#they drive me mad-

[oh-shtars]

The fact that Sueño has been obliviously unaware of the meaning of his name (that Asha gave him) this whole time is currently repeating and rotating itself in my head like a microwave for the past few hours now

[thelesbianthespianposts]

imagine: you get your memories back after years of amnesia to find out your whole species is dead and earth doesn’t exist anymore. that the only thing left of your culture is your weird ex and his busted honda civic that barely even works that he stole from the government when he was 13. And he’s been taking members of an alien species for trips in his honda civic and they’re all like “woah it’s so cool” and you get upset because it’s NOT COOL it’s a honda civic, the turn signals don’t even work “wow it can go up hills” yeah OF COURSE IT CAN GO UP HILLS EVERY CAR COULD DO THAT. but they’ve never seen a car before so everything it does is the coolest thing ever. And your ex’s only tool is a fucking screwdriver which is somehow also cool to this dumbass alien species even though it’s a fucking screwdriver so you just look like an idiot screaming about how none of this is even cool it’s actually really shitty but your whole planet is gone so you can’t even prove it but also you’ve had a constant drumming sounding in your head since you were 10 slowly driving you insane. I would become evil too.

[notrobinsomethingworse]

Tim, 36 hours of sleep driving like a madman on Gotham roads: FUCKING MOVE. SLOW MOTHER FUCKER WHAT ARE YOU- OH YEAH? JUST WONDER TO THE RIGHT WITHOUT SIGNALLING WHY DONT YA? MAYBE NEXT TIME JUST DO US ALL A FAVOUR AND CRASH INTO THAT GODDAMN TRUCK THATS BACKING OUT THAT YOU DIDNT EVEN BOTHER TO GODDAMN SEE-

Damian, just wanting to get to school since Alfred couldn’t drive him: I assure you these imbeciles are not worth your anger Dra-

Tim: I SWEAR IF ANYONE CUTS ME OFF ONE MORE TIME.

*Gets cut off*

Tim: ALRIGHT BITCHES. I WARNED YOU.

Damian, screaming: DRAKE. STOP THIS INSTANT. DRAKE. YOU ARE ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE ROAD-

[kosmogrl]

[xxplastic-cubexx]

personal happiness or what the fuck ever

bonus:

[bulbabutt]

rise leo does know whats going on with his brothers, dont you worry

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[iceagebaby]

Despondency / Refuge

that's supposed to be Bennys lighter, the Courier is dealing with cosequences of being thrown into a mess they had nothing to do with

the halo was something that turned out on an accident but i love it

Rant below

[radi0dontt]

Theyre Absolutely Doomed

[elllisaaa]

HEESEUNG AND HOON??? how am i supposed to deal with this behaviour??? oh to be between them at a club, making out with hee while sunghoon has his hands all over me from behind… grinding and breathing at my ear 🫠

STOOOP i'm gnawing at the bars of my metal enclosure as we're speaking dinna

i know this ask is from a while ago but i'm still not over all the videos of that after party, they have been wrecking me

just imagine all the three of you are drunk as fuck, there has always been some kind of more-than-friends tension between the trio and now that your other friends aren't around for once, it all goes down. maybe it just starts with dancing very closely because the club is packed that night, and then you kiss heeseung just to test the water, and when he doesn't let you go after the first one, you stay attached to his lips. meanwhile you can feel sunghoon's hand roaming over your waist and your thighs, with not a care in the world for the way your short dress is riding up higher and higher because he just wants to see more. when you detach yourself from heeseung, he doesn't waste a second to turn your head this way and get his fair share of kisses. and heeseung takes his turn on your body, his hands shamelessly groping your boobs and relishing in the way you whine in sunghoon's mouth. you alternate between kissing the two of them, while they get more and more adventurous on your curves, your sounds mixing together and serving as a background noise, blended by the loud music. it isn't until heeseung admits that he needs more - only saying out loud what the three of you were thinking about for a while - that you decide to leave, coming back to your place to not let this information go to waste.

[arcane-gold]

when he’s mad at u and gets 2 inches from ur face to be scary but it’s actually just kinda hot 🫣

ganymede belongs to @quortknee

[fudanshirevolutionary]

my wife

[jamisonwritestf2trash]

Not that ANYONE asked but these are my favorite pictures of the mercs + Miss Pauling from the comics:

[aestheticallynotdeerlightful]

Style swap- Invader Zim and Psychonauts

Cause I thought it would be fun and practice

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(Please do not use or repost my works anywhere without explicit permission from me first thank you <3)

[vaguely-concerned]

you ever think about how the horrific thing dorian almost had done to him... is exactly the thing iron bull went to the reeducators to beg them to do to him. yeah. me either. for ten years straight now. what the fuck. wanna be my narrative foil dude. we could fuck about it if you're game and single

[elspeth-catton]

stopppp i love them so much

[dxckgrxsonx]

i need you all to know that this is one of my favourite cut scenes from Batman: Arkham Knight—

The entrance. The laugh. The slight inflictions in his tone even through the distorted voice. His body language. The way he speaks about where to aim their shots. The absolute certainty in every word. The way he talks about where to hit Batman whilst he's stood there right in front of him.

And of course. My most favourite bit. The ACE chemicals worker saying "Please." and the Knight just tipping his head in near disinterest to address the plea with, "You say something?". The sheer mock in his voice, the condescending lilt undercutting everything he says.

You know what, i did say something. It's please please please can you talk to me like that? Can i pat you on the head. And can i help topple your enemies and can i suck you off??? And-