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[mellowwillowy]

Thank the lord I FUCKING PUT IT OUT BEFORE I CALLED FOR SOMEONE CUZ THEY OPENED ALL THE FUCKING SHELVES

Ah yes, the life and death scenario.

A lizard that sneaked into the bedroom, sprayed to death. But that bitch is a snitch and sneaked into the cabinet.

The fucking sex haven cabinet.

Now how the fuck am I supposed to retrieve the shits in it before i asked someone to shoo it 🤝🏻

[mellowwillowy]

Update: I got them all out. Huzzah.

Ah yes, the life and death scenario.

A lizard that sneaked into the bedroom, sprayed to death. But that bitch is a snitch and sneaked into the cabinet.

The fucking sex haven cabinet.

Now how the fuck am I supposed to retrieve the shits in it before i asked someone to shoo it 🤝🏻

[mellowwillowy]

Ah yes, the life and death scenario.

A lizard that sneaked into the bedroom, sprayed to death. But that bitch is a snitch and sneaked into the cabinet.

The fucking sex haven cabinet.

Now how the fuck am I supposed to retrieve the shits in it before i asked someone to shoo it 🤝🏻

[mellowwillowy]

I hate that he starts to lose his boyish features as the story progresses like… he’s so sharp in the first few chapters TwT

update: HE STARTS TO LOOK MORE GENERIC LIKE ITS THE CLASSIC ART STYLE NOOO

[mellowwillowy]

HAHAHHAHA MY FAVORITE TROPE. THE OLDER SISTER AND THE YOUNGER BOY. KEHEHEEHEH.

[mellowwillowy]

I CAN'T CONTINUE READING IT IF IM LAUGHING EVERY SECOND THEY TRY TO TO TO TO AAUUUGHHH

Things I Learned After Death has to be the funniest unsuspecting yanderes story /lh. (Just finished chap 31 and I gagged when the second dude got jealous)

I don’t really like the LI’s reasoning to fall in love for the FL since it feels kinda shallow but that’s just my preference tbh. There are many story that starts innocently but I just prefer them dark usually ~

[mellowwillowy]

Things I Learned After Death has to be the funniest unsuspecting yanderes story /lh. (Just finished chap 31 and I gagged when the second dude got jealous)

I don’t really like the LI’s reasoning to fall in love for the FL since it feels kinda shallow but that’s just my preference tbh. There are many story that starts innocently but I just prefer them dark usually ~

[mellowwillowy]

Hi, silly question

If Yulian could pick out his spouse's outfit for a day (anything goes, including being naked/lingerie/raunchy stuff), what would the outfit be?

- Professional Yulian Simp

Professional Yulian simp, I—

Yulian is rather old fashioned so he’d prefer something that doesn’t show too much skin. He has low to 0 sexual need so I can’t see him initiating anything spicy lol. Just put on something comfortable for the day and maybe something he picks himself for you.

[mellowwillowy]

Am in dilemma rn idk who to be featured in the thumbnail aaaaa. Yulian is defo out of place since he’s almost irrelevant but my heart wants him to be showcased TwT

[mellowwillowy]

Now can you imagine Spouse actually being the one to manage it.

[mellowwillowy]

I’m inclined to pick Blue/Eleanor’s universe cuz all I gotta do is be good. The chances that nothing will go wrong if Reader didn’t think too much are +80%. Though there will be issues with his family, I think it’d be better to just BE good. (Can’t say much but better not give him any idea that you are calling off the engagement before he fucks your life up)

Maybe my second choice would be Yulian’s universe if I am not cursed with the hamster death fate lol. You just spend your day in the manor but I don’t think boredom will matter cuz you hit a jackpot (him). Ah, and I just like him the most so it's quite the win. He doesn’t have the kind of flaw that Blue/Eleanor has too; he just loves you a lot.

Honorable mention:

Seth is relatively harmless even though he was written to be a terrible stalker and pervert lol. (that was for the traction I promise he’s one of the few decent guys) He’s just a chill quiet guy.

Become Chloe’s girltoy. Or girlfriend. Or her pet.

Nope not a chance with Kaspar. Nope. I don't trust his lack of experience unlike Yulian’s.

I died in all CatboX.

[mellowwillowy]

Menhandled by your yans…

The Twin had a fun time gunning their cocks into you for sure. One giving you a backshot while your waist is snatched tightly by his hands and the other treating you like a fleshlight, making you gag on his length.

Fortunately for you, one of the twins is a gentleman so you won’t be left so sore in the aftermath though the bruises and bite marks are still evident on your skin.

[mellowwillowy]

Collecting love letters to cheer myself up… (shameless)

Any yandere x reader blog recommendations? Please

Okay, so, I follow quite a few yandere blogs, I also follow a lot of blogs in general (192 to be exact). However, I have gathered a short list of yandere blogs, I didn’t have time to go through them individually (I’ve got to get some sleep), but I think if you look up yandere blogs in the search (with or without the hashtag) you might get a few blogs. Otherwise, you could simply search up yandere x reader or yan x reader.

