#i need him to be my bf like now.
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anna my love my light im begging for more of ur scrumptious jamie headcanons 🤲🏼
kait my angel!!! i am happy to oblige <3
when you and jamie start dating he immediately starts asking you for opinions on literally every outfit he wears, whether it’s casual or a suit for an event, he asks you what looks better. because he admires you, your style and everything else, and he values your approval so much so he’ll face time you while getting ready, setting up his phone and posing for you like a dork, asking you if he’s got the right shoes on, if he should wear a jacket or not. then, with the suits, he’s always trying to get out of wearing them, (“yes, jamie, you should wear the button up under the jacket” “but i’d look so cool without it, love”). you compromise on him ditching his tie and leaving a couple of buttons undone. it gets to the point that, whenever you sleep over (which is often), he’ll just get you to pick his outfits for him. you’d say something like “surely the great jamie tartt doesn’t need my fashion advice” and he’d be like “yes he fucking does, babe.” <3333
#hope u like it my love!!!#i need him to be my bf like now.#jamie tartt#jamie tartt x reader#jamie tartt headcanons#jamie tartt x you#jamie tartt thoughts#ted lasso#anna’s asks#bffs
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my sister texted me smthing going on at home thats making me sad but im trying not to think about it and stay whimsical. its fursona friday..... its fursona feidayyyy...
#not unexpected just like. transphobia. u know the deal#her bf came to visit and my family wont call me my name which is what he knows me by#so now she has to like explain to him that im trans....#she was trying to be respectful and let me do it if i felt the need to#but basically texted me distraught like 'im so sorry i dont know why they cant just be respectful to you its not fair'#i love my sisters i wish that none of us had to go through this anymore#her bfs chill too like he knew me as 'allies gay older brother' (#(close enough) so i dont think this will b an issue for him Or them ots just like. Man.
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It's way funnier to me to imagine that Geralt is the one who desperately wants Dandelion to winter at Kaer Morhen with him but Dandelion keeps saying no on the simple grounds that it's too fucking cold and do you want me to die Geralt? Do you want me to get hypothermia and fucking die?
And Geralt's like "please I am begging on my knees I will cuddle you every night to keep you warm I just need to prove you actually exist"
#the witcher books#dandelion#geralt of rivia#gerlion#you know those romcom plots that are like 'I told my fam I have a bf and now they want to meet him so pls pretend to date me'?#this is like that except the reverse#geralt tells his fam he has a bestie who's a bard that cuddles with him at night and they all just#don't believe him bc it sounds so ridiculous#'it's okay to say you're just lonely geralt you don't need to Invent A Guy to convince us you're not'#'I DIDN'T INVENT A GUY HE'S REAL I PROMISE STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE I'M A PATHETIC WET DOG'
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This scene was cute. I love how Shadow just let's it happen this time lol
#sonic being like ''hey btw this is shadow hes real cool hes gonna help now. shadow meet everyone else!''#and then cut to everyone staring at them like ''😐 u fr?'' for no reason#is so funny to me#guys can yall be a bit more sympathetic he thought his bf was dead#lol. and they just accept it afterwards like ''yeah. okay. sure. we need to beat up this third grader lets just get on with it''#prime shouldve let shadow interact with the rest of the cast more tbh#i think seeing him fumble with these off versions of ppl he knows would be funny#sonic#sonic the hedgehog#shadow the hedgehog#sonadow#sth#sonic prime#art#my art#xanders art#digital art#fan art
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#a doodley#okkk 2022: the torture chamber....i only sparsely drew al and developed talon (he was borned...) bc my mind was occupied with other things.#2023: exiting torture chamber; it took me a tiny little bit to get back to drawing and ''interacting with'' al again but i did it even#though it was a reminder of the Bad bc he's my copium#summer 2023: i view and witness media and suddenly have like 5 fictional men i cant decide on which to focus... and september (talon month)#comes along so I decide to focus on Talon after not touching him much at all throughout the entire year#(forced this btw i did not wanna do it LOL i didnt even remember how to draw him)#september 2023 to now: talon has infiltrated the brain. but i want to swivel back to al#now: i've forgotten how to Talk to al (just like i did in beginning of 2023)#(and just like i forgot how to talk to talon for most of 2023)#so ive kind of just been replaying the smunker cow al daydreams from when they first met#so I can find my way back...retracing my steps#in doing so ive kind of also forgotten how to interact with talon but still havent gotten back to al#so rn my life is so boring without imaginary bf interactions. just the before sleep plot rehashing daydreams...