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a normal and average sunday consists of lying on the ground thinking about how much I'd like to go back and do everything again because this time I'd do everything right

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like the first rule of cooking is to have fun and be yourself and the first rule of baking is to stay calm because the dough can sense fear

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"unsubscribe" is not enough. i need a button that says "if you email me one more time i will track you down and kill you with a hammer."

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man this guy is my favourite character (throws rocks at him) (throws rocks at him) (throws rocks at him) (throws rocks at him (thr

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every time you make freezer food for dinner instead of buying takeout like you actually want you should earn two hundred dollars cash and a round of applause

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*spits up blood & looks up, smirking* heh, torture me all you like but ill never tell you the answer to the sphinxs riddle, because im stupid as fuck, & dont know it

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why didn’t gandalf just carry the ring to mordor himself with these tongs

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if they put me in a big pot of soup i would be fine.

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Marisol Muro

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adhd paralysis sucks bcuz im just sitting there and my brain is like

YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME

no work done no rest gained. literally no point of this at all

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slavoj zizek email is a mood

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Who is the biggest hater in history?

Me when I'm in a mood

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kissing women isn't a hobby it's a profession. I'm unemployed

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Someone said “ I don’t walk away to teach people a lesson I walk away when I’ve learned mine” and I felt that.

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decisions, decisions - artbyhelenhe on instagram and X