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Being an Adult is a Scam. In fact, it's at least six different scams all stacked under a trench coat.

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From the same creature that brought you “I will jump over the banister and fall an entire floor” get ready for the thrilling sequel “I am evil and there is nothing you can do about it”

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Maybe I don’t have anxiety. Maybe I’m so scared all the time on account of it all being so scary.

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love when fictional men are so devoted to their partner it makes them dangerous and insane. very slutty behavior keep it up king

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It's raining nonstop where I am so I'm just picturing the Batfam during a flood.

Red Robin uploads a TikTok from the safety of a roof saying "watch him go!" As Red Hood keeps trying to drive his bike against the current. A big wave comes by and he's slowly dragged downhill. The caption reads "don't drive during floods".

Batman and Robin are on the ground helping civilians out of cars when the intensity doubles and in minutes Damian goes from wading knee deep in the water to swimming. The emergency batfloaties get triggered and he floats away as Bruce fails to grab him by half an inch. "Robin serenely drifting in the current" becomes a meme.

Someone takes a picture of a very flustered spoiler trying to squeeze the water out of her cape. The second she lets go the weight of the water makes her fall ass over backwards. Black Bat ends up giving her her waterproof cape.

Signal makes mirages of sharks in the water to scare the shit out of any criminals. Oracle uploads the recordings with Benny hill as background music. Bludhaven escapes the worst of the storm and Nightwing sends pictures to the group chat patting the barely wet concrete just to rub it in. He still slips on a puddle and eats shit, Barbara sends that to the group chat.

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the skill of going "jesus i just dont fucking care" and scrolling on

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the best trope in media is: “characters turn on the lights, see the monster, and immediately turn the lights back off”

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you guys are all so funny tonight haha ;)... *let’s the strap of my dress fall down my shoulder*

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Everyone look at his cool knife

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afternoon reading.

was thinking of peaceful moments at the manor during jason’s childhood.

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caving as an extreme sport is sooo unfathomable to me why are u as a creature of the daylight doing that. were u born without the dread in ur bones or something

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Wild Dogs see a Domesticated Dog

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I hate calling in sick I don't want to inform anyone about my abnormal bowel movements

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i should wake up and automatically be restored to full health, that's how sleeping should work, what is this horseshit

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do not underestimate how many times i can listen to a song in a row