#or sparse visions of em Sometimes#nobody in my brain rn just like the short period last yr and its distressing#what do i draw without a love obsession.....#how do i pass time without it....! so boring. idk what to do#i miss the me of several yrs ago when i was drawing 50 different aus with al....ive downgraded in skill and imagination and creativity#so bad since then. idk. idk. i hope they come back to me soon#maybe i shld just draw al a lot which is how i kickstarted caring abt talon again almost a yr ago ?#hoping i can get him to come back before my surgery i need my big sexy boy nurse for recovery#(complaining abt things usually fixes em for me so im hoping thats the case here)
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i know this is a jervis account but i just watched the long halloween movie and
he is my babygirl
and he's such a passenger princess
#ALSO THE WAY HE WAS INSTANTLY TOSSED LIKE A RAGDOLL WHENEVER SQUARING UP WITH BRUCE#then JERVIS knocks him out#LIKE. BOY U NEEDED TO BE SAVED BY THE 4 FOOT MAN???#HE IS SO UNBELIEVABLY USELESS IN A FIGHT ITS SO HOT#men who whimper and cry and scream when dosed with fear toxin#“poor little thing; such a tiny little thing” my sentiments exactly jerbo#i am now a salecrow truther alright yall converted me#the hattercrow content was good too#hes tetchs wife like the way he just lets him quote alice in wonderland verbatim as if its a normal conversation#v supportive of his autistic bfs hyperfixation#jonathan crane#hattercrow#brillrambles
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That rhyme was SHIT!
#me art#digital art#original content#friday night funkin#fnf#boyfriend#fnf boyfriend#fnf bf#fanart#3/3 on the weird Boyfriends woohoo! I'm giving him a tag now in case people decide to blog dive for this mfer#Game Over Boyfriend#Formal apologies to my dearest mutuals randomly getting attacked by me vibe-doodling FNF when they signed up for like costumes n shit#I've just been doing a lot of soft-shading for AF so I need a good muse to practice bold post-processed art
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⠀⠀took my Heart 2 The Limit
#⠀⠀🍒⠀⠀koqen⠀⠀/⠀⠀mbs⠀⠀#REYES 🥹#literally cried he’s the guy ever#he’s just a silly guy.. i fear you’re going to put him through The horrors… 😢#no but fr i love him 😭😭🫶 my fave wayv member sorry kundery you’re over#he’s js so cutie i want to put him a snowglobe ans shake him around and then eat him its serious for me to be honest#im the literal number one royoshi everyone else needs to MOVE! NOW!#i’d write reyes fanfic ngl.. reyes bf texts 🔜 🤗#HELPP is he the type to read fanfic abt himself 😭#ANYWAYY i hope u like oomfie 😊🫶 thanku sm for asking ily!!!!!!! 💝#the song reminded me of him and plus its just a banger likee!#taeyoung#kim taeyoung#messy moodboard#random moodboard#kpop moodboard#kpop bg moodboard#cravity moodboard#taeyoung moodboard
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can ppl in this fandom like... stop... implying that transmasculinity in hcs or (especially) canon is shallow or misogynistic or even transmisogynistic on princible, like literally just by being prescent in someones mind or in the text. like that doesnt fuckin feel good. thats kind of really nasty to imply. if its not okay to say about other trans experiences, maybe dont say it about this one either. why is there a weird little exception here. yall KNOW how much that sucks to hear all day every day. what the fuck
#my t#idk how to tell the hs fandom that every piece of trans coding in roxy in hs1 can be read as transmasc too. like transfem and transmasc#at the same time from the EXACT same reasons. its almost like we all share experiences just by way of being trans. weird i know#its almost like being trans rlly truly highlights what it is to be human and how we are all in fact at the end of the day human together#i just want everyone to stop trying to 'poke holes' in other fans trans hcs FULL STOP across the board no matter who they are#or what the hc is. its needlessly hurtful and more often than not trips into real peoples dysphoria which then#makes the target more likely to lash out. so the person poking them abt it can do a ''SEE? THEYRE ALL MEAN ONE OF THEM#WAS MEAN TO ME JUST NOW'' routine. its so obviously a 'im not touching u!!!' playground maneuver like holy fuck grow up#if you wanna fight for transfem/me folks right to just exist random fans personal headcanons is not the fuckin time or place#the XY in roxys name could be read as her having been DMAB or it could be hussie having a long running giggle about him preordering#his own transmasculinity. roxys colour being pink could be bc shes a girl or it could be compcis!!!