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"unsubscribe" is not enough. i need a button that says "if you email me one more time i will track you down and kill you with a hammer."

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Former living weapon absolutely dominating at laser tag

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Arkham Knight. Red Hood. Jason Todd.

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horniest battle moments:

- taking your ally's weapon out of their scabard to use yourself

- using someone else's shoulder as a rifle stand

- nudging someone's chin up with the tip of your weapon

- freezing with your blades against one another's throats, breathing into each other's mouths

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hey. hey. cmere. closer i have a secret to tell you. okay are you leaning in. mmmmmwah ! ok thats it

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unfortunately it appears that i'm some kind of insane person

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i scare people lots because i walk very softly and they don’t hear me enter rooms so when they turn around i’m just kind of there and their fear fuels me

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the feminine urge to frustrate a man

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how it feels to wash your hair and brush your teeth and have clean clothes on

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i was born weird and i will die fucking weird

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Takes a guy who's obsessed with saving people even if it risks his life and a guy who is literally allergic to asking for help in any situation and puts them in My stew puts them in my fucking stew and stirs it

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My therapist: you need to trust yourself

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love characters who see a situation and go “is anyone going to escalate that?” and don’t wait for an answer

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A customer contacted our team with questions, and then finished their email with: "I am daunted by the complexities and unknowns." I haven't been able to stop thinking about it since.

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writing is the stupidest hobby ever. what do you mean i'm thinking things and writing them down but my words are not good enough to describe the vibes. they're my vibes. same brain as my words i'm choosing.........

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"Oh, time won't let this heal so I guess I'm stuck here."

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like the first rule of cooking is to have fun and be yourself and the first rule of baking is to stay calm because the dough can sense fear