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@privitivium

@maleyanderecafe

@hana-no-seiiki

@bunny-yan

@floatyflowers

@yandereworlds

@yandereaffections

@mysticmellowlove

@idanceuntilidie

@mellowwillowy

@yxami

@onmyyan

@yandere-paramour

@eunxhan

@yandere-daydreams

@yanderecrazysie

@yan-lorkai

@forbidden-sunlight

@yandere-romanticaa

@yandere-sins

@yandere-cutie

@yandereworks-blog

@shooting-love-arrows

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If none of these are what you had in mind then you can look through the people I’m following (if that’s possible), and you mind find a blog that catches your interest. Or you could look up yan x reader or yandere x reader or yandere x gn reader. I’m sure those will work. Hopefully this was of some help, if it wasn’t, I apologize, regardless I wish you luck on finding the yandere blogs of your dreams!

[mellowwillowy]

Ayo I was mentioned. This is like a love letter.

please give us more of the blogs you like<3

Blog Recs

Alright then, since you asked so nicely, I'll put in the effort and just go through my entire following!

Keep in mind that some of these blogs may be inactive, but their old works are definitely worth taking a look at!

Not all of them are yandere, but they are satisfying nonetheless, so check them out!

Also, most of these blogs, and blogs in general, write for fanbases with specific characters. I follow mostly people who write either BNHA, JJK, or Haikyu!! So, if you like that, you'll probably like most of these.

Other than that, sorry, I won't be writing anything specific for each blog. I suggest just checking them out one by one. I'll make an exception to my delete later rule and leave this post up for good, so take your time, people!

My epic mutes:

@mrsdarkandyandere7 @yandere-romanticaa @deathofacupid @elsecrytt @snail-day @madamechrissy @jay-joy113 @depravitycentral @yanderedrabbles @dcsiremc @lymtw @yanderecrazysie @kachowden @moyazaika @suiana @misstycloud @kakushino @envy-of-the-apple @temptacioun @ozzgin @justabratsworld @eevwrites @moechies @youryanderedaddy @moshimochis @aquadenks @ghostsy @cheesecakethots @cursingtoji @mostlyheinous @the-grimm-writer @dilfhos @wilderuby @shaisuki @lewed @dabislittlemouse @mamayan @call-memissbrightside @saintshigaraki @dj--owlixx @athanatoz @yanstan @emperorwriter @its-makonom @unicreamuwu @starcrossedyanderes @sems-diarie @iwasei @ssplague @seiyasabi @potatoes-is-are-food @hotwings0203 @after-witch @tomurasprincess @shinkun @tainted-wine @bat-eclecticwolfbouquet-love @shorkbrian

Others who also slay:

@casuallyanidiot @gojosoups @what-the-dark-has-foretold @manmuncher777 @frid4y @yeyinde @running-with-kn1ves @ridingthatd @bratbby333 @lamefish @lxnarphase @chososcamgirl @spacelabrathor @angelltheninth @romantichomicide95 @prettyboykatsuki @ceilidho @quarterlifekitty @lady-lauren @zeninsama @specialgradefckr @monstersholygrail @monstersflashlight @depravityfever @arias-diaryy @uvobreakmylegs @shumidehiro @dear-yandere @stickyspeckledlight @the-saltiest-saltine @teabutmakeitazure @sqoa @mellowwillowy @bunnis-monsters @cumtastiics @onmyyan @whore-ibly-hot @allurilove @jessamine-rose @webism @heich0e @lesinquietes @jaegerbby @killsaki for old fics and @kis4kis for new @ghostbeam @bunnirabbits @meo-eiru @yandere-sins @yandere-writer-momo @amusedyan @wri0thesley @kiiozawa @strafepanzer @suguann @alottieluv @suguwu @streimiv @hawnks @katsukikitten @miggiisdumb @iwaasfairy @of-a-darkness-untold @doumadono @jazzthatonewriterchick @kingkatsuki @crybaby-bkg @crikeygatormate @willowser @thecowboykatsuki-anon @cyancherub @oh-katsuki for old fics and @woahjo for new @touyaz @libiraki @angelatsumu @animeyanderelover @yanderemommabean @weebsinstash @inkykeiji @morgana-ren @humanitysfandomhoe @pbelfz @korpuskat @minnie-mei @love-toxin @obscureamor @villain-hotline @ddarker-dreams @your-yandere-kiss @seijorhi @yandere-daydreams

@yanderenightmare-reblogs

[mellowwillowy]

it is stupid not to name the name people who dont want to see that stuff can simply. not go look

It will also be easy to straight up block it since the TW for the posts will be tagged accordingly (+warnings) in that blog :3

(why would someone go look for it unless they accidentally ran into it…)

[mellowwillowy]

Re-launched a new dark ver blog for this.

It’s going to include lots of content that some might find disturbing so I won’t name the blog here. You can definitely recognize it by the writing style though should you run into it (lmk if you find em :3)

[mellowwillowy]

I hope the mafias that supported him shoot him right in his forehead.