#roxys desperation for a bf is from loneliness in canon but its often read as her feeling like she needs one to be a real girl#it can ALSO be read as another aspect of him struggling with compcis and comphet esp w/ his fantasies abt being 'a mother'#yknow what i never fuckin see that rlly highlights the fact that this is just a shitty 'girls rule boys drool' thing? theres like. no#discussions on the potential of roxy being any kinda intersex. absolutely none. he could be mtftm for all you fuckin know#but oh yknow being mtftm is A Shallow Read so we cant have that. hs is only for girls didnt you know we need to terf- i mean turf#out every single instance of queer mascness bc its Evil in the text didnt you know#god help the fandoms word of god token trans boy dirk strider for 'choosing' his eternal misery while everyone else is enlightened#by way of transforming into a girl. bc we must place girlhood on an inhuman pedistal of perfection and niceness and joy and rainbows#like what IS this mahou shojo brand gender essentialism???? im fuckin sick of it#can we remember that girlhood isnt & wasnt safe or joyful for everyone & that that can translate into how we curate our fandom experiences
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it is literally not about legality, if you’re in your late 30s literally what are you hitting up 21 y/os for. Don’t you have investments to make.
#Astonishing number of people will jump on the ‘but it’s technically legal!’ defence#But will not answer my question of whyyyyyy. If your date sounds like PTA night and you need to parent your girlfriend#you have an age gap! And! You are the lamest loser on earth; that is fact; hope this helps!!#(Okay. Lowkey? I shouldn’t be thinking about this STILL. Given it’s been like a MONTH since#But I feel a lil let down and betrayed and I think I’m still kinda processing that… but I#I confided in my bestestest friend that an older man was creeping on me. And I expected her to have my back 100%#And idk— I think she’s just had worse experiences with men and has a higher tolerance to bad behaviour than I an asexual person do#But her response was along the lines of ‘you’re an adult; there’s no problem with it really;#can’t blame him for shooting his shot; it’s not really a weird age gap’#And worst of all— ‘maybe he just has an age kink; maybe he gets off on you being younger’#I have to say. I don’t care. The point is that I discouraged it several times and was getting increasingly uncomfortable with it#I feel like in that situation the thing to do is side with me especially when I’m telling you all this.#And like. Sigh i don’t know. I still love her with all my heart but it’s feeling a lil awkward rn#I’m still thinking about that and obviously I don’t want it to ruin the best friendship I’ve ever had#But it’s feeling a little forced right now. I expected her to have my back and for some reason her brushing this aside did make me#Feel completely invalidated and like I should just stop feeling weirded out and man up and discourage this man in words—#When the thing is there was NEVER any hint of interest. I don’t feel like I should have to dignify his behaviour in terms of interest or#Attraction. Because! I just don’t think you should be that forward with strangers repeatedly!! and if I think that’s weird then I’m sorry i#It won’t work with me! I don’t like it! I think that’s grounds enough to stop oh my god.#I’ll be seeing my bestie in a couple of weeks. Flying all the way out to England for her. I don’t want this to be awkward…#but something in me is just a lil heartbroken. Like I feel the girlcode was broken. We’ve always told each other#Not to let men affect our self worth or alter our boundaries. I feel like that was violated.#(ik she said that bc her bf at the time was 30 but like. Listen to my individual situation no? This one wasn’t about you I came for advice)#Rant
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tag vent
#i have to move back to my hometown due to a mistake. a misunderstanding. and being too trusting in others ideas#and my boyfriend is moving an hour away as well. neither of us have been able to get a car or license yet due to money and i dont know when#we can see eachother again after we both move. since we started dating weve been sleeping in the same bed because we were/are roommates#just being gone for the weekend in my hometown is hard because i cant stand to be here but its worse because hes not in my bed every night#ive grown so used to falling alseep in his arms that i dont know what to do at night. i dont feel safe without his arms holding me#ive never felt safe where ive lived before. ive never felt safe in a relationship. ive never felt loved for who i am. that was until him.#now i feel safe in our home. i feel safe in our relationship. i feel loved for who i am. and now we have to be so far apart.#ive done long distance before but this is going to hurt so much my cat loves him she is super cautious and scared around new people but#she loved him since the start. not to mention shes my esa so that really mattered to me. he wants to move with me but it isnt happening#he got definite housing an hour away for super cheap in a town where he knows everyone and i have possible in a town where im surrounded by#people i know but am terrified of. im scared to move back here but have no choice. unless i make that terrifying choice of going with him.#the apartment he is getting is a two bedroom. id only have a studio. hes offered for me to come but im scared to move that far away again#i want to be with him but im scared to move to a whole new town with him. i know hes an amazing guy but we'd be moving away from my friends#and family. i already have to move away from all my friends if i go back to my hometown but this would be a different story.#moving to a whole new town with a guy that i only started dating 2 months ago? like yes. i lived with him previously and knew him for longer#than we dated but im still scared. i think rightfully so. but still.#but there are some pros to moving with him. hometown has no music scene and his town does and thats really important to me.#we'd also be close to his family. but farther from mine. hed be around friends and id have none no matter where i go.#idk im just rambling but i really needed to vent. i lost my best friend recently to the point of them siding with strangers almost and they#helped them break and enter into the house to intimidate me and bf and then a few days later came with cops after saying repeatedly that#they were an anarchist and acab but only when they dont use them apparently. because i guess morals/values only matter when its convenient#im so tired though but i cant sleep so i might write some cringe poetry and try to chill out before going on a late night/early morning walk#tag vent#vent in tags
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great morning indeed.
:)
#woke up to my hole getting french kisses and then pop goes the d***#honesty having a partner who is passionate art your body is unmatched#im quite literally a c********** for him#like please call me Eclair the way he be.....ya know#the rain hitting the window only added to the ambiance of the great morning f*ck#love him so much#now I just need my other bf to slide in the mix too
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My little sister is having me come with her to a Halloween party on town on Saturday. She is dressing up as strawberry shortcake and wants me to be a character from that show too. I have no clue who to be 😩 none if them really match me
#atm im thinking lemon meringue or angel cake#mostly bc i have some clothes already that may work#but eugh#i don't even really want to go but i already promised her#and now im like ah i got to gaurd my baby sister at this party#even tho her bf will be there#frankly i need to gaurd her from him 😒#so she can have fun
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I know my grandpa (he was a big fan of both Schumachers) is currently laughing his ass off somewhere
#ralf schumacher#f1#He would have loved this#I like to think that Seb who is basically a close knit Schumacher knew#I think it'll be funny if Lewis is currently so focused on football that he doesn't check hin phone#And then he does and it's like “Ralf Schumacher is what now? OH. Good for him. I need to give Mick a rainbow sticker for him”#He would however not laugh cause Ralf bf is apparently a supporter of France right wing party#Listen my grandpa may be old but he hated right Ideal like nothing else
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For the record I am actually seriously 👀 about possible Luxon things happening and I do think there's something going on there, even if I have no idea what nor how involved it is.
#legit my DMs went SO rapidly to 'ok where the FUCK is essek tho someone call that bastard for some dunamis expertise'#like previously it was just 'well hope he's far away from ludinus and maybe we can call him after' to 'GET HIS ASS HERE RIGHT NOW'#THE PEOPLE NEED TO KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENING#anyway caleb if you do not call your bf the moment you get that collar off I swear to god#cr spoilers#critical role#luxon blogging
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have an idea for a drawing i just need to figure out the composition and. time and energy to do it
#al is involved in this one. smile. all 3 of em are#so i need to figure out how to format the second shot....hmmmmm#0253c#Also rambling but trying to shift my brain back to talon al interactions is backfiring a bit in the sense of like#Idk. Im sketching this drawing out and feeling kind of gross. Like why is skunker there 😭#But then again before nyalon was made and i started focusing on skunker i was also kind of grossed out by him#Focusing on him made me think of him as hot for like 2 seconds now its leaving me#Like. He's me. He's sexless and unappealing 💀 especially compared to The Actual Guys#Idk. But yeah thats another hurdle in the way of completing this#Ill imagine talon and al as my 2 bfs all day but as soon as i have to draw em#+ actually think about how cringy it is to draw twoooo whole hot men enjoying stuff with me/my sona ....#So embarrassing. Feels gross 😞 humiliating#Once again in that ''ewwwww he wants sex lmao'' shame pit
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