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Uptown Girl by Billy Joel is the perfect JILY song EVER.

(in my humble opinion)

And we all know that our beautiful uptown girl is James Fleamont Potter. Lily Evans is his downtown guy.

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No, see, because that was my thoughts exactly!!!

JayKyle AU where Kyle decides to go to university to get an art degree. He ends up meeting an obnoxious classic lit student in an art history class. That student? Jason Todd.

Cue obnoxious art kid vs. equally obnoxious classic lit kid. It would be academic rivals to lovers.

But in the background Kyle is still going around as Green Lantern taking care of whatever off missions the League needs help with since all the other Lanterns are off in space most of the time. And who does he meet? Red Hood. Kyle does not know that Red Hood and Jason are the same person— but now not only is he crushing on his nerdy bookworm study partner, but also the asshole that keeps shooting him with rubber bullets! And unknown to him, it’s the same guy!

This could take place in Gotham— obviously. Gotham has a university. But it would be so much funnier in my head if it takes place in UCLA.

I think it should take place in a SoCal university because that makes it so much funnier for some reason.

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Jason and Damian at a Barnes and Noble during Christmas:

Damian, approaching a table labeled “Fifty Shades of Sleigh”: Oh, look! Christmas books!

People at the Barnes and Nobel Starbucks: *staring*

Jason, grabbing Damian’s hand: Oh my God, no.

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Robin, in his dairy: Day 3, the cold is unbearable. For the first time in my life, I actually considered wearing pants. Desperate times indeed… :(

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JayKyle AU where Kyle decides to go to university to get an art degree. He ends up meeting an obnoxious classic lit student in an art history class. That student? Jason Todd.

Cue obnoxious art kid vs. equally obnoxious classic lit kid. It would be academic rivals to lovers.

But in the background Kyle is still going around as Green Lantern taking care of whatever off missions the League needs help with since all the other Lanterns are off in space most of the time. And who does he meet? Red Hood. Kyle does not know that Red Hood and Jason are the same person— but now not only is he crushing on his nerdy bookworm study partner, but also the asshole that keeps shooting him with rubber bullets! And unknown to him, it’s the same guy!

This could take place in Gotham— obviously. Gotham has a university. But it would be so much funnier in my head if it takes place in UCLA.

I think it should take place in a SoCal university because that makes it so much funnier for some reason.

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MDZS Nie Brothers HC that Nie Huaisang doesn’t really like kids. He’s never wanted kids for himself and so he certainly doesn’t like dealing with other people’s kids. People certainly don’t know that about him because he won’t openly tell anyone to keep kids away from him, but in his head he feels himself getting annoyed whenever kids are around him.

Nie Mingjue, on the other hand? He loves kids. It’s a crazy juxtaposition between the brothers since one would think that Nie Huaisang would like kids more than his grumpy brother, but no it’s the other way around. If Nie Mingjue weren’t so dedicated to his responsibilities he would have liked to spend more time looking for someone to settle down with and have a couple of kids.

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I headcanon that Bruce and Jason like a lot of the same foods. Jason absolutely hates it.

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AU where Wei Wuxian’s parents were on the same night-hunt that Wen Rohan used to sabotage Nie Mingjue and Nie Huaisang’s father when they died.

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I saw this on dynamic on Twitter and I think its perfect for these guys: