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somedecrepitcryptid · 2 years ago
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cloudellesims · 4 months ago
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some old and some new faces!
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bunniandhoney · 5 months ago
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can you please write an nsfw alphabet for jacob?
why yes, yes i can dear!
Jacob Scipio NSFW Alphabet
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mdni. 18+
A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)
Jacob is a pleasure dom, so aftercare is one of his favorite parts of sex. he knows you hate going to bed dirty, so he always makes sure you shower, but if he really wears you out nothing is better than a relaxing bath. Jacob also tries his best to get any tangles from your hair, he’ll separate strand by strand if needed.
B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
if someone asks him that in public he would say your smile, how infectious it is. but if you asked him on a deeper level he’d say your mouth. He loves when you suck him off, how you immediately push yourself, trying to make sure the tip of your nose meets the hairs at the base of his dick. and then how wet and warm your mouth gets when you do it.
C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)
He has a breeding kink. he actually gets upset if he comes anywhere that isn’t your pussy, regardless if you are on birth control or not he has to pump his seed inside you. He also might keep a small plug in his nightstand to ensure you stay full throughout the night.
D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
He’s a panty sniffer; he actually can’t help himself! As soon as he gets them off of you he puts them up to his nose taking a deep breath. He's also been known to slip a couple used pairs in his suitcase when he has to leave, Jacob has to take a piece of you with him.
E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)
bff!jacob: not a virgin, but he’s only ever had sex with one person. Everything else has been a random blowie with a hook up.
alpha detective!jacob: is a virgin! he literally can’t stand anyone else besides his mate, and since he hasn’t claimed anyone yet. The only person allowed to touch him is hisself.
olderbf!jacob: has been around the block a time or two, so to be frank he’s a damn slut. which works in your favor because he treats your body so freaking good. but sometimes, when he’s really rocked your world you just look over at him “where the hell did you learn that?” you say scowling at him.
F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)
well…if we are going to say Jacob has a breeding kink, I believe that a mating press is the only reasonable answer.
G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)
oh he’s dead serious during sex. he’s a pleasure dom and finds nothing funny at all in making you cum. now after…he’s a full blown menace. He definitely seems like the type to mock your moans after the fact.
H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
He’s probably pretty well groomed, not bare because he does like the hair, but trimmed. He has been known to let it grow to a full jungle on occasion.
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
Sometimes, you need it soft and Jacob is there to grant every last one of your wishes. He loves to press soft kisses all over your body when you all decide to take it slow; literally from your feet to the crown of your head.
when he puts it in he knows he has to go slow, “it’s okay baby, i know this dick is big, but you always take it so thrust* fucking thrust* good thrust* ”
J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)
while Jacob is rough with you, he’s so damn gentle with himself. For example, he gives himself slow pumps teasing his other hands down his abs, feeling them contract as he makes his way down to his balls. when he holds then Jacob has to tighten the grip on his dick to keep from coming too fast. and boy is it sticky, he just leaks so much precum it’s ridiculous and messy.
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)
mkay well we said breeding, so how about overstimulation, for both of you. Jacob refuses to do anything half assed so when he fucks he has so make sure that both of you actually reach your limits and that means fucking you until neither of you can take it anymore.
L = Location (favorite places to do the do)
kitchen, your counters are the perfect height for him to bend you over and do whatever he wants. He has also pulled a wooden spoon out of the drawer to spank you a time or two.
M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
of course your very existence gets him going buuuuut; if we’re being specific he loves to see you doing something you're passionate about.
imagine you’re on your knees in front of the coffee table with giant noise canceling headphones trying to focus and you’re just going in on your newest 1000 piece jigsaw puzzle. your tongue poking out just a little on the side as you look for the next matching piece. and unbeknownst to you jacob is so hard he could cut diamonds.
the next thing you know you’re riding his face, “mmm keep working baby, you’re almost there. “ he says muffled by your cunt. and honestly you have no clue if he’s talking about you cumming or you finishing the puzzle, but neither of you really cares.
N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
Jacob is Caribbean, he’s not pissing on anyone or vice versa. Now he’s usually open to trying or at least having a discussion, especially if you’re married. because forever is a long time to not try anything new.
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
He's a munch, simple as that. Jacob is ready to put his tongue on any part of your body.
P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
rough and slow actually. He's definitely a manhandler, but he doesn’t want you to miss anything. Jacob needs you to feel everything that he’s doing to you, actually he needs to pound it into you.
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
Jacob prefers to make you come more than once, so he’s not fond of the quickie. but at the same time he needs to have his hands on you and will take whatever you give him, even if it’s a quick handy before you all leave for a date night.
R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)
he’s very private and very possessive, he’s most likely not trying anything too risky. Jacob is also a gentleman, so he wouldn’t dare put you in a situation where you might be uncomfortable.
Though I could see him sharing you with a close friend (boy or girl) if you were looking to experiment. He's not stupid though, NDA’s are certainly being passed around.
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
If it were up to him, he’s fuck you till he’s sore and then go two more rounds. You see, because Jacob is the kind of man who nuts and stays hard.
T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
Jacob most def has a cock ring, it started off as a gag gift for his birthday, but one night after you all took one too many edibles you two gave it a try. and once he figures out that he could fuck you even longer than usual, he loves the damn thing. he can’t use it too often though because he gets sore.
you don’t use vibrators too often either because you’re so damn sensitive, and Jacob can make you come at the drop off the hat, but not when you’ve been naughty…Jacob will have you tied to the bed, with you laying on your stomach and a vibrating wand snug against your clit while he watches you cum over and over.
He did also get a dildo made in the shape of his dick for you, but he’s so damn possessive that he doesn’t even want to see the silicone inside of you, regardless if it’s modeled after his own dick or not.
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
Oh he’s Mr. Teaser himself, Acting CEO of Teasing Inc.
He loves to see you squirm, especially because you are stubborn as hell. He knows the only way for you to let go is to bring you to the very edge. but bringing you there just once is never enough, Jacob needs you practically crying before he lets you come.
V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
Jacob has a tendency to be on the quieter side, but mainly because he wants to get you loud, screaming for him. He also likes to whisper dirty shit in your ear because he’s just that diabolical, so mainly expect gruffs and huffs from him.
Now sub!jacob can’t shut the hell up! There have been plenty of times where you had to put your hand over his mouth in the backseat of the car, just so the driver won’t hear him whine for you.
W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)
cowboy fugitive jacob x bounty hunter reader 👀
but could you freaking imagine!!!
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“This here poster says you’re wanted dead or alive Scipio, and you’re more trouble to me breathing.” YN says holding the pistol to his back. YN had first seen him at the bar in Aunt Fanny’s Saloon, and with a 5,000 dollar reward for his head she couldn’t pass it up, so she set up outside waiting for her moment.
It just so happens that “her moment” is when sharpshooter scipio is ass-naked at the watering hole in the back.
“Look darlin’, I don’t know who you are, but I’m sure we can work something out.” he turns around with his cock pointed right at you
I mean talk about a loaded gun!
X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)
6 1/2 inches, and my word he is thick! no matter how many times you all have sex, you’ll feel a slight burn from the stretching and you love it. he’s more of a shower but he might stretch to a good 7-7 1/2 inches when he’s hard. and obviously it’s brown, with a nice mauve tip (uncut 👀)
Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
HIGH! when he’s with someone he really likes , he’s gonna fuck till he’s sore. he’s a physical touch demon, and needs to be on you at all times
Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
as soon as you’re both cleaned up, he’s knocked out. oftentimes you all hop back into the bed once the sheets are changed and you cuddle up right next to him. with your nails lightly scratching at his beard and his arm wrapped around you Jacob can’t help but to fall asleep even if you’re still awake.
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jeez, this is just dirty (complimentary)
thank you for the request!
i’m still working through all of them, also trying to incorporate them into my other tropes for y’all.
also yall love a lil smut, so how do we feel about like a smut concept night sort of thing 👀
get all of your naughty thoughts out in one evening (or several)
lmk your thoughts and keep the requests coming pls!
xoxo
Bunni
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laniidae-passerine · 2 years ago
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know that it’s not the point of the movie but I really hope they establish ken is indeed barbie’s boyfriend. she doesn’t need to kiss him or hold his hand or say I love you but we need that true devoted obsessed boyfriend + badass girlfriend to be canon because you know Ryan Gosling’s Ken would let Margot Robbie’s Barbie commit war crimes in the name of being a supportive partner
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cosmicsmosh · 6 months ago
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hi sorry my bf and gf are too fucking cute like spencer recognizing angela’s brother in the chat is so sweet they’re besties your honor :’)
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spideyhexx · 9 months ago
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love this pic so much
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starseedsrise · 1 month ago
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jaybirdstab · 2 years ago
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Tim, introducing his boyfriend to his best friend: Kon, this is my boyfriend, Bernard.
