It’s a -“

“I know what it is, I am inquiring as to why you believed such a thing would work.”

You stuttered out a bit, “Ah, well, it wards off nightmares and such, so wouldn’t it affect you?“

Morpheus’s lips thinned slightly. “No, it doesn’t.”

“Not even a little bit?”

Morpheus calmly walked towards you and your raised hand. He walked until your hand bumped agaisnt his chest, and the dream catcher pressed into his shirt. He cocked his head as if saying ‘see? Nothing’.

You puckered your lips, a little frustrated it had no effect whatsoever. It was a joke of an idea truly, but it had no effect at all? You huffed and dropped your hand from him. “Well that’s stupid,” you grumbled.

“Did you truly think a petty woven net would stop me?” Morpheus asked.

“… I mean … not really but the thought of it was funny enough to try.”

Morpheus stepped in closer. “Perhaps on one of my nightmares, yes it may ward them off. But to me, The King of Nightmares? You will need something far more powerful.”

“… not even a little bit of irritation?” You mumbled curiously.

“Do you believe me to be a vampire of sorts?”

You winced, “Um, no, but -“

Morpheus surprised you, he laughed once through his nose. He shook his head and whispered under his breath, “You and your strange thoughts.”

You huffed. “It was a perfectly logical idea given who you are.”

“Your way of thinking is very limited to the stories around you, there is far much more to the universe.”

“… whatever.”

Morpheus smiled to himself. “It is a trait I adore in you, do not mistake it for anything else.”

You stared into his eyes for a moment, finding the love pouring out of them. You then smiled at him.

“But,” Morpheus added, “if you try such a thing about it may not end well for you.”

You raised an eyebrow. “Really?”

Morpheus’s eyes then twinkled with delight. He leaned down to your ear. “You may find yourself caught in intricate ropes and woven within my grasp if you try again.”

[redflagshipwriter]

Check Yes Chapter 7 part 2

Masterpost

Jason pulled his phone out of his back pocket when they were just a couple minutes away from the planetarium. Danny stopped talking and he shook his head. “No, no, go on,” Jason reassured. “I just need to make sure that Duke didn’t start a fire. What was that about catastrophic depressurization?”

He genuinely paid attention to what Danny was saying and swiped open his message to check that there was no problem. It was weird for Duke to message him so soon after they’d left, so it was worth checking out but probably-

“Ugh.” Jason showed Danny the phone.

Danny’s lips moved when he read. It was, Jason thought, really goddamn cute. “Nosy sibling?’ he asked. His brow scrunched up. “Hiding on your balcony? Aren’t you really high up?”

“Yeah, but you can’t keep Dick out of your place for love or money. It’s not even worth the headache of trying to brother-proof it.” Jason waved his phone a little. “I’m going to tell him to pretend that he doesn’t know Dick is there, and ask him to let us know when Dick is gone.”

“But we promised Duke dinner.” Danny frowned and bobbed a little. Jason absently put a hand on Danny’s ostensibly human head to keep him from lifting up too high. It was adorable as fuck but it was also kind of noticeable. They didn’t need to deflect an attempt to kidnap him and sell him on the metahuman trading market. 

‘That would work, though,’ Jason realized. In the back of his mind he composed a plan that would draw out the operation he knew damn well was operating somewhere in his city. 

He crossed it out in the next instant. Danny was not a Gotham vigilante. He was absolutely not asking his date to play bait in order to draw out human traffickers. That was not second date material.

Fifth date, maybe?

No. Bad. Danny probably had trauma from whatever had killed him. Jason shook the work-thoughts away, unreasonably irritated with himself for acting like fucking Bruce. Not everyone in his life was a tool or ally in the fight against evil. He needed to be gentle with Danny. 

He managed to straighten out his expression before Danny looked back at him with his big doe eyes. Aww. 

“Are you sure this is fine?” Danny broke eye contact. “It’s kinda nerdy and all that. We could do something else like go to an arcade or bowling or-”

“This is fine,” Jason reassured him. ‘But man, we should hit the arcade next time. What are your thoughts on phasing your arm into the crane game?”

“I have no scruples,” Danny said cheerfully. He latched onto Jason’s arm and Jason’s brain shut off. “Fuck the man.”

“Ahuh.” His voice came out hoarse. He didn’t look down. He couldn’t look down.

“I would steal,” Danny continued contemplatively. “I would go full Catwoman, I think.”

Jason closed his eyes and tried to find a convenient well of inner strength. He didn’t find one. He instead found his best guess as to what Danny would look like with cat ears on. Motherfucker. He picked up the pace as best as he could without shaking off the oddly cool weight attached to his arm. He desperately searched for something neutral to say. “The whip too?”

That wasn’t it. That was not the neutral topic change he wanted.

“I think I could rock that.” Danny sounded confident about it, too. “On account of how slinky and sexy I am.”

“I would say more cute,” Jason corrected.

Danny’s expression went a little flat and his grip on Jason’s arm tightened enough to convey danger. “Cute,” he echoed. “I’m so strong it’s not even funny, buddy. I am not cute. I am a perfect specimen of masculine athleticism.”

“You’re adorable, even,” Jason said, because starting a fight was much better than risking where the hell that conversation had been going. 

“Spoken like a man who wants a piggyback ride to the planetarium.” Danny let go of his arm for a millisecond and adjusted his footing for more stability. Jason reacted to sensed danger and darted away, across the sidewalk, before Danny could grab him.

He took an instant to picture that scenario. He extrapolated how he would feel if Danny picked him up and carried him up the eight flights of stairs to the planetarium, and exactly how many T-shirts Barbie would have the camera stills printed onto.

‘At least 5 shirts. Her, Steph, Cass, Timbo, Dickhead. Duke may or may not support me.’

Jason booked it, sprinting at top speed. He heard Danny shout “Oi! Come back here and take your piggyback ride like a real man!”

“No thank you!” he yelled over his shoulder with a laugh. He dodged a crowd of pedestrians and vaulted over a toddler on the sidewalk. Danny shrieked in delighted outrage at the sight. 

[qwesty-030]

@drewpppsworld

this goes out to the asp tumblr fanbase... i think we could've been really good classmates... we would've made such interesting points in discussions together...