| Ella 💕| 26 | BI | She/Her | 18+ | DC Fanfiction Writer | MAIN - @dxckgrxysonx ✨MASTERLIST✨
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I love your personality
thank you! its pieces of everyone ive ever loved
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having audio processing issues is so humiliating like yeah i heard you and yeah i was actively listening but the problem is i dont know what the fuck you sayed
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I do think the majority of us should strangle the shame that lives inside of us like wringing water from the rag until we are soft and dry and weightless
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Just because the days are repetitive at the moment, it does not mean you are not still making progress. You are not wasting your life. You still have time.
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I bet biting cardboard feels good as hell if you're a cat
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cat: I will just hang out on your lap now me: yay cat: I have brought ten knives
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Me: Alright I’m going to be super productive tomorrow!
Me, the second my alarm goes off:
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batman: under the red hood (2010) + letterboxd reviews + (happy birthday jason todd <333)
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Cooking at a friend or relative’s house is very fun first you have to get out not that cabinet not that cabinet not that cabinet not that cabinet not that cabinet not that cabinet a bowl and second
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A series of events:
1. I put in an Annual Leave request form almost 3 weeks ago and my boss has not approved it yet
2. I went into my office today and replaced every single writing utensil with crayons in preparation for April Fools Day on Monday
3. Whilst searching for pens to remove, I found my unsigned Annual Leave form in my boss’s drawer
4. I placed my unsigned Annual Leave form in a photo frame and put in on his desk
5. The frame I used was from a photo of his kids that I deemed less important than my Leave form
6. My boss sometimes goes into the office on Saturdays to work
7.
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really starting to undestand old people these days. i love laetters. love packages. terrified of my email inbox
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You know what I love? When characters are almost unconscious, but not quite.
Slumped over, a complete ragdoll in the others’ hands, but alert enough to groan softly at different sensations, eyes hooded and glazed, just wide enough to gather a blurry image of their surroundings. Though they’re dizzy and their limbs feel like lead, they gain comfort in the others’ touch, unconsciously leaning into them, eyelids fluttering in hazy relief at the soothing, concerned gestures.Â
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people at the grocery store sometimes do a visible double-take about how many vegetables I'm buying. they look at me probably thinking wow she's so healthy! it's ok that she's also buying donuts! she's earned them!
you fools. all the produce is for my pet pig. I'm eating donuts for dinner.
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