Bernard: Hi!
Tim: Bernard, this is my best friend Kon.
Kon, who just found out his crush is into dudes and got friendzoned in the same conversation, internally dying: …
Kon: Hi.
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plistommy · 8 months ago
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#Canon
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applebees4prez · 5 months ago
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goddd the trope of “we could always rely on each other and you were the person i trusted most in the world but then you chose someone else over me and our relationship has never been the same” always hits me so hard, but ESPECIALLY when there are queer undertones to relationship one but then heteronormativity wins out. like god it’s such a sucker punch. so many queer people have experienced that really close same sex relationship where you thought you were going to be with that person together, even if you didn’t even realize it was romantic at the time, but then they became interested in the opposite sex and everything changed.
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cod-dump · 2 years ago
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Price: Now, Sergeant. You can only pick one person to be your partner. I know it can be a difficult choice-
Soap: Ghost
Soap: *grabs Ghost’s hand and drags him out the room*
Gaz: Goodbye, Soap. Remember me as I am. Filled with MURDEROUS RAGE
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bunniandhoney · 5 months ago
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this is definitely bff!jacob at pub trivia!
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this past week had been long as hell, and truthfully you just wanted to rot in bed for the next 48 hours before you needed to go back to work. But when Jacob pulls up to your apartment begging for a night out, he’s not taking no for an answer.
“C’mon love everyone’s waiting! You know “freudian phantoms” (your team’s name) are looking for back-to-back wins and you know they can’t do it without us.” he says trying to pull the blankets off of you.
“NO! Besides, I cannot handle another glass of stale beer or a slice of pizza. I’m ordering indian food and drinking the largest glass of wine physically possible.” you say pulling the comforter over your head.
Bilbo, your incredibly convenient cat, jumps up onto your bed seat ruling himself on top of your blanket, right by your head. Teaching one hand out you give him a good scratch behind his ear.
“Damn traitor,” Jacob says scowling at the cat, especially since Jacob had been the one to get you the cat after you saved your fresher university exams.
“All of your drinks are in me tonight, so no stale beer and I’ll make sure you get a delicious indian takeaway before we go in PLUS, I’ll bring by muffins in the morning.”
You hate that he’s so damn convincing and cute…
With a groan you flip the covers off of you, getting up to go but on a bra and real pants.
“I am not getting dressed up for this, and I want blueberry muffins, big ones, ones the size of you damn head Jacob!”
And when he gets up off of your bed, he takes Bilbo with him. Petting the cat’s head, “I knew she’d pick me,” he says grinning.
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something to satisfy a little bff!jacob craving!
part 2 of Life’s a marathon coming today!
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jilyandbambi · 2 years ago
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so a Yellowjackets AU where mari says something to get herself kicked out of the cabin, and she dies of exposure and gets eaten at the bachanalian banquet instead of Jackie, who LIVES, who's there at Shauna's side when she goes into labor, stroking her hair and letting Shauna squeeze her hand hard enough to sprain her fingers, who keeps Shauna calm enough she has a (comparatively!!!!!!) easier delivery, who is the reason the(ir) baby lives.
who finally, after months of feeling adrift and useless because she’s not a hunter or a butcher or a prophet or a captain (anymore) finds her purpose in the wilderness. who painstaking sews patchwork baby onesies and cloth diapers from the girls' spare clothes (Offerings, not donations). who makes a baby sling from animal pelts and backpack straps. who makes a rattle from sticks and pinecones and some light blue pebbles Jackie found by the lake one day and saved. who makes sure the cabin stays warm and clean for Luke Dylan (from 90210--they couldn't decide whether to go with the actor or the character).
who builds them another shelter from blankets and animal hides after the cabin burns down. who keeps shauna and their baby warm through that first terrible winter and the one that followed.
and one day in 1998, Canadian forest rangers happen upon that American high school soccer team that went missing 2 years back. they find a group of starving teens and a baby, a little over a year old, two of the girls wrapped around him--and each other
and when the rescue team tries to separate them the one with tangled, golden brown hair bears her teeth and Growls
#yellowjackets#shaunajackie#yellowjackets au#premise up for adoption bc Im too busy to do anything more with this#shauna shipman#jackie taylor#in my head: they go back and live at jackie's house#it's bigger + Jackie's family has the $$ to keep reporters off their property so the girls are safer there#when it’s discovered that jeff is the father. jeff--who was raised right--starts going to school part time#while working full time at the furniture store#soon becoming assistant manager#jackie's parents BEG her to go to rutgers. not to give up her future for a baby that's not even hers#that belongs to the bf and bff who BETRAYED her no less#(jackie stops talking to them for a month. not for bringing up the cheating thing)#(for daring to say that LD isnt hers' too)#jackie does eventually go to Rutgers though#but not bc her mom promises to stop giving shauna a hard time#she decides to go when Shauna finally tells her about applying to Brown and getting her acceptance letter days before they left#they never would've been roommates at Rutgers. she isn't leaving Shauna behind. she never has#shauna makes a joke about having a hot meal ready every day when jackie comes home#jeff saves up enough money for a dowm payment for a nice house with a lawn and a yard#for him shauna&jackie and the baby--BECAUSE HE WAS RAISED RIGHT#he and jackie build a backuard playset for Luke (Dylan's his middle name. It's also Jeffs mothers maiden name it all worked out)#yes sometimes they have threesomes#no Randy. Jeff's NOT going to talk about it w you#(he was raised right!!!!!)#a few years down the line Shauna gets pregnant again#all 3 of their parents' heads tilt to the side#but they keep it amongs themselves so they can keep seeing Luke and baby Callie#little house in the wilderness au
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shellshooked · 2 years ago
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may i offer some telink in these trying times
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buckrecs · 2 years ago
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Heya!! Can I get some recs for Bucky celebrating his partners birthday with them ??
My birthday is March 28th and I really need some comfort 😅
Thank you in advance 🙏
Reader’s Birthday
masterlist | req masterlist
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birthday gift by @incorrectmarvelquotesss
Bucky wants to treat his girl on her birthday.
Flowers and Things by @espinosaurusrexex
Who would have thought that Bucky "The Winter Soldier" Barnes would ever have a crush on the sweet sweet team member Y/N? Well, certainly not Sam, which seemed like the perfect opportunity to tease him about it. Bucky is determined to buy Y/N a birthday gift, and his best friend's suggestions seem a little too stupid to pursue. Let's hope his own idea is good enough for her...
Happy Birthday to Me by @language-rxgers
It’s your birthday, but you don’t want anyone to know, because you never celebrate it. (Un)luckily for you, today is just about the worst day you’ve had in a long time, but a visit from your metal-armed best friend may just make you feel a little better.
Flowers and Things by @espinosaurusrexex
Who would have thought that Bucky "The Winter Soldier" Barnes would ever have a crush on the sweet sweet team member Y/N? Well, certainly not Sam, which seemed like the perfect opportunity to tease him about it. Bucky is determined to buy Y/N a birthday gift, and his best friend's suggestions seem a little too stupid to pursue. Let's hope his own idea is good enough for her...
Birthday Tiara by @babyboibucky
You weren’t enjoying your birthday until Bucky comes along.
Forever Yours, B x by @summerofsnowflakes
Sam throws the perfect birthday party, but someone is missing the celebration
All Things Pink by @bucky-barnes-diaries
Bucky being the sweetest boyfriend by bringing you flowers on your birthday.
Birthday Blues by @theeleggymeggy
It’s your birthday, and unfortunately you seem to be going through the birthday blues. Sam and Bucky won’t let you be upset on your special day, which leads to Bucky revealing his feelings for you.
Birthday Cake by @writingliv
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headkiss · 1 year ago
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anna my love my light im begging for more of ur scrumptious jamie headcanons 🤲🏼
kait my angel!!! i am happy to oblige <3
when you and jamie start dating he immediately starts asking you for opinions on literally every outfit he wears, whether it’s casual or a suit for an event, he asks you what looks better. because he admires you, your style and everything else, and he values your approval so much so he’ll face time you while getting ready, setting up his phone and posing for you like a dork, asking you if he’s got the right shoes on, if he should wear a jacket or not. then, with the suits, he’s always trying to get out of wearing them, (“yes, jamie, you should wear the button up under the jacket” “but i’d look so cool without it, love”). you compromise on him ditching his tie and leaving a couple of buttons undone. it gets to the point that, whenever you sleep over (which is often), he’ll just get you to pick his outfits for him. you’d say something like “surely the great jamie tartt doesn’t need my fashion advice” and he’d be like “yes he fucking does, babe.” <